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Le Soltueur
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.06.02 00:00:00 -
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There we were... "We" being some of my evil, battle-hardened, seasoned (and lightly breaded) veterans in Amarr...
And the contract war target we are chasing is in local... bad move... caught. Podded. And *gasp* still in local at a station. Guess that's where his clone respawned.
Now this is where the story gets fun. See... most of us with a brain, a non-current clone, and a WT or 3 in local would just stay docked up, wait for an opportunity to move elsewhere, or go get a beer (or 12) and watch a movie.
Not this guy. No. He undocks. Gets podded. Not once. Not twice. FIVE TIMES.
FIVE.
I submit for your reading enjoyment, the local chatter (edited to protect the "innocent" and removal of isk-selling spam):
[ 2009.06.01 23:11:20 ] WT > omg [ 2009.06.01 23:11:42 ] WT > ivegi was guna come pvp with u [ 2009.06.01 23:11:49 ] WT > got podded thou [ 2009.06.01 23:11:53 ] Some guy in local > ? [ 2009.06.01 23:11:55 ] Some guy in local > WT lol [ 2009.06.01 23:12:09 ] WHACK Vet > lawl [ 2009.06.01 23:12:17 ] Some guy in local > pffff lol [ 2009.06.01 23:12:35 ] WT > did ya have to pod me [ 2009.06.01 23:12:41 ] Whack Vet > ur a wt [ 2009.06.01 23:12:52 ] Whack Vet > anyways later o7 [ 2009.06.01 23:12:56 ] WT > i quit lol [ 2009.06.01 23:12:59 ] WHACK Vet > heh [ 2009.06.01 23:22:37 ] WT > i lost so much skillpoints its stupid [ 2009.06.01 23:22:56 ] Insert various [ 2009.06.01 23:22:59 ] LOL comments from [ 2009.06.01 23:23:06 ] Amarr Local [ 2009.06.01 23:23:36 ] Another Guy In Local > i'll add a genuinely felt facepalm to that [ 2009.06.01 23:23:49 ] WT > cant even fly assault ships anymore [ 2009.06.01 23:25:24 ] WT > anyone want all standard implant chips for free? [ 2009.06.01 23:25:29 ] Another Guy In Local > Yes [ 2009.06.01 23:25:36 ] Another Guy in Local > Please contract them to me. Thanks. [ 2009.06.01 23:27:24 ] Another Guy in Local > Thank you, WT. [ 2009.06.01 23:27:51 ] WT > have some isk aswel [ 2009.06.01 23:28:24 ] WT > gdgd
FIVE times. He got so mad, he gave away 120M (all his ISK), his worldly possessions (a full set of +4 implants) and emoragequit the game. Forever maybe?
I have a very happy client.
Underworld Excavators - Unearthing and burying one ****** at a time. Just like Darwin would have wanted.
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Le Soltueur
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.06.02 00:01:00 -
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Our killboard can be used for verification purposes, of course.
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FU22
Beyond Transcendence
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Posted - 2009.06.02 00:04:00 -
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oh my 
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Soldier of Fortune Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.02 00:35:00 -
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Edited by: soldieroffortune 258 on 02/06/2009 00:38:06 ok, i jsut looked at your killboard, im sorry, but it just seems that you havent even fathomed the idea that your War Target maybe, just MAYBE could have been stringing you along, i mean, the first two poddings were from harbinger's, even Steven Hawkings could have warped away in the time it takes for that lock
besides that. . . . . he was undocking in only a pod, i mean cmon
EDIT:
it dont cost that much to upgrade a clone, unless he's got many dozens of millions of skillpoints
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.02 00:39:00 -
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Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 ok, i jsut looked at your killboard, im sorry, but it just seems that you havent even fathomed the idea that your War Target maybe, just MAYBE could have been stringing you along, i mean, the first two poddings were from harbinger's, even Steven Hawkings could have warped away in the time it takes for that lock
besides that. . . . . he was undocking in only a pod, i mean cmon
Thats an interesting idea to keep a fleet in place so you can call in reinforcements to gank them.. Get podded in your clone system.. Update clone, get podded again.. Update clone.. repeat.. Whine in local so they think you are an idiot..
Only downside with thinking that's what this guy was doing is that I don't see their fleet getting pwned on their killboard..
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oodin
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.06.02 04:32:00 -
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   most successfull contract in the history of eve imo   
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Dracoknight
The Directorate Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.06.02 06:10:00 -
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My only reget is that i wasnt online nor in Amarr space at the time... =/ ____________________
I wish my Thorax could use missiles... |

