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Michae1 Jacks0n
Minmatar Tim Finnegan Corp
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:27:00 -
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With the demise of BoB, Goonswarm has become arguably the leading Alliance of perhaps the strongest coalition in the EVE Universe today.
Goonswarm's success is underpinned by the following strengths:
1. brilliant leadership 2. good understanding of game mechanics 3. strong metagame strategies 4. highly effective psychological warfare 5. sophisticated use of forums
Many outsiders would consider all of us who are absorbed for countless hours in this game as mad and they are right. Whether we accept it or not, it is undeniable that there is some insanity about all of us in Eve.
Leveraging on their strengths, Goonswarm succeeded in turning the anarchy of the Insane into a form of highly-organised madness, rallying us, the lowest common denominators towards a united cause, whilst the extremely intelligent but equally insane leadership weave some of the most daring plans, most cruelly effective strategies and most evil schemes upon its own allies and opponents.
Goonswarm is an idea. Goonswarm is madness. Attempting to destroy insanity would become such a self-consuming quest of hatred and revenge that in the end, you will only end up becoming what you set off to destroy.
I am a senior member of Goonswarm and I want to see Goonswarm fall. Why? Because fundamentally, we, the Insane, relish with secret joy in seeing the tallest poppy cut down, the greatest egos deflated and the highest levels brought down. How boring would this game be if every brosef and their dog is blue to one another?
So how can we destroy Goonswarm? There can only be one way. Allow Insanity to destroy itself. Let it happen. Encourage it to happen. Make it happen. How often have we seen the mad inflict self-harm by smashing their own heads against the wall?
Goonswarm will fall. Upon its own sword/s. Betrayals. Defections. We are poised to inflict upon ourselves the same fate as BoB. Those who fight to keep Goonswarm alive will be besieged by the horde of the Insane, secretly plotting Goonswarm's own demise from within. Bribes of digital wealth cannot compete with our thirst for our own blood and the excitement and joy in seeing the greatest fall.
We already have the will. It is only a matter of time before a way is found.
I am your cancerous p3nis. Do you chop me off? I am your cancerous anus. Do you scrub me bleeding? Please kill me before I kill myself.
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CaptainAttitude
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:29:00 -
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Ok.
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Zemi Dahut
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:30:00 -
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What the **** is this ****?
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Gyle
Caldari Arcana Imperii Ltd. Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:30:00 -
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Originally by: Michae1 Jacks0n
Goonswarm's success is underpinned by the following strengths:
1. brilliant leadership 2. good understanding of game mechanics 3. strong metagame strategies 4. highly effective psychological warfare 5. sophisticated use of forums
laughable
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Vodka Clathrates
Amarr Galactic Extensive Enterprises SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:30:00 -
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Originally by: Michae1 Jacks0n
So how can we destroy Goonswarm? There can only be one way. Allow Insanity to destroy itself. Let it happen. Encourage it to happen. Make it happen. How often have we seen the mad inflict self-harm by smashing their own heads against the wall?
First. Also, this makes no sense at all.
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Vodka Clathrates
Amarr Galactic Extensive Enterprises SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:32:00 -
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Originally by: Vodka Clathrates
First. Also, this makes no sense at all.
Okay, okay, I'm half right. Still makes no sense at all.
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Nought Prymary
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:33:00 -
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Edited by: Nought Prymary on 01/07/2009 13:34:13
Originally by: Zemi Dahut What the **** is this ****?
Originally by: Gyle
Atlas Alliance
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Ravin Abai
Amarr Cruoris Seraphim Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:33:00 -
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u dead
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Machine Delta
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Gyle
Originally by: Michae1 Jacks0n
Goonswarm's success is underpinned by the following strengths:
1. brilliant leadership 2. good understanding of game mechanics 3. strong metagame strategies 4. highly effective psychological warfare 5. sophisticated use of forums
laughable
I agree with you 100%
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Sneetches
Amarr Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:40:00 -
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Don't laugh at Michael, he's an expert on death.
What? too soon?.... "Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready!" |

Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:40:00 -
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Originally by: Michae1 Jacks0n I am your cancerous p3nis. Do you chop me off? I am your cancerous anus. Do you scrub me bleeding?
A true goon would have said cancerous donge, and cancerous butte and would never abuse either.
