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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.13 22:10:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 13/12/2009 22:12:14
We are still recruiting. Join us and learn what real PvP is all about. Several highly experienced FC's, daily roams, solid comms discipline, and the pure enjoyment of watching our adversaries scramble around in complete disarray. Did I mention the best ship replacement program in all of EvE?!
You could join an over bloated alliance who lacks leadership, who lets their pilots support themselves, FC's who cant control their fleets, where you'll learn nothing about real PvP tactics, an alliance where only numbers matter where you'll learn nothing to improve your skills as a pilot. If you want that, then we don't want you.
Or you could join BOZO where our record speaks for itself, where we have proven time and again that you don't need 60+ ships in a gang to kick some serious a**. Like the main post says, no SOV and no POS bullsh*t... ever, just killing, and lots of it.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.14 20:07:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 14/12/2009 20:07:48
***BREAKING NEWS***
Clown Punchers Syndicate is proud to announce the we are now accepting mission runners and miners in some lame a** attempt to make our alliance numbers grow fat and sassy as fast as possible, please hurry!
Ok that's bullsh*t, this is just the daily bump.
and you were getting all excited too.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.15 05:37:00 -
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/bump
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.15 22:04:00 -
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bump
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.16 20:46:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 16/12/2009 20:53:17
bump
we've got alliances with over 2500 pilots who fear us so much that they attempt to spy on us, we must be doing something right to get that kind of special attention.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.17 18:19:00 -
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daily bump
so you think you're a good pilot already, join BOZO and become a great pilot.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.18 20:18:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 18/12/2009 20:18:50
if you're looking to cruse in the back of a huge fleet and whor* onto killmails as part of an over-bloated blue NAPing orgy just to get your precious battleclinic stats up you can go blow a goat, we don't want you.
if you're ready to experience pure pvp, when we say we fight outnumbered and that doesn't make you panic, if you're tired of epeen blobbing combat, if you're ready to challenge yourself and sharpen your pvp skills, if you enjoy killing and watching your enemies cry in local,
apply today.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.20 01:05:00 -
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True indeed Arancia, very true.
Yes, we are still recruiting. if you think you have what it takes, beyond what we require as prerequisites, then what are you waiting for. If you're ready to kill and laugh your as* off in the process then your search is over.
BOZO isn't looking for just anybody, we dont want the player who just wants to to schlep onto killmails while hiding in a big blobby NAPing sausage fest fleet. Let the big boys wave their epeens around in that boring as* style of what they call PvP.
We want the pilots who are tired of the bullsh*t, who could give a rats as* about who holds sov where (woooo!). Pilots who are ready for a challenge and only want to focus on killing. If thats you, contact us.
BOZO, making good pilots better since 32BC
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.20 20:29:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 20/12/2009 20:31:20
Still recruiting, if you make the grade, apply today. If we like the cut of your jib and you successfully meet the requirements during your trial period then you'll have the fine honor of being a BOZO. The honor of knowing that you're flying with first class FC's and pilots.
Don't let the big boys fool you, all they give a sh*t about is numbers, they are frantically desperate for numbers and if you join them, that's exactly all you will ever be, a number, another piece of the blob.
So if you like what you've seen, what he have to offer, and you're ready to push yourself, to think outside of the box when it comes to real PvP then hop into our recruitment channel, ask some questions, and get the process started today.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.21 22:24:00 -
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Give yourself the gift that keeps giving, join BOZO today. You know what we're looking for and you know what you want. BOZO delivers on 100% of what we say.
Why take the risk of joining some joke of an alliance this holiday and having Krampus pay you a visit and getting your ass beat with a bundle of sticks.
Join BOZO and experience the absolute joy of being the one swinging those sticks against the buttocks of our targets.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.22 17:57:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 22/12/2009 17:57:06
Get the new year started on the right foot. Join BOZO now and we'll show you how far you can shove that foot up a targets ass!
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.23 08:04:00 -
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Join BOZO today! Its the gift that keeps giving, all year long.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.23 23:47:00 -
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US TZ prime time holiday deluxe we are still recruiting for Burk Ives!
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.24 20:43:00 -
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Pre-Xmas last call recruitment bump. I have a sizable hangover, that same feeling you've had for awhile now, flying with that lame ass corp or alliance you're currently in.
BOZO is the fresh squeezed orange juice of alliance, with a medium pulp. SO wake up your taste buds to the experience of real pvp, let our vitamin C strengthen your PvP muscles.
