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Frank Monkey
Gallente Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes
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Posted - 2009.06.01 19:25:00 -
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The Ishtar of Jasmine Constantine [Star Fraction] versus
the Deimos of Frank Monkey [Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes]
HAC versus HAC in a pre-arranged duel, 1900hrs today.
Plaudits to my opponent who fought with honour during the engagement.
But there is only one monkey after all...
Frank
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Sebastien Starstrider
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.01 19:42:00 -
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I want those thirty seconds of my life, back. Plus the thirty seconds I spent writing this. You can contact my secretary to make arrangements to give them back. Thanks.
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes
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Posted - 2009.06.01 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Sebastien Starstrider I want those thirty seconds of my life, back. Plus the thirty seconds I spent writing this. You can contact my secretary to make arrangements to give them back. Thanks.
Keep this frequency clear for my chest beating.
Keep your head down though.
Sheep attack imminent...
Frank
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Johann King
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.06.01 19:56:00 -
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So who actually won?
I couldn't make it out amongst all the rhetoric..
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes
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Posted - 2009.06.01 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: Johann King So who actually won?
I couldn't make it out amongst all the rhetoric..
Don't be ridiculous.
Frank
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Johann King
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.06.01 19:58:00 -
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Edited by: Johann King on 01/06/2009 19:58:39
Originally by: Frank Monkey
Originally by: Johann King So who actually won?
I couldn't make it out amongst all the rhetoric..
Don't be ridiculous.
Frank
Blimey you are watching this post like a hawk, no honestly, I get the impression you won, but you have not confirmed nor denied it...
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.06.01 19:59:00 -
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Frank won.
Jasmine is bound by the losing terms.
"no posting on IGS until she has aided the destruction of 10 24th Crusade aligned battleships."
Duel was fought fairly and equally with no complaints from the Star Fraction.
Congratulations Frank.
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Garreck
Amarr Border Defense Consortium Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.01 20:20:00 -
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Huh.
Ms Constantine, could you pass on a request to Jasmine from myself for a personal briefing on how this fight went down, one small fleet connoisseur to another? I love the deimos, but wouldn't give myself 2 isk for my odds against an ishtar on most days no matter the pilot.
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Georgina Eldridge
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Posted - 2009.06.01 22:47:00 -
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I WISH MY DEIMOS COULD BEAT ISHTARS TOO.
FRANK, HOW DID YOU DO IT?
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FOl2TY8
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.06.01 22:53:00 -
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Shooting blues again eh Frank? gf gf ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve |
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes
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Posted - 2009.06.01 23:00:00 -
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Well in truth the trick was to bring the Deimos.
Thats was kinda "the whole point".
However I can envisage situations where an Ishtar can beat a Deimos.
But the engineering of the Ishtar must be correct to that end.
With respect to the comment about shooting blues. Two major points there.
1. Jasmine Constantine challenged me, not the other way around. I simply accepted the challenge.
2. Star Fraction are neutral on my ship overview last time I looked and do not therefore appear blue at all.
However if it makes you feel any better, I can always shoot you.
Frank ...of Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes...
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FOl2TY8
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.06.01 23:03:00 -
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Originally by: Frank Monkey
However if it makes you feel any better, I can always shoot you.
You invest a lot of emotion every time you undock don't you? ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve |
Frank Monkey
Gallente Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes
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Posted - 2009.06.01 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: FOl2TY8
Originally by: Frank Monkey
However if it makes you feel any better, I can always shoot you.
You invest a lot of emotion every time you undock don't you?
If you need pain relief come see ole painless.
Frank
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FOl2TY8
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.06.01 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: Frank Monkey
If you need pain relief come see ole painless.
Frank
Um, ok? ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve |
Frank Monkey
Gallente Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes
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Posted - 2009.06.01 23:38:00 -
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Originally by: FOl2TY8
Originally by: Frank Monkey
If you need pain relief come see ole painless.
