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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:50:00 -
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This is not a GH-SC heist. This is not a Ponzi scheme. This is not a tale of an experienced scammer at work, but instead, this is a tale of a noob that came into this game hoping to make ISK.
When I started out in the game, all I did was mission run and canflip in highsec... then I found that boring. I pawned all my assets and ventured into lowsec (usually Kubinen, but I migrated into Tama) with just a measly Rifter. Bad idea for a 2mil SP noob to enter lowsec, right? Seeing my crappy potential with the Rifter, I began to resort to not killing people, but instead ninja-looting the wrecks of fights in front of the station. I made 100 mil off this in a month - and then it was boring. I thrived for some more ISK and something more fun.
I read up the stories of famous scams of Currin Trading and the GH-SC's multiple heists... and even the spy story of BoB's destruction. I became attracted to the readings of James 315 and The Mittani.
So... what can a deaf and crappy SP-placed Minmatar noob with -6.6 sec status do? I started looking into making my own scam - one where I would study the psyche of a couple of people (in this case, they were scammers/trolls/regulars of this very forum) and use it to my will for my own ISK. I was only doing this on a small level as a testing.
I've edited the chatlog and taken them apart piece by piece - with my own little explanations of said pieces.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:52:00 -
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FINALLY hes going to post it.. I will of course correct the bits he has changed and/or missed. |

MyoJin Blood
Gallente Space Ants Of The North
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:53:00 -
[3]
~grabs popcorn ~ well if these two are in here its going to get interesting. |

Liitar
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:54:00 -
[4]
Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome? |

Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:55:00 -
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[ 2009.06.08 04:41:15 ] Colonel Cornbread > no one will give me a ****ing 100m loan so i can get a plex [ 2009.06.08 04:41:16 ] Colonel Cornbread > ffs [ 2009.06.08 04:41:21 ] Lana Torrin > every time i refresh it tells me like half the things a new [ 2009.06.08 04:41:33 ] Lady Spank > oh that [ 2009.06.08 04:41:35 ] Lana Torrin > nothing is new... its lieing [ 2009.06.08 04:41:44 ] Lana Torrin > it stopped doing it for ages [ 2009.06.08 04:41:51 ] Lady Spank > I get excited for new posts and its the same crap [ 2009.06.08 04:42:10 ] Dian'h Might > ahhhh [ 2009.06.08 04:42:16 ] Dian'h Might > normal megathron for 275m [ 2009.06.08 04:42:26 ] Lady Spank > I got better [ 2009.06.08 04:42:27 ] Dian'h Might > either people are getting stupider or I'm getting better [ 2009.06.08 04:42:39 ] Colonel Cornbread > dian [ 2009.06.08 04:42:46 ] Colonel Cornbread > i need 100m loan to buy a plex [ 2009.06.08 04:42:46 ] Lady Spank > amarr shuttle for 200m, magnate for 200m (twice) [ 2009.06.08 04:42:50 ] Colonel Cornbread > i got like 2 days ffs [ 2009.06.08 04:42:54 ] Dian'h Might > damn, I can start paying for my accounts via gtc now if I can keep this up [ 2009.06.08 04:43:16 ] Dian'h Might > cornbread: find me a buyer for a stabber fleet issue or megathron navy issue and I'll split the procceeds with you [ 2009.06.08 04:43:28 ] Colonel Cornbread > well [ 2009.06.08 04:43:31 ] Colonel Cornbread > tell me how to do it [ 2009.06.08 04:43:38 ] Dian'h Might > find someone in domain region [ 2009.06.08 04:43:43 ] Colonel Cornbread > like do i go to a busy system like jita or something less busy [ 2009.06.08 04:43:45 ] Colonel Cornbread > i got like 2 days
This started the whole attempt at scamming them. Lana Torrin, Dian'h Might, AND Lexa Hellfury (not in this piece) were the primary targets and I've studied them for the past few weeks or so. Lana is an erratic person, going on all tangents. Dian'h is a slightly helpful person, but will do anything to strike fear into a person if he's given the opportunity. Lexa is... well, the only thing I had to him was he wasn't compassionate or sympathetic and I knew he had a fat wallet - but I'm good at changing the emotions of a person to me, so I used that to my will. |

Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:56:00 -
[6]
When you do a multipart post you need to have the next part ready before the first part gets posted or you get c-c-c-c-combo breakers!
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:57:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Liitar Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome?
Considering this was all done in the in game chat window I also fail to see why he keeps bringing up that hes deaf.. I'm assuming its a ploy to get the reader on side and make them feel like he has been the victim. But anyway, im awaiting the first installment.
FYI cornbread.. when posting a thread of this size next time, edit it all first and THEN post it and you wont get people posting between your posts.