Join BOZO today and taste our fresh squeezed goodness.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.25 21:38:00 -
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Once you've sobered up and realize you've been flying with a substandard corp or alliance who only cares about getting big numbers to make up for their complete lack of talent and skill in PvP and your sick and tired of the bullsh*t the choice is simple.
BOZO.
We know that many pilots make the mistake of getting suckered into joining some joke of an alliance who makes a lot of false claims in their recruitment posts just to butter you up.
Not with BOZO, you get it laid all out before you even get the chance to join. We tell you what you'll expect and we're 100% blunt about it. We want the one percenters <1%> of EvE. Take the first step towards pushing your EvE experience to a new level of fun and excitement.
Take a look at what we have to offer you and what you in return have to offer BOZO and sign up today.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.26 19:23:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 26/12/2009 19:24:31
You still have one more gift to unwrap. Its a gift you can give to yourself. All you have to do is make the effort to peal off the paper and open the box. Inside you will find something unique and very special, can you guess what it is? It's BOZO.
Your search is over, the days of looking for the corp / alliance are over but this gift wont fit anyone and that's what makes it unique. Our recruitment thread says it all and I've written enough during the daily 'bumps' for you to understand that we aren't some run of the mill corp.
Look at these other asshats who have nothing to say about their 'mighty alliance!' All you see from them is "bump" which means they dont give a rats ass about themselves or more importantly, they don't care about you.
We call them puppy mills, all they do it try to get numbers as fast as they can and end up churning out sh*t for pilots who freeze the moment they don't have a numerical advantage. Think about that for a moment, where's the fun in that?
Start the new year with a breath of fresh air, no that you're flying with a fun and aggressive corp who's only concern, who's only goal is combat without the bullsh*t of sov defense, POS rescues or sieges, where you'll never find yourself sitting in a system with 3000+ pilots as part of some blue ass to mouth daisy chain NAP fest.
See what bozo has to offer you and if you have what it takes to be a BOZO. Once you are accepted you'll have the honor of being an official "1%er"
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.27 17:04:00 -
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we're like the morning after pill of alliances.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.28 01:51:00 -
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We are still recruiting.
Unlike some "Gentlemen" out there, BOZO has never warmed the crotch of a big alliance with our hot breath while begged for table scraps. In fact we've never taken a knee for anyone, and never will.
Tired of NAP orgies? Put an end to that and become a 1%er today!
Submit your application if you have what it takes and get started on a whole new way to experience PvP that will sharpen your skills and keeping you laughing so hard you might just poop your pants.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.28 21:56:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 28/12/2009 21:58:25
We are still recruiting. If you're interested in joining follow the instructions on our wiki and apply today.
We get comments in local all the time that make us laugh. Here's a fine example from the other night by a pilot in an 'unnamed' alliance with around 9000+ members.
[05:31:04] J**** S******* > you outgun us by a ton
[05:31:23] J**** S******* > we have like 3 battlecruisers i counted 8 of yours ?
Yes a pilot from one of the 'fat cat' alliances in EvE playing the numbers card against BOZO. We hear this constantly from alliances 3, 5, even 10 times our size.
So if you like fighting with the odds against you and still coming out on top, take a look at BOZO and join us today.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.29 21:22:00 -
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there you have it, and believe it or not that comment was completely his decision to post.
Its true, we even have members in BOZO who have joined us after having fought against us. We are completely legitimate about what we have to offer you, the fact that we actually take the time to explain this to you in detail should be enough for you to know that we aren't joking or trying to sucker in numbers with some bullsh*t promises.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.30 20:25:00 -
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Thx Oriss.
Dr Yiff, not necessarily. Hop in the BIGTOP channel and speak with a recruiter. They will get you sorted with all the saucy details, to much to blabber here about.
And yes we are still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.01 00:17:00 -
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Happy F*ckin New Year!
Dont start the new year continuing to fly with that stale ass corp / alliance you've been stuck in. Throw that baby out with the bath water and start the new year off with a fresh clean scent, something like peaches and cucumbers, only different. BOZO
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.10 17:45:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 10/01/2010 17:45:40
We're still actively recruiting. You know what we are looking for and what we have to offer so why are you still punishing yourself by flying with that big ass alliance full of suck. You just popped a single BC while flying in a fleet of 75+ ships, what a rush eh... oh hey remember that time you had to run and defend some POS and you sat there for 24 hours with your thumb up your ass? That was really exciting, a real nail bitter huh.
