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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 17:46:00 -
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empire hasn't suffered from nearly enough chaos and misery, since the great war only affected that population willing and daring enough to visit 0.0. that means something like 80% of you missed out on the delights
to help spread the love, i've penned a lil column not only telling the history of the jihad and it's prophet (karttoon, the sheik) but including a handy how-to guide to get everyone started in the joyful process of utterly ruining empire for law abiding citizens, especially those who stay 'immune' to wardecs by remaining in npc corps
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/70716
as of right now there's supposed to be 'bullet points' on the last section which is the guide, but apparently this didn't work with TTH's formatting so just imagine the bullet points until we get that fixed~
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Dramaticus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 17:52:00 -
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delta is karttoon
Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan |

shortspecialbus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 17:57:00 -
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You worked so hard for those bullet points :(
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arbiter reformed
Minmatar Kuvakei's Vengeance
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:00:00 -
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... . .. .. .. ..... . . .. . Signature graphics that may only contain your character name, corporation logo, corporation or personal slogan or other text that is directly related to your in-game persona, or content directly related to Eve Online. All content must be in good taste.Applebabe |

Ferdio Ricotez
Gallente Killer Carebears United Interstellar Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:08:00 -
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You do realize all the carebears will hate you for this, right? If they had any combat skills, they would come and hunt you down. Which means you're perfectly safe. -----
Gallente flying Minmatar - A Podlog |

Jesum
Amarr Black Rainbow Knights
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:11:00 -
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Good on you ____________ -Jesum♥ |

Kewso
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:12:00 -
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Quote: Do not engage if Concord has already spawned in the location of your target.
thats why I always spawn concord first :)
They stay for a very long time...

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Captain Megadeath
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:14:00 -
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poasting in a Goons guide to ruin Eve thread.
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails my name actually is short for catherine
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Ferdio Ricotez You do realize all the carebears will hate you for this, right? If they had any combat skills, they would come and hunt you down. Which means you're perfectly safe.
if i cannot harvest tears from band of brothers any longer (because we utterly ruined them lawwwwwwl) empire tears will have to do!
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:20:00 -
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People will start to tank their Hulks in highsec.
Oh the huge manatee!
If you get your 4k EHP Hulk popped by some suicide monkey it's really your own fault. Only dent you might get in the ice mining population, then again they're all on the same grid, so a single CONCORD response saves the lot until next downtime.
It's easy to adapt, so the suicide monkeys exercising some evolutionary pressure is probably healthy for the general EVE population survivability. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:20:00 -
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Good read. Weve managed to kill hulks in a 0.8 system using 4 thoraxes launched out of low sec and have killed one traveling as far as 7 jumps through high sec despite our collective security status of -10.
Props to jihadswarm for the inspiration.
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar People will start to tank their Hulks in highsec.
Oh the huge manatee!
If you get your 4k EHP Hulk popped by some suicide monkey it's really your own fault. Only dent you might get in the ice mining population, then again they're all on the same grid, so a single CONCORD response saves the lot until next downtime.
It's easy to adapt, so the suicide monkeys exercising some evolutionary pressure is probably healthy for the general EVE population survivability.
for those worried about tanked hulks:
1. scout and scan the target with your ship-scanning, loot-scooping alt
2. megathron w/neutron blasters, heat, faction ammo, 4x magstabs
2a. buddies/multiboxing, just use multiple ships (thoraxes, brutixes) to bring them down
3. people who faction-tank a hulk drop more loot and cry more when you kill them
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Ozmodan
Minmatar Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:27:00 -
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The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad. |

shortspecialbus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Ozmodan The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad.
u mad?
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Kewso
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:29:00 -
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Edited by: Kewso on 02/07/2009 18:29:21 a good defense instead of tanking your ship is hop in an ibis or some noob ship, warp to belt, and shoot your buddy to get concord to pop ya.
Concord will now stay in the belt for a few hours.
swap to mining ship and mine in pretty much full safety.
:) has been working for the informed people for last 2 years without problems.
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Ozmodan The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad.
This is what we call, img-timeline.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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shortspecialbus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Kewso Edited by: Kewso on 02/07/2009 18:29:21 a good defense instead of tanking your ship is hop in an ibis or some noob ship, warp to belt, and shoot your buddy to get concord to pop ya.
Concord will now stay in the belt for a few hours.
swap to mining ship and mine in pretty much full safety.
:) has been working for the informed people for last 2 years without problems.
Our tactics...gone, just like that.
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Bodrul
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:31:00 -
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already have my own Jihad and thats to improve my players SP ... CCP sponsored Tournament win Conquests Board Game |

