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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 17:46:00 -
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empire hasn't suffered from nearly enough chaos and misery, since the great war only affected that population willing and daring enough to visit 0.0. that means something like 80% of you missed out on the delights
to help spread the love, i've penned a lil column not only telling the history of the jihad and it's prophet (karttoon, the sheik) but including a handy how-to guide to get everyone started in the joyful process of utterly ruining empire for law abiding citizens, especially those who stay 'immune' to wardecs by remaining in npc corps
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/70716
as of right now there's supposed to be 'bullet points' on the last section which is the guide, but apparently this didn't work with TTH's formatting so just imagine the bullet points until we get that fixed~
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Dramaticus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 17:52:00 -
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delta is karttoon
Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan |

shortspecialbus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 17:57:00 -
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You worked so hard for those bullet points :(
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arbiter reformed
Minmatar Kuvakei's Vengeance
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:00:00 -
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... . .. .. .. ..... . . .. . Signature graphics that may only contain your character name, corporation logo, corporation or personal slogan or other text that is directly related to your in-game persona, or content directly related to Eve Online. All content must be in good taste.Applebabe |

Ferdio Ricotez
Gallente Killer Carebears United Interstellar Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:08:00 -
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You do realize all the carebears will hate you for this, right? If they had any combat skills, they would come and hunt you down. Which means you're perfectly safe. -----
Gallente flying Minmatar - A Podlog |

Jesum
Amarr Black Rainbow Knights
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:11:00 -
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Good on you ____________ -Jesum♥ |

Kewso
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:12:00 -
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Quote: Do not engage if Concord has already spawned in the location of your target.
thats why I always spawn concord first :)
They stay for a very long time...

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Captain Megadeath
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:14:00 -
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poasting in a Goons guide to ruin Eve thread.
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails my name actually is short for catherine
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Ferdio Ricotez You do realize all the carebears will hate you for this, right? If they had any combat skills, they would come and hunt you down. Which means you're perfectly safe.
if i cannot harvest tears from band of brothers any longer (because we utterly ruined them lawwwwwwl) empire tears will have to do!
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:20:00 -
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People will start to tank their Hulks in highsec.
Oh the huge manatee!
If you get your 4k EHP Hulk popped by some suicide monkey it's really your own fault. Only dent you might get in the ice mining population, then again they're all on the same grid, so a single CONCORD response saves the lot until next downtime.
It's easy to adapt, so the suicide monkeys exercising some evolutionary pressure is probably healthy for the general EVE population survivability. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:20:00 -
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Good read. Weve managed to kill hulks in a 0.8 system using 4 thoraxes launched out of low sec and have killed one traveling as far as 7 jumps through high sec despite our collective security status of -10.
Props to jihadswarm for the inspiration.
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar People will start to tank their Hulks in highsec.
Oh the huge manatee!
If you get your 4k EHP Hulk popped by some suicide monkey it's really your own fault. Only dent you might get in the ice mining population, then again they're all on the same grid, so a single CONCORD response saves the lot until next downtime.
It's easy to adapt, so the suicide monkeys exercising some evolutionary pressure is probably healthy for the general EVE population survivability.
for those worried about tanked hulks:
1. scout and scan the target with your ship-scanning, loot-scooping alt
2. megathron w/neutron blasters, heat, faction ammo, 4x magstabs
2a. buddies/multiboxing, just use multiple ships (thoraxes, brutixes) to bring them down
3. people who faction-tank a hulk drop more loot and cry more when you kill them
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Ozmodan
Minmatar Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:27:00 -
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The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad. |

shortspecialbus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Ozmodan The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad.
u mad?
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Kewso
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:29:00 -
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Edited by: Kewso on 02/07/2009 18:29:21 a good defense instead of tanking your ship is hop in an ibis or some noob ship, warp to belt, and shoot your buddy to get concord to pop ya.
Concord will now stay in the belt for a few hours.
swap to mining ship and mine in pretty much full safety.
:) has been working for the informed people for last 2 years without problems.
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Ozmodan The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad.
This is what we call, img-timeline.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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shortspecialbus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Kewso Edited by: Kewso on 02/07/2009 18:29:21 a good defense instead of tanking your ship is hop in an ibis or some noob ship, warp to belt, and shoot your buddy to get concord to pop ya.
Concord will now stay in the belt for a few hours.
swap to mining ship and mine in pretty much full safety.
:) has been working for the informed people for last 2 years without problems.
Our tactics...gone, just like that.
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Bodrul
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:31:00 -
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already have my own Jihad and thats to improve my players SP ... CCP sponsored Tournament win Conquests Board Game |

