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Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.23 20:53:00 -
[1]
ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,.. |

Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.06.23 20:55:00 -
[2]
Cool. Easy First |

Antoine Lefevre
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.06.23 20:58:00 -
[3]
That most certainly is a sweet story there, bro. |

Haku Cabal
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 20:58:00 -
[4]
Confirm.
We are in talks with Triumvirate to hand over our highends. CEI, RG and HOO will most likely join ATLAS and the rest will split between EXE. and -A-.
Finally all the pain is over. |

Norcuron
Caldari Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 20:58:00 -
[5]
I just had to lol... I'm sorry |

Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 20:59:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Gumpy Nighthawk on 23/06/2009 20:59:01 Oh if Vuk kicks us, i'll be posting more of his nude pics for sure.
Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be? |

Norcuron
Caldari Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 20:59:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk Edited by: Gumpy Nighthawk on 23/06/2009 20:59:01 Oh if Vuk kicks us, i'll be posting more of his nude pics for sure.
Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be?
Have you ever loved a man with aids?! |

Scientology 101
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:00:00 -
[8]
I have a better alternative for your psychiatric medication.
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Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:00:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk Edited by: Gumpy Nighthawk on 23/06/2009 20:59:01 Oh if Vuk kicks us, i'll be posting more of his nude pics for sure.
Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be?
Bah,.. why dont you just make a thread about it :P |

Toman Torax
Caldari Rage For Order Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:01:00 -
[10]
Another quality thread  |
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Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:01:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk Edited by: Gumpy Nighthawk on 23/06/2009 20:59:01 Oh if Vuk kicks us, i'll be posting more of his nude pics for sure.
Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be?
Bah,.. why dont you just make a thread about it :P
Nah replying in yours is much better, this way my important questions get a wider audience, since you sir are todays caod attention *****  |

Val Streth
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:02:00 -
[12]
Never liked those guys anyway. |

Val Streth
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:03:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk Edited by: Gumpy Nighthawk on 23/06/2009 20:59:01 Oh if Vuk kicks us, i'll be posting more of his nude pics for sure.
Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be?
Simple, flop your ***** on the counter and ask her where the produce section is. Works EVERY TIME. |

Heath Ledger
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:04:00 -
[14]
EXIT and Mythos will be reforming under the RAZOR RELOADED banner, with myself as executor.
Please contact me for standings.
Goons need not apply. |

Mo adib
Amarr Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:04:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk Edited by: Gumpy Nighthawk on 23/06/2009 20:59:01 Oh if Vuk kicks us, i'll be posting more of his nude pics for sure.
Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be?
ask if she wants to tough your donge |

Jon Lucien
Minmatar SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:06:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
It's MORALE. MORALE!!! |

Twoside
Gallente Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:07:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Heath Ledger EXIT and Mythos will be reforming under the RAZOR RELOADED banner, with myself as executor.
Please contact me for standings.
Goons need not apply.
Sorry, but we've already made this alliance, only apply if you speak the language though. |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:07:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Jon Lucien
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
It's MORALE. MORALE!!!
Out of everything I have written thats the only thing you could find wrong,.. OMFG, you must be a Goon! |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:08:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Twoside
Originally by: Heath Ledger EXIT and Mythos will be reforming under the RAZOR RELOADED banner, with myself as executor.
Please contact me for standings.
Goons need not apply.
Sorry, but we've already made this alliance, only apply if you speak the language though.
I can confirm this is NOT true!
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Scientology 101
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:09:00 -
[20]
Man is not an animal!
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Del369
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:11:00 -
[21]
Already moved my stuff to Jita, thank god for true threads like the Op, bastard Goonies 
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Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:13:00 -
[22]
Hey, Razor, baby we gotcha money
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Tearavygh Quillam
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:18:00 -
[23]
The stuff you're smoking is really powerful!!!
Hey, idiot, give my 2 minutes tweeking sig back, thx. Zymurgist |

Gran Frondre
Gallente Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:18:00 -
[24]
Dear Bismaru's Ambition,
Do you have a twitter feed I can subscribe to? You seem to have a lot of very legit inside info.
Thanks.
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Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:25:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Gran Frondre Dear Bismaru's Ambition,
Do you have a twitter feed I can subscribe to? You seem to have a lot of very legit inside info.
Thanks.
OMG you just gave me an idea,.. |

Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:26:00 -
[26]
Bismaru's Ambition are you the Mr. Hyde to Butter Dog's Dr. Jekyll? I'm fascinated by the fact that soon after Butter Dog shot his wad in a brilliant posting spree before disappearing from CAOD, you showed up again and go on a deranged streak of half-assedly, barely comprehensibly trolling every single post on the forums. |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:27:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Tearavygh Quillam The stuff you're smoking is really powerful!!!
Dude, thats not even funny, I had to stop today, on a lemon diet to kill the herbs and ****, so messed up, all I keep thinking about is good weed, good music, and good food.
Ohh btw, listening to music while half naked, stoned and drinking Green tea is AMAZING, try it! |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:29:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Snowden Vel Bismaru's Ambition are you the Mr. Hyde to Butter Dog's Dr. Jekyll? I'm fascinated by the fact that soon after Butter Dog shot his wad in a brilliant posting spree before disappearing from CAOD, you showed up again and go on a deranged streak of half-assedly, barely comprehensibly trolling every single post on the forums.
Snowden, the only Goon that isnt a sheep, no connection to Butter, I have been aware, you can blame your childish leader for my return, the forum hacking quote still makes me laugh haha,.. awww BEST threat ever HAHA! |

Val Streth
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:30:00 -
[29]
I didn't know Snowden was so e-famous. |

JS LiamElms
Gallente Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:42:00 -
[30]
my app is already into -a-.... please accept it! i want to add numbers to HED-GP |
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Soggybottom
Gallente The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:50:00 -
[31]
It's good to see a new poster replace the void left by Jake Noble. |

Pasen Haas
Caldari Easter Corporation Vanguard.
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Posted - 2009.06.23 21:57:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
Are you a tabloid writer IRL? |

Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 22:31:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Pasen Haas
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
Are you a tabloid writer IRL?
I don't think anyone's ever mistaken Bismaru's Ambition for a professional writer. |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.23 22:34:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Snowden Vel
Originally by: Pasen Haas
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
Are you a tabloid writer IRL?
I don't think anyone's ever mistaken Bismaru's Ambition for a professional writer.
no no no, Snowden :( the fact that you would call anyone writing for the media a professional shocks me :(, guess this is the downfall of Goons, soon you will lose all your members due to your comment.
Ah well it was going to happen eventually,.. |

fishblades
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 00:42:00 -
[35]
If you pretend there are parallel Universes in Eve these threads are very informative. |

Poopsock Alarmclock
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 01:45:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Snowden Vel Bismaru's Ambition are you the Mr. Hyde to Butter Dog's Dr. Jekyll? I'm fascinated by the fact that soon after Butter Dog shot his wad in a brilliant posting spree before disappearing from CAOD, you showed up again and go on a deranged streak of half-assedly, barely comprehensibly trolling every single post on the forums.
butter dog himself magically became a coad staple at the exact same time jade fell off the radar |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 01:52:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Poopsock Alarmclock
Originally by: Snowden Vel Bismaru's Ambition are you the Mr. Hyde to Butter Dog's Dr. Jekyll? I'm fascinated by the fact that soon after Butter Dog shot his wad in a brilliant posting spree before disappearing from CAOD, you showed up again and go on a deranged streak of half-assedly, barely comprehensibly trolling every single post on the forums.
butter dog himself magically became a coad staple at the exact same time jade fell off the radar
Ermm what? |

Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 03:07:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Poopsock Alarmclock
Originally by: Snowden Vel Bismaru's Ambition are you the Mr. Hyde to Butter Dog's Dr. Jekyll? I'm fascinated by the fact that soon after Butter Dog shot his wad in a brilliant posting spree before disappearing from CAOD, you showed up again and go on a deranged streak of half-assedly, barely comprehensibly trolling every single post on the forums.
butter dog himself magically became a coad staple at the exact same time jade fell off the radar
Put the three together and you have the chilling tale of one man's descent into madness. |

Heath Ledger
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 03:08:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
Ermm what?
Precisely what everyone thinks when you post. |

