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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:11:00 -
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Day 6. Or, EMP Industries rides again.
The day starts out rather badly...as I grab the Imicus of DOOM (tm) and promptly get it blown up in lowsec. (I'd have probably gotten the manticore if it hadn't been for the Arazu, (Arazu tanking gate guns...too bad the gate guns didn't pick on his drones...Cause otherwise his rails were missing *grumblemutter*)) Oh well. But now..I've got killrights! YAY!
So I head back out...grab an incursus...(goes faster...might be able to get that manticore) when I notice on d-scan that arazu is still around..and start to foment an idea. I can kill an arazu...really I can. They're not exactly powerhouses. And I head off towards Stacmon where...I have one of those vexors sitting there mostly fit. Just a tweak or two needed. When Mzr shows up on the way. Says he's gonna be on the Stacmon gate in Aidart and if I have balls left I should shoot him there.
Plan slightly changed, no change to the fit I was going to use but hey. A slightly slow refit and bio break later...No Mzr on a gate. Oh well, back to the original plan. Head to the loop and go and find that arazu.. He doesn't make it difficult on me as he shows up on a gate with me (thank goodness) and locks me up while at really...really close range (Not a good idea for an arazu...at all) So I lay into him, and thankfully he lays right back. (Maybe hoping that I'd gone and done something stupid, engaging in a vexor while on a gate... killrights are a wonderful thing)
I'll give him one thing..that was a much tougher arazu than I was expecting. Tough enough that a Demios showed up mid fight and starts laying into me...Against the gate guns. Right. (They don't call them die-mosts for nothin) The arazu pops and I wheel around for the demios...its not looking too healthy with the gate guns and I'm hurting rather badly.. half armor. The drones have already decided that the die most looks tasty, so lay on the scram, a web, the guns, and pray.
This time the gate guns decide that his drones look tasty and aren't shooting at him. So again, its taking a while. But eventually scotty's cousins, Daryl and Daryl, decide that the diemost looks tasty enough to shoot at and he goes down. Right, local's starting to cruise up. Something else battlecruiser sized or bigger is shooting at me..and Mzr's just showed up at the gate. Time to bail. Hit one of my random bookmarks and...wtf? There aren't even that many in local..what's with all the red ships? (DOH! THAT'S NO MOON!) Managed to warp to one of my old bookmarks to one of S9's POSES. Punch the GTFO button again as Mzr asks me to rep up and fight him. (Not actually having a rep on board would make that difficult) So I get out...leaving the lowsec and getting into Stacmon again.
It's 3am...I had a good day...and Mzr's outside asking for a fight. Know what? I'm sure it will **** him off quite badly if I decide I've had enough for the night...so you know what...its bedtime.
Tell Mzr that he's not going to be dictating any more engagements. And log. Lets see if that got his panties in a twist..Oh look! It worked :)
Good fight to the mystical knighs and EMP Industries. Neither of whose boats were actually fail fit. And *pout* at not being close enough to the arazu wreck to get the drops. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:31:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon
Originally by: Lady Spank
Generally I just tire of chest beating nonsense. Far too much SRS BSNS.
What about chest beating nonsense for the sake of being nonsensical?
That is absolutely fine.
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Schani Kratnorr
x13
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:34:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Tiny Tove (snippetysnip)
Hehe Tiny Tove. I get it
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:36:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Gregor Vernof
Originally by: Xenophanes Colophon I love how the guy with the stark white avatar posted this.
Yes because a in-game pixalization that looks like a vampire with a hang-over is an accurate representation of my real self. In fact I'm sure that since I love to blow up other player's pixal spaceships and laughs at their pathetic whines and pleas for mercy I must be a misguided ADD/AHD 14 year old who lives in my Mother's basement...
... glad to see the emo-angst crowd is keeping up with us bad people....
I thought it was above the garage. Also, you are taking my post way too seriously. The stark white avatar just added to the lol factor.
Seems you're right about the emo-angsty crowd, but as to who it is... Well I'm not the one with the vampy avatar.
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Gregor Vernof
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.14 13:59:00 -
[125]
Oh noes... caught out, I'm actually 40 years old and live above my Mother's garage... however the hole in the roof does allow me to get plenty of sunshine while playing EVE (plus I look really cool sitting here in my tighty whiteys and mirrored sun glasses).