Also who says brosef any more? that's so Feyth :(
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DeBleu14
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: Michae1 Jacks0n
1. brilliant leadership 2. good understanding of game mechanics 3. strong metagame strategies 4. highly effective psychological warfare 5. sophisticated use of forums
a few years from now when State War Academy overruns Delve and disperses the goons, we're gonna look back on this and just laaaauuugh
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Xerpex
Gallente Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 13:53:00 -
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This is fake because there's no gimmick and not enough references to homosexuality.
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Centauris
Gallente Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.01 14:29:00 -
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Originally by: Xerpex This is fake because there's no gimmick
BOB/Ken is still very much alive and a powerhouse of eve
Originally by: Xerpex and not enough references to homosexuality.
I like men Its full of protein I look great in tights I like the feel of cotton briefs
Real now 
Just say 'NO!' - boycott Aneu Angellus today for a better tomorrow! |

MirrorGod
Amarr Heretic Army Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2009.07.01 14:31:00 -
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Kay
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Drilla
Gallente Shinra
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Posted - 2009.07.01 14:32:00 -
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Edited by: Drilla on 01/07/2009 14:32:21 Was this a kill goonswarm post or a praise goonswarm post?
I'm still confused 
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Cippalippus Primus
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.01 14:46:00 -
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Just a bad post. -clp
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Gramtar
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 14:55:00 -
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It's me, I'm the senior member, and I'm biding my time.
All of this has happened before and will happen again.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 14:56:00 -
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i agree, goons are terrible
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Joe Goon
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:03:00 -
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As the personification of the Everygoon, I came here to say 'buttes'. Also, 'donges'.
Carry on.
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Fat Ducker
Amarr Lucky Hydra Corp
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:05:00 -
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Quote: Goonswarm's success is underpinned by the following strengths:
1. brilliant leadership 2. good understanding of game mechanics 3. strong metagame strategies 4. highly effective psychological warfare 5. sophisticated use of forums
6. Fred0 holding one hand 7. Shadoo holding the other
Fixed it for ya. Any drones I can steal?
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Qirajiii
Gallente Princeps Corp Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:08:00 -
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Originally by: Michae1 Jacks0n
I am a senior member of Goonswarm and I want to see Goonswarm fall. Why? Because fundamentally, we, the Insane, relish with secret joy in seeing the tallest poppy cut down, the greatest egos deflated and the highest levels brought down. How boring would this game be if every brosef and their dog is blue to one another?
If you are a senior member of GS and you want to see GS fall... Why dont you just push "the button" like Haargoth did?
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Ganymede21
Gallente ROMANIA Renegades Legiunea ROmana
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:20:00 -
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Edited by: Ganymede21 on 01/07/2009 15:21:02
Originally by: Gyle
Originally by: Michae1 Jacks0n
Goonswarm's success is underpinned by the following strengths:
1. brilliant leadership 2. good understanding of game mechanics 3. strong metagame strategies 4. highly effective psychological warfare 5. sophisticated use of forums
laughable
Yeah...when I saw that I sayd to myself: "Oh...it's a goon alt...no point reading the rest". And I noticed it sayd nothing about NC and PL who kinda did everything for them...like when BoB attacked them...none of them undocked until NC came to rescue them.I think we won't see any big campaigns ...failed or not...from them like we saw BoB doing.They'll just enjoy theyr new home and wait to be attacked.Anyway...I hope like the alt does to see Goons dead
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CrispyKritters
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:22:00 -
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Edited by: CrispyKritters on 01/07/2009 15:22:53
Originally by: Qirajiii
If you are a senior member of GS and you want to see GS fall... Why dont you just push "the button" like Haargoth did?
shares
(oh wait, you're from Atlas)
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Etien Aldragoran
Gallente DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:24:00 -
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oh ****! ZOMBIE!!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
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Pnuka
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:27:00 -
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Stern Horse is really on a roll.
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:38:00 -
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Originally by: Michae1 Jacks0n words
I completely agree and if goonswarm does not accept my application by Junly 31 then I will demand back my 500 million isk that I paid to the recruiter for the entry of my massive corp for their furture endevors. I too wish to see the demise of the swarm and it would be best suited if I was on the inside. Spies in the Swarm {read in how ever you read people of rise in your head} now is the time. Accept the failure that is Shards of Apathy and we will show that pubie and non pubie can kill each other and still have fun doing it!!!.
tl&dr I fully approve of your message and will like to subscribe to your product and/or newsletter.
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CalBar
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:46:00 -
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Im sofisticated
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KnuxZone
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 15:57:00 -
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There are no goons.
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CARY
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.01 16:06:00 -
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Ok I love a punch line or 2.....or did i miss it?
your point?
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