MrRx7
Amarr Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 03:41:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
-10/10 You have actually surpassed the terrible posting skills of Bitter Dog and Gumpy Nighthawk combined.
Besides if we really were going to disband all you need to do is forward me 50bn and consider it done. |
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Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 03:47:00 -
[41]
Originally by: MrRx7
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ROFL
Only a few hours after losing 150 billion which is believed to be 97% of their assets (so much for moons bringing good income) they already mass kick people and the rest leave,.. could this mean another Delve war III with Razor teaming up with KenZoku, well according to Fred0 it's likely.
No one from Goons spamming the silence is back, Mittani is believed to take credit for this and says it was planned. Apparently this cultural victory came deep within Goonswarm, rumoured to be linked to Haargoth, Morsus Mihi are yet to comment on anything but are rumored to kick Razor if things get worse.
Reports of other thefts and major PoS offlining continues up north, only moments after this hilarious situation, with moral low and members leaving this could be the start of a new war.
Full reasons are yet unknown but we believe from reliable sources that it is because the director felt "Razor are ****ing ****s, im sticking with Goons, **** them, inactive for few months once its done".
Stay tuned for million more pointless threads in this humiliating situation,..
-10/10 You have actually surpassed the terrible posting skills of Bitter Dog and Gumpy Nighthawk combined.
Besides if we really were going to disband all you need to do is forward me 50bn and consider it done.
boring,.. |

Panzram
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 04:26:00 -
[42]
At first I was initially reminded of butterdog as well but the more I read the more it reminds me of H1ggs Bosun, flash in the pan goon stalker from the recent war. H1ggs never posted tho, just followed us around c/p the same jokes in local that didnt make any sense. I think thats what reminds me of him. |

BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 04:51:00 -
[43]
Bismaru's Ambition is pretty much the outcome of Butterdog and Jade Constantine mating, engaged in a torrid, forbidden love affair within the confines of a Gallente Brothel, only to have Butterdog move to the front lines to fight for the freedom of the Minmatar Republic against the vile Amarrian empire.
**** I think I just vomited |

BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 04:53:00 -
[44]
Edited by: BiaXia on 24/06/2009 04:53:07 I double post like you wouldn't believe |

BiaXia
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 04:53:00 -
[45]
Edited by: BiaXia on 24/06/2009 04:54:05 triple post, even, don't know how that happened, my firefox is ****ed it seems, or I'm just ******ed and gay, maybe all are possibilites. |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 05:23:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Panzram At first I was initially reminded of butterdog as well but the more I read the more it reminds me of H1ggs Bosun, flash in the pan goon stalker from the recent war. H1ggs never posted tho, just followed us around c/p the same jokes in local that didnt make any sense. I think thats what reminds me of him.
hahaha aww man h1ggz, was hilarious, its like the joke goes, Goons hire in person, and the whole stuff. So I am at a petrol station randomly wasted, ran out of smokes, this was the time TCF was losing freighters to tri, razor to help decided to lose their mining motherships. Anyway so I see a door and it says push and I pull twice and I go "hmm would you look at that, im a goon FC", my friends were like 'wtf?'.
Awww man good times, I actually added him to my address book after that, you guys would cry soo hard over him, it was funny cause alot of your members actually had the nerve to go "Keep local clear" I mean wtf, at first I assumed he was an ex goon, but apparently not or whatever.
Oh and I have no connection to him, butter or jade.
BUT since I have insomnia I thought I would fill you in on a random story,..
ôits like the joke goes, goon hires in person. they got a door that says push. if you pull, youre in. if you pull twice, your an fcö
Awww man that use to get mass trolled in I1Y and then you *****es gagged him, stuff like that made it worth getting camped.
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Heptameron
Gallente Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 05:48:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk Edited by: Gumpy Nighthawk on 23/06/2009 20:59:01 Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be?
Well first off I would take off the pink tights, and the 'there's nothing wrong with goat love' t-shirt... although you would likely want to do that BEFORE you go back to the store...
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Heath Ledger
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 06:08:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition I post at the 4th Grade level
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Avulsion
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 06:19:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Heath Ledger
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition I post at the 4th Grade level
Heath, brosef, please never leave us :( |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 06:23:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Avulsion
Originally by: Heath Ledger
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition I post at the 4th Grade level
Heath, brosef, please never leave us :(
If you feed the dog, he is obviously going to keep coming back, judging by the way he is posting tonight I would say he isnt getting enough attention, and will try anything to get a reply, I think its the saddest thing to witness, typical Ledger. |
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Twilight Magester
Caldari Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.06.24 06:44:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
Originally by: Avulsion
Originally by: Heath Ledger
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition I post at the 4th Grade level
Heath, brosef, please never leave us :(
If you feed the dog, he is obviously going to keep coming back, judging by the way he is posting tonight I would say he isnt getting enough attention, and will try anything to get a reply, I think its the saddest thing to witness, typical Ledger.
Bolded the really funny part. After reading what you've been posting 
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Lord Preotea
Amarr Failswarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 07:23:00 -
[52]
will people stop trying to claim that the terrible poster called bismaru's ambition is me
my posts are far more amusing, witty, well written and intelligent
<<< BD alt (BD is on 'temporary forum holiday' thanks to the mods)
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JABBIE
Gallente Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.06.24 09:30:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Tearavygh Quillam The stuff you're smoking is really powerful!!!
.<insert BC Canada gangland handsign here>
Jabbie Director of Powerful Stuff Smoking Alcatraz Inc.
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Ignition SemperFi
Caldari The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.06.24 13:10:00 -
[54]
rzr cant disband, they need to keep handing out baby milk and kittens |

