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Richard Desturned
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
369
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Posted - 2012.05.17 01:34:00 -
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yes goonswarm is ruining the game for everybody by literally throwing isk at you for suicide ganking hulks eh |
Akiyo XI
Fly Drunk
7
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Posted - 2012.05.17 02:44:00 -
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Ive seen far too many fail-threads like this to even take you seriously
If YOU want to start "the war with goons" start by doing it in-game by spamming the recruitment channel, trade hubs, heavily populated areas or be professional and make a website etc....
have your new recruits spread the word and get your corp recognized.
tell other corps about this and get them to spread the word and slowly build up a coalition
doing this will take many months of teamwork, planning, coordination and most important of all leadership
If your not going to do these things then stop wasting everyone's time. You'll get nothing but laughter here on the forums (especially GD) if all you do is spew forth empty words. "The wise speak only of what they know" |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
1143
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Posted - 2012.05.17 03:03:00 -
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But... My hisec still works fine... |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
749
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Posted - 2012.05.17 03:24:00 -
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Akiyo XI wrote:You'll get nothing but laughter here on the forums (especially GD) if all you do is spew forth empty words. Try running for the next CSM. Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd |
Mortimer Civeri
Aliastra Gallente Federation
63
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Posted - 2012.05.17 05:48:00 -
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When I first came here, this was all highsec. Everyone said I was daft to build a coalition in highsec, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It didn't get anywhere. So I built a second one. That didn't get anywhere. So I built a third. That had all the assets stolen, fell over due to infighting, then didn't get anywhere. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest coalition in all of Eve. "I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low." Calvin
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Malak Dawnfire
27th Gallentean Fleet
39
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Posted - 2012.05.17 06:10:00 -
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News reports from the outer region describe that Goon territory is in turmoil, numerous members within the organization deemed the threat of a high-sec rebellion should be placed at the factions highest security level "Busy Bee 1" Such a notion had the members laughed at by the majority and in response stole part of their assets and headed for stars unknown to construct their own rule within the galaxy.
Goonswarm is now on high alert within it's sectors having had the biggest security breach since it's inception and all high-sec pilots are advised, as always to remain a safe distance (Usually inside a station) and to tank their Hulks correctly.
We'll keep you informed on more recent events when they're available... this has been Malak Dawnfire for Carebear news, signing off. |
Khergit Deserters
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2012.05.17 18:13:00 -
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Torches and pitchforks! |
Cakeequals Irvam
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.05.17 18:23:00 -
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Wait so, why do you want your game to be boring? |
Nefertiri Ra'apharo
Mabad Ilhba Alasw'd
3
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Posted - 2012.05.17 19:26:00 -
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I gave at the office. |
Ginseng Jita
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
83
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Posted - 2012.05.17 19:30:00 -
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*grabs popcorn for the show* I hope there is going to be lots of explody stuff. |
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Inzax
6
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Posted - 2012.05.17 19:33:00 -
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Shogun Archer wrote:OP, are you taking a creative writing class?
Standard war speech stuff. |
Torneach
Emrys Enterprises
129
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Posted - 2012.05.17 19:34:00 -
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OP, you forgot this:
Theoden wrote:Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn! |
Malak Dawnfire
27th Gallentean Fleet
43
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Posted - 2012.05.17 19:39:00 -
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Goons are evil!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IvPIWzQcUY |
Ginseng Jita
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
83
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Posted - 2012.05.17 19:48:00 -
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Torneach wrote:OP, you forgot this: Theoden wrote:Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!
and this...
Quote:William Wallace
And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!
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Metal Icarus
xHELLonEARTHx Rookie Empire
176
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Posted - 2012.05.17 20:09:00 -
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DOWN WITH BoB!!!! |
Easthir Ravin
Easy Co. Fatal Ascension
14
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Posted - 2012.05.17 20:29:00 -
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SetrakDark wrote:Malak Dawnfire wrote:We'll just have to resort to nuking every single person until they have an economic depression. Sounds great. Also sounds like something goons would approve of...might even be worth contacting them about a collaboration in this effort to just shoot everyone indiscriminately.
Wait a sec...is not this just a flowery way of saying Gate Camp Blob?
vr East IN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF SOCRATES: -á" I drank WHAT?!" |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2012.05.17 21:41:00 -
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Malak Dawnfire wrote:SetrakDark wrote:Sama Trild wrote:We intend to disrupt the High Sec supply lines that allow their Null Sec markets to function lolwut YOU CAN'T STOP US NOW GOONS!!!! THY END IS NEIGH!!! AS IN HORSES, THE WORKHORSES OF YOUR CORPORATION SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PASS!! BLOCK JITA FROM DA GOONS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNQj_MnLsdw&feature=related Goons will fill their shoes with piddle when we.... Hey wait, I'm one of those workhorses in the high sec supply lines~! |
Inago Yaki
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2012.05.17 21:47:00 -
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Ginseng Jita wrote:Torneach wrote:OP, you forgot this: Theoden wrote:Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn! and this... Quote:William Wallace
And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom! And let's not forget this one:
Monty PythonSuicide Squad Leader: We are the New Eden People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack! [they all stab themselves] Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?