Tired of that bullsh*t? All you care about is killing, I mean quality killing not some bullsh*t where everyone in your NAP train blue orgy fleet has to fit a sensor booster just to make sure they get on a few killmails. Do you think pilots who boast about their battleclinic stats are ***gots? Then the choice has already been made for you
BOZO
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.11 02:36:00 -
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We're still looking to hear from you. No not you, that pilot, yeah you right there.
Tired of belonging to some alliance who has blued 2/3 of everyone in EvE. Your alliance has such a huge boner for keeping a high efficiency that they avoid the big fights? Tired of them boasting about it while they throw a hand full of pilots into 200+ ship fleet and brag that their "Alliance Averages 1k kills a week"? Yeah, thats some seriously hard work there, killing 1-3 ships on average with a fleet of 60+? LOL
You can see through their bullsh*t. BOZO is 100% honest with you right up front. Like the main post says, No Blue Orgies, no NAP trains, ever.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.11 06:28:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 11/01/2010 06:29:50
still cant decide? We understand, take your time. BOZO isn't for everyone. If it were we wouldn't be so unique.
Do you want to run with some huge bullsh*t alliance full of under trained pilots and FC's that can't pull their heads out of their asses?
Leadership who cares more about 'efficiency' than they do their pilots?
Leadership who feels they have to blue the biggest NAP fest going in EvE atm so they can throw 4 pilots in a blob fleet and claim they are good pvpers?
Starting to sound familiar? Well you wont find any of that sh*t in BOZO. Do some research on who is trying to recruit you, look at what they claim and pay attention to what the facts say.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.11 23:15:00 -
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can you taste that? yeah? that bitter taste in your mouth that you cant seem to wash out? Its all those alliances out there that are spewing out the same old crap you've seen and heard dozens of times.
BOZO is the fresh minty breath you've been craving for, the kind of fresh breath that says "hey these guys no a thing or two about oral hygiene".
Well its all up to you to take that first step to clean breath. We are still recruiting and looking for the pilots who are tired of the dbags whos only way to feel good about themselves is to Blue and NAP every other alliance in EvE so they can over inflate their already over sized egos.
Not in BOZO, we have no blues. You want a target rich environment? You want to see pilots from alliances 10+ times our size cry in local? Are you ready to take your pvp experience to a new level of fun and laughter? Is all you care about is killing and leave all the politics and SOV holding asshats behind?
Then you might just be who we are looking for. Apply today if you like what you see and think you have what it takes. Or go shove your thumb up your ass in some pet alliance.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.13 04:31:00 -
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We are still recruiting. I've said a lot of words, I can't begin to tell you what you are missing here people.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.13 19:22:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 13/01/2010 19:24:40
Had another incident of pure laughter two night ago and you missed it! 40 man hostile fleet with carrier and jump bridge support absolutely refused to jump into our 12 man gang in Q-K2T7.
Folks I cant make this crap up, this is just one prime example of what its like to fly with BOZO. A 2500 man alliance and their pets wont come near us unless they have 5:1 odds or better in their favor.
Seriously, some good laughs are waiting for you here in BOZO and the combat is first rate PVP. No blobbing bulls*it, no mile long NAP train, no sucking up to a big boy alliance just to stat pad their killboard like the 'gentlemen' I was referring to in the above 'incident'.
Give us a look, ask some questions in BIGTOP, give your PvP career a badly needed shot in the ass and sign up today.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.14 19:08:00 -
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Ever been to a Turkish bath house? Neither have we and that should be more than enough to convince you that BOZO is the right corporation for you.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.15 07:10:00 -
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We are still recruiting. Something funny is about to happen, get your ap in now and don't miss out on the action.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.15 17:30:00 -
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This ones for our brothers in the UK/EU time zones. BOZO is a jolly great corp. We enjoy knocking over dust bins and room temperature beer and have perfected the art of using our foreheads as an effective close quarters weapon.
If you're bloody tired of flying with a bunch of sorry sods then perhaps its time for you to make a change. BOZO is actively recruiting both EU and US time zone pilots. Read the details on our wiki and take a few moments to view our blog and killboard.
Sign up today.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.16 21:06:00 -
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Some special is happening, we're having a french fry party! Get your application in today before its too late.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.18 00:55:00 -
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Napoleon Bonaparte is weeping in his grave. To learn more join BOZO today, we are still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.20 00:35:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 20/01/2010 00:35:19
Do you know who's still recruiting?
<----- These guys!