RobTheRad
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:32:00 -
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Allahu Ackbar. Let the Jihad begin.
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kewso Edited by: Kewso on 02/07/2009 18:29:21 a good defense instead of tanking your ship is hop in an ibis or some noob ship, warp to belt, and shoot your buddy to get concord to pop ya.
Concord will now stay in the belt for a few hours.
swap to mining ship and mine in pretty much full safety.
:) has been working for the informed people for last 2 years without problems.
This doesnt always work either. We killed a Hulk in a 0.7 system that we missed the first time due to lag issues, but we refit and came back 15 minutes later and got him. His shields had recharged but he was in half structure because of our first attempt. Serves him right for either afking or ignoring the need to repair his ship.
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Clair Bear
Perkone
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:43:00 -
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I would like to add a few things.
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Choose a target system between .5 and .7 security; higher than .7 and Concord will respond too fast for you to make the kill. Start in .5 when you begin suiciding so that you have the most room for error as a novice.
Yes and no. My kills list is populated by quite a few .8 and higher hulk kills. People don't bother to tank at ALL in .8 and higher. You can easily pop a hulk with just 2 volleys from a Megathron. So few people tank for .8 and higher that I'm going to try brutixing some 1.0 hulks later today.
The most important thing: check that your CSPA charge is *NOT* set to 1 million isk! I worked my butt off ganking hulks and mackinaws last week. Not a single tear. Not a single piece of fan mail. My victims didn't feel it important enough to spend even a million ISK to tell me how they felt.
Even the ones who didn't keep regularly warping belt to station in a pod for several hours afterward.
And in summary, bigger blobs are the answer. Now what was the question? |

Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani 3. people who faction-tank a hulk drop more loot and cry more when you kill them
You don't need faction mods to get to 30k EHPs. And sure, if you blob enough the hulk will eventually die. Active tanks are fail against suicide ganks anyways, so don't hope for too many gistii and pithi shield boosters from people that know what they're doing. Numb nubs that *don't* know what they're doing need to die anyways, no better way to learn in EVE than dying a few times. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Sir Muffoon
Backdoor Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Ozmodan The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad.
It's not like a game has ever been associated with a Relgious battle, ever, right? |

Drakoulia
Caldari The Night Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:15:00 -
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Hopefully this makes the game a little more interesting by introducing more noobs to pvp/goonswarm. ---
Originally by: The Mittani Don't touch that! Don't open the refrigerator! The spy is in the refrigerator!
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Governor LePetomane
Rock Ridge Brokerage Solutions
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:29:00 -
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Assuming it's carried out with the gusto of the first campaign and isn't a boring fizzle like the second, this is going to eventually and at long last make it cost somewhere around 2 bil to gank my freighter alt.
Godspeed goons, my charon and I are counting on you -- er, uh, YOU MONSTERS! THOSE HULKS NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!
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Tippia
Raddick Explorations Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:34:00 -
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You should go after Orcas instead — much more fun and (potentially) much more of a challenge…  ——— “If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡… you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.” — Karath Piki |

Hoo Is
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:51:00 -
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quote from page 3:
Quote: Blowing up an armed, expectant enemy in 0.0 was merely war; the Jihad was raw grief. For the Swarm, what to do after the Great War ended was obvious: resume the Jihad.
So is this an admission that they are griefing???
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Hoo Is quote from page 3:
Quote: Blowing up an armed, expectant enemy in 0.0 was merely war; the Jihad was raw grief. For the Swarm, what to do after the Great War ended was obvious: resume the Jihad.
So is this an admission that they are griefing???
Causing someone grief is not the same as the mmorpg term "griefing". Blowing up a ship in FW can give your enemy grief, finishing all the exploration sites before your competition logs on will give them grief, but is not "griefing". Nice try though.
Originally by: CCP Whisper So you're going to have to do some actual thinking with regards to hull components and their capabilities instead of copying some cookie-cutter setup. Cry some more.
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Hoo Is quote from page 3:
Quote: Blowing up an armed, expectant enemy in 0.0 was merely war; the Jihad was raw grief. For the Swarm, what to do after the Great War ended was obvious: resume the Jihad.
So is this an admission that they are griefing???
yes
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Berel Oham
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Posted - 2009.07.02 20:12:00 -
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u greefin' bro?????
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