RobTheRad
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:32:00 -
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Allahu Ackbar. Let the Jihad begin.
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kewso Edited by: Kewso on 02/07/2009 18:29:21 a good defense instead of tanking your ship is hop in an ibis or some noob ship, warp to belt, and shoot your buddy to get concord to pop ya.
Concord will now stay in the belt for a few hours.
swap to mining ship and mine in pretty much full safety.
:) has been working for the informed people for last 2 years without problems.
This doesnt always work either. We killed a Hulk in a 0.7 system that we missed the first time due to lag issues, but we refit and came back 15 minutes later and got him. His shields had recharged but he was in half structure because of our first attempt. Serves him right for either afking or ignoring the need to repair his ship.
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Clair Bear
Perkone
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:43:00 -
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I would like to add a few things.
Quote:
Choose a target system between .5 and .7 security; higher than .7 and Concord will respond too fast for you to make the kill. Start in .5 when you begin suiciding so that you have the most room for error as a novice.
Yes and no. My kills list is populated by quite a few .8 and higher hulk kills. People don't bother to tank at ALL in .8 and higher. You can easily pop a hulk with just 2 volleys from a Megathron. So few people tank for .8 and higher that I'm going to try brutixing some 1.0 hulks later today.
The most important thing: check that your CSPA charge is *NOT* set to 1 million isk! I worked my butt off ganking hulks and mackinaws last week. Not a single tear. Not a single piece of fan mail. My victims didn't feel it important enough to spend even a million ISK to tell me how they felt.
Even the ones who didn't keep regularly warping belt to station in a pod for several hours afterward.
And in summary, bigger blobs are the answer. Now what was the question? |

Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani 3. people who faction-tank a hulk drop more loot and cry more when you kill them
You don't need faction mods to get to 30k EHPs. And sure, if you blob enough the hulk will eventually die. Active tanks are fail against suicide ganks anyways, so don't hope for too many gistii and pithi shield boosters from people that know what they're doing. Numb nubs that *don't* know what they're doing need to die anyways, no better way to learn in EVE than dying a few times. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Sir Muffoon
Backdoor Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Ozmodan The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad.
It's not like a game has ever been associated with a Relgious battle, ever, right? |

Drakoulia
Caldari The Night Corporation
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:15:00 -
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Hopefully this makes the game a little more interesting by introducing more noobs to pvp/goonswarm. ---
Originally by: The Mittani Don't touch that! Don't open the refrigerator! The spy is in the refrigerator!
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Governor LePetomane
Rock Ridge Brokerage Solutions
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:29:00 -
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Assuming it's carried out with the gusto of the first campaign and isn't a boring fizzle like the second, this is going to eventually and at long last make it cost somewhere around 2 bil to gank my freighter alt.
Godspeed goons, my charon and I are counting on you -- er, uh, YOU MONSTERS! THOSE HULKS NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!
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Tippia
Raddick Explorations Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:34:00 -
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You should go after Orcas instead — much more fun and (potentially) much more of a challenge…  ——— “If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡… you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.” — Karath Piki |

Hoo Is
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:51:00 -
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quote from page 3:
Quote: Blowing up an armed, expectant enemy in 0.0 was merely war; the Jihad was raw grief. For the Swarm, what to do after the Great War ended was obvious: resume the Jihad.
So is this an admission that they are griefing???
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Hoo Is quote from page 3:
Quote: Blowing up an armed, expectant enemy in 0.0 was merely war; the Jihad was raw grief. For the Swarm, what to do after the Great War ended was obvious: resume the Jihad.
So is this an admission that they are griefing???
Causing someone grief is not the same as the mmorpg term "griefing". Blowing up a ship in FW can give your enemy grief, finishing all the exploration sites before your competition logs on will give them grief, but is not "griefing". Nice try though.
Originally by: CCP Whisper So you're going to have to do some actual thinking with regards to hull components and their capabilities instead of copying some cookie-cutter setup. Cry some more.
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Hoo Is quote from page 3:
Quote: Blowing up an armed, expectant enemy in 0.0 was merely war; the Jihad was raw grief. For the Swarm, what to do after the Great War ended was obvious: resume the Jihad.
So is this an admission that they are griefing???
yes
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Berel Oham
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Posted - 2009.07.02 20:12:00 -
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u greefin' bro?????
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Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2009.07.02 20:23:00 -
[31]
Originally by: shortspecialbus
u mad?
You guys are crazy.
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Kaaii
Caldari KaaiiNet Holding Executor Corp
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Posted - 2009.07.02 21:08:00 -
[32]
Still controlling your game...
According to Oveur, existing LSAA's already anchored will stay there. kieron Director of Community Relations,
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Jack Gates
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 21:32:00 -
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allahu ackbar. mullah karttoon, the most glorious prophet of the jihad, will lead his mujahadeen to victory over the infidels.
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io0olilo0oi
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Posted - 2009.07.02 21:36:00 -
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how do you take your megathron thru a few hi sec systems as a -10 and survive the trip to the belt?
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Gun Gal
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Posted - 2009.07.02 21:53:00 -
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always funny till soemone looses their real life due to an in-game grudge.
just a thought, as griefing can lead to such things.
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Thenoran
Caldari Tranquility Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.02 22:01:00 -
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Wouldn't a gank fit Blaster Brutix do the job cheaper? ------------------------ Low-sec is like sailing along the coast of Somalia...
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Tippia
Raddick Explorations Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.02 22:12:00 -
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Originally by: Thenoran Wouldn't a gank fit Blaster Brutix do the job cheaper?
The cost is so low already that it hardly matters, and a Brutix doesn't give you the same margin of error. ——— “If you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡… you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.” — Karath Piki |

