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Soggybottom
Gallente The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:50:00 -
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It's good to see a new poster replace the void left by Jake Noble. |

Pasen Haas
Caldari Easter Corporation Vanguard.
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:57:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
Are you a tabloid writer IRL? |

Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 22:31:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Pasen Haas
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
Are you a tabloid writer IRL?
I don't think anyone's ever mistaken Bismaru's Ambition for a professional writer. |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.23 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Snowden Vel
Originally by: Pasen Haas
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
Are you a tabloid writer IRL?
I don't think anyone's ever mistaken Bismaru's Ambition for a professional writer.
no no no, Snowden :( the fact that you would call anyone writing for the media a professional shocks me :(, guess this is the downfall of Goons, soon you will lose all your members due to your comment.
Ah well it was going to happen eventually,.. |

fishblades
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 00:42:00 -
[35]
If you pretend there are parallel Universes in Eve these threads are very informative. |

Poopsock Alarmclock
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 01:45:00 -
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Originally by: Snowden Vel Bismaru's Ambition are you the Mr. Hyde to Butter Dog's Dr. Jekyll? I'm fascinated by the fact that soon after Butter Dog shot his wad in a brilliant posting spree before disappearing from CAOD, you showed up again and go on a deranged streak of half-assedly, barely comprehensibly trolling every single post on the forums.
butter dog himself magically became a coad staple at the exact same time jade fell off the radar |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 01:52:00 -
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Originally by: Poopsock Alarmclock
Originally by: Snowden Vel Bismaru's Ambition are you the Mr. Hyde to Butter Dog's Dr. Jekyll? I'm fascinated by the fact that soon after Butter Dog shot his wad in a brilliant posting spree before disappearing from CAOD, you showed up again and go on a deranged streak of half-assedly, barely comprehensibly trolling every single post on the forums.
butter dog himself magically became a coad staple at the exact same time jade fell off the radar
Ermm what? |

Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 03:07:00 -
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Originally by: Poopsock Alarmclock
Originally by: Snowden Vel Bismaru's Ambition are you the Mr. Hyde to Butter Dog's Dr. Jekyll? I'm fascinated by the fact that soon after Butter Dog shot his wad in a brilliant posting spree before disappearing from CAOD, you showed up again and go on a deranged streak of half-assedly, barely comprehensibly trolling every single post on the forums.
butter dog himself magically became a coad staple at the exact same time jade fell off the radar
Put the three together and you have the chilling tale of one man's descent into madness. |

Heath Ledger
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 03:08:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
Ermm what?
Precisely what everyone thinks when you post. |

MrRx7
Amarr Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 03:41:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
-10/10 You have actually surpassed the terrible posting skills of Bitter Dog and Gumpy Nighthawk combined.
Besides if we really were going to disband all you need to do is forward me 50bn and consider it done. |
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Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 03:47:00 -
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Originally by: MrRx7
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
-10/10 You have actually surpassed the terrible posting skills of Bitter Dog and Gumpy Nighthawk combined.
Besides if we really were going to disband all you need to do is forward me 50bn and consider it done.
boring,.. |

Panzram
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 04:26:00 -
[42]
At first I was initially reminded of butterdog as well but the more I read the more it reminds me of H1ggs Bosun, flash in the pan goon stalker from the recent war. H1ggs never posted tho, just followed us around c/p the same jokes in local that didnt make any sense. I think thats what reminds me of him. |

BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 04:51:00 -
[43]
Bismaru's Ambition is pretty much the outcome of Butterdog and Jade Constantine mating, engaged in a torrid, forbidden love affair within the confines of a Gallente Brothel, only to have Butterdog move to the front lines to fight for the freedom of the Minmatar Republic against the vile Amarrian empire.
**** I think I just vomited |

BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 04:53:00 -
[44]
Edited by: BiaXia on 24/06/2009 04:53:07 I double post like you wouldn't believe |

BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 04:53:00 -
[45]
Edited by: BiaXia on 24/06/2009 04:54:05 triple post, even, don't know how that happened, my firefox is ****ed it seems, or I'm just ******ed and gay, maybe all are possibilites. |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 05:23:00 -
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Originally by: Panzram At first I was initially reminded of butterdog as well but the more I read the more it reminds me of H1ggs Bosun, flash in the pan goon stalker from the recent war. H1ggs never posted tho, just followed us around c/p the same jokes in local that didnt make any sense. I think thats what reminds me of him.
hahaha aww man h1ggz, was hilarious, its like the joke goes, Goons hire in person, and the whole stuff. So I am at a petrol station randomly wasted, ran out of smokes, this was the time TCF was losing freighters to tri, razor to help decided to lose their mining motherships. Anyway so I see a door and it says push and I pull twice and I go "hmm would you look at that, im a goon FC", my friends were like 'wtf?'.
Awww man good times, I actually added him to my address book after that, you guys would cry soo hard over him, it was funny cause alot of your members actually had the nerve to go "Keep local clear" I mean wtf, at first I assumed he was an ex goon, but apparently not or whatever.
Oh and I have no connection to him, butter or jade.
BUT since I have insomnia I thought I would fill you in on a random story,..
ôits like the joke goes, goon hires in person. they got a door that says push. if you pull, youre in. if you pull twice, your an fcö
Awww man that use to get mass trolled in I1Y and then you *****es gagged him, stuff like that made it worth getting camped.
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Heptameron
Gallente Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk Edited by: Gumpy Nighthawk on 23/06/2009 20:59:01 Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be?
Well first off I would take off the pink tights, and the 'there's nothing wrong with goat love' t-shirt... although you would likely want to do that BEFORE you go back to the store...
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Heath Ledger
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 06:08:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition I post at the 4th Grade level
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Avulsion
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 06:19:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Heath Ledger
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition I post at the 4th Grade level
Heath, brosef, please never leave us :( |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 06:23:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Avulsion
Originally by: Heath Ledger
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition I post at the 4th Grade level
Heath, brosef, please never leave us :(
If you feed the dog, he is obviously going to keep coming back, judging by the way he is posting tonight I would say he isnt getting enough attention, and will try anything to get a reply, I think its the saddest thing to witness, typical Ledger. |
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Twilight Magester
Caldari Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.06.24 06:44:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
Originally by: Avulsion
Originally by: Heath Ledger
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition I post at the 4th Grade level
Heath, brosef, please never leave us :(
If you feed the dog, he is obviously going to keep coming back, judging by the way he is posting tonight I would say he isnt getting enough attention, and will try anything to get a reply, I think its the saddest thing to witness, typical Ledger.
Bolded the really funny part. After reading what you've been posting 
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Lord Preotea
Amarr Failswarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 07:23:00 -
[52]
will people stop trying to claim that the terrible poster called bismaru's ambition is me
my posts are far more amusing, witty, well written and intelligent
<<< BD alt (BD is on 'temporary forum holiday' thanks to the mods)
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JABBIE
Gallente Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.06.24 09:30:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Tearavygh Quillam The stuff you're smoking is really powerful!!!
.<insert BC Canada gangland handsign here>
Jabbie Director of Powerful Stuff Smoking Alcatraz Inc.
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Ignition SemperFi
Caldari The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.06.24 13:10:00 -
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rzr cant disband, they need to keep handing out baby milk and kittens |

Ashnaag
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk E Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be?
Go with the classics. Walk up to her and pull out a pack of Trojan Magnums, a pack of Kimono XL's and a pack of Durex XXL's and ask her with candor and honesty, "Miss can you help me? I'm trying to figure out which of these is better..."
Keep the biggest bottle of lube and a sack of hot peppers in the cart as well for that little something extra. |

Hexman
Minmatar Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 13:54:00 -
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Confirming I was one of the ones to have been kicked. Fortunately, the HR guy got kicked before me so here I am.
To the OP: Where do you get all this? It's hysterical! MOAAR MOAAR MOAAR!! |

Heinz Rand
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 13:59:00 -
[57]
Warp to Heath Ledger will take on a whole new meaning
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Darkopteron
Gallente Quantum Industries RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 14:21:00 -
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In the midst of Delve War 3, we're planning to merge with Blade., the best -A- ally.
The big question is, do we call ourselves RazorBlade or BladeZor?
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Willington
Gallente Evoke. Ev0ke
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Posted - 2009.06.24 14:21:00 -
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First I thought this was a poor troll, but now as we will be holding a corpmeeting on Thursday evening concerning the recent Razor drama this apparently is true. Currently it appears that the german parts of Razor (Mainly X-Traders) will join ev0ke along with Cataclysm Enterprises from Huzzah. We have been intensifying our relationship with CE again since they left Kraftwerk in our recent campaign against Mostly Harmless. Omega Enterprises and Infinite Improbability Inc. have also mentioned interest in creating a new powerblock in the north. Astonishlingly, even though we have fought against the latter most recently.
So what we see here might result in D2-2 (D3?) forming, but most likely under another name.
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kayentelva
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.24 14:24:00 -
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Originally by: JS LiamElms my app is already into -a-.... please accept it! i want to add numbers to HED-GP
did you cloak up in HED-GP during the entire Delve MkII or just most of it ?
anyway, you already know that HED doesnt need any more numbers because reds never accomplish anything there anyway. but my god you lose a lot of rapiers there.
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