Yep we're still looking for some pilots. I know I've talked my ass off in these daily bumps already, not sure what else I can add that you haven't read already, if you even make it this far to the back of the thread.
If you are looking to break away from the "big blue orgies of bullsh*t and crotch sniffing bandwagon" that everyone seems to be getting high on these days then take a moment to see what BOZO has to offer you.
Hey at least we make an attempt to entertain and sell you on joining BOZO during these daily bumps. I mean how boring is it seeing "bump" written 70+ times in a row. This is just another example of what sets BOZO completely apart from 90% of the trash that's out there living in big alliance land.
If you enjoy laughing so hard you think you're going to puke, watching pilots from alliances ten plus times bigger than BOZO have mental meltdowns in local, If pure unadulterated killing is something you enjoy and not worrying about all that political sh*t that controls the lives of so many in EvE land.
No Bullsh*t, just PvP.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.20 18:10:00 -
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bump
yeah like I could bump this thread without running my mouth. Got a 9am Interface Design class this semester and I am NOT a morning person. But where was I, yes recruiting we're still doing it.
Just during the past few weeks we've already picked up some very good prospects but that doesn't mean there isn't room for a few more. See unlike some alliance, they just run a mass attempts to sucker people into joining them, its a body count thing for them. They want cannon fodder to make up for their complete lack of skill and some misguided pipe dream of making a name for themselves.
BOZO doesn't operate like that, we could give a rats ass about that sh*t. We want quality over quantity first and foremost. We will accept 1 decent pilot over 50 substandard pilots every time, But its more than that with us like I've said before, we don't want to pilots who feel the only way they can be successful in EvE is by signing up with the big number asshats.
You know what we are looking for and what we have to offer, if not then need to take a look. This isn't me coming here blowing smoke up your ass or some attempt to pump ourselves up by making false claims.
We're serious about what we say and we are very selective about who we accept.
At the risk of sounding egotistical my last statement there should be a good indication that we're not some fly by night grab every pilot we find just to over inflate our numbers. We don't need big numbers to accomplish our goals.
Seriously, we've got big alliances who spy on us but the funny part is, we've got nothing of any value to them other than we run a tight ship and are very good at what we do. What? They're going to see our blue list?! LOL enjoy taking a screen shot of an empty page.
I can't begin to tell you how many of our members didn't do that before discovering BOZO, we hear stories all the time "oh man I can't believe I actually flew with <insert alliance name here>, those guys are worthless". We have several members who were at one time on the receiving end of our guns. That should tell you a lot about BOZO.
Meh anyways I'm tired as hell and have more classes tonight so, take what I've said and chew on it for awhile. And FFS people, do some research into any corp or alliance you are thinking of joining so you don't end up regretting your choice later.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.21 07:23:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 21/01/2010 07:23:16
Im too tired to rant tonight so just re-read everything Ive posted over the past week and I'll catch you next time.
* oh and we're still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.22 07:27:00 -
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I had goats milk once in a cup of tea a few years ago in the middle of some ****ing big ass sandbox but, yeah sure we're better than that.
AND, unlike goats milk we are still recruiting.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.23 05:13:00 -
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we are still recruiting!
Get off your ass and apply today
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.24 02:59:00 -
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Still recruiting, yes.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.25 04:07:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 25/01/2010 04:09:30
Still recruiting. picking up some good pilots (lol and a few spies)
You know what we have to offer you so why hesitate. Get your application in today.
You want a blue list so long we needed to take 4 screen shots just to get it all? (yeah I'm looking at one like that right now and it isn't BOZO!)
Tired of the asshats who think they're good just because they have numbers or have gone ass to mouth with some major alliance in some transparent attempt to over inflate their kb stats? LOL
BOZO is the answer you're looking for. Pure PvP with the added bonus of watching asshats cry in local.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.26 03:30:00 -
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Still recruiting pilots. your first task to become a BOZO is read everything I've written over the past 3 weeks and recite it to me by memory... GO!
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.27 18:21:00 -
[42]
Did you know that Goldbond Medicated Powder is a sponsor of Clown Punchers Syndicate? Neither did I until just a few seconds ago when I thought it up.
Tired of being chafed by those 'other' lame alliances, sweating and itching because your corp/alliance takes a knee to one of the 'Big Boys' in some lame ass attempt to make a name for themselves and wh*re onto some easy blobby killmails?
We are still recruiting and just like Goldbond Medicated Powder flying as a member of BOZO is like a cool tingling soothing sensation on your balls.