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Ascipen
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:57:00 -
[8]
His crap achievement ARE awesome.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:58:00 -
[9]
[ 2009.06.08 05:52:47 ] Colonel Cornbread > ffs [ 2009.06.08 05:52:52 ] Colonel Cornbread > people here in rens are like dead. [ 2009.06.08 05:53:21 ] Lana Torrin > yep [ 2009.06.08 05:53:24 ] Lana Torrin > thats why i left [ 2009.06.08 05:54:16 ] Colonel Cornbread > Colonel Cornbread > Guyssss I need to sell two more Stabber Fleet issues to get a plex in 2 days! I'm at Rens VI - m8, first two people to trade with me gets it! 85m [ 2009.06.08 05:56:39 ] Ascipen > sup all [ 2009.06.08 05:56:41 ] Colonel Cornbread > is rens usually always this dead [ 2009.06.08 05:56:48 ] Dian'h Might > rofl [ 2009.06.08 05:56:52 ] Dian'h Might > you're doing it wrong [ 2009.06.08 05:57:01 ] Dian'h Might > that has scam written all over it [ 2009.06.08 05:57:11 ] Colonel Cornbread > ive done it in a million ways [ 2009.06.08 05:57:32 ] Colonel Cornbread > what do i say to advertise it [ 2009.06.08 05:57:53 ] Dian'h Might > well you're screwed now [ 2009.06.08 05:57:56 ] Lexa Hellfury > offer a complimentary blowjob [ 2009.06.08 05:57:59 ] Dian'h Might > because you already did it and they know who you are [ 2009.06.08 05:58:06 ] Colonel Cornbread > still [ 2009.06.08 05:58:11 ] Colonel Cornbread > for tomorrow or whatever... [ 2009.06.08 05:58:15 ] Colonel Cornbread > what do i say [ 2009.06.08 05:58:34 ] Dian'h Might > say you want to sell one [ 2009.06.08 05:58:40 ] Dian'h Might > and ask for offers [ 2009.06.08 05:59:03 ] Dian'h Might > after making smalltalk with the locals [ 2009.06.08 05:59:11 ] Dian'h Might > if no one wants it, just be like "wow, no takers" [ 2009.06.08 05:59:18 ] Dian'h Might > or stuff like that, no selling pressure [ 2009.06.08 05:59:20 ] Colonel Cornbread > i did that earlier [ 2009.06.08 05:59:29 ] Dian'h Might > if no one wants it, then no one wants it [ 2009.06.08 05:59:34 ] Colonel Cornbread > like ''omg no one wants to buy my fleet stabbers argh'' [ 2009.06.08 05:59:41 ] Dian'h Might > I've actually found that 90% of the peopel you convo you can talk into buying a scam [ 2009.06.08 06:00:04 ] Lana Torrin > 90%... your better than me [ 2009.06.08 06:00:17 ] Ascipen > Dian'h, you want me to find you another coustomer? :{ [ 2009.06.08 06:00:21 ] Ascipen > :P* [ 2009.06.08 06:02:19 ] Dian'h Might > if you can get one, I sold like 3 ships already tonight though [ 2009.06.08 06:02:35 ] Ascipen > Im in a different local than you [ 2009.06.08 06:02:49 ] Ascipen > Anyway, what ship type\ [ 2009.06.08 06:03:50 ] Colonel Cornbread > guys [ 2009.06.08 06:04:08 ] Colonel Cornbread > should i join a 'starting up' corp and become director ASAP, and then later when im about to leave this char forever, i steal everything? [ 2009.06.08 06:04:22 ] Ascipen > of course [ 2009.06.08 06:04:34 ] Colonel Cornbread > yeah but idk if there'd be that much to steal tbh
This is me sounding like I'm getting desperate. Going right from Rens being dead for renamed ship scams to stealing corporations in one blink of an eye. This part was primarily subject to targeting Lana: to actually connect to such an erratic person, one must be erratic. Plus, this was also for Lexa, but I think she was afk, oh well.
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: Colonel Cornbread Lexa is... well, the only thing I had to him was he wasn't compassionate or sympathetic and I knew he had a fat wallet - but I'm good at changing the emotions of a person to me, so I used that to my will.
Colonel Cornbread? More like Colonel Obvious, amirite?
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Liitar
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:59:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Liitar Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome?
Considering this was all done in the in game chat window I also fail to see why he keeps bringing up that hes deaf.. I'm assuming its a ploy to get the reader on side and make them feel like he has been the victim. But anyway, im awaiting the first installment.
FYI cornbread.. when posting a thread of this size next time, edit it all first and THEN post it and you wont get people posting between your posts.
OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL!
AND I AM HANDICAPPED!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 07:59:00 -
[12]
[ 2009.06.08 04:41:21 ] Lana Torrin > every time i refresh it tells me like half the things a new [ 2009.06.08 04:41:33 ] Lady Spank > oh that [ 2009.06.08 04:41:35 ] Lana Torrin > nothing is new... its lieing [ 2009.06.08 04:41:44 ] Lana Torrin > it stopped doing it for ages [ 2009.06.08 04:41:51 ] Lady Spank > I get excited for new posts and its the same crap
See, now what did I say about editing out the crap. No one really needs to know that im having a problem with these crappy forums and they keep telling me that there are new posts when there aren't.. It provides nothing to the story and just makes this whole thing long and drawn out.
Your readers are going to get to about the 6th post, see that its not going anywhere and stop reading..