*** ... never let a good story die, click the... er, well damn the threads disappeared... the linkys don't work.... Ah well nevermind....
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Zaphod Beeblebrox42
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Posted - 2009.07.14 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: Gregor Vernof Oh noes... caught out, I'm actually 40 years old and live above my Mother's garage... however the hole in the roof does allow me to get plenty of sunshine while playing EVE (plus I look really cool sitting here in my tighty whiteys and mirrored sun glasses).
Oh god, that is a horrible mental image. Makes me wish I drank just so I could forget this. I do have alot of dilaudid for my totally jacked up shoulders though, maybe that'll do the trick.... And before someone tries to make some violation of forum rules claim, it's all prescribed to me legally and with a definitive legitimate reason, so hah! __________________ Look, a forum alt! |
Gregor Vernof
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.14 14:23:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Zaphod Beeblebrox42 Oh god, that is a horrible mental image.
Did I forget to mention that I come with full body hair, pot belly, and man-boobs?
*** ... never let a good story die, click the... er, well damn the threads disappeared... the linkys don't work.... Ah well nevermind....
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.14 15:24:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Mzr
Quote: I like how you QQ on your own killboard about things that you didn't get to poast.
What? They're all posted. If we miss something, API's catching up.
No Mzr.. She's referring to how you QQ (cry, give tears, whine, etc.. Common vernacular now a days or so I'm told) on your own killboard about things that you didn't get to kill/say/do. Not about kills or deaths that don't show up on your fine killboard. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.14 20:39:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Voodoo Viper But hei you lost everything else.. even straight 1v1s, why don't you write a lot about that?
I do happen to mention that I get blown up. Tends to happen. Although your assertion that I've lost *every* 1 on 1 is wrong... I did manage to kill an incursus with a merlin in there somewhere. (And survive the Megathron that was dropped on my head at the end there. So I guess by strict definition it wasn't a 1 on 1.) But let's not let minor oversights ruin the story.
Well, okay, its not a very good story right now...not enough explosions, Mzr's not losing his mind in local enough to make it very lol-worthy. Nobody's fit their ship on the silly side of things yet. (Okay, the fitting that got me out of the arazu/demios dance was pretty damn silly..but it worked) The iteron of doom hasn't made an appearance. I'm giving this thread 0.5 epics out of 5. aka..barely worth a post..
In other news, popcorn paraphernalia sales are going back up thanks to the Laconian Syndicate vs Negative Ten kerfuffle a few threads over. Talk to your local IEEE agent for official IEEE branded popcorn enjoyment paraphernalia! (Maybe there's more lulz now over there...) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.16 15:59:00 -
[130]
Quote: Too bad your helios docked in 10% structure. One more volley and you would've poped.
It's hardly whining, just stating fact. 9 out of 10 cases you'd die. And it's quite funny how you try to turn your own stupidity into something worth posting. After all you undocked your helios from a station with a really bad undocking point; knowing that a WT was camping it.
And because of that type of post your ass is in a sling. You can't leave it at a battle report.. no. You have to trash people and run your mouth.
`Nice setup on that POS by the way...couldn't get anyone to wander by to try and pop that NYX out of the middle of it.` You must be on some kind of crack to even think you could do something. I'm pretty sure you don't understand the difference between doing stuff and fantasizing about doing stuff.
Generally what you do is write some lies (novel style), die, then come back to write some more lies. You've got a talent at writing and twisting, I'll give you that, other than that you're just a sad panda in space.
The arazu and deimos kills are the only things worth mentioning, I'm looking forward to see you achieve something like that again. Hardly doable because you never undock and when you do your biggest ship commited in battle is a vexor/rax. Or are we counting the WCS domi too?
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Ohh Yeah
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Posted - 2009.07.16 16:48:00 -
[131]
MZR, you're still posting well after you said you were going to stop. I think it's time that you shut up and admit that you're hurting on the inside.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.16 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Mzr *snip* And because of that type of post your ass is in a sling. You can't leave it at a battle report.. no. You have to trash people and run your mouth.