Douse your PvP crotchular region with the all natural ingredients that makes BOZO such an enjoyable experience.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.28 17:04:00 -
[43]
flying with us is like doing high grade blow off a 21 year old Asian hookers firm tanned ass... to the power of ten.
and yes we are still recruiting.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.01.28 22:12:00 -
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We Punch Clowns.
thanks for the bump o7
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.05 19:51:00 -
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Yes, BOZO is still recruiting!
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.09 03:34:00 -
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Shooting things and watching them blow up. PvP and laughing in the face of adversity or whatever lame ass alliance name they fly under.
Get your ass in gear, join BOZO today
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.09 18:27:00 -
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Still recruiting. Get your ass to Mars!
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.10 06:31:00 -
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Edited by: Tolarus on 10/02/2010 06:32:44
Stop picking your ass and putting up with the bullsh*t you've experienced in those 'other' alliances. Im tired of seeing good pilots get sucked into these lame ass Big NAP Orgy alliances/corps.
You know who Im talking about, they wont attack another fleet unless they hold 3:1 against their targets or better? The ones who run if it looks like it might be anything close to an even numbered fight.
The same ***gots who brag about their corp kb efficiency when every kill is a result of them blobbing someone?
LOL yeah that kind of bullsh*t. Well you wont find that in BOZO, if you want to suck someones ass to keep a shiny kb efficiency then keep looking, we sure as hell dont want you.
If you're ready for something different where you will actually learn how to fight and survive when the odds are against you then sign up with BOZO today.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.10 18:19:00 -
[49]
We don't give a flying f**k about your battleclinic stats.
But we are still recruiting 
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.11 04:07:00 -
[50]
Thanks Shorty
lol I just wanted to post some real actual not made up legitimate praises we've received over the past few months.
"F**k you co*ksuckers" - anonymous
"u wont fight any pilgrims sporting neutron blasters tho" - inyreye
"you outgun us by a ton" - Jimmy Sprinkle
"im not french" - Yam Ling
We are still recruiting. Join BOZO today and listen to asshats cry in local as we frustrate and humiliate them.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.12 05:16:00 -
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Still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.13 04:08:00 -
[52]
Edited by: Tolarus on 13/02/2010 04:08:47
Join BOZO today. You haven't experience true PvP, yeah its dirty and difficult....
Whats that? you think you know how to survive when you've been flying with an alliance who is ass to mouth with 2/3 of EvE, an alliance who absolutely refuses to attack anyone unless their fleet has an overwhelming advantage in numbers? Who surrounds themselves with pets, suck ups, and glory wh*res?
You wont find any of that bullsh*t in BOZO. We care enough about our members to offer you the kind of support you deserve, everything from an extensive wiki to the best damn ship replacement program around. PvP in its purest form, thats BOZO.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.13 16:50:00 -
[53]
"Excuse me, could you blow me where the pampers is?"
And we are still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.14 08:36:00 -
[54]
No blobs, no bullsh*t, no ass sucking blue list.
Join BOZO today
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.16 18:59:00 -
[55]
We are still recruiting, take a few minutes to read what we have to offer you.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.17 18:29:00 -
[56]
Your mother wanted me to tell you that you should join BOZO.
Do not disappoint your mother.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.18 18:29:00 -
[57]
Ka-blammo!
Still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.19 19:40:00 -
[58]
We are still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.20 18:13:00 -
[59]
BOZO is till recruiting.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.21 18:38:00 -
[60]
Dont Tell your mother, we are still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.22 00:39:00 -
[61]
Ok. Now you can tell your mother that we are recruiting. Its ok, go ahead.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.22 21:49:00 -
[62]
we are still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.23 16:45:00 -
[63]
Getting some good pilots in after weeding through the rift raff and near do wells.
We are still recruiting.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.24 05:32:00 -
[64]
Still recruiting, come laugh with us.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.25 03:42:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Tolarus on 25/02/2010 03:42:00
"What the bastard sh*t!"
To learn more about the Marble Mouthed Icelandic Karate Wonder you need to join BOZO first.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.25 22:29:00 -
[66]
recruiting we are yes?
yes.
Laughing our asses off.
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.27 01:45:00 -
[67]
making asshats emotional and defensive since 32bc.
BOZO is still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.27 22:23:00 -
[68]
Get your app in today!
Still recruiting
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Tolarus
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.03.01 04:06:00 -
[69]
BOZO is still recruiting
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