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:00:00 -
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[ 2009.06.08 06:29:01 ] Colonel Cornbread > my problem is [ 2009.06.08 06:29:14 ] Colonel Cornbread > i need 100m for a plex in the next 2 days (and when tomorrow comes, 1 day) [ 2009.06.08 06:29:19 ] Colonel Cornbread > or im gone from the game!! [ 2009.06.08 06:29:21 ] Ascipen > I'll give you half of what I get [ 2009.06.08 06:29:29 ] Colonel Cornbread > he already closed convo [ 2009.06.08 06:29:35 ] Ascipen > @_@ [ 2009.06.08 06:29:36 ] Colonel Cornbread > probably counting on me to get on tomorrow [ 2009.06.08 06:29:52 ] Dian'h Might > wait, you're gone if you don't get 100m? [ 2009.06.08 06:29:55 ] Dian'h Might > why didnt' you say so [ 2009.06.08 06:30:05 ] Colonel Cornbread > i ****ing said it like 10 times [ 2009.06.08 06:30:07 ] Dian'h Might > I'll come to rens right now and make sure no one pays you anything :P [ 2009.06.08 06:30:09 ] Ascipen > >.> Im gone if I dont get 200m [ 2009.06.08 06:30:20 ] Ascipen > Oh, nvm [ 2009.06.08 06:30:28 ] Colonel Cornbread > lol dian'h [ 2009.06.08 06:30:46 ] Ascipen > /emote posted in a Lana topic [ 2009.06.08 06:32:54 ] Ascipen > Id suggest doing missions in a mission hub whilst scamming Corn [ 2009.06.08 06:33:06 ] Colonel Cornbread > look at my sec status [ 2009.06.08 06:33:09 ] Colonel Cornbread > i shoujldnt even be in rens =) [ 2009.06.08 06:33:12 ] Ascipen > Alts? [ 2009.06.08 06:33:22 ] Colonel Cornbread > no alts [ 2009.06.08 06:33:56 ] Ascipen > Well unless you find a kind hearted person your ****ed [ 2009.06.08 06:34:14 ] Ascipen > or a stupid one [ 2009.06.08 06:34:47 ] Colonel Cornbread > meh [ 2009.06.08 06:40:54 ] Lana Torrin > wait... why is cornbread ****ed? [ 2009.06.08 06:41:15 ] Lexa Hellfury > cuz he's a sexy stud like that [ 2009.06.08 06:41:39 ] Ascipen > VBecause he needs 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:42:26 ] Lana Torrin > /emote posts in a Lana thread ^^ [ 2009.06.08 06:42:39 ] Colonel Cornbread > i need 100m to continue playing the game -.- [ 2009.06.08 06:43:16 ] Lana Torrin > i know... thats why im not giving it to you [ 2009.06.08 06:43:26 ] Lexa Hellfury > rofl [ 2009.06.08 06:43:28 ] Dian'h Might > ^^ that [ 2009.06.08 06:43:29 ] Colonel Cornbread > yeahhhhh and u tried to call me a friend xD [ 2009.06.08 06:43:29 ] Lana Torrin > sell me something actualy worth 100M.. [ 2009.06.08 06:44:07 ] Colonel Cornbread > nah [ 2009.06.08 06:44:15 ] Colonel Cornbread > i'll sell you my right testicle [ 2009.06.08 06:44:19 ] Ascipen > ;_; You people are mean to him. [ 2009.06.08 06:44:22 ] Lana Torrin > I can buy you a plex but you have to do seomthing for me first [ 2009.06.08 06:44:52 ] Lana Torrin > and you have no idea how close i was to saying 'to me'... [ 2009.06.08 06:45:02 ] Lexa Hellfury > heh [ 2009.06.08 06:45:13 ] Dian'h Might > yeah, I was pretty surprised [ 2009.06.08 06:45:27 ] Dian'h Might > I was thinking we should make him post soemthing for us [ 2009.06.08 06:46:01 ] Dian'h Might > but I don't tihnk him making a thread about "dian'h might is the greatest scammer evar!" thread would be worth 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:46:22 ] Lana Torrin > I have an idea.. [ 2009.06.08 06:46:50 ] Lana Torrin > Post something in to C&P.. start a new thread.. if we all think its worth 100M then you will get your 100M [ 2009.06.08 06:46:59 ] Lexa Hellfury > lol [ 2009.06.08 06:47:05 ] Colonel Cornbread > wtf [ 2009.06.08 06:47:07 ] Colonel Cornbread > that's impossible [ 2009.06.08 06:47:17 ] Colonel Cornbread > nothing will top 100m after what zedrick has done [ 2009.06.08 06:47:21 ] Ascipen > /emote posted in a lana thread [ 2009.06.08 06:47:23 ] Lana Torrin > 'we all' means me Lexa and Dian'h [ 2009.06.08 06:47:26 ] Colonel Cornbread > zedrik's crap costed nearly 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:47:48 ] Lana Torrin > make something up.. i dont care.. [ 2009.06.08 06:47:52 ] Ascipen > @_@ Ascipen doesn't get added to ther mix?
Directly explaining to these people my situation (need 100m for a plex in the next two days to keep playing).
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:01:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Liitar
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Liitar Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome?
Considering this was all done in the in game chat window I also fail to see why he keeps bringing up that hes deaf.. I'm assuming its a ploy to get the reader on side and make them feel like he has been the victim. But anyway, im awaiting the first installment.
FYI cornbread.. when posting a thread of this size next time, edit it all first and THEN post it and you wont get people posting between your posts.
OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL!
AND I AM HANDICAPPED!
Now THIS is ****ing funny! 
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:01:00 -
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Cc--c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo Breaker
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Liitar
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:02:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Liitar
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Liitar Does being deaf give you a disability where you can't keep things in one thread and also think your crap achievements are awesome?
Considering this was all done in the in game chat window I also fail to see why he keeps bringing up that hes deaf.. I'm assuming its a ploy to get the reader on side and make them feel like he has been the victim. But anyway, im awaiting the first installment.
FYI cornbread.. when posting a thread of this size next time, edit it all first and THEN post it and you wont get people posting between your posts.
OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL!
AND I AM HANDICAPPED!
Now THIS is ****ing funny! 
you took out the tildes!
~~~~!
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:02:00 -
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[ 2009.06.08 06:44:19 ] Ascipen > ;_; You people are mean to him. [ 2009.06.08 06:44:22 ] Lana Torrin > I can buy you a plex but you have to do seomthing for me first [ 2009.06.08 06:44:52 ] Lana Torrin > and you have no idea how close i was to saying 'to me'... [ 2009.06.08 06:45:02 ] Lexa Hellfury > heh [ 2009.06.08 06:45:13 ] Dian'h Might > yeah, I was pretty surprised [ 2009.06.08 06:45:27 ] Dian'h Might > I was thinking we should make him post soemthing for us [ 2009.06.08 06:46:01 ] Dian'h Might > but I don't tihnk him making a thread about "dian'h might is the greatest scammer evar!" thread would be worth 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:46:22 ] Lana Torrin > I have an idea.. [ 2009.06.08 06:46:50 ] Lana Torrin > Post something in to C&P.. start a new thread.. if we all think its worth 100M then you will get your 100M [ 2009.06.08 06:46:59 ] Lexa Hellfury > lol [ 2009.06.08 06:47:05 ] Colonel Cornbread > wtf [ 2009.06.08 06:47:07 ] Colonel Cornbread > that's impossible [ 2009.06.08 06:47:17 ] Colonel Cornbread > nothing will top 100m after what zedrick has done [ 2009.06.08 06:47:21 ] Ascipen > /emote posted in a lana thread [ 2009.06.08 06:47:23 ] Lana Torrin > 'we all' means me Lexa and Dian'h [ 2009.06.08 06:47:26 ] Colonel Cornbread > zedrik's crap costed nearly 100m [ 2009.06.08 06:47:48 ] Lana Torrin > make something up.. i dont care.. [ 2009.06.08 06:47:52 ] Ascipen > @_@ Ascipen doesn't get added to ther mix?