Frank
Um, ok?
Excellent. What ship class you wanna go for and what location, day and time?
Frank
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FOl2TY8
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.06.01 23:54:00 -
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Ahh that was your offer for a duel? Like I would waste my time doing a 1v1 that will result in me getting blown up. In fact why would I waste my time in a 1v1 at all? Why would you for that matter? ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve |
Frank Monkey
Gallente Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes
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Posted - 2009.06.02 00:33:00 -
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Originally by: FOl2TY8 Ahh that was your offer for a duel? Like I would waste my time doing a 1v1 that will result in me getting blown up. In fact why would I waste my time in a 1v1 at all? Why would you for that matter?
I can't explain to anyone who doesn't feel the rush of taking on ships on your own, often outnumbered and achieving success what it is about.
But if you feel the need to troll, but aren't prepared to back it up with cold steel, then dang.
Its a bit cowardly isn't it?
Say what you like about the monkey.
But he will at least give you the satisfaction of taking him on.
Is this not the right thing to do?
Frank
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Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.06.02 04:18:00 -
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Originally by: Frank Monkey
Originally by: FOl2TY8 In fact why would I waste my time in a 1v1 at all? Why would you for that matter?
I can't explain to anyone who doesn't feel the rush of taking on ships on your own, often outnumbered
Frank, i have to ask: how often are you outnumbered in a 1v1?
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Illuvian
Tribal Special Operations
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Posted - 2009.06.02 05:38:00 -
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Originally by: Bad Harlequin
Originally by: Frank Monkey
Originally by: FOl2TY8 In fact why would I waste my time in a 1v1 at all? Why would you for that matter?
I can't explain to anyone who doesn't feel the rush of taking on ships on your own, often outnumbered
Frank, i have to ask: how often are you outnumbered in a 1v1?
Rarely, when the voices in his head are counted it is often a 10v1. Thus his winning streak. |
Frank Monkey
Gallente Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes
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Posted - 2009.06.02 08:45:00 -
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Originally by: Bad Harlequin
Frank, i have to ask: how often are you outnumbered in a 1v1?
I have said it before, but looks like we have to go there again.
Unfortunately the space lanes are populated with pedants like Bad Harlequin here and his buddy.
He has nothing to say but YET AGAIN decides to dribble on a keyboard and this is the result.
Believe me, I rarely get a chance to fight the Amarr one on one, nor does anyone else for that matter. The Minmatar Militia are not much better in this regard.
Both groups have fallen in love with blobbing. I think this is mostly a skill, confidence and leadership shortage which has delivered this.
I can, if you so wish, point you to recognised combat databases recording engagements where I have defeated 3-4 ships on my own in a single ship.
However this inconvenient truth may not be welcome to you and indeed other members of the Sheep of War.
Frank ...of Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes...
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Zverofaust
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Posted - 2009.06.02 11:45:00 -
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WOOSH, it went right over his head.
What about my challenge Frank? Still haven't accepted.
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Frank Monkey
Gallente Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes
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Posted - 2009.06.02 12:33:00 -
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Originally by: Zverofaust WOOSH, it went right over his head.
What about my challenge Frank? Still haven't accepted.
Oh dear, oh dear. Poor ZERO has no skillz...
Its why we call you ZERO!
An inspection of the combat databases will show a duel between ZERO [in an incursus] and Monkey [rifter] that took place on stardate 2009-05-03 02:38:00 in Amamake.
[I can't remember the last time I was in a T1 frig, but he insisted...]
The Duel of Amamake no less.
A duel in which ZERO lasted a mere 38 seconds.
You have been weighed, measured, matched and found wanting.
Your a LOSER baby.
As I demonstrated in the 38 second annihilation of you, you are no match for the monkey.
Now off you go and gang-bang with the rest of the sheep.
Bahhhhhhhhh.
Frank ...of Stevie Sparkle and the SuperSonic Love Commandoes...
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