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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.27 06:53:00 -
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Edited by: Morvyn on 27/07/2009 06:56:34 Backstory: There was a tower in Grispire (Placid) with 6 labs on it and nothing else, belonging to United Star Federation... So we reinforced it.
Came out of reinforced at about 10:30 EST. United Star Federation got together five guys in worthless ships - Claw, Viator, and so on - and called in 30 of their friends to help them "defend it". 
We skirmish a bit in battlecruisers and crap, they warp 5 carriers to the tower to rep it, just as it exits reinforced. They also decided that our 10 or 15-man battlecruiser was too much to take with a 30-man BS fleet, so they brought in 30 more buddies. Just before we killed all of them, local count hit something around 60 hostiles.
They had their entire support fleet on the Pelille gate, so we formed up our 25-man fleet, warped to the gate, and jumped. Decloaked, popped our cyno, dropped a SINGLE carrier on them, and started calling primaries.
TL;DR - We just accidentally their whole fleet. Killed 34 people, almost entirely in battleships (and including a Kronos! who warped to the gate mid-fight with no plates and T1 blasters fit...). Losses? A single Hyperion, which only died because the broadcast for armor didn't get picked up.
Killboard -> http://bdeal.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=3807582 (If CCP nerfs the link, the killboard is availible in my corp's description in-game.)
Made a nice little red blob on the map too. :) -> http://www.longpath.org/ajr/pictures/usfgank.jpg
FRAPS to come soon, that guy in our alliance needs to buy MOAR PROCESSORS.
Also, they re-stronted their tower, and we re-reinforced it, comes out in ... exactly 24 hours (fail stront timer is fail). So we're fully expecting more pew tomorrow. :)
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.27 07:07:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Jared D'Uroth oh god I was in that alliance

Sorta makes leaving a good choice then doesn't it.. Fail for being in it in the first place but props for leaving before they failed.
Nah they failed long before this fight... We popped one of them in a RIGGED KESTREL the other day.
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.27 07:14:00 -
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Originally by: Omarvelous Was a fun fight - a little disappointed the hostiles didn't bring any of their five carriers to help their fleet on the gate.
No smack after the fight - although Morvyn probably struggled to contain his usual verbal diarrhea. 
Looking forward to tomorrow's fight - the battle for a low sec lab pos goes on! 
I'm not going to lie, I had "SORRY WE JUST ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WHOLE FLEET ***GOTS" 1/2 way typed out before the FC managed to say "no smack in local please." :P
I /am/ the alliance morale officer, after all. 
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.27 07:20:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Who brings a Kronos to a BS fight? And look at those fits 
You mean hull repairers on Abaddon's is not a good idea?
BLASPHEMY!
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.27 07:30:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Morvyn
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Who brings a Kronos to a BS fight? And look at those fits 
You mean hull repairers on Abaddon's is not a good idea?
BLASPHEMY!
I haven't seen a honor tank yet...
Well he had armor repairers TOO...
But you know, large armor reps simply don't rep enough, a hull rep in the mids is definitely a good idea.
It was the second kill from the top on that battle summary... The Black Star Alliance guy in an Abaddon.
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.27 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: Jones Bones
Originally by: Taua Roqa RT plates are p expensive now :(
No kidding. Putting 4 on my Phoon costs more than the fleshlite itself.
Lol, win.
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.27 23:16:00 -
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Edited by: Morvyn on 27/07/2009 23:19:11
Originally by: Zendoren
*is mad*
Zendoren... U mad?
Anyway, let me set this straight.
In the first engagement, I had my fleet get in really cheaply-fitted battlecruisers and stuff; we agreed before we even jumped in to fight to the death for great justice & the lulz, so we intended to die... The Falcon and Curse, I admit, should have kited away and survived, but meh.
In the second engagement, we killed your EVERYTHING, you killed our ... nothing. You had more battleships, and you had 5x as many carriers in the system - you just suck. Or maybe you didn't notice your fleet running almost exclusively comedy fits?
Anyway, yes, the single carrier on field belonged to Invicta. - so? They only had 5 battleships on your killmails, and the single carrier triaged and repped us... You DID have five carriers, it would have been silly to come without any capitals.
As far as our NAP-train... Who do you think we are? Goons or something? We have ZERO blues (Rapscallions have joined our alliance, and as such are no longer considered blue). Invicta. is, in fact, red to us - they just enjoy killing you guys and didn't have the numbers, so we did a joint-op -- doesn't mean we're blue.
By the way: FRAPS, ergo it happened: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0907/Gris_Fight.wmv
And by the way Zendoren, like I said in OP, United Star Federation brought NOTHING to the field. I think you guys only fielded the Kronos (lol), a Megathron, a couple Interceptors and a Blockade Runner. :P Of COURSE your killbaord shows you as doing good, several of us died while you survived (because "allies" = meat shields, amirite?)