Ashnaag
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 13:51:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk E Anyway there are more important things to talk about, today i went shopping for groceries and there was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter, please oh mighty caod what should i do, what should be my opening line be?
Go with the classics. Walk up to her and pull out a pack of Trojan Magnums, a pack of Kimono XL's and a pack of Durex XXL's and ask her with candor and honesty, "Miss can you help me? I'm trying to figure out which of these is better..."
Keep the biggest bottle of lube and a sack of hot peppers in the cart as well for that little something extra. |

Hexman
Minmatar Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 13:54:00 -
[56]
Confirming I was one of the ones to have been kicked. Fortunately, the HR guy got kicked before me so here I am.
To the OP: Where do you get all this? It's hysterical! MOAAR MOAAR MOAAR!! |

Heinz Rand
Gallente Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 13:59:00 -
[57]
Warp to Heath Ledger will take on a whole new meaning
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Darkopteron
Gallente Quantum Industries RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 14:21:00 -
[58]
In the midst of Delve War 3, we're planning to merge with Blade., the best -A- ally.
The big question is, do we call ourselves RazorBlade or BladeZor?
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Willington
Gallente Evoke. Ev0ke
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Posted - 2009.06.24 14:21:00 -
[59]
First I thought this was a poor troll, but now as we will be holding a corpmeeting on Thursday evening concerning the recent Razor drama this apparently is true. Currently it appears that the german parts of Razor (Mainly X-Traders) will join ev0ke along with Cataclysm Enterprises from Huzzah. We have been intensifying our relationship with CE again since they left Kraftwerk in our recent campaign against Mostly Harmless. Omega Enterprises and Infinite Improbability Inc. have also mentioned interest in creating a new powerblock in the north. Astonishlingly, even though we have fought against the latter most recently.
So what we see here might result in D2-2 (D3?) forming, but most likely under another name.
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kayentelva
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.24 14:24:00 -
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Originally by: JS LiamElms my app is already into -a-.... please accept it! i want to add numbers to HED-GP
did you cloak up in HED-GP during the entire Delve MkII or just most of it ?
anyway, you already know that HED doesnt need any more numbers because reds never accomplish anything there anyway. but my god you lose a lot of rapiers there.
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Karth Mentis
Gallente Manufact Co. Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2009.06.24 14:29:00 -
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Wait a sec.....
How did RAZOR ended bad? What relation they got with the goons?
I thought the North wanst so crapped, WTF happened??
or they are making a joke about razors disband... |

Slap Chop
Minmatar Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 14:32:00 -
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Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
So I am at a petrol station randomly... Anyway so I see a door and it says push and I pull twice and I go "hmm would you look at that, im a goon FC", my friends were like 'wtf?'.
And when you explained, they were like 'ok... dork'. |

Helen Highwater
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 15:01:00 -
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Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition
ôits like the joke goes, goon hires in person. they got a door that says push. if you pull, youre in. if you pull twice, your an fcö
My an FC what?
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Ryel Theon
Gallente Epiphyte Mining and Exploration Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2009.06.24 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk Edited by: Gumpy Nighthawk on 23/06/2009 20:59:01 was this drop dread gorgeous girl behind the counter
I'm really disappointed that nobody made a joke about hotdropping caps here. |