[ 2009.06.08 06:48:28 ] Lana Torrin > i dont care what you post.. we judge afterwards if its worth 100M or not [ 2009.06.08 06:48:28 ] Dian'h Might > it needs to be something that looks like it's halfway legit [ 2009.06.08 06:48:57 ] Ascipen > hell, you can post multiple things [ 2009.06.08 06:48:58 ] Lana Torrin > Troll for your isk [ 2009.06.08 06:49:05 ] Colonel Cornbread > ffs [ 2009.06.08 06:49:13 ] Ascipen > BE A TRUE C AND PEE MEMBER [ 2009.06.08 06:49:21 ] Colonel Cornbread > you guys know i have only 2 days left, so you'll have me trolling until the end of my subscription and never get the plex [ 2009.06.08 06:49:35 ] Ascipen > Do it tonight [ 2009.06.08 06:49:39 ] Lana Torrin > i'll pay you if you do a good enough job [ 2009.06.08 06:49:53 ] Colonel Cornbread > that's the problem, it lies in your hands, idk what you like [ 2009.06.08 06:50:09 ] Lana Torrin > you havent read my posts? [ 2009.06.08 06:50:17 ] Colonel Cornbread > they're erratic [ 2009.06.08 06:50:24 ] Lana Torrin > i know ^^ [ 2009.06.08 06:50:25 ] Dian'h Might > chatlogs of you cyb0ring with lana? [ 2009.06.08 06:50:26 ] Colonel Cornbread > and usually filled with posts about Req [ 2009.06.08 06:50:29 ] Colonel Cornbread > nah [ 2009.06.08 06:50:35 ] Colonel Cornbread > i was talking about my bisexuality in middle school [ 2009.06.08 06:50:37 ] Dian'h Might > a story about an epic scam [ 2009.06.08 06:50:51 ] Colonel Cornbread > except i was really being kinky as i was never interested in men anyway [ 2009.06.08 06:50:53 ] Dian'h Might > like how you stole over 9000 bilion rom the mittani [ 2009.06.08 06:51:04 ] Dian'h Might > *from [ 2009.06.08 06:51:04 ] Lana Torrin > TBH I dont care if you troll general.. but they are easy to troll so it'll have to be epic [ 2009.06.08 06:51:57 ] Dian'h Might > how about like a pod or post thread [ 2009.06.08 06:52:21 ] Ascipen > Or aw WTS pod thread [ 2009.06.08 06:52:23 ] Dian'h Might > same format as a pod or post, but the content would be that of a post or loose your sub [ 2009.06.08 06:52:26 ] Ascipen > But it has to be good [ 2009.06.08 06:53:20 ] Ascipen > @_@ I cant belive I'm still selling my Core Probe Launchers for 250k a peice [ 2009.06.08 06:53:44 ] Lana Torrin > change the k to an M [ 2009.06.08 06:53:53 ] Dian'h Might > how about posting about how you tried a double your isk scam and some guy sent you 2 isk [ 2009.06.08 06:53:53 ] Colonel Cornbread > so, you want me to troll all of C+P in one fell swoop
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:03:00 -
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Edited by: Lexa Hellfury on 08/06/2009 08:03:36
Originally by: Liitar
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Liitar
OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL!
AND I AM HANDICAPPED!
Now THIS is ****ing funny! 
you took out the tildes!
I dislike tildes. I find that they do not "own" at all.
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:04:00 -
[19]
So like guys, hows it going?
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:05:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread [ 2009.06.08 06:46:22 ] Lana Torrin > I have an idea.. [ 2009.06.08 06:46:50 ] Lana Torrin > Post something in to C&P.. start a new thread.. if we all think its worth 100M then you will get your 100M
This would be the TL;DR version.. Looks whos idea it was.. And look who posted not 1 (like I asked).. not 2... but now 3 threads..
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Liitar
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:05:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Liitar
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL!
AND I AM HANDICAPPED!
Now THIS is ****ing funny! 
you took out the tildes!
I dislike tildes. I find that they do not "own" at all.
Neither does all caps and thinking that riding the short bus compensates from crap scams.
You know what I heard the other day? lots of things.
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:05:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread [ 2009.06.08 06:46:22 ] Lana Torrin > I have an idea.. [ 2009.06.08 06:46:50 ] Lana Torrin > Post something in to C&P.. start a new thread.. if we all think its worth 100M then you will get your 100M
This would be the TL;DR version.. Looks whos idea it was.. And look who posted not 1 (like I asked).. not 2... but now 3 threads..
He sort of got more than 100m though 
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:06:00 -
[23]
Thus, I trolled C+P - and even better, I trolled Lana / Lexa / Dian'h!