Just admit it man, you lost utterly, you let your "allies" die horribly, you never fly anything but comedy fits, and you're butthurt. It's okay Zendie-poo, we're all friends here - you can tell us. :) C&P is the friendly-est section of EVE-O Forums, god forbid I posted this in CAOD. :O
Also, c u on teh battlefield in 5 hours 15 minutes, when we are going to destroy your pathetic little research POS, for the lulz.
EDIT: Fixed spelling & link fail.
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.27 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: Zendoren
Well we re-strant-ed the tower that IISL put into reinforced and made IISL do it all over again LULz! (Not before un-anchoring and retrieving 4 out of 6 Labs in the Med POS)
If any of you fine readers would like to.... you are more than welcome to stop by Grispire P6-M3 @ 04:21 evetime tonight July 27th 2009 when the Med tower comes out of reinforced and get some free kills =P
Personally, I would like to have this Med Tower loss on someone else s' killboard then IISL =P
s/strant/stront, I assume Zendie. 
Seriously, congrats on stront'ing a tower for 24 hours, because having it come out exactly in our primetime is a great way to defend it. Also, nice job using your allies to meatshield for you while you did nothing to help them.
Originally by: Lord Vyper
You guys clearly lost the first fight and riped us the 2nd fight with Invicta as your backup oh wait they brought more ships than u did and a capital. Don't act like a bunch of over zealous jackasses please.
We didn't smack so don't take it to another level. And the whole fleet was not killed. I engaged in both fights and lost nothing as did 20 other pilots. Had we brought the carriers to the gate it would have been a different fight.
It wasn't worth the risk based on Advocated Destruction's habit to hot drop Caps out of nowhere. For a bunch of people who claim its all fun and games you sure like to blow shytt out of proportion. And we're not mad it's the most fun we've had in awhile.
AD fielded more pilots than we did? Look at our killboard, they brought 5 BS 1 Carrier, we fielded 10 BS and five or so support.
You're right about one thing though, if you had warped the carriers to the gate it would have been a different fight - we would have gotten some carrier killmails, and it would have been even more hillarious.
Your carriers, while they were repping the POS, kept capping out - you have terrible capital pilots, with terrible skills, apparently.
As a side note, claiming "I didn't die because I was a pansy and warped off while my allies died" isn't helping your case.
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.27 23:34:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny 101 Sup dudes, nice thread etc oh by the way click the link in my sig kthx.
Shouldn't you be in the alliance tournament forum crying about how we got into the tournament and you didn't?
GTFO my threads Morsus Mihi.
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.28 00:16:00 -
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Edited by: Morvyn on 28/07/2009 00:16:40
Originally by: Lord Vyper Edited by: Lord Vyper on 27/07/2009 23:53:00 Lol running away is a Learned tactic. I didn't do it well til i saw your Rokh Haul A$$ from us in Intaki while u watched the rest of your fleet get wiped. If you spent less time talking smack docked in a station you would probably be more than an @ssclown that shows up in a Frigate to a BC fight.
I was in a logistic ship kkthxbye. You know the one that was repping everyone while u tried to kill me 3 times but failed, yeah thats the one. And when does K-12 go back to school so I can enjoy my game in peace.
Guys, you have to understand. You see, Lord Vyper was in a traumatic battle, where he (and several of his friends) died! It was terrible. :(
You see, a while back USF decided to try to attack an UNFUELD tower belonging to some corp that was (and is no longer) in our alliance. They had maybe 10 battleship, a dread or two, couple carriers... I don't remember exact numbers.
Anyway, we warped 6-8 battleships onto the grid. INSTANTLY ALL of their capitals cyno'ed out, and their pilots started warping. We snagged Vyper, ganked the hell out of his Raven, then started probing down his friends (because safespots are safe, amirite?). We got them, snagged a few more battleship - even dropped a few capitals on those remaining few, since our carrier pilots were blueballed from having the capitals they wanted to kill run away. :(
Engagement summary: http://bdeal.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=3540782
The fight Vyper's referencing where I apparently "Hauled A$$" in my Rokh, (because ASS is a bad word and $'s make it better, amirite?) was when we engaged them in Intaki at around 2:1 odds in their favor. Honestly, we would have done better had we managed to point their logistics ship before it warped out and back in at 70km, but meh. The order was given to deagress or otherwise GTFO, so we did.
Summary of that one: http://bdeal.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=3587593
Believe it or not guys, I'm telling the truth: we did actually lose to these guys once. :( It's shocking, I know, but we don't win 100% of the time (despite being Important and a Big Deal, etc.).
EDIT: TL;DR: Vyper's butthurt because he is our *****, also we don't always win *gasp*.
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.28 00:27:00 -
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By the way guys, just so you don't misunderstand me.
Despite how much I like to smack, the original intent of this thread was to provide an entertaining battle report, not just to do some petty smack-talking -- that's what local chat is for, the forums are for much more noble pursuits (lol, CAOD).
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.28 00:43:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Vyper
I don't have a problem Accepting a loss. It's the ******ed smack afterwards that's annoying. You complain we never stay to fight, so we do then you complain that we didn't kill enough of you. Then you complain that we didn't die with better equipped ships. STFU already.