Earthy
Gallente R.E.C.O.N. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.06.24 15:25:00 -
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oh whats happening here? |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 15:25:00 -
[66]
Edited by: Bismaru''s Ambition on 24/06/2009 15:35:15
Originally by: Karth Mentis Wait a sec.....
How did RAZOR ended bad? What relation they got with the goons?
I thought the North wanst so crapped, WTF happened??
or they are making a joke about razors disband...
ItÆs getting worse over there, checking dotlan atm, several members still leaving, sovereignty flipping everywhere, Fred0 yet to comment. Rumour has it, a TCF freighter has been spotted close to Branch believed to be carrying starbases, ever since the recent outpost capture relationships between the French overlords and Razor has been getting worse,..
Trying to contact MM for info on this but I forgot if the leader was human or a moon harvester,..
Meanwhile, GoonSwarm are going all out on a campaign to protect RA, claim their old land and remove Atlas, we are yet to see any Haargoth being used, but believe they may have one being transported. Due to the recent changes in Delve / Querious, most members felt it was easier to log off than help RA, the brosef as they called apparently are 'getting what they deserve', with these new changes and event, KenZoku have formed an army to conquer Querious, already 80 towers reinforced and without any help from the North things looking bad for GoonSwarm. With Eden once again going crazy Caldari Navy has wardecced GoonSwarm,..
Intel reports that NPC wardecs are being encouraged by CVA due to the link and connection they have with Amarr and apparently Sansha, but when we contacted CVA they had this to say 'we can't really say, if we suggest something to an Amarrian NPCs we canÆt be held responsible for them to do it',..
Pandemic Legion are yet to do anything, but are rumoured to merge with wildly inappropriate if the Razor turmoil doesnÆt end, however due to the serpentis conflict within their own home, and SoT moving east things might not work well for them,..
EDIT: Tri just killed the freighter,.. |

Fred0
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.24 15:53:00 -
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I'm starting to enjoy your posts Bis. This is good stuff. :D --- "Cutting Edge 4 Life" |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:21:00 -
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Originally by: Fred0 I'm starting to enjoy your posts Bis. This is good stuff. :D
hmm cool, anyway I am off to Holland for a month, while I am away dont hack my forums, steal my ISK or ninja my alliance name. |

Proxay
Gallente Fallen Angel's Blade.
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Darkopteron In the midst of Delve War 3, we're planning to merge with Blade., the best -A- ally.
The big question is, do we call ourselves RazorBlade or BladeZor?
RazorRun |

Val Streth
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:31:00 -
[70]
Haha you think the h1ggs trolling worked. Now we know what a huge tool you are. |
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Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:35:00 -
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Originally by: Val Streth Haha you think the h1ggs trolling worked. Now we know what a huge tool you are.
ôits like the joke goes, goon hires in person. they got a door that says push. if you pull, youre in. if you pull twice, your an fcö |

Pasen Haas
Caldari Easter Corporation Vanguard.
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:37:00 -
[72]
You know what? I was wrong. He's not a tabloid writer. He's more like the hysterical kid all the tabloids keep in a steel tank and poke with a stick when they want their next story.
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Val Streth
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:38:00 -
[73]
Yep  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One hand on their junk and the other pounding their keyboard throwing Rifter after Rifter at us every day. |

Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:39:00 -
[74]
Now you hurt mommies feelings :(
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Antoine Lefevre
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:41:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ôits like the joke goes, goon hires in person. they got a door that says push. if you pull, youre in. if you pull twice, your an fcö
Wait, that was a joke? 
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David Goodwill
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:42:00 -
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I was trying to work that out too tbh, but didn't post in case it was obvious. 
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Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 16:43:00 -
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Edited by: Bismaru''s Ambition on 24/06/2009 16:44:42
Originally by: Antoine Lefevre
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition ôits like the joke goes, goon hires in person. they got a door that says push. if you pull, youre in. if you pull twice, your an fcö
Wait, that was a joke? 
Not from me, some guy trolled Goons ALOT, I probably have some old chat logs of local, since you know GoonSwarm do nothing but spam local.
Well tbh its neither now, I guess it was one of those 'you had to be there things'. BUT it was funny ****
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Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.06.24 17:03:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Val Streth Yep 
hahaha aww man some of these local logs are insane, check out 16/05, H1ggz was blocked then, since you guys trolled "In rust we trust" but when I unblocked him it was a little entertaining,.. aww man that was one messed up chat log. |

Angra Mainyuu
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.24 17:09:00 -
[79]
Arghy, is that you?
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CCP Navigator
Minmatar C C P

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Posted - 2009.06.24 17:12:00 -
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This thread has run it's course and will be locked as it is spam and appears to be completely false.
Locked.
Navigator Senior Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online
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