Trash? I'm rather unfailingly polite and respectful for the most part Mzr. Even when I was bailing on S9, did I make off with the wallet? Any of the blueprints? Take down the poses? Nope, dropped roles and bid my adieu.
Why? Because I'm a pretty nice guy really. You might notice that ThCEO never actually apologized on the forums. More or less because it started to feel like I was kicking a puppy near the end. I got a decent story out of the whole thing, many lulz were had by the peanut gallery. And thanks to Chribba and eve-search, its still readable out there. (Shameless plug for Chribba...donate to his server upgrade here because I know I use the service, and you probably do too...now back to our regularly scheduled post)
Originally by: "Mzr"
`Nice setup on that POS by the way...couldn't get anyone to wander by to try and pop that NYX out of the middle of it.` You must be on some kind of crack to even think you could do something. I'm pretty sure you don't understand the difference between doing stuff and fantasizing about doing stuff.
This little blurb needs some explaining for the audience. So there I was in Amoen, part of the loop. There's a Nyx parked at one of the moons there in a POS. The POS is rather well defended, and while I *****d the position of the pos out to a few people, nobody was interested in pulling a fleet together along with a Nyx pilot. And logged in the system was a pilot from their corp, old enough to be the mom's pilot, and 'Cynoetta' (obvious cyno alt is obvious?). So I try to strike up a convo with said pilot...and the cyno alt is responding.
So, either you're the cyno alt, or the pilot from the corp who owns that Nyx. (Or they're friends of yours, maybe renting the moon?) I'm going to assume for the sake of argument that its one of your alts, or one of the alts of one of the accounts I know you've got access to. (Given the short conversation of the cyno alt, not mentioning the forum thread and offering help...I'm gonna assume that it was you as the cyno alt, again, purely for argument's sake) Or I suppose it could have been V0ny, or were you piloting him around that morning?
Now, assuming all that conjecture is correct. Why in the world advertise it on the forums? Even if its not correct I now know that you've either got connections with [CAKED] (the owners of the Nyx and POS) or you chose to try and bait me with a lame trap using the cyno alt. (I'm sure the truth is somewhere in the middle)
Originally by: "Mzr"
The arazu and deimos kills are the only things worth mentioning, I'm looking forward to see you achieve something like that again. Hardly doable because you never undock and when you do your biggest ship commited in battle is a vexor/rax. Or are we counting the WCS domi too?
I'm not really counting, how about you? I think you're playing 'Internet Spaceships Are Serious Business' and I'm just playing 'Internet Spaceships' and having fun. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.07.16 18:16:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne 'Internet Spaceships Are Serious Business'
But I thought they were....
Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke!
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.16 20:40:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Davinel Lulinvega
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne 'Internet Spaceships Are Serious Business'
But I thought they were....
The only serious business right now is the lack of sales of popcorn paraphernalia. But folks seem to be digging the Katie Door Memorial Coin so that's making up for it. (Available for 1.2 billion isk from this IEEE agent. Send isk to Zedrik Cayne with 'Katie Door Coin' as the reason and I will deliver it to you!) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.17 20:13:00 -
[135]
Day 7: Old friends, new war.
As I've said before, and will say again...1v1's are a sucker game mostly. The only way to win is to not play. Sure it hurts some people's sense of e-bushido, but typically the person offering the 1v1 is pretty sure they've got a decent advantage over the challenged party. (Or, that they're bored out of their gourd and are looking for a fight in a somewhat disposable ship)
While on the move I run into an old friend. We were in the same corp years ago and have kept friendly. And he's spoiling for a fight. Says he's gonna bring his assault frigate by. So, might as well buy and fit something for it.
Its one of the special disposable fits I used to hand out to some of the Suddenly Ninjas guys if they needed something quick'n'dirty to survive tackling a mission runner with. Crap T1 fit across the board with whatever rat loot I'd failed to reprocess from various ninja-salvage-loot operations for those who don't have the skills yet to fit T2 anything, or use medium scout drones (Or even control five if they could). And of course, lots of grid and cpu left over because new characters now a days start with really...really...junk fitting skills. I actually manage to find most everything to fit it with in an old hangar. Wonder what ships they got blown up off of. (The system in question is a rookie starter system, so it was probably someone's incursus, rifter, or punisher) Even had the monster plate available.