Gloating != complaining.
Also, our single triaged Thanatos could ahve been offset had you warped your FIVE carriers to the gate and triaged them.
Shinson, one of your carrier pilots, convo'ed Omarv and said he had a fleet of dreadnoughts standing by, but he just didn't feel like using them with just 1 of our caps on field -- so surely you guys weren't scared of Invicta. dropping more capitals on you? 
And, for the record, we only had the one Thanatos; we didn't have any more capitals in reserve. Just FYI.
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Posted - 2009.07.28 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: Mattgreenwald So after reading ALL of this.. I see this thread was really only made to make Morvyn's D**k look bigger??
MY EPEEN YOU MUST STROKE IT
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.28 01:05:00 -
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Originally by: rubico1337 POPCORN NEEDS MOAR BUTTER!
-Insert "lol fat americans are fat" joke here-
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.28 01:40:00 -
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Originally by: Zendoren
Originally by: Sakos Vartrow Learn to post losses before claiming we made up kills, unlike yours our killboard is API synced.
Our killboard is fully APIed synced and auto updates every Hr.
Know what you are talking about Sakos before you poor mouth others.
USF hereby surrenders to BDEAL! XD
You can't surrender now! We have already discussed what music to add to the next video we make of you guys failing. 
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.28 01:47:00 -
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Originally by: Zendoren Edited by: Zendoren on 28/07/2009 01:45:05
Originally by: Morvyn
Originally by: Zendoren
Originally by: Sakos Vartrow Learn to post losses before claiming we made up kills, unlike yours our killboard is API synced.
Our killboard is fully APIed synced and auto updates every Hr.
Know what you are talking about Sakos before you poor mouth others.
USF hereby surrenders to BDEAL! XD
You can't surrender now! We have already discussed what music to add to the next video we make of you guys failing. 
Hay, can I suggest YMCA by the Village people . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
You know, I don't know about the rest of the guys in my alliance but I was thinking this would be pretty fitting.

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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.28 02:01:00 -
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Originally by: Zendoren
Originally by: Morvyn
You know, I don't know about the rest of the guys in my alliance but I was thinking this would be pretty fitting.

WOW...... For me, from this point on Morvyn will always be known as that kid, in the video that you linked, that wore the mercedes-benz chain!!!!
BTW, you have bad taste in music !
Whatever you say Mr. I-Love-Village-People-Long-Time-Guy
Maybe something like this is more to your liking?
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.28 02:06:00 -
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Originally by: Yakov Draken
Originally by: Morvyn And, for the record, we only had the one Thanatos; we didn't have any more capitals in reserve. Just FYI.
And Invicta had . . . seriously Morvyn this is silly smack. USF et al would have been stupid to warp their carriers.
Much though I dislike Lord Vypers smacktard ways in Placid local he has a point - they fought you. I'm envious! Sure you are better than them at PvP - you knew that already. My opinion is that USF et al did ok all things considered. They had the gumption to fight and at least won one round.
We have brutalized DestryÆs before (after being feed torrents of smack by your pilots about how TOW sucks at pvp and we are cowards) and on vent someone asked û "do you think they will ever fight us again?" You did, and do, and we have learnt to respect you, despite the smack, because you don't give up.
Us pirate types are always castigating carebears for not X'ing up and standing their ground. You got a great fight out of USF et al appreciate it!
The Thanatos belonged to Invicta, and it was the only capital they had online - neither of us had any more in reserve.
I do appreciate that we got a fight for once (even though it was with USF's "allies," not USF themselves). I just like making fun of Zendoren and Vyper since they always try to act like they are really good at this game -- for example, the only reason this little feud started with them is because we got ahold of one of their alliance mails stating their intent to rally some friends and siege one of our towers.
I will admit also, we aren't exactly "uber leet pvp" - our KB efficiency is like 60% or something. We have a lot of respect for ToW, and I'm actually going to apologize on behalf of BDEAL for any smack directed at you; I respect you guys - I do not repsect United Star Federation.
Also, in my own defense, the last page and a half of this thread only exists because freighter runs are really boring. 
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Posted - 2009.07.28 02:14:00 -
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Originally by: Mattgreenwald
blah blah blah
...u mad?
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.28 02:38:00 -
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Originally by: Yakov Draken
Originally by: Morvyn The Thanatos belonged to Invicta, and it was the only capital they had online - neither of us had any more in reserve.
You may well be right but it would be stupid to assume this. Invicta's are renown for their cap drops and a triage carrier screams "bait".
This is true; I've been on the receiving end of one of those hotdrops far too many times for my tastes. 
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Posted - 2009.07.28 05:12:00 -
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Well, we just finished popping the tower and stealing the remaining labs - USF and friends didn't show this time. :(
VICTORY IS OURS. 
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Morvyn
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Posted - 2009.07.30 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Tobarg Shh Fraps is where?
FRAPS is in the OP, forgot to update it from before.
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