Karo Tsakkatoa
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Posted - 2009.07.02 23:49:00 -
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Quote: But because Empire is where the bulk of CCP's subscription money comes from, the howls of wounded carebears provoked a patch to drastically limit the scale of corporate war. Empire was safe once more - until the coming of Jihad.
So from that can we conclude Goonswarms ultimate goal is to take down CCP? ____________________
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Slightly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.03 00:15:00 -
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Originally by: Ozmodan The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad.
Or, maybe unlike you, Mittens understands what "jihad" actually means?
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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serial shopper
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Posted - 2009.07.03 01:31:00 -
[40]
I guess it was inevitable Napswarm has run out of reds and the only groups left are the NPC corps that dont have leaders to join into the Nap-a-thon.
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Cors
It's A Trap
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Posted - 2009.07.03 02:16:00 -
[41]
"wicked01 > man i had respect for goons till that moment"
This made me laugh so hard I almost ****ed myself.. ohh man.... lol
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Bestofworst Worstofbest
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Posted - 2009.07.03 03:19:00 -
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Hehe well goodluck on the endeavor guys. My only biff is that I can't fight back, so to speak, good thing I know what not to fit 
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ThaDollaGenerale
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.03 04:01:00 -
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Originally by: Gun Gal always funny till soemone looses their real life due to an in-game grudge.
just a thought, as griefing can lead to such things.
Then you are too attached to your internet pixel spaceships. Threatening or alluding to bodily harm because of actions in the game is a pretty big offense in CCP's book.
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Quaristice
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Posted - 2009.07.03 04:18:00 -
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Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have no idea what they mean, actually go join the taliban and other islamic extremist and fight with your "mujahideen" brothers? I hate the fact that you guys throw that **** around when there are real people fighting and DYING in a real Jihad. I wish CCP would do something about this.
I know I wouldnt be able to go around and start a "final solution" or a "holocaust" so why should you? But whatever...when I think of goons all I see is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
Peace out dorks.
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Qarthy
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Posted - 2009.07.03 05:08:00 -
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Edited by: Qarthy on 03/07/2009 05:09:25 LMAO
All you need to do is tank the hulk and watch the Goons die. Seen it done so many times and the loot you get from them is more then worth the effort.
Goon tears are better then Bob's 
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Mara Rinn
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Posted - 2009.07.03 05:37:00 -
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Originally by: Qarthy All you need to do is tank the hulk and watch the Goons die.
Just a word of caution: it's easier to double the number of armageddons in the suicide gank fleet than it is to double the EHP of your hulk to survive the alpha strike.
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Panzram
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.03 06:06:00 -
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Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have no idea what they mean, actually go join the taliban and other islamic extremist and fight with your "mujahideen" brothers? I hate the fact that you guys throw that **** around when there are real people fighting and DYING in a real Jihad. I wish CCP would do something about this.
I know I wouldnt be able to go around and start a "final solution" or a "holocaust" so why should you? But whatever...when I think of goons all I see is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
Peace out dorks.
We're all far to fat and cowardly to actually fight other people. I seldom leave the house.
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Ralara
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.07.03 06:53:00 -
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Edited by: Ralara on 03/07/2009 06:56:17
Originally by: Ozmodan The goons have achieved a new low associating a game with a jihad.
Cry some more 
Jihadding is one of the funniest things in this game. As a semi-professional suicide ganker, I entirely endorse it. I've never really gone after hulks in belts as I tend to do it for the profit rather than the lulz however I'm also evil so I'll be taking part where I can.
  
