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War Kitten
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Posted - 2009.06.09 17:29:00 -
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The linked one was dead so...
I once read about this fail-pirate fella who got reverse-pirated by an iteron in Jita. Story was full of lulz... anybody got a story like that to share?
*wink*
Come to think of it, how do you tell if a pirate is winking at ya or just blinking?
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Muad' Dib
Gallente
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.06.09 17:38:00 -
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This one time, i shot a guy, and he died, tru story ! |
coldplasma
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.06.09 18:05:00 -
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i ransomed a guy, he paid, end of story |
Sun Clausewitz
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Posted - 2009.06.09 18:17:00 -
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 Originally by: War Kitten
The linked one was dead so...
I once read about this fail-pirate fella who got reverse-pirated by an iteron in Jita. Story was full of lulz... anybody got a story like that to share?
*wink*
Come to think of it, how do you tell if a pirate is winking at ya or just blinking?
This... if the CEO wouldn't have stumbled in and turned it into a flame fest, we could have gotten more lulz out of it.
Pick Three:
Caldari/PVP/Solo/Success |
Gregor Vernof
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.09 18:22:00 -
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Well as long as we don't post chat logs or clearly called people bad names and generally be big meanies, or call for their... well you get the idea.... 
So as long as we all get along and sing Kumbaya we should be ok. 
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Sun Clausewitz
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Posted - 2009.06.09 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Gregor Vernof
Well as long as we don't post chat logs or clearly called people bad names and generally be big meanies, or call for their... well you get the idea....
The chat logs were well within the established rules. The CEO just got tired and started flaming to get the thread closed to keep the world from knowing how fail of an operation he runs. If anything, his crap should have been removed and he should have received a forum ban so that the thread could continue. |
Bruce Lorge
Caldari
Vanguard Frontiers
Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2009.06.09 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: War Kitten
*wink*
Come to think of it, how do you tell if a pirate is winking at ya or just blinking?
when that pirate puts hands on your booty, that pirate is blinking. |
Ta'jek
Angels Of Death EVE
Free Worlds Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.09 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Clausewitz
The chat logs were well within the established rules. The CEO just got tired and started flaming to get the thread closed to keep the world from knowing how fail of an operation he runs. If anything, his crap should have been removed and he should have received a forum ban so that the thread could continue.
funny thing is his posting just made things worse since more groups either A.) got annoyed by him and want to war dec them or B.) saw the weakness and decided to pounce |
Miney Prospector
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.09 20:30:00 -
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Yeah, the nerve of the FNG mod locking the thread which didn't even contain infractions for the rule he cited. I petitioned him :)
CEO's alliance isn't doing so well, I got a chat today from a member of one of their sub-corp members:
ME > o/
ENEMY COMBATANT > Our apologies miney
ENEMY COMBATANT > we did not know the details until today
ME > Damn, that sucks
ME > No apologies though, you're doing what alliances do
ENEMY COMBATANT > Well, please accept our apology as a corp, and fly safe. No further engagements will be incurred on our part with any of you.
ME > Are they getting the boot from the alliance ?
ENEMY COMBATANT > no, so we have moved on
ME > Fair enough. No hard feelings from me, you guys brought the fights. I will pass it along to Zed, while I cannot speak for him I am sure he will feel the same way.
ENEMY COMBATANT > I thought you guys did great, it was loads of fun.
ME > fly safe o7
ENEMY COMBATANT > 0/
I'm going to miss those guys :(
Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.09 21:12:00 -
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Thanks guys for starting the new pirate stories thread so it can get linked and stickied.
I'm posting from my phone at the moment. So I'll be brief.
A) Please don't get yourselves banned for discussing moderation. There's many better ways to do that.
B) I have formulated a much better set of surrender options. They will be posted in a new thread for war happenings.
C) A question for the 0.0 dwellers of the area. The alliance executorship mentioned having issues in nullsec. How can we help?
Thank you everyone for your reading and laughing with us. Pirate stories will continue...
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Ta'jek
Angels Of Death EVE
Free Worlds Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.09 22:14:00 -
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hated seeing one of the more interesting threads being locked
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Bombini Bombus
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Posted - 2009.06.09 23:37:00 -
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Edited by: Bombini Bombus on 09/06/2009 23:37:26
I heard a rumour that an alliance in a very similar situation to the one described in the OP is haemorrhaging corps and players all over the place. In fact, it seems that at least 1/3 of the pilots involved that have been seen in the main conflict area are no longer part of the alliance in question, and at least two new corps and a new alliance have been set up by people who just left. Or so I heard.
