We intend to disrupt the High Sec supply lines that allow their Null Sec markets to function

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THE WORKHORSES OF YOUR CORPORATION SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PASS

Stopping hogging the pill bag and pass it on.

...they use neut alts...like everybody else.

We'll just have to resort to nuking every single person until they have an economic depression.

So ... they'll Burn Jita for us then?

My wallet needs to get fatter.

We'll just have to resort to nuking every single person until they have an economic depression.

tldr: Goons are terrible, but need High Sec industry to function. We, an anonymous cell of High Sec and Low Sec PVPers, intend to disrupt the High Sec supply lines that allow their Null Sec markets to function, and will post kill mails of our success. We'd appreciate your support in this daring adventure. -á

Listen to this Man, my fellow capsuleers of Hi Sec.

Your Gods have forsaken you, so do not think they shall step in and save you - their Oracles Soundwave and Lander have spoken.

They have seen how lazy and complacent you have become in your wealth, they wish to destroy all that you have built, as they think you no longer deserve the rewards you receive. They care nothing for your toil and endevours to make Hi-Sec a true utopia of peace and honour in a universe otherwise devoid of such things.
There is a war coming and the gods are against you - look to yourselves, redirect your training and purpose to one of defending what you have rather than building up further industrial might and pointless wealth.

Heed the words of the Brethren, all you capsuleers of New Eden, forget your Gods and look to your Creators for guidance - for only they can prepare you for the fire storm of war that is portented.


Myself and my fellow 2 accounts are departing for the Rim and de-activation, but another shall take our place to concentrate our efforts on being prepared for Final Test.



Farewell,
Never Give Up, Never Surrender.



Brother Chooktah - Arch prior of the 13th Legion of Beltane.

A foreboding storm grows upon our vast horizons. A storm of fear, of incoherent and unreasonable violence, a maelstrom of privations of which we have heard but a distant murmur. Fattened on technetium, glutted on tears, emboldened by seeming invincible numbers it threatens to overwhelm our bulwarks and drive the ship of industry to ruin upon the rocky shores of CONCORD's negligence.-á

The insults of Burn Jita CAN NOT be forgotten, the ongoing sin of Hulkageddon WILL NOT be forgiven. My Brothers, I announce to you this day a path to salvation. For a righteous beacon of honor still shines in High-Sec. A small but steadfast flame of hope whose fires-áYOUR efforts, YOUR courage, and YOUR steady hand can cultivate in the hearth of our beloved home land. Through the strength of our unity, through the righteousness of our cause this ember can become a roaring blaze of purification. A brilliant light whose unquenchable rays will drive back the clouds of despair, the hordes of unreason, the unthinking swarm of intolerance.

But more important than mottos and honeyed words, are our long knives. Sharpened by the keenness of our outrage; whetted upon the stone of our steadfast courage. The Hisec Sentai Coalition. [HISC.] shall be the instrument of our defense, the sword that sweeps aside the wailing fury of the swarm as mist before the cleansing light of dawn. A dawn whose illuminating rays we must by necessity shun; for in order to fight the monsters of Null Sec, to defend you from the raving horde, our names must go unspoken and our losses unmourned.-á

Despair not, for we will publish here our victories as we dismantle the infrastructure through which the swarm steals the product of your labor. No more will they leech the profits of our markets to fuel their machines of war. Stand with us Brothers, Stand with us Brave Capsuleers and the encroaching storm shall break upon us as on the mountains and their passing will be no more than as a cloud before the sun.-á

tldr: Goons are terrible, but need High Sec industry to function. We, an anonymous cell of High Sec and Low Sec PVPers, intend to disrupt the High Sec supply lines that allow their Null Sec markets to function, and will post kill mails of our success. We'd appreciate your support in this daring adventure. -á

We are disrupting High sec industry and supply lines already by killing hulks. I don't get it. Are you guys going to suicide your own hulks? :(

You sound like you're trying to go for a particular voice in this post, but you're not quite getting there. Keep practicing your rhetoric, you'll get there one day! :) I believe in you! Well, not your cause, though, it's kind of poorly thought out and doomed to fail. But your posting may amount to something someday!