[ 2009.06.08 07:03:02 ] Lana Torrin > Cornbread.. I actualy giggled... so i sent you 25M [ 2009.06.08 07:03:18 ] Lana Torrin > im hoping the others found it funny too and will send you the same [ 2009.06.08 07:03:21 ] Dian'h Might > wait, where? [ 2009.06.08 07:03:22 ] Dian'h Might > link? [ 2009.06.08 07:03:28 ] Dian'h Might > <-- really tired [ 2009.06.08 07:03:29 ] Colonel Cornbread > im paying them isk for real though [ 2009.06.08 07:03:35 ] Colonel Cornbread > i'll never get **** from dian'h or lexa anyways [ 2009.06.08 07:03:36 ] Lana Torrin > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1092681 [ 2009.06.08 07:03:47 ] Lana Torrin > lol [ 2009.06.08 07:03:52 ] Colonel Cornbread > ask lexa [ 2009.06.08 07:04:16 ] Lexa Hellfury > he sent me 1m [ 2009.06.08 07:04:36 ] Lana Torrin > \o/ [ 2009.06.08 07:04:51 ] Lana Torrin > i think spam threads with an incentive are funny ^^ [ 2009.06.08 07:04:55 ] Dian'h Might > lolololol [ 2009.06.08 07:05:23 ] Lexa Hellfury > stupid goddamn forums [ 2009.06.08 07:05:28 ] Lana Torrin > lol [ 2009.06.08 07:05:32 ] Dian'h Might > there's 40m [ 2009.06.08 07:06:01 ] Lexa Hellfury > ****ing cornbread [ 2009.06.08 07:06:13 ] Colonel Cornbread > stfu its hard to keep up [ 2009.06.08 07:06:21 ] Lexa Hellfury > you know how goddamn long its been since someone has made me feel bad [ 2009.06.08 07:06:56 ] Lexa Hellfury > quit giving your isk away idiot [ 2009.06.08 07:07:00 ] Colonel Cornbread > no [ 2009.06.08 07:07:02 ] Dian'h Might > ^^ that [ 2009.06.08 07:07:04 ] Colonel Cornbread > i have no other choice [ 2009.06.08 07:07:12 ] Lana Torrin > why? [ 2009.06.08 07:07:21 ] Colonel Cornbread > because i cant muster up the isk [ 2009.06.08 07:07:21 ] Lana Torrin > you made like 65M off that thread so far [ 2009.06.08 07:07:26 ] Dian'h Might > that's why you fail at scamming [ 2009.06.08 07:07:29 ] Dian'h Might > loolololol [ 2009.06.08 07:07:32 ] Colonel Cornbread > yeah... and the 35m is goign to magically appear? [ 2009.06.08 07:07:40 ] Dian'h Might > yes [ 2009.06.08 07:07:42 ] Lana Torrin > from lexa [ 2009.06.08 07:07:45 ] Lexa Hellfury > i think it just did [ 2009.06.08 07:07:53 ] Colonel Cornbread > i never got it [ 2009.06.08 07:07:55 ] Lana Torrin > \o/
Lana gave 25. Dian'h gave 40. Lexa gave 100.
...and for the grand finale!
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:09:00 -
[24]
I am damp with anticipation *^^* |

Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:09:00 -
[25]
[ 2009.06.08 07:08:09 ] Colonel Cornbread > gg noobs, you just got scammed [ 2009.06.08 07:08:30 ] Colonel Cornbread > my sub doesnt end in two days, it ends at end of june, which is by what time i play my amarr toon for a bit [ 2009.06.08 07:08:31 ] Lana Torrin > lol [ 2009.06.08 07:08:34 ] Colonel Cornbread > GG'd [ 2009.06.08 07:08:38 ] Dian'h Might > lol [ 2009.06.08 07:08:39 ] Colonel Cornbread > so all in all i think i made like 158m [ 2009.06.08 07:08:45 ] Colonel Cornbread > a good start for my amarr toon [ 2009.06.08 07:08:51 ] Colonel Cornbread > posting chat logs on forums [ 2009.06.08 07:08:56 ] Colonel Cornbread > again, it was a pleasure [ 2009.06.08 07:08:58 ] Lana Torrin > \o/ [ 2009.06.08 07:09:01 ] Lexa Hellfury > didnt you hear me say "send me any amount of isk and ill send you 25x back"? :P [ 2009.06.08 07:09:02 ] Dian'h Might > weeeeee [ 2009.06.08 07:09:21 ] Ascipen > WHERES MY MILL [ 2009.06.08 07:09:26 ] Lana Torrin > i wish to see this selectavly posted chatlog [ 2009.06.08 07:09:27 ] Dian'h Might > it's still worth 40m for the laugh [ 2009.06.08 07:09:48 ] Lexa Hellfury > yeah, im lol'ing for real [ 2009.06.08 07:10:08 ] Dian'h Might > "ISK sent to all... it was hard to send it to the three people in particular, but what the hell." [ 2009.06.08 07:10:09 ] Dian'h Might > ahaha [ 2009.06.08 07:10:45 ] Colonel Cornbread > <3 u all
In short, I made Lexa become sympathetic. I made Lana giggle (like that's hard to do ANYWAY...). I made Dian'h satisfied.
Whatever, you go ahead and eat your popcorn... I'm off to bed.
Trolled, scammed, whatever, it's all the same damn thing. |

Liitar
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:11:00 -
[26]
no don't go to bed!
Someone call ... Someone shout ... SOMEONE TURN THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF! |

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:13:00 -
[27]
This has been the BEST 25M I have EVER spent.. im going to have a grin from ear to ear for the next week now thinking of this.  |

Ascipen
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:13:00 -
[28]
;-; I was there too. I was being the nice guy... I also provided inciteful incite on how to not remove me from the chat logs. |

Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:13:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Liitar no don't go to bed!
Someone call ... Someone shout ... SOMEONE TURN THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF!
Throw rocks
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Distorted Perception
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:16:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Liitar
OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL!
AND I AM HANDICAPPED!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven
You r pr0 troll lolol.   
Scamming scammers is always a laugh. |
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:16:00 -
[31]
I see that i am missing lots =(
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:17:00 -
[32]
Originally by: CrimsonLobo I see that i am missing lots =(
log in more..
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Liitar
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:17:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Distorted Perception
Originally by: Liitar
OMG, I SCAMMED PEOPLE WHO MAKE BILLIONS A MONTH FOR 125MIL!
AND I AM HANDICAPPED!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven
You r pr0 troll lolol.   
Scamming scammers is always a laugh.