But that's OK since I'm sure I recall one of the CEOs involved saying in a vaguely similar thread that they were "owning [someone's] corp and all of his buddies.". And I'm sure they wouldn't lie to us about that.
Edit: Hmm, that's really not the character I was expecting to post with. This board just doesn't like me.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.10 00:56:00 -
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I recently (like as in SINCE I cut the end of my finger off) lost an Arazu to a gatecamp because I aligned to a planet and forgot to press warp.. Wondered off gate.. Made it about 12km before anyone noticed (although they will say they were waiting for me to get far enough away so they could pop me), started getting shot at and pointed, panicked and turned around with my MWD on.. Made it BACK to the gate as fighters started to pound on me, HAMMERED the jump button so much, got the jumping dialog, popped, pod jumped.
Now I know that I jumped before I popped because there was no session timer on the pod jumping.. Waiting for petition.. I'm going to assume I don't get the ship replaced (does it ever actually happen?) but if I do then I officially jumped in low low structure.
So yeah.. Lost my T2 fitted Arazu because I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing. (I have a carrier on my loss mail though, so at least it looks like I have a good excuse) |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2009.06.10 04:24:00 -
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I felt like killing a guy, because he was spamming local with annoying boasts about his fittings. I scanned his ship, turned out he was a liar, so I didn't even have to :effort: to blow him up. Managed to get his pod as well, never saw him in local again.
<- public service agent |
Barrus Inane
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Posted - 2009.06.10 04:35:00 -
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My fav is I was doing a complex in lowsec with my armageddon. Well, I was almost done the complex which was very tough when I see combat probes show up on directional scanner. I am pushing to finish, as I want my loot. Well, I took too long. To make a long story short, he got on me and tackled....
To which I promptly sent my stuff out, and had him popped in seconds before his bs buddies could even get near. XD
I am known for strange fittings though amongst my friends. Well, this setup had the dual pulses, webber drones, tracking comp, combined with burst aerator rigs and metastasis adjuster for the specific purpose of hitting close fast targets.
I don't pvp much, so not much of a story, but I am pretty sure the frigate guy was rather confused. |
Missy Bunnz
Caldari
Astrum Contract Services Group
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Posted - 2009.06.10 07:41:00 -
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This one day, in a lowsec system...
I was plexing in a nighthawk (bored, waiting for targets) when a TYPHOON decided to engage me. We traded shots, I was plex fit, then I ran away to refit in station. TYPHOON pilot departed system but what the hell, he'll come back. So he came back, but I'd forgotten to change a part of my fit (didn't put the damn warp disruptor on!) so like a wimp I ran away again. I was still trying to come up with some possible way I could kill a TYPHOON with a nighthawk but as I said, bored, was going to try anyway. After I refit and warped direct back to plex, I see the TYPHOON warp away and the pilot is no longer in local. Huh?
Yes, he's logged his battleship out with aggro, against a pirate who is running a complex (prober nearby ya think maybe?), likely as part of some lame logon trap. Not to be detered, the TYPHOON was probed out and killed. As was his pod shortly thereafter, but he got back into system, to spring the logon trap, just in time for my final volley of missiles to hit his little scrambled egg.
That was funny stuff. |
Kortec
Minmatar
Havoc Violence and Chaos
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Posted - 2009.06.10 11:35:00 -
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Some Funny Stuff! LOL
Well I probably get flamed for this... helped a dude take out a WT, some other corp who was at war with the same corp as we were. Anyways, after so much scouting etc etc, no more WT's showed, so eventually, me and a Corp Mate wanted to go Low Sec for some Pew Pew, out of boredom, we asked the dude we helped earlier to tag along. He does, in a Myrmidom :)
We arrived in 0.4, and corp mate had already set a SS, and warped to there... Locked onto the Myrmidom and took him out.
We were bored and secondly trust no-one, no-one in EVE Space.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.10 13:04:00 -
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So, we are fighting a war, and we get a tip from a third party that some of our targets are missioning (wtf?) in Nightmares (OMG!?!?) So we peel out to their system when...oh my, they are not white stars on a red background.
We, being confused, check our wars...and yes, we 'can fight' against that corporation. So, we setup camp while we get a probe on them. When one of them shows up on gate with us.
We have a cunning plan..if the interceptor doesn't pop...we can all jump in on it..
Well, the interceptor pops to the gate guns.
What follows in local is classic 'You know..you really should not have said that'
BailGuy > to what do i oh the honor
MyCorpy2 > You sir, are a wartarget
Solty > or at least should be.
MyCorpy2 > Due to a bug, you have been given a bye
Solty > we'll fix that tho.