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.02 06:11:00 -
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Name and shame?!
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Lukriss
Lone Star Academy
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Posted - 2009.06.02 07:21:00 -
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Sooo, he lost Frigate V? big f'ing deal... he lost max 10 days of training
Originally by: Akita T PROBLEM : Basement is overflowing with water from a ruptured pipe. NORMAL solution: fix the pipe, clean up the water. CCP solution: install a pump to drain water from the base
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.02 07:22:00 -
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Originally by: Lukriss Sooo, he lost Frigate V? big f'ing deal... he lost max 10 days of training
NO U
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dr doooo
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Posted - 2009.06.02 11:41:00 -
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Edited by: dr doooo on 02/06/2009 11:41:33
Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 ok, i jsut looked at your killboard, im sorry, but it just seems that you havent even fathomed the idea that your War Target maybe, just MAYBE could have been stringing you along, i mean, the first two poddings were from harbinger's, even Steven Hawkings could have warped away in the time it takes for that lock
besides that. . . . . he was undocking in only a pod, i mean cmon
Thats an interesting idea to keep a fleet in place so you can call in reinforcements to gank them.. Get podded in your clone system.. Update clone, get podded again.. Update clone.. repeat.. Whine in local so they think you are an idiot..
Only downside with thinking that's what this guy was doing is that I don't see their fleet getting pwned on their killboard..
I Would guess he did it to get the contract considered 'completed', and the merk war off his back. Then again, I often underestimate the levels of stupidity that can be found in Eve. It's possible he didn't even know about clones -he wouldn't be the first.
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Le Soltueur
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.06.02 13:08:00 -
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Problem 1 - 6 month old toon - flying a HAC (where are the support skills?) Problem 2 - No medical facility in the station he was holed up in. Problem 3 - No other WT's online from his corp at the time of the PPP (Personal Pod Parade)
There's lots more... but really, I think the point was made. 
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Goyda
I.M.M Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.06.02 13:10:00 -
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Edited by: Goyda on 02/06/2009 13:11:23 WTF ! How do you get podded undocking in hi-sec; let alone 5 times ? In 0.0 I could understand, but come on even with a 1200 sensor str it is still very hard to get a pod.
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Le Soltueur
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.06.02 13:13:00 -
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Panic? Noob making Noob mistake? Indecision? Not paying attention?
The list could go on...
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2009.06.02 13:15:00 -
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Originally by: Le Soltueur Problem 1 - 6 month old toon - flying a HAC (where are the support skills?) Problem 2 - No medical facility in the station he was holed up in. Problem 3 - No other WT's online from his corp at the time of the PPP (Personal Pod Parade)
There's lots more... but really, I think the point was made. 
Problem 4 - Shortage of brain capacity. How about.. not undocking, without a proper clone?
I dunno if that guy was dumb, didn't realise game mechanics, if he was drunk/stoned, or just fooling around since he was gonna quit anyway.. either case it's more sad than fun.  - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

Enden Assulu
Caldari Blood Money Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.02 13:24:00 -
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Last time I checked if your clone was not updated then you lost 1mil SP each time it died until it reached the base of 800k. So the guy lost 5m sp? That is a bit more than assault ships :/
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Le Soltueur
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.06.02 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Enden Assulu Last time I checked if your clone was not updated then you lost 1mil SP each time it died until it reached the base of 800k. So the guy lost 5m sp? That is a bit more than assault ships :/
I am presuming that his first clone was at least current... 
But yeah... 4M SP on a 6month old toon = reroll.
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Kazang
Gallente Wrecking Shots
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Posted - 2009.06.02 16:32:00 -
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Generally i approve of griefing up until just before the victim quits the game, making someone quit is just a little too harsh, but this is classic. LOL
Kazang
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Mya ElleTerego
The Hull Miners Union Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.06.02 19:44:00 -
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lol to date, due to flagrant alcohol abuse, once on st patricks day, the other new years, I have self podded away battleship 5 and recon 5 :( Im still here tho. If it comes down to it, ill roll in a garmon ruppy. Alliance Recruit thread Alliance Homepage/Killboard |

Hades In'aMiniskirt
EDEN BURNING
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Posted - 2009.06.02 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kazang Generally i approve of griefing up until just before the victim quits the game, making someone quit is just a little too harsh, but this is classic. LOL
I agree...making him quit means one less person in EVE to grief...that's not a positive step ....but I ROFL'd anyway  ㋡㋡㋡㋡ oh CRAAAP...must have left the stove on |

Cre'tal
The Directorate Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.06.04 23:57:00 -
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You, sir, are a heartless bastard. I wish pain and pestilence onto your corp and your alliance. |

Landrassa
Friendly Neighbourhood Extortion Company
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Posted - 2009.06.05 03:50:00 -
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For the record...the proud recipient of the succesful "can i have your stuff?" was my corpmate.
We were his other wartargets in local.
And we lost our innocence in EVE a long time ago... (facepalm comment was mine)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice corp you got there...would be a shame if something happened to it. |

Robert0288
Caldari g guild Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2009.06.05 08:11:00 -
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Well I've accidently volunteered to be a scout in an inty for a suicide fleet without having a clone. After 40 jumps I realized but by that time we where in the middle of nowhere, needlessly to say I wasn't scout for very much longer |

Izo Alabaster
Friendly Neighbourhood Extortion Company
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Posted - 2009.06.06 00:35:00 -
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Good story, OP, but you left out one key detail...
Oddly, I was the other guy in local who received the isk and implants, and actually had an active war up against the same wartarget as well!
He gave me, a war target, a full set of +4s, and 120 million isk. I thanked him kindly for his donation to the Izo Alabaster Anti-Anti-Piracy Fund.  |

Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.06 04:49:00 -
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Originally by: Le Soltueur
Originally by: Enden Assulu Last time I checked if your clone was not updated then you lost 1mil SP each time it died until it reached the base of 800k. So the guy lost 5m sp? That is a bit more than assault ships :/
I am presuming that his first clone was at least current... 
But yeah... 4M SP on a 6month old toon = reroll.
When I chatted with you in game I thought you were a civil chappie. Now, with this and the Marauder concordokken I find out just how evil you are! OMG griefer!
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ivegi
Amarr Operational Urban Zion Order
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Posted - 2009.06.08 18:21:00 -
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I actually remember this, since as you can see im mentioned in the second line of the text. I took no part in the war action though, so I am not to blame for any of this. I was just asking for some 1v1 action and apparently when he came out to fight me the WT was there to smear him. |

Mes Caline
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.06.08 18:41:00 -
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i was wondering if you were gonna poast or not =p |

StationSpinner
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Posted - 2009.06.08 20:42:00 -
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wait in the station for the danger to pass |
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