You don't know the half of it, I have a gammy leg - which drastically affects my gameplay
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Asuka Smith
Gallente StarHunt
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:18:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Lana Torrin [ 2009.06.08 04:41:21 ] Lana Torrin > every time i refresh it tells me like half the things a new [ 2009.06.08 04:41:33 ] Lady Spank > oh that [ 2009.06.08 04:41:35 ] Lana Torrin > nothing is new... its lieing [ 2009.06.08 04:41:44 ] Lana Torrin > it stopped doing it for ages [ 2009.06.08 04:41:51 ] Lady Spank > I get excited for new posts and its the same crap
See, now what did I say about editing out the crap. No one really needs to know that im having a problem with these crappy forums and they keep telling me that there are new posts when there aren't.. It provides nothing to the story and just makes this whole thing long and drawn out.
Your readers are going to get to about the 6th post, see that its not going anywhere and stop reading..
I made it this far before I decided I wanted to play Company of Heroes instead, because TBH Lana is right this is going nowhere fast.
Props to scamming them though OP, you got under their skin I can tell.
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:19:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: CrimsonLobo I see that i am missing lots =(
log in more..
I have a weeks leave coming up, so i shall =)
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:19:00 -
[36]
[ 2009.06.08 08:07:02 ] Lexa Hellfury > cornbread [ 2009.06.08 08:07:08 ] Lexa Hellfury > you need a wallet screenshot [ 2009.06.08 08:07:20 ] Lexa Hellfury > just dont forget to edit the channel name out
Proof of the transactions
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:19:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Ascipen ;-; I was there too. I was being the nice guy... I also provided inciteful incite on how to not remove me from the chat logs.
You were in my copy of the logs.. So was me randomly saying 'Cornbread you ****' right at the start. That would have been lol.. I can see why he took it out.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:21:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread [ 2009.06.08 08:07:02 ] Lexa Hellfury > cornbread [ 2009.06.08 08:07:08 ] Lexa Hellfury > you need a wallet screenshot [ 2009.06.08 08:07:20 ] Lexa Hellfury > just dont forget to edit the channel name out
Proof of the transactions
Your totals forgot to take in to account the amount of isk you sent back.. I recommend a complete do over for the thread. Make another one!
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:21:00 -
[39]
I am owed a mil aswell btw Corn.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:22:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Ascipen ;-; I was there too. I was being the nice guy... I also provided inciteful incite on how to not remove me from the chat logs.
You were in my copy of the logs.. So was me randomly saying 'Cornbread you ****' right at the start. That would have been lol.. I can see why he took it out.
Maybe because it was in the middle of nowhere in the chatlogs?
[ 2009.06.08 04:44:04 ] Colonel Cornbread > im currently trying to do the freeform contract trick on ppl [ 2009.06.08 04:44:07 ] Colonel Cornbread > heading to arnon for that [ 2009.06.08 04:44:08 ] Dian'h Might > and point them my way [ 2009.06.08 04:44:19 ] Dian'h Might > people you know or who know you are best [ 2009.06.08 04:44:28 ] Dian'h Might > like loose aquantances [ 2009.06.08 04:44:38 ] Colonel Cornbread > where's Domain? [ 2009.06.08 04:44:40 ] Colonel Cornbread > im in essence [ 2009.06.08 04:44:45 ] Dian'h Might > previous wartargets, ex-ceo's, people like that [ 2009.06.08 04:44:46 ] Colonel Cornbread > im in arnon now actually [ 2009.06.08 04:44:51 ] Lana Torrin > cornbread you **** [ 2009.06.08 04:44:54 ] Dian'h Might > amarr [ 2009.06.08 04:45:10 ] Colonel Cornbread > do they sell stabbers there [ 2009.06.08 04:45:20 ] Colonel Cornbread > cuz i can fly one, hence i can rename one [ 2009.06.08 04:45:31 ] Dian'h Might > oh, then scam it yourself
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:24:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
Maybe because it was in the middle of nowhere in the chatlogs?
I know.. but making you post stuff is SOOOOO FUNNY!
(for anyone wondering where that random comment came from, it was because he trolled my legitimate business thread also found on these boards, I was going to tell him why but I was called away from my PC before I finished typing)
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Jonny 101
Endemic Aggression Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:31:00 -
[42]
Guys guys, this is no way to behave.
Lets have all the involved meet up on my vent server and we can discuss this like civilized people.
Srsly.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:34:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Jonny 101 Guys guys, this is no way to behave.
Lets have all the involved meet up on my vent server and we can discuss this like civilized people.
Srsly.
Post details and im there.
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Jonny 101
Endemic Aggression Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:36:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Jonny 101 Guys guys, this is no way to behave.
Lets have all the involved meet up on my vent server and we can discuss this like civilized people.
Srsly.
Post details and im there.
Only if Cornbread agrees to show up, if he's even half a man he will come on vent and discuss this properly man to man and find an e-honourable solution.
What say you cornbread? will you hear us out?
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Ascipen
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:36:00 -
[45]
First you've gatta come to my server Lana, info's in "the channel."
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:37:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Jonny 101 Guys guys, this is no way to behave.
Lets have all the involved meet up on my vent server and we can discuss this like civilized people.
Srsly.
Post details and im there.
You can come on my server Lana 
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:40:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Jonny 101
Only if Cornbread agrees to show up, if he's even half a man he will come on vent and discuss this properly man to man and find an e-honourable solution.
What say you cornbread? will you hear us out?
That would be man to woman.. I'm all up for this, its so much easier to get your point across talking to people than it is using the ingame chat.
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:40:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Jonny 101
Only if Cornbread agrees to show up, if he's even half a man he will come on vent and discuss this properly man to man and find an e-honourable solution.
What say you cornbread? will you hear us out?
That would be man to woman.. I'm all up for this, its so much easier to get your point across talking to people than it is using the ingame chat.
This has clearly gone to Cornbread's head. He could use a good talking to.