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Ralara
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.07.03 06:56:00 -
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Originally by: io0olilo0oi how do you take your megathron thru a few hi sec systems as a -10 and survive the trip to the belt?
Because the Faction Police don't warp scramble (immediately)... they do, however, stasis web you... making you insta-warp to the next gate.
Assuming some annoying player doesnt warp scramble you, you can fly right across the map as a flashy red - I've done it in a BC before from Aridia through to The Forge :D
Just don't go through the concord constellations - Yulai and systems near there - because the faction police, whilst not "CONCORD" Concord, are labled "Concord"... and they give you a GCC which stops you from jumping through gates :( --
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VP Biden
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Posted - 2009.07.03 07:43:00 -
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So basically we're just supposed to make sure we spawn concord (use a garbage char to attack someone w/ a rookie ship) before we start mining? Sounds easy enough.
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Saxton Hale
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Posted - 2009.07.03 07:55:00 -
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Edited by: Saxton Hale on 03/07/2009 08:01:31
Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have no idea what they mean, actually go join the taliban and other islamic extremist and fight with your "mujahideen" brothers? I hate the fact that you guys throw that **** around when there are real people fighting and DYING in a real Jihad. I wish CCP would do something about this.
I know I wouldnt be able to go around and start a "final solution" or a "holocaust" so why should you? But whatever...when I think of goons all I see is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
Peace out dorks.
Yet I doubt you'd object to it being called a "Crusade", with cries of "God wills it!"...
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Chola Galore
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Posted - 2009.07.03 07:57:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani empire hasn't suffered from nearly enough chaos and misery, since the great war only affected that population willing and daring enough to visit 0.0. that means something like 80% of you missed out on the delights
to help spread the love, i've penned a lil column not only telling the history of the jihad and it's prophet (karttoon, the sheik) but including a handy how-to guide to get everyone started in the joyful process of utterly ruining empire for law abiding citizens, especially those who stay 'immune' to wardecs by remaining in npc corps
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/70716
as of right now there's supposed to be 'bullet points' on the last section which is the guide, but apparently this didn't work with TTH's formatting so just imagine the bullet points until we get that fixed~
Yo! Mitts. Don't hate (empire)!!! Appreciate!
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Chola Galore
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Posted - 2009.07.03 08:09:00 -
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Originally by: Quaristice But whatever...when I think of goons all I see is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
Peace out dorks.
Is that a dyke? o.O
In GoonsJihadDorkSwarm?
No way brosefs. No way!!
Lmfao. 
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Holy Lowlander
Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.03 08:44:00 -
[54]
is there any killboard for this so we can have all the jihad love in one place ? _______________ Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Dibsi Dei
Salamyhkaisten kilta
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Posted - 2009.07.03 08:51:00 -
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Originally by: Holy Lowlander is there any killboard for this so we can have all the jihad love in one place ?
There used to be something like jihadswarm.com, dunno about nowadays.
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Bodrul
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.03 09:00:00 -
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Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have no idea what they mean, actually go join the taliban and other islamic extremist and fight with your "mujahideen" brothers? I hate the fact that you guys throw that **** around when there are real people fighting and DYING in a real Jihad. I wish CCP would do something about this.
Considering Most people are idiots and donÆt know the meanings of anything And are brought up one sourced media, Is it their fault they donÆt know the definition of a word? I wouldnÆt be shocked if we donÆt see a topic in future by goons on them setting up an eve holocaust
Originally by: Panzram
We're all far to fat and cowardly to actually fight other people. I seldom leave the house.
Yep you got the overweight part right, on all Goon related videos, easy on the Big Macs maybe goons should launch a personal jihad against themselves and improve on their quality of life?
1St Prize: EVE Conquests Board Game, 2nd Prize: EVE:Shot Glass, 3rd Prize: Eve:Caldari Keychain Free ENTRY http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1096440http://www.eveonli |

murder one
Gallente The Accursed Space Jerks
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Posted - 2009.07.03 09:06:00 -
[57]
Originally by: shortspecialbus You worked so hard for those bullet points :(
this -murder one
[07:13:55] doctorstupid2 > what do i train now? [07:14:05] Trista Rotnor > little boys to 2 |

murder one
Gallente The Accursed Space Jerks
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Posted - 2009.07.03 09:09:00 -
[58]
Originally by: arbiter reformed Edited by: arbiter reformed on 02/07/2009 18:17:34 ... . .. .. .. ..... . . .. .
hold on, death of virtue have been doing this ages
also, this. -murder one
[07:13:55] doctorstupid2 > what do i train now? [07:14:05] Trista Rotnor > little boys to 2 |

Holy Lowlander
Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.03 09:45:00 -
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ok ravens aren't suitable jihad ships ... had 2 failed ganks so far...
time to get gankageddons.
_______________ Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Ralnik
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Posted - 2009.07.03 09:54:00 -
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Edited by: Ralnik on 03/07/2009 09:54:25
Originally by: Holy Lowlander is there any killboard for this so we can have all the jihad love in one place ?
I'm setting up a Pirate's form @ Yarr Wars.. It's a little rough around the edges right now, but I will be adding a public kill board soon if people want to use it.
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Ralara
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.07.03 10:07:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Holy Lowlander ok ravens aren't suitable jihad ships ... had 2 failed ganks so far...
time to get gankageddons.
[Raven, New Setup 3] Ballistic Control System I Ballistic Control System I Ballistic Control System I Ballistic Control System I Signal Amplifier I
Sensor Booster I, Scan Resolution Sensor Booster I, Scan Resolution Sensor Booster I, Scan Resolution Sensor Booster I, Scan Resolution Target Painter I Target Painter I
Siege Missile Launcher II, Mjolnir Rage Torpedo Siege Missile Launcher II, Mjolnir Rage Torpedo Siege Missile Launcher II, Mjolnir Rage Torpedo Siege Missile Launcher II, Mjolnir Rage Torpedo Siege Missile Launcher II, Mjolnir Rage Torpedo Siege Missile Launcher II, Mjolnir Rage Torpedo [empty high slot] [empty high slot]
[empty rig slot] [empty rig slot] [empty rig slot]
Ogre I x2 Hammerhead I x2 Hobgoblin I x1
5721 volley, 1327 dps --
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NeoTheo
Dark Materials
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Posted - 2009.07.03 10:16:00 -
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Edited by: NeoTheo on 03/07/2009 10:44:54 Edited by: NeoTheo on 03/07/2009 10:30:19 Edited by: NeoTheo on 03/07/2009 10:17:03
its ok mittens, smartbombing macros is fun - we finally agree on something? ;) but please dont forget the little miners ;)
love this article, its great. and btw, its not 100% needed to use a BS. a prophecy/highDPS/BC is more than capable of killing a hulk. Just. Even with concord (having said that they have changed cc recently as far as i know).
/hugs
Dark Materials |