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Malak Dawnfire
27th Gallentean Fleet
44
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Posted - 2012.05.17 21:55:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wRkzCW5qI
I think this has to count for something. |
Katja Faith
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
99
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Posted - 2012.05.17 21:57:00 -
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Powers Sa wrote:Confirming HighSec is able to coordinate and set aside time to coordinate and suicide gank nullsec players in HighSec.
Edit: You literally grouped all of nullsec in with Goons. Please reconsider your statement, before you enrage all of nullsec for this apparent compliment.
You're assuming real null-sec residents give a crap or even--- *GASP* --- read this forum. |
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Josef Djugashvilis
179
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Posted - 2012.05.17 22:39:00 -
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Sidus Sarmiang wrote:I, for one, support your efforts.
Edit: I just got the weirdest erection.
Happy 10th birthday.
You want fries with that? |
Inago Yaki
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2012.05.18 14:24:00 -
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Where's the Goon cleansing fleet assembling? |
Bootleg Jack
Potters Field
80
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Posted - 2012.05.18 14:37:00 -
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Sama Trild wrote:A foreboding storm grows upon our vast horizons. A storm of fear...
Don't be afraid, it is only a computer game I'm an American, English is my second language... |
PinkKnife
The Scope Gallente Federation
99
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Posted - 2012.05.18 18:53:00 -
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Quote:Capsuleers, Free Pilots of New Eden, Brothers & Sisters UNITE!
ftfy |
Cyprus Black
Novatech Armada En Garde
207
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Posted - 2012.05.18 20:48:00 -
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Highsec corps will never organize for a single purpose. They're incapable of doing so by their own doing. Have you ever sat down and talked with several highsec CEO's? They're ego is enormous, they can't get along with each other, they *think* they have power, and they believe the universe revolves around them. They can't see beyon the short term nor see the big picture of anything.
Many of them are Wowtards and they bring the WoW guild leader mentality here with them. Good luck getting them to cooperate with each other. You wouldn't complain about needles when you get a tattoo. So why would you complain about PvP when you play EVE? |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2012.05.18 20:53:00 -
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Cyprus Black wrote:Many of them are Wowtards and they bring the WoW guild leader mentality here with them. Good luck getting them to cooperate with each other.
So eve junks are as tard as wow ones. k. |
Caiden Baxter
Renegade Vipers Intrepid Crossing
12
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Posted - 2012.05.19 03:49:00 -
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Idk i was enjoying it immensely getting blown up on live stream by CONCORD/Goons during Burn Jita while all of local was wailing in terror over the ebil goons who had come to p*** in their collective cereal. Confirming i was laughing hysterically while my drake fell apart around me . Kill or be killed so moar Burn Jita plz SoonGäó |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
785
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Posted - 2012.05.19 04:16:00 -
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Caiden Baxter wrote:Idk i was enjoying it immensely getting blown up on live stream by CONCORD/Goons during Burn Jita while all of local was wailing in terror over the ebil goons who had come to p*** in their collective cereal. Confirming i was laughing hysterically while my drake fell apart around me . Kill or be killed so moar Burn Jita plz Was the drake still cheap then? Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd |
Bluddwolf
Heimatar Military Industries
28
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Posted - 2012.05.19 04:22:00 -
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I approve the OP's message, provided he buys al his ammuntiion needs from Heimatar Military Industries. To join Heimatar Military Industries-á visit website or conatct Bluddwolf in-gamewww.hmi.guildlaunch.com |
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
48
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Posted - 2012.05.19 08:21:00 -
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A Forboding storm arises in the North. The sound of wings beating at a fever pitch. In space, you can only hear Goons buzz. A storm of surmountable power, of excess, of greed, of stupidity and LOLCats. A storm of bad piloting with a few good pilots, good leadership and FCing, with forum warriors like no other, except for all of the other forum warriors. Shrewdness is the watchword of the day, yesterday it was pineapple, and tomorrow it will be Spongebob. And according to some rumors the next day will be Pinkie Pie, which is two words but the bees will probably just Honey Badger over that fact. This swarm threatens our bulkheads (bulwarks in space is just silly), while CONCORD takes no action. Imagine that, CONCORD not taking ANY action in 0.0 security space. the NERVE of these space police! Dozens of defenseless mining barges and exhumers fall to this swarm daily in hi security space, the pilots of said 500M pinatas ignoring basic defensive rules for that last little bit of efficiency.
While Burn Jita is being forgotten and suicide gankers growing fat (do you KNOW how many burgers you can get off of the 10 Mining Barge killed payment????), Hulkageddon sweeps on as it always has, upsetting baby carriages and passing out lots of cheeses to go with the sometimes excellent whines (I like the gruyerre myself), a bacon of hubris appears....on the EVE Online forums! Where a man makes a post SO big, it rivals the size of his own ego! So big, it fit into yo mama's pants (insert Avatar yo mama joke here)!
Less important to his words was a ***** metaphor, something about a long phallic object. Sharpened, wet, and called the Hisec Hentai Coalition [HiHC], (I assume the ticker is a play on being drunk?) made more phallic references. Something about a phallic object, somebody wailing, and a mist (might wanna have that looked at bro, supposed to be more than mist) before being cleaned up. Then he basically said "Not gonna tell you who we are, but we are fighting. really, trust us. Not gonna post any killmails or anything, but we're REALLY doing this."
TLDR: goons, LOLCats, Spongebob, Gruyerre cheese, Yo mama so big she uses an Avatar for a....., ***** metaphors, honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a ****. |
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