So I arrive, and my friend politely declines to shoot at the thorax. Which is fine, probably would have done the same in his shoes. But he does bring an Omen by to play \o/.
I've had canonically bad luck vs Omens. Even had a domi blown up by one (Hi Zero!) (Remember kids...don't forget to put cap boosters in the hold before going out and sitting under the gate guns. This has been a public service announcement by me for the folks who manufacture cap booster 800's)
At any rate...so we have a short fight outside the newbie station, to ooohs and ahhs from the velator pilots watching. Pretty lazors lighting up the sky. Drones go flying, armor melts. My friend's omen pops...good fights are shared in local as well as banter about who was fitting what.
The next morning. Waking up and shaking off the sleepies, a locator agent finds me Mzr in Intaki... Hm..not a usual location, let's go haring off that direction. And hm check the surrounding systems...in Brarel there's Mzr in a probe, and someone from Session9..one of the hauler alts if memory serves. Now what are they doing there? Possibly time for a visit from a covops later. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Vars Shaylo
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.07.18 02:36:00 -
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My alt has seen you several times in the Verge Vendor/Placid region very late at night in the USTZ. Are you hiding? You write very well, why hide? Come right out and fight like hell, man. To be honest, MZR seems like good old crusty dude, fun to work for. What's your beef with him anyway? Just sayin'...
We like your threads and all...
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Gregor Vernof
Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.07.18 10:09:00 -
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Originally by: Vars Shaylo My alt has seen you several times in the Verge Vendor/Placid region very late at night in the USTZ. Are you hiding? You write very well, why hide? Come right out and fight like hell, man. To be honest, MZR seems like good old crusty dude, fun to work for. What's your beef with him anyway? Just sayin'...
We like your threads and all...
Posted on wrong character?
*** ... never let a good story die, click the... er, well damn the threads disappeared... the linkys don't work.... Ah well nevermind....
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Angela Goethrella
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Posted - 2009.07.18 16:08:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Vars Shaylo My alt has seen you several times in the Verge Vendor/Placid region very late at night in the USTZ. Are you hiding? You write very well, why hide? Come right out and fight like hell, man. To be honest, MZR seems like good old crusty dude, fun to work for. What's your beef with him anyway? Just sayin'...
We like your threads and all...
The beef's not actually mine. Its his war. And I'll prosecute the war as I please. (Well..I'll try to prosecute the war as I please.. Its been working out pretty well so far)
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.18 16:09:00 -
[139]
^^ Dangit...wrong character...reminder to self.. double check. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.19 13:27:00 -
[140]
Day 9...Let's not get ****y.
So I went back to the loop today, was ratting, visiting..hopping through a gatecamp I decide to hit one of the stations in Ruerrotta. After docking up for a bit, there's one guy sitting outside in a harbinger... Okay, let's give this a spin. I'd been ninja-looting a gatecamp in ostingele earlier, and was being pretty confident at the Merlin's survivability.
So he shoots me under gate guns. Okay, let's peek at his armor... Tough little nugget but its not keeping up with the gate guns. He's not even hitting me even with a web on...so I'm waiting...
Then a brutix undocks..this might odd and I start to try and get an orbit around to be missed by both when, doing a decent job of it, everyone's missing. Paying too much attention to direction and not enough attention to how fast I'm going...
From full shields to exploded...in six seconds....lesson learned...I'm not invincible. Especially not when dual webbed. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.20 04:25:00 -
[141]
Day 10. Right, remind me why I PVP when I've not selected the fight myself?
So, the day starts off bad, undocking into Mzr twice and engaging. And of course getting blown up. Twice. (Sure, the first one was a comedy exequeror fit...but hey...it got blowed up) Reminder to self..never let anyone goad you into a fight...friend or foe. Cause its a sucker bet unless you set it up yourself.
Should have realized that before the three other losses (including a pod). The thorax and pod loss were mainly due to stupidity.
1) Never PVP near your baby's bedtime..there was a plan but getting your ass up to deal with baby often throws a wrench into it. Also, you can get podded if you are changing a diaper.