Kyrghiz
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Posted - 2009.07.03 10:45:00 -
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Originally by: Saxton Hale Edited by: Saxton Hale on 03/07/2009 08:01:31
Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have no idea what they mean, actually go join the taliban and other islamic extremist and fight with your "mujahideen" brothers? I hate the fact that you guys throw that **** around when there are real people fighting and DYING in a real Jihad. I wish CCP would do something about this.
I know I wouldnt be able to go around and start a "final solution" or a "holocaust" so why should you? But whatever...when I think of goons all I see is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
Peace out dorks.
Yet I doubt you'd object to it being called a "Crusade", with cries of "God wills it!"...
No he won't since as the guy pointed out, there are poeple who experiend these events but i somehow doubt there are many people on this earth who patricipated one of the crusades and are still alive.
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Shan Dollean
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.03 10:53:00 -
[64]
More Goons in Empire?
Cool.
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Saxton Hale
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Posted - 2009.07.03 10:54:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Kyrghiz
Originally by: Saxton Hale Edited by: Saxton Hale on 03/07/2009 08:01:31
Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have no idea what they mean, actually go join the taliban and other islamic extremist and fight with your "mujahideen" brothers? I hate the fact that you guys throw that **** around when there are real people fighting and DYING in a real Jihad. I wish CCP would do something about this.
I know I wouldnt be able to go around and start a "final solution" or a "holocaust" so why should you? But whatever...when I think of goons all I see is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
Peace out dorks.
Yet I doubt you'd object to it being called a "Crusade", with cries of "God wills it!"...
No he won't since as the guy pointed out, there are poeple who experiend these events but i somehow doubt there are many people on this earth who patricipated one of the crusades and are still alive.
Well now, Bush is on record as referring to his "war on terror" as a Crusade :P
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The Interloper
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Posted - 2009.07.03 11:29:00 -
[66]
Make an alt. Warp him into your mining belt after making a SS in system. Have him shoot cans, police arrive. You now have police protection.
Each time you go mining get your little alt char out and do the same thing.
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Stegas Tyrano
Gallente GREY COUNCIL THE R0NIN
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Posted - 2009.07.03 11:41:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Saxton Hale Edited by: Saxton Hale on 03/07/2009 08:01:31
Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have n ... Peace out dorks.
Yet I doubt you'd object to it being called a "Crusade", with cries of "God wills it!"...
Jihad means Struggle and "allah akbar" means God is Great.
You guys need to stop watching Fox News .
Shouldn't losing your ship to CONCORD void your ships insurance?
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Holy Lowlander
Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.03 12:07:00 -
[68]
Quote:
Shouldn't losing your ship to CONCORD void your ships insurance?
nah you should get a free donut along with your payout tbh. _______________ Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Saxton Hale
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Posted - 2009.07.03 12:12:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Stegas Tyrano
Originally by: Saxton Hale Edited by: Saxton Hale on 03/07/2009 08:01:31
Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have n ... Peace out dorks.
Yet I doubt you'd object to it being called a "Crusade", with cries of "God wills it!"...
Jihad means Struggle and "allah akbar" means God is Great.
You guys need to stop watching Fox News .
I'm well aware of that, but it's obvious which meaning of jihad the Goons were talking about, so shouldn't you be trying to educate them?
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Raukho
Evoke. Ev0ke
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Posted - 2009.07.03 12:45:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Saxton Hale I'm well aware of that, but it's obvious which meaning of jihad the Goons were talking about, so shouldn't you be trying to educate them?

good luck
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Steinman
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Posted - 2009.07.03 13:04:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Qarthy
LMAO
All you need to do is tank the hulk and watch the Goons die. Seen it done so many times and the loot you get from them is more then worth the effort.
^^ This
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Karo Tsakkatoa
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Posted - 2009.07.03 13:28:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Karo Tsakkatoa
Quote: But because Empire is where the bulk of CCP's subscription money comes from, the howls of wounded carebears provoked a patch to drastically limit the scale of corporate war. Empire was safe once more - until the coming of Jihad.
So from that can we conclude Goonswarms ultimate goal is to take down CCP?
I'll take the goons unwillingness to answer this in public as a confirmation. ____________________
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La Muerte
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2009.07.03 13:58:00 -
[73]
Edited by: La Muerte on 03/07/2009 13:59:54 Thanx to The Mittani and Jihadswarm for this information , I will most definitely try this out... 'Roid Suckers Beware!!! 
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shortspecialbus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.03 14:08:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Karo Tsakkatoa
Originally by: Karo Tsakkatoa
Quote: But because Empire is where the bulk of CCP's subscription money comes from, the howls of wounded carebears provoked a patch to drastically limit the scale of corporate war. Empire was safe once more - until the coming of Jihad.
So from that can we conclude Goonswarms ultimate goal is to take down CCP?
I'll take the goons unwillingness to answer this in public as a confirmation.
k
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Jones Bones
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.07.03 14:17:00 -
[75]
Gank fit dessies does the trick. And getting Concord in the belt doesn't save you. There's a delay before they start locking and neuting/shooting the ebil piwates. During that time a group of gank dessies and waste a Hulk. =================== Go Bucks! |

