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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
984
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Posted - 2012.05.21 11:25:00 -
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from - http://www.eveskunk.com/?messageID=313011408
This alliance (Intergalactic Conservation Movement) is the most srs of srs bisnes
Quote:Alliance Communication Policy Update 1
From:Sir SmashAlot
Date:2012-05-16 16:43:00
Hi Everyone
I would like to thank all those individuals to responded whole heartedly to the new policy changes. The response was better than I would have ever expected. Today I will be printing off the letters and mailing them out.
Many individuals have voiced concern over vital information not reaching them in time. These are valid concerns and they must be addressed. Not being able to communicate in a prompt manor can be just as damaging as the communications not being secured.
Therefore I will be appointing regional directors based off centralized geography. There directors will be able to mail information must faster to members in their area then me. This is a highly trusted position and comes it great responsibility. To become a regional director you must be able to submit finger prints along with your confirmation letter. I will digitally store them. All communications between myself and the regional directors will be encrypted and authentication through a USB fingerprint scanner will be used to gain access to the security key to decrypt the message. This should cut down the response time greatly.
Make sure to get the confirmation letters to me no later than one month from today. Otherwise you will be kicked from the alliance.
Fly Profitably
Smash
submitting finger prints... really?
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
49
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Posted - 2012.05.21 11:32:00 -
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Internet spaceships is serious business.....
Wait.... did he say fingerprints???
Dude be crazy!
We Are Ushra'Khan!
We are coming for our people. |
Malak Dawnfire
27th Gallentean Fleet
72
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Posted - 2012.05.21 11:32:00 -
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I was told everybody had to take a urine test onto logging in EvE as a safety precaution, you never know when there might be spies. |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
558
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Posted - 2012.05.21 11:35:00 -
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To whom it may concern
I have enclosed my fingerprints with this letter. For the sake of security I have used methods to prevent them being easily intercepted. Using the correct application of powder and sticky tape you will be able to lift my fingerprints from the paper this letter is printed on.
You can also get my dental prints from the bottom edge of the paper, located close to the words 'BITE ME'.
Regards.
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
rofflesausage
State War Academy
Caldari State
26
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Posted - 2012.05.21 11:42:00 -
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Who? |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
984
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Posted - 2012.05.21 11:44:00 -
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stop askign questions and laugh at the fingerprints
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Captain Catchup
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.05.21 11:45:00 -
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 what would be the point, is the guy saying hes gonna hunt you down if you defect lolol. You stole my internet spaceship im calling the FBI.
seriously, thats probally the quickest way to kill an alliance. |
Benny Ohu
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
122
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Posted - 2012.05.21 11:50:00 -
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There's a semen joke in this somewhere, but I don't see it
Someone help me out |
witchking42
UNFRL Fleet Operations
CONSORTIUM UNIVERSALIS
15
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Posted - 2012.05.21 11:52:00 -
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I smell troll emails, knowing they are being read via Skunk!
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Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
525
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Posted - 2012.05.21 12:06:00 -
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Benny Ohu wrote:There's a semen joke in this somewhere, but I don't see it
Someone help me out
Of course you can't, but you will after you take a look at the fingerprint submissions under a black light. |
Benny Ohu
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
122
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Posted - 2012.05.21 12:11:00 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:Benny Ohu wrote:There's a semen joke in this somewhere, but I don't see it
Someone help me out Of course you can't, but you will after you take a look at the fingerprint submissions under a black light.
BAM! Right there! Let me shake you by the hand...
Or rather,  |
engjin
The Konvergent League
20
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Posted - 2012.05.21 13:46:00 -
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Eve Skunk just got trolled |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
319
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Posted - 2012.05.21 13:51:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:submitting finger prints... really?
Wow, I want to rob them now - just for the challenge of circumventing such a system. |
knulla
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2012.05.21 13:53:00 -
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Wow, first I'd like to point out that this is illegal in most western countries, I would also like to point out that you must be the dumbest ******* idiot in the world if you send someone your finger prints that you play a video game with.
Last I would like to point out that even with fingerprints, they can still scam, disband and spy on you unless you mean to tell me that the information you collected will be used against them in illegal retaliation in real life?
I would think it is a troll, but then again, they are just talking abut their directors and some people in EVE are dumb beyond belief. |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
1212
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Posted - 2012.05.21 13:58:00 -
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not sure if trolling or incredibly stupid...
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
Killer Gandry
V I R I I
Ineluctable.