2) Dock your ass up. You might be able to run back and forth (twice) from decloak to gate, but eventually they will get enough people on one side to kill you.
3) Remind yourself why you fundamentally are a one man operation, there's a reason for that. Folks will get frustrated as you are afk/back to keyboard/afk again. That doesn't happen if you just hang with folks.
So, losses for the day. 4 cruisers, one battle cruiser, and a pod. Wins for the day, none on me and I've been afk enough that I missed what the rest of the gang might have won/lost.
Morale: High....anger at baby...low (How can you get angry at that cute face?) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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species2143
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Posted - 2009.07.20 04:35:00 -
[142]
cool story bro.
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Mzr
Gallente Leverage Inc.
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Posted - 2009.07.21 10:05:00 -
[143]
We've blown you up 7 times in 24h and poded you. Idk what's with the RL excuses.. why would you even undock if you're needed somewhere else? At this point you probably need to find another Jita noob to torment (and write pages about how awesome you are), because this war is not going so great for you.
At any rate, I got what I wanted. Gf on those 1v1s, looking forward to see what you're gonna fit next.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.07.21 14:20:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Mzr Edited by: Mzr on 21/07/2009 13:21:04 We've blown you up 7 times in 24h and poded you. Idk what's with the RL excuses.. why would you even undock if you're needed somewhere else? At this point you probably want to find another Jita noob to torment (and write pages about how awesome you are), because this war is not going so good for you or your crew. IEEE dropped from 9 to 7, now 5 and half of them we never saw in space these weeks.
At any rate, I got what I wanted. Gf on those 1v1s, looking forward to see what you're gonna fit next.
Still not sure what you wanted in the first place. And if it only takes a few hundred mil worth of losses to for you to get what you wanted, then you're definitely a cheap date. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.07.21 15:51:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Still not sure what you wanted in the first place. And if it only takes a few hundred mil worth of losses to for you to get what you wanted, then you're definitely a cheap date.
Wardec is another way of saying "I want to play computer games with you".
He really seems to want to play computer games with you. I think he must like you very much. I can't imagine a sane reason coming out as to why you would continue to choose to play Eve with people you can't even stand.
I think it's all a smoke screen. He still loves you. And probably still loves that girl. Whoever she is banging now.
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Epona Thunderhoof
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Posted - 2009.07.21 18:44:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Mzr I have an attitude problem and a shriveled e-peen, too.
I like to play Eve, what's your problem bro?
Additionally, Zed is being one hell of a good sport about his losses et al. while playing the war game.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.07.21 19:07:00 -
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Zed doesn't care that he gets blown up, Mzr cares too much that he blows him up. ♥
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Taunting Yu
Gallente The NightClub
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Posted - 2009.07.21 19:10:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Still not sure what you wanted in the first place. And if it only takes a few hundred mil worth of losses to for you to get what you wanted, then you're definitely a cheap date.
Wardec is another way of saying "I want to play computer games with you".
He really seems to want to play computer games with you. I think he must like you very much. I can't imagine a sane reason coming out as to why you would continue to choose to play Eve with people you can't even stand.
I think it's all a smoke screen. He still loves you. And probably still loves that girl. Whoever she is banging now.
If this is really all over a woman, and it's the woman I think it is... well, let's just say there are probably more issues going on. I've no idea where Mzr is IRL, but if it's the woman I'm thinking, I know where in the world she lives, and so I doubt it involves consensual sex. (Good troll, good troll!! )
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Willy Pete
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.07.21 20:44:00 -
[149]
Mzr:
You might want to head to the site below and download:
http://ebooks.ebookmall.com/title/anger-management-for-dummies-gentry-phd-ebooks.htm
Zed:
Nice read. Gratz on the little one. Boy or girl? |
Angela Goethrella
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Posted - 2009.07.22 01:00:00 -
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Originally by: Willy Pete Mzr:
You might want to head to the site below and download:
http://ebooks.ebookmall.com/title/anger-management-for-dummies-gentry-phd-ebooks.htm
Zed:
Nice read. Gratz on the little one. Boy or girl?
Little Girl: here and here
New baby: Sometime in December. :)
So I'm kicking ass in the baby-creation department. (Well...okay..I've done my part successfully twice...the wife's in for the long haul.)
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