Jimmy Duce
Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.03 14:28:00 -
[76]
Originally by: The Mittani empire hasn't suffered from nearly enough chaos and misery, since the great war only affected that population willing and daring enough to visit 0.0. that means something like 80% of you missed out on the delights
to help spread the love, i've penned a lil column not only telling the history of the jihad and it's prophet (karttoon, the sheik) but including a handy how-to guide to get everyone started in the joyful process of utterly ruining empire for law abiding citizens, especially those who stay 'immune' to wardecs by remaining in npc corps
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/70716
as of right now there's supposed to be 'bullet points' on the last section which is the guide, but apparently this didn't work with TTH's formatting so just imagine the bullet points until we get that fixed~
mY HEORE AND SOON TO BE MEATSHIEPD IN c&p i WIN EVE \0/
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Insa Rexion
Minmatar Ray of Matar Assembly
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Posted - 2009.07.03 14:42:00 -
[77]
Edited by: Insa Rexion on 03/07/2009 14:42:36
Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have no idea what they mean, actually go join the taliban and other islamic extremist and fight with your "mujahideen" brothers? I hate the fact that you guys throw that **** around when there are real people fighting and DYING in a real Jihad. I wish CCP would do something about this.
I know I wouldnt be able to go around and start a "final solution" or a "holocaust" so why should you? But whatever...when I think of goons all I see is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
Peace out dorks.
Oh no you didn't....
ahem ..*godwin*...ahem well mannered a**h***
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Jimmy Duce
Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.03 14:43:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Shan Dollean More Goons in Empire?
Cool.
tHEY aLREADY hAZ EVACUALTD tO jITA i GOT ts TO SKENFEP IT
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.03 17:26:00 -
[79]
oh man they moved the thread
oh well i guess this means our victims will have less warning vOv
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.07.03 18:25:00 -
[80]
Just fit a buffer tank like this and you should be fine as a miner:
[Hulk, Max Buffer **** Year] Damage Control II Thukker Micro Auxiliary Power Core
Thukker Medium Shield Extender Estamel's Modified Invulnerability Field Estamel's Modified Invulnerability Field Estamel's Modified Invulnerability Field
Strip Miner I Strip Miner I Strip Miner I
Core Defence Field Extender II Core Defence Field Extender II
-------- Ideas for: Mining
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Mars Ageis
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Posted - 2009.07.03 18:56:00 -
[81]
Originally by: The Mittani
if i cannot harvest tears from band of brothers any longer (because we utterly ruined them lawwwwwwl) empire tears will have to do!
Aren't Empire tears and BoB/Kenny tears the same thing now?
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Cang Zar
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Posted - 2009.07.03 19:04:00 -
[82]
Hey Mittani,
I've enjoyed the solar spymaster stuff on tenton very much, thanks for some good reads :)
I'm not sure if it's possible to have a serious discussion anywhere on eve-o (and especially in the c&p forum), but I'm wondering if you think the (relative) ease of suicide ganking in high-sec empire - especially if you are two or more people - is a good thing? and/or as intended?
I've never mined myself (other than some minor can-flipping, but I dont think that counts!), but I'm sorta learning towards it being too easy and i dont really think it has a positive effect on the game, as a whole.. I mean alot of people play this game just to do high-sec stuff and have fun there. I think we need them, and they should be allowed to do their stuff.
Otoh I'm a firm believer in people not being safe afk'ing away in empire (and I'm completely onboard with larger fleets suicide ganking freighters), so I'm kinda torn on the issue.
Anyway, nice read.
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Mystical Dawn
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Posted - 2009.07.03 19:13:00 -
[83]
Originally by: The Mittani empire hasn't suffered from nearly enough chaos and misery, since the great war only affected that population willing and daring enough to visit 0.0. that means something like 80% of you missed out on the delights
to help spread the love, i've penned a lil column not only telling the history of the jihad and it's prophet (karttoon, the sheik) but including a handy how-to guide to get everyone started in the joyful process of utterly ruining empire for law abiding citizens, especially those who stay 'immune' to wardecs by remaining in npc corps
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/70716
as of right now there's supposed to be 'bullet points' on the last section which is the guide, but apparently this didn't work with TTH's formatting so just imagine the bullet points until we get that fixed~
Just what we expected. Goons don't have balls to do anything by themselves.
They never could achieve anything in south without RA. They never could achieve anything by themselves against BoB. Most of the fight was done by NC, and Goons just took the 'glory'.
Goons haven't ever really had a fight, against anyone.
But the funny thing is that Goons are gone before this year ends.
The Mittani, you are absolutely horrible and you deserve no respect. As no goonswarm deserves. Nothing but forum spammers, and griefers.
Even Privateers gets more respect than you do.
Goons is the worst alliance in EVEs history pvp wise.
And The Mittani is the worst leader there is, just a poor old junkie.
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.07.03 19:23:00 -
[84]
I hear alts are all the rage in CAOD C&P
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Jimmy Duce
Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.03 19:39:00 -
[85]
Originally by: The Mittani oh man they moved the thread
oh well i guess this means our victims will have less warning vOv
Confirming that I understand, so Saturday 3:01 rancer?
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lunar'cee
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.07.03 20:12:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Jimmy Duce
Originally by: The Mittani oh man they moved the thread
oh well i guess this means our victims will have less warning vOv
Confirming that I understand, so Saturday 3:01 rancer?
do you honestly think CCP is gonna let you clowns camp high sec like you used to do you do know that "the carebears" pay to play has well right? and you truly are foolish if you think bob/kenny is gone for good. never know sombody might sneek up and take delve while your off greifing noobs in high sec.. oh and jimmy i'd petition to get that O and H back in your name it is so fitting..... and i think SPLATT should be renamed dribble.......... see you soon .....     TRAMPLE THE WEAK ...... HURDLE THE DEAD.... |