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:42:00 -
[49]
So you are all gonna go cyber on some vent server, i see how it is, i go away for 3 weeks and things change
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:50:00 -
[50]
Originally by: CrimsonLobo So you are all gonna go cyber on some vent server, i see how it is, i go away for 3 weeks and things change
Who are you?
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Liitar
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:52:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Jonny 101 What say you cornbread? will you hear us out?
Don't bother dude, there is no talking to him.
Sometimes it seem like he point blank refuses to listen, it is just rude.
I did have a thought though, I play with my speakers off, do I get a cookie? |

CrimsonLobo
Caldari Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:52:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: CrimsonLobo So you are all gonna go cyber on some vent server, i see how it is, i go away for 3 weeks and things change
Who are you?
That cut deep =( |
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CCP Edo

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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:55:00 -
[53]
Chat logs removed. Please remove victim's and any other third party's name or modify the name such as Player A to protect their privacy. Thank you. Edo |
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 08:57:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Lexa Hellfury on 08/06/2009 08:59:44 Damned if I'm gonna repost all those logs, unnerfed thread can be found here http://eve-search.com/thread/1092709
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.08 09:26:00 -
[55]
Confirming I was involved and not fooled, certainly wasn't sending ISK to dis wannabe scammzor. |

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 10:38:00 -
[56]
Originally by: CCP Edo Chat logs removed. Please remove victim's and any other third party's name or modify the name such as Player A to protect their privacy. Thank you. Edo
Given that the 3 people involved were actively trying to talk him in to posting this thread, and 2 of them posted IN this thread to confirm it, and one of them posted a link to the pre-nerf thread..... I find this moderation quite funny ^^
Not having a go at you Edo (or your moderation of this thread), I know the rules and so does cornbread.. |

Jonny 101
Endemic Aggression Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.06.08 10:42:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: CCP Edo Chat logs removed. Please remove victim's and any other third party's name or modify the name such as Player A to protect their privacy. Thank you. Edo
Given that the 3 people involved were actively trying to talk him in to posting this thread, and 2 of them posted IN this thread to confirm it, and one of them posted a link to the pre-nerf thread..... I find this moderation quite funny ^^
Not having a go at you Edo (or your moderation of this thread), I know the rules and so does cornbread..
Why aren't you having a go at him? Edo is a filthy minmatar, a race fit only to serve their betters.
Edo, I demmand you change your tone when you speak in public, remember, while you may speak to fellow slaves you speak also to your betters and I expect, nay demmand a proper tone of respect as your superiour.
If you fail to comply I will have you flogged to death, but not before I put your entire family to death before your very eyes, as an example to other insolent slaves.
Some times lana, you have to be firm with them for their own good, now go polish my Bhaalgorn wench. |

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 10:44:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Jonny 101
Some times lana, you have to be firm with them for their own good, now go polish my Bhaalgorn wench.
Yes Jonny. At once Jonny. |

Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 11:10:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Jonny 101 now go polish my Bhaalgorn wench.
You have a Bhaalgorn wench  |

Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 11:10:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Lana Torrin and one of them posted a link to the pre-nerf thread.....
Yes, yes I did  |
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.08 11:15:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Jonny 101 now go polish my Bhaalgorn wench.
You have a Bhaalgorn wench 
Mines a bit bloody from the last ramming incident. Clean it too. |

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 11:19:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Jonny 101 now go polish my Bhaalgorn wench.
You have a Bhaalgorn wench 
Mines a bit bloody from the last ramming incident. Clean it too.
I thought I was supposed to get released with the other slaves..... |

Dracoknight
The Directorate
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Posted - 2009.06.08 11:21:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Jonny 101 now go polish my Bhaalgorn wench.
You have a Bhaalgorn wench 
Mines a bit bloody from the last ramming incident. Clean it too.
I thought I was supposed to get released with the other slaves.....
I thought you were "the best" cats sex slave?
Off-topic: i like pyramids :D |

Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.08 11:34:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Lana Torrin I thought I was supposed to get released with the other slaves.....
You didn't operate within the acceptable behaviour targets I set out so your here for a while longer. Get scrubbing |

Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.06.08 11:54:00 -
[65]
I am now accepting donations for the "Free Lana" fund.
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Kadavreski
Caldari State Inc.
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Posted - 2009.06.08 12:34:00 -
[66]
Kubinen owns  |

Tildes own
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.06.08 13:59:00 -
[67]
I'm a bit lost here
Originally by: Queue K'Umber It is unseemly when a player, regardless of their occupation(in-game), becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic.
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Eylike Anel
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Posted - 2009.06.08 14:36:00 -
[68]
This thread fails to deliver
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 15:57:00 -
[69]
Ok... now, who reported the thread?...
(I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN, IN YOUR FACE LANA/LEXA/DIAN'H!) |

Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 19:11:00 -
[70]
Edited by: Colonel Cornbread on 08/06/2009 19:11:30 For those that wanted to see the unmodded thread, there it is...
http://eve-search.com/thread/1092709/page/1 |
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Jones Bones
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.06.08 19:29:00 -
[71]
For the amount of time I just wasted I believe you owe me another one of your senses. |

Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood
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Posted - 2009.06.08 20:19:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Jones Bones For the amount of time I just wasted I believe you owe me another one of your senses.
Here, have my sense of smell. Only then will I be able to go into public bathrooms with no worries! (can't hear the fat guy... nor smell him).
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StationSpinner
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Posted - 2009.06.08 20:39:00 -
[73]
Deaf, you say?
SPEAK UP
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Tildes own
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.06.08 21:21:00 -
[74]
Well um That wasn't really that good having read the chatlogs.
You didn't really scam at all.
Originally by: Queue K'Umber It is unseemly when a player, regardless of their occupation(in-game), becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic.
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Rez Valintine
Caldari Three 6 MaFiA Chains Of Chaos
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Posted - 2009.06.08 23:33:00 -
[75]
Uhh.. I should get paid 100 for reading this..
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.08 23:59:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Tildes own Well um That wasn't really that good having read the chatlogs.