MyCorpy > This will not stand
MyOtherCorpie > well you're bugged, we had to try
MyCorpy > Your crimes against the environment of Eve just in wrecks alone mean you should be slain out of hand
BailGuy > i was just part of a war but my corp had to pull out though :( we had other plans i guss
BailGuy > i miss being a wt though
MyCorpy > You should change your plans =)
BailGuy > always on the run and always making other run
BailGuy > I had got 3 kills on my first try
Solty > There.
Solty > We've fixed that problem
Solty > >:-)
Solty > See you soon bubbles
BailGuy > just red some of the other convo,,,,,someone said i was bugged?
BailGuy > what does that mean
Solty > That means that we just wardec'd your ass. Hope you bring those pretty nightmares out to play
Solty > see you in 24 hours sweetstuff!
Solty > I'll bring the lube.
SoltyCorpy > wow, feeling generous Solty?
Solty > first time, always.
SoltyCorpy > ahh yeah
Solty > lol
MyCorpy > generous ... yeah sure... chapped again did we?
MyCorpy > NIghtmares make my killboard drool.
I do beleive a wardec is incoming... |
Kalchak
Minmatar
The Baros Syndicate
Onslaught.
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Posted - 2009.06.10 21:38:00 -
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Edited by: Kalchak on 10/06/2009 21:39:23
All Hail the Zedrik! No Mercy!
edit: I'm trying to convince my corp that this epic drama would be way more fun than fighting cap blobs in stain... |
Myxx Deux
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.11 10:49:00 -
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Yeah, this should be fun  |
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.11 12:58:00 -
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Tonight, we have a cautionary tale. A tale of woe. A tale of a CEO who is sitting behind an almost completely deconstructed pos in lowsec.
His alliance mates bailed on him, corpmates bailed in droves, and finally either he left the alliance, or the alliance kicked him out.
And gentle readers, we all know why. But, for the actions of a single person. Who by simply choosing to keep quiet and accept a loss for what it was. Who by not acting in a threatening manner, would have just faded off into history.
Instead, they become a shining example of what not to do.
Now, the story is not completely over. The denouement will continue, most likely at a much slower pace as corporations lose members, and word of the story spreads through New Eden. Our friendly CEO seems to have plans for the future:
CEO > So if we rejoin the NC you comming up to Razor space to party?
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CEO > May go down to CVA though really. Or maybe out west somewhere. dont know yet.
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CEO > I always liked the Deep north as far as industry goes really
CEO > and the outer ring is nice too.
All of that in the space of...four minutes.
So, gentle readers. As you can see, someone may be planning to come near you in the future.
While during this tale.. A perfect storm seems to have been created. One that might never be seen again. Then again, it might be. And do you really want one of the main causes at your side should the storm kick up again?
That is for you to decide.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.11 13:11:00 -
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And, one other cautionary tale.
Me > When did I end up in a pod?
Closing the lid on one's laptop apparently does not log one out of EvE. That is all.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.11 13:23:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
And, one other cautionary tale.
Me > When did I end up in a pod?
Closing the lid on one's laptop apparently does not log one out of EvE. That is all.
Oops
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.11 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
And, one other cautionary tale.
Me > When did I end up in a pod?
Closing the lid on one's laptop apparently does not log one out of EvE. That is all.
Oops
At least it was a decent set of ships that whacked me not like getting killed by an iteron or anything.  |
Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.06.11 14:48:00 -
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Yeah, who would ever canbait an iteron then get killed by it start a war and failcascade his alliance. |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.06.11 15:17:00 -
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Zedrik, you should make a career out of this.
At the very least its makes for interesting threads. |
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CCP Zymurgist
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Posted - 2009.06.11 15:25:00 -
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Ahh yes a new Pirate Story thread. I'm excited to read some more stories. I updated the Forum Rules sticky to point to this thread now. Yarrrrr! |
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Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.06.11 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
I will be making my own thread were chat logs will be allowed within the rules. 
Good for you. |
Sun Clausewitz
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Posted - 2009.06.11 17:22:00 -
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Originally by: Mag's
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
I will be making my own thread were chat logs will be allowed within the rules.
Good for you.
I doubt his will be as good |
Sol'Kanar
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.06.11 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Edited by: CCP Zymurgist on 11/06/2009 16:01:52
Ahh yes a new Pirate Story thread. I'm excited to read some more stories. I updated the Forum Rules sticky to point to this thread now. Yarrrrr!
Oh and sticky applied!
Edit: Sticky Unapplied. Sorry! I will be making my own thread were chat logs will be allowed within the rules.
What kind of half-baked bull**** is this? |
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