All the best,
Prop Wash

Don't quit space Brother. Help us end this plague upon Hisec gloriously

Better than certain people rallying the miners for ... something, I don't know what.

You'll get nothing but laughter here on the forums (especially GD) if all you do is spew forth empty words.

OP, are you taking a creative writing class?

Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!

OP, you forgot this:

William Wallace

And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!

Sounds great. Also sounds like something goons would approve of...might even be worth contacting them about a collaboration in this effort to just shoot everyone indiscriminately.

YOU CAN'T STOP US NOW GOONS!!!! THY END IS NEIGH!!! AS IN HORSES, THE WORKHORSES OF YOUR CORPORATION SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PASS!!

BLOCK JITA FROM DA GOONS!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNQj_MnLsdw&feature=related

and this...

Confirming HighSec is able to coordinate and set aside time to coordinate and suicide gank nullsec players in HighSec.

Edit: You literally grouped all of nullsec in with Goons. Please reconsider your statement, before you enrage all of nullsec for this apparent compliment.

I, for one, support your efforts.

Edit: I just got the weirdest erection.

A foreboding storm grows upon our vast horizons. A storm of fear...

Capsuleers, Free Pilots of New Eden, Brothers & Sisters UNITE!

Many of them are Wowtards and they bring the WoW guild leader mentality here with them. Good luck getting them to cooperate with each other.

Idk i was enjoying it immensely getting blown up on live stream by CONCORD/Goons during Burn Jita while all of local was wailing in terror over the ebil goons who had come to p*** in their collective cereal. Confirming i was laughing hysterically while my drake fell apart around me . Kill or be killed so moar Burn Jita plz

A Forboding storm arises in the North. The sound of wings beating at a fever pitch. In space, you can only hear Goons buzz. A storm of surmountable power, of excess, of greed, of stupidity and LOLCats. A storm of bad piloting with a few good pilots, good leadership and FCing, with forum warriors like no other, except for all of the other forum warriors. Shrewdness is the watchword of the day, yesterday it was pineapple, and tomorrow it will be Spongebob. And according to some rumors the next day will be Pinkie Pie, which is two words but the bees will probably just Honey Badger over that fact. This swarm threatens our bulkheads (bulwarks in space is just silly), while CONCORD takes no action. Imagine that, CONCORD not taking ANY action in 0.0 security space. the NERVE of these space police! Dozens of defenseless mining barges and exhumers fall to this swarm daily in hi security space, the pilots of said 500M pinatas ignoring basic defensive rules for that last little bit of efficiency.

While Burn Jita is being forgotten and suicide gankers growing fat (do you KNOW how many burgers you can get off of the 10 Mining Barge killed payment????), Hulkageddon sweeps on as it always has, upsetting baby carriages and passing out lots of cheeses to go with the sometimes excellent whines (I like the gruyerre myself), a bacon of hubris appears....on the EVE Online forums! Where a man makes a post SO big, it rivals the size of his own ego! So big, it fit into yo mama's pants (insert Avatar yo mama joke here)!

Less important to his words was a ***** metaphor, something about a long phallic object. Sharpened, wet, and called the Hisec Hentai Coalition [HiHC], (I assume the ticker is a play on being drunk?) made more phallic references. Something about a phallic object, somebody wailing, and a mist (might wanna have that looked at bro, supposed to be more than mist) before being cleaned up. Then he basically said "Not gonna tell you who we are, but we are fighting. really, trust us. Not gonna post any killmails or anything, but we're REALLY doing this."

TLDR: goons, LOLCats, Spongebob, Gruyerre cheese, Yo mama so big she uses an Avatar for a....., ***** metaphors, honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a ****.

Oh look, it's one of these threads again.