You didn't really scam at all.
Don't bother trying to explain that to him, he wont listen.
The thread I paid for is doing well however.. I'm considering paying another instalment if it hits 10 pages. |

RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.06.09 00:16:00 -
[77]
Edited by: RedSplat on 09/06/2009 00:16:47
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Don't bother trying to explain that to him, he wont listen.
This wasn't threadworthy.
Now i'm going to listen to EVE Radio.
http://everadio.gamingradio.net/
I hope you all enjoy the good tunes.
Fakedit: Hemlock is a twit. |

Herty
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Posted - 2009.06.09 01:23:00 -
[78]
I should make some stupid scam and then post the chat logs in c&p so i get trolled and look like a crying carebear...wait... |

Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.06.09 05:52:00 -
[79]
Edited by: Colonel Cornbread on 09/06/2009 05:52:59
Originally by: Tildes own Well um That wasn't really that good having read the chatlogs.
You didn't really scam at all.
I know, it really wasn't a scam in the first place. I kept asking everyone I knew for like 100m so my new character can get a nice fresh start... and then I asked for it in <edited out the channel name> and magically the ball got rolling.
Either I just trolled the heck out of C+P's trolls, or they just trolled me... BUT WHO WILL KNOW NOW!? It's such a Catch-22, if they say I didn't troll them, I could just say "LOL I WAS TROLLING YOU JUST THEN, I REALLY DID SCAM YOU LLOLOL"
Really, there is no end to this madness. At least I did make 58m ISK over my aiming level and this particular thread brought me down the road to scamming someone out of a plex with 400k, so I'm happy anyways.
...now, was I trolling you by saying I'm deaf?... HMM
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Lexa Hellfury
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.06.09 07:05:00 -
[80]
Larkonis Trassler > [07:02:54] EVE System > Colonel Cornbread was muted by Larkonis Trassler., Effective until 2009.06.09 07:32:53, Reason: "See how you like being deaf and dumb tbh<br>".
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.06.09 07:06:00 -
[81]
I imagine Colonel Cornbread is like eight years old and that makes this p. awesome. If I had a kid and he attempted to scam people in EVE-Online I'd be so proud.
Will Colonel Cornbread learn how to be a pr0 scammer or will we get him to throw a couple tantrums and rage quit? Stay tuned!
Originally by: CCP Whisper So you're going to have to do some actual thinking with regards to hull components and their capabilities instead of copying some cookie-cutter setup. Cry some more.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.06.09 07:06:00 -
[82]
Edited by: Colonel Cornbread on 09/06/2009 07:07:19
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Larkonis Trassler > [07:02:54] EVE System > Colonel Cornbread was muted by Larkonis Trassler., Effective until 2009.06.09 07:32:53, Reason: "See how you like being deaf and dumb tbh<br>".
The 'deaf' part sounds accurate, but the 'dumb' part?....
edit: vaal, if you've poked around the other threads i've made NOT on c+p, you'd know i'm starting up an amarr toon and will leave this account, so ...... okay?
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.09 09:15:00 -
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Confirming I am Cornbreads Amarr char |

Lexa Hellfury
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.06.09 09:36:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Confirming I am Cornbreads Amarr char
My condolences.
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2009.06.09 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin See, now what did I say about editing out the crap. No one really needs to know that im having a problem with these crappy forums and they keep telling me that there are new posts when there aren't.. It provides nothing to the story and just makes this whole thing long and drawn out.
Your readers are going to get to about the 6th post, see that its not going anywhere and stop reading..
..I'm glad that was sorted before I came to read this crap. Also it's pretty interesting to live in the EU TZ and usually start read these forums post around d/t - the ingame activity is alot higher in my tz evening, the forum activity is reversed. I get alot of crap to read when server is down/I make isk/no shooty shooty!
Eh, either case, I too have issues with the forums.  Either the forums say it's a new post, but I can see on the rigth I'm the last poster.. and I click the read, like the forum-ocd-clicker I am, and.. I'm the last poster. Wtf! Plus, sometimes I just randomly get logged out. Like when I reply to this post, I click reply, and boom I'm logged out and OHNOES I HAVE TO LOG IN AGAIN!
..but unlike the OP, I know that noone cares about it, so whatevva'.. 
My point? About as important and obvious as the OP. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2009.06.09 11:12:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury I am now accepting donations for the "Free Lana" fund.
I've got a used and slightly rusty cheese slicer.. will it cut? - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.06.09 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Confirming I am Cornbreads Amarr char
lol |

Karlemgne
Tides Of War
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Posted - 2009.06.09 18:14:00 -
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I truly feel for you. It sucks that you're deaf when playing EVE, because there is so much of the game that you're forever excluded from.
To really pirate with other people, or to fly in multi-man pvp ops you need voice communication, so yeah it sucks.
However, I'm wondering what exactly is the point of mentioning your disability in this thread?
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.09 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Tildes own Well um That wasn't really that good having read the chatlogs.
You didn't really scam at all.
Don't bother trying to explain that to him, he wont listen.
How I missed this the first time I read it I don't know. I need to sleep.
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Lady Spank Confirming I am Cornbreads Amarr char
My condolences.
Thanks, I need them.
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
Originally by: Lady Spank Confirming I am Cornbreads Amarr char
lol
NOU
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |

Orbit Uranus
Minmatar The Ninja Pirates Gang Bang Theory
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Posted - 2009.06.09 22:57:00 -
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He is not even really deaf, ive spoken with him on vent. He told me he pretends to be deaf cuz its easier then telling people he just doesnt wanna get on vent or do voice chat.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.06.10 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Orbit Uranus He is not even really deaf, ive spoken with him on vent. He told me he pretends to be deaf cuz its easier then telling people he just doesnt wanna get on vent or do voice chat.

Such lies...
It would've made sense if Pennyloafer or his alts made this post, since he griefed me so hard as a FC... but you!? 
Such propaganda... |
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