Jack Gates
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.03 22:14:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Mystical Dawn
Originally by: The Mittani empire hasn't suffered from nearly enough chaos and misery, since the great war only affected that population willing and daring enough to visit 0.0. that means something like 80% of you missed out on the delights
to help spread the love, i've penned a lil column not only telling the history of the jihad and it's prophet (karttoon, the sheik) but including a handy how-to guide to get everyone started in the joyful process of utterly ruining empire for law abiding citizens, especially those who stay 'immune' to wardecs by remaining in npc corps
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/70716
as of right now there's supposed to be 'bullet points' on the last section which is the guide, but apparently this didn't work with TTH's formatting so just imagine the bullet points until we get that fixed~
Just what we expected. Goons don't have balls to do anything by themselves.
They never could achieve anything in south without RA. They never could achieve anything by themselves against BoB. Most of the fight was done by NC, and Goons just took the 'glory'.
Goons haven't ever really had a fight, against anyone.
But the funny thing is that Goons are gone before this year ends.
The Mittani, you are absolutely horrible and you deserve no respect. As no goonswarm deserves. Nothing but forum spammers, and griefers.
Even Privateers gets more respect than you do.
Goons is the worst alliance in EVEs history pvp wise.
And The Mittani is the worst leader there is, just a poor old junkie.
look at all that anger
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Jack Gates
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.03 22:15:00 -
[88]
What did we do to ruin your day? Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? :(
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namelesses
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Posted - 2009.07.04 02:56:00 -
[89]
Originally by: The Mittani empire hasn't suffered from nearly enough chaos and misery, since the great war only affected that population willing and daring enough to visit 0.0. that means something like 80% of you missed out on the delights
to help spread the love, i've penned a lil column not only telling the history of the jihad and it's prophet (karttoon, the sheik) but including a handy how-to guide to get everyone started in the joyful process of utterly ruining empire for law abiding citizens, especially those who stay 'immune' to wardecs by remaining in npc corps
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/70716
as of right now there's supposed to be 'bullet points' on the last section which is the guide, but apparently this didn't work with TTH's formatting so just imagine the bullet points until we get that fixed~
I cant remeber a great war all i remeber is BoB spanking goons.I reckon u couldnt of took delve in a fair fight.p.s im counting the days when your killswitch is pressed not long now
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Xenon Barinade
Caldari Helix Protocol
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Posted - 2009.07.04 08:08:00 -
[90]
Originally by: The Mittani empire hasn't suffered from nearly enough chaos and misery, since the great war only affected that population willing and daring enough to visit 0.0. that means something like 80% of you missed out on the delights
to help spread the love, i've penned a lil column not only telling the history of the jihad and it's prophet (karttoon, the sheik) but including a handy how-to guide to get everyone started in the joyful process of utterly ruining empire for law abiding citizens, especially those who stay 'immune' to wardecs by remaining in npc corps
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/70716
as of right now there's supposed to be 'bullet points' on the last section which is the guide, but apparently this didn't work with TTH's formatting so just imagine the bullet points until we get that fixed~
Well tbh you actually had 70% of EvE fighting for you since you know you are useless, so once again your stats and alliance are useless.
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Quaristice
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Posted - 2009.07.04 12:45:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Saxton Hale
Originally by: Stegas Tyrano
Originally by: Saxton Hale Edited by: Saxton Hale on 03/07/2009 08:01:31
Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have n ... Peace out dorks.
Yet I doubt you'd object to it being called a "Crusade", with cries of "God wills it!"...
Jihad means Struggle and "allah akbar" means God is Great.
You guys need to stop watching Fox News .
I'm well aware of that, but it's obvious which meaning of jihad the Goons were talking about, so shouldn't you be trying to educate them?
Sorry I dont watch Fox News and their republican dribble...nice try though. And what Sexton said...
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.07.04 12:53:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Karo Tsakkatoa
Originally by: Karo Tsakkatoa
Quote: But because Empire is where the bulk of CCP's subscription money comes from, the howls of wounded carebears provoked a patch to drastically limit the scale of corporate war. Empire was safe once more - until the coming of Jihad.
So from that can we conclude Goonswarms ultimate goal is to take down CCP?
I'll take the goons unwillingness to answer this in public as a confirmation.
Thread delivers.
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.04 19:51:00 -
[93]
This post would've been alot better if it wasn't linked to whatevermajingy. Doesn't matter that TTH is well known: it's still just a glorified cross-post and chestbeat. 
Next time just poast the guide straight into these forums and have it over with. This was just "look at me look at me I poasted I r poasteeeeded!". Boring.
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Chomapuraku
Caldari Templar Republic
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Posted - 2009.07.04 20:49:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Abrazzar Just fit a buffer tank like this and you should be fine as a miner:
[Hulk, Max Buffer **** Year] Damage Control II Thukker Micro Auxiliary Power Core
Thukker Medium Shield Extender Estamel's Modified Invulnerability Field Estamel's Modified Invulnerability Field Estamel's Modified Invulnerability Field
Strip Miner I Strip Miner I Strip Miner I
Core Defence Field Extender II Core Defence Field Extender II
confirming that i would suicide that hulk with 4 corpies in faction-fitted golems
Originally by: Misanth Being nice doesn't pay off, you should stop listening to the right shoulder parrot. The left one is usually right.
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Trioxi
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Posted - 2009.07.04 20:51:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Trioxi on 04/07/2009 20:51:53 Confirming that I would ninja that loot from under your nose. 
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Panzram
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.05 13:33:00 -
[96]
how does this forum have more crybabies then General Discussion?
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.07.05 13:39:00 -
[97]
Edited by: RedSplat on 05/07/2009 13:39:30
Originally by: Panzram how does this forum have more crybabies then General Discussion?
We like to link C&P threads to people that get 'sploded. Then they come here and whine and QQ and we laugh at them.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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RonPaul Rox
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Posted - 2009.07.06 23:35:00 -
[98]
If you are a miner near Tintoh, read this...
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1114185
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.07 00:22:00 -
[99]
Originally by: namelesses I reckon u couldnt of took delve in a fair fight.
In this thread: morons that truly believe there's such thing as a 'fair fight'. ♥
Wreck Disposal Services |