460
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Posted - 2012.05.21 14:00:00 -
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Can't I just pee on a stick?
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knulla
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2012.05.21 14:10:00 -
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Killer Gandry wrote:Can't I just pee on a stick?
I can't wait for the DNA testing to start! |
Nyreanya
Astrum Research
Pina Colada Armada
35
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Posted - 2012.05.21 14:15:00 -
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You say idiot, I say roleplayer. This could be the first time a roleplayer made regular players look like idiots. |
knulla
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2012.05.21 14:19:00 -
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Nyreanya wrote:You say idiot, I say roleplayer. This could be the first time a roleplayer made regular players look like idiots.
Roleplayer asking for fingerprints by real mail? They need a better dungeon master. |
stoicfaux
1076
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Posted - 2012.05.21 14:22:00 -
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How long until the USB finger print reader is hacked and people figure out how to crack/spoof the generated key-hash?
edit: Also, Mythbusters did a bit on fingerprint readers. One of them was fooled by a photocopy of someone's fingerprint.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
565
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Posted - 2012.05.21 14:27:00 -
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Killer Gandry wrote:Can't I just pee on a stick?
I just did.
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
986
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Posted - 2012.05.21 14:30:00 -
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Serge Bastana wrote:Killer Gandry wrote:Can't I just pee on a stick?
I just did.
ARE YOU GOING TO BE A DADDY?
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Killer Gandry
V I R I I
Ineluctable.
460
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Posted - 2012.05.21 14:39:00 -
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Serge Bastana wrote:Killer Gandry wrote:Can't I just pee on a stick?
I just did.
Not your own stick. You daft lollypop.
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Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
123
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Posted - 2012.05.21 14:51:00 -
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First time I read through, I saw "finger paints". I thought HAMG I WANNA FINGERPAINT IN EVE
Would you like a kitten? |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
575
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Posted - 2012.05.21 18:52:00 -
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Killer Gandry wrote:Serge Bastana wrote:Killer Gandry wrote:Can't I just pee on a stick?
I just did. Not your own stick. You daft lollypop.
Oh man, you spoil all my fun 
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
575
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Posted - 2012.05.21 18:53:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:Serge Bastana wrote:Killer Gandry wrote:Can't I just pee on a stick?
I just did. ARE YOU GOING TO BE A DADDY?
Only if I'm paid enough
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Ziranda Hakuli
Relativity Holding Corp
AAA Citizens
53
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Posted - 2012.05.21 18:56:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:from - http://www.eveskunk.com/?messageID=313011408This alliance (Intergalactic Conservation Movement) is the most srs of srs bisnes Quote:Alliance Communication Policy Update 1
From:Sir SmashAlot
Date:2012-05-16 16:43:00
Hi Everyone
I would like to thank all those individuals to responded whole heartedly to the new policy changes. The response was better than I would have ever expected. Today I will be printing off the letters and mailing them out.
Many individuals have voiced concern over vital information not reaching them in time. These are valid concerns and they must be addressed. Not being able to communicate in a prompt manor can be just as damaging as the communications not being secured.
Therefore I will be appointing regional directors based off centralized geography. There directors will be able to mail information must faster to members in their area then me. This is a highly trusted position and comes it great responsibility. To become a regional director you must be able to submit finger prints along with your confirmation letter. I will digitally store them. All communications between myself and the regional directors will be encrypted and authentication through a USB fingerprint scanner will be used to gain access to the security key to decrypt the message. This should cut down the response time greatly.
Make sure to get the confirmation letters to me no later than one month from today. Otherwise you will be kicked from the alliance.
Fly Profitably
Smash submitting finger prints... really?
WOW!!!! LOL!!!
and here i thought others needed their head examined
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Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
568
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Posted - 2012.05.21 18:59:00 -
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I, too, like fast-wheeled stately homes. |
Tinnin Sylph
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
222
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Posted - 2012.05.21 19:01:00 -
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Our beloved Goonswarm directorate are know to collect semen samples from all members in trusted positions.
Not for security or anything. They just seem to enjoy it.
Heh. |
FeralShadow
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
121
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Posted - 2012.05.21 21:07:00 -
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Gorki Andropov wrote:I, too, like fast-wheeled stately homes.
I lol'd. People looked at me weird.
How the Eve Sandbox Works:https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=482176#post482176
"I do believe in karma. That means that whenever I do something sh**y to others, they somehow deserved it." |
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