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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.06.28 17:05:00 -
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WTH?
Ok admit it, every geek boy in eve just got some woodage at the thought, the glimmer the most unlikely of possibilities that poon might want you! But wai.... this is a recruiting forum, damn oh well by POON I ofc mean Poon (Poor Old Ornery Noobs) of the Tang (Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz) Alliance. WTF do you folks do and why should I consider joining your corp? POON is a combination of a old corp formula along with some new things that might tickle your fancy. - Pirating - Ganking - Pirate Bating - Merc Work - Wormhole Whoring - Wormhole Ganking - Random Violence - High Sec /Low Sec POS Demolition - Roaming Ops - Random Kindness (Huh ?) - Noob Roulette - Drinking - Perversion - Ep33n Comparison & Deflation - Nerd Raging - Emo Herding - Smacktalking - Epic Failboating - Lowsec Mission Running Protection Racket - Lowsec Mining Protection Racket - Null Sec Temporary Dragoon Contracts - Wormhole Mapping Service - Place where you fly what you want - Place where you are your own boss but have friends to do evil or fun things with. - Currently no Op is mandatory but participation does get you invited to other things. - Place where what you do on unaffiliated alts is your own damn business. - Contacts for cheaper gear and ships - Friends you can count on We don't set a formula for YOUR game enjoyment we just offer a road map for what we as a group find fun. It can change, evolve or even totally revamp at the will of our membership at large. Things POON is not - Place to spy for intel (lol go right ahead) - Place to do a corp theft (Sure have at that t1 ammo in the corp hangers YARR MATEY) - Place to peacefully sit and carebear (well ok if you mean sit in a station and spin your ship go right ahead) - Your stepping stone to null sec greatness (most of us have been there done that and got the t-shirt kthxbye) - Mining Corp (Mining laser is instant podding offense) - Mission Corp (Well ok some of us do it for standing so we can get into high sec but meh) - Place to do contract scams (go sit in a npc corp like most of the lamers) - All about the K/D Ratio - Place to get free crap - Null Sec Space Holding Blob Requirements - Cruiser Capable Pilot or better with reasonable skill points. - Self Sufficient monetarily - Have hair or boobs on your chest (or both!) were not a E-babysitter - English Speaking/Typing - Enjoy blowing ppl/things up - No Exploiting we do it within the TOS/EULA or not at all - Have somewhat of a sense of humor Like minded or somewhat similar Corps would be considered for membership in the Tang Alliance. If you or your corp might want to know more contact one of the following ppl for more details or public channel info in game. Bruzore Karnov Violator2k5 Thanks for your time. o/
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Odet
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.06.29 04:12:00 -
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I approve of this message. Nice recruitment add though lol
_______I podded a Dev and all I got was this lousy Implant_______ This podding has been brought to you by Odet, the only way to fry |
NUBBBLET
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Posted - 2009.06.29 04:13:00 -
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n00b roulette
bwahahahahahahaa
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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.06.29 20:27:00 -
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I never knew space highways had *bumps* in them.
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Lin Nguon
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Posted - 2009.06.29 21:00:00 -
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I approve this message, and I will take off my bra.
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Silvarin Iskiu
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Posted - 2009.06.29 21:34:00 -
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Jonas Mayhem > I would have liked them if it weren't for blowing up my pos, damn them to the pits Silvarin Iskiu > you mean your outdoor toilet house?
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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.06.30 20:15:00 -
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I deny all knowledge of any pos blowing. We just hold hands and do space clog dancing while we afk mine veldspar..... honest!
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Liun Sunzhi
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Posted - 2009.07.01 02:18:00 -
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*does a belly dance*
I don't get paid enough to do this. Ria is having to much fun with her whip.
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Yazoul Samaiel
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.01 02:22:00 -
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I too , also approve of POON
GL Ria and co. Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes.Applebabe |
Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.07.02 01:46:00 -
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See even Camels like Yaz lub poon and we all know he hates everything.
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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.07.03 02:46:00 -
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A bump a day keeps CCP at bay
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.03 03:58:00 -
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I wax my chest
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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.07.05 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker I wax my chest
But you more than likely have m00bs so that's just a technicality
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Lin Nguon
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Posted - 2009.07.05 13:56:00 -
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Do you guys accept only cheap pilots like me, I will only fly frigates. I prefer to horde the gems and rocks
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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.07.10 11:09:00 -
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Kabumpadump
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Bruzore
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Posted - 2009.07.12 23:48:00 -
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Originally by: Lin Nguon Do you guys accept only cheap pilots like me, I will only fly frigates. I prefer to horde the gems and rocks
Ummm .. well normally I'd say no, however we do need a few new corp target dummies until we find our next war dec... and seeing as how u only fly frigs you prolly wont mind losing them too much
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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.07.14 15:31:00 -
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And yes were still looking for a few men with nice massive huge guns
But no *bumps* or STDs kthxbye
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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.07.28 16:59:00 -
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*Megabumpalump*
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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.07.29 22:19:00 -
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how many bumps could a bump bump bump if a bump bump could bump bumps
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