Susung
Alt Anti-defamation League
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Posted - 2009.07.07 00:39:00 -
[100]
It would truly improve my opinion of the goons to see them in empire more causing mayhem. Not just pumping their somewhat embarrasing EPEEN's on caod.
"Oy Mitty yup its big, all the bees say its the biggest eva"
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2009.07.07 01:48:00 -
[101]
Edited by: Htrag on 07/07/2009 01:48:09
Originally by: Jones Bones Gank fit dessies does the trick. And getting Concord in the belt doesn't save you. There's a delay before they start locking and neuting/shooting the ebil piwates. During that time a group of gank dessies and waste a Hulk.
Bingo. Not really sure how much suicide ganking of hulks the OP has actually done, but recommending using BS in the guide seems inefficient. You also dont need to bother with a scram as the alpha of 3-4 catalysts will kill it before it can even warp. You can even kill a mackinaw with a single catalyst. If you would like to see a demo of the approach used by pros... check this vid.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.07.07 09:56:00 -
[102]
Mittens would have you believe that he's griefing the empire hisec miner crowd, but that's far from the actual truth. Like most of Mittens' plans, it has many layers, like an onion. Also like an onion, it tasted funny and generates a lot of tears. Furthermore, it grows under the ground and tastes really good when dipped in batter and fried. But I digress.
You see, while griefing the miners is a nice tertiary benefit, the primary target of this griefing is the c&p/privateers crowd. By publicizing it and getting everyone to jump on the bandwagon, it rapidly accelerates the inevitable and crippling hisec ganking nerf. Soon, CCP will nerf hisec ganking into innefectuality, thereby making hisec a safe haven for his mining habit. He will then have nothing to fear from the fearsome hisec alliance, kenzoku. And you thought Mittens was an evil SOB before reading my post, which illuminates THE TRUTH. I suppose after this he'll go eat some really cute baby seals or some ****, but tbh after atrocities of this magnitude mere baby seal eating pales in comparison.
You heard it here first. :tinfoil:
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RedSplat
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.07.07 10:19:00 -
[103]
Edited by: RedSplat on 07/07/2009 10:20:28
Originally by: Kushan You see, while griefing the miners is a nice tertiary benefit, the primary target of this griefing is the c&p/privateers crowd. By publicizing it and getting everyone to jump on the bandwagon, it rapidly accelerates the inevitable and crippling hisec ganking nerf. Soon, CCP will nerf hisec ganking into innefectuality, thereby making hisec a safe haven for his mining habit. He will then have nothing to fear from the fearsome hisec alliance, kenzoku. And you thought Mittens was an evil SOB before reading my post, which illuminates THE TRUTH. I suppose after this he'll go eat some really cute baby seals or some ****, but tbh after atrocities of this magnitude mere baby seal eating pales in comparison.
And i would have pulled it off if it wasnt for those meddlin goons!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(Also, Mittens doesnt know **** about suicide ganking)
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Daviclond
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.09 21:04:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Quaristice Why dont you dorks, who throw "jihad", "allah akbar" and "mujahideen" around like you have no idea what they mean, actually go join the taliban and other islamic extremist and fight with your "mujahideen" brothers? I hate the fact that you guys throw that **** around when there are real people fighting and DYING in a real Jihad. I wish CCP would do something about this.
I know I wouldnt be able to go around and start a "final solution" or a "holocaust" so why should you? But whatever...when I think of goons all I see is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
Peace out dorks.
we already launched operation final solution but D2 was able to break the XZH gatecamp and pop all the bubbles, it all fell apart after that
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