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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.08 02:41:00 -
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So there I was in Dodixie just looking for a new cash cow or two and watching local for tears or opportunities. Then I saw one. Someone said that they wanted to have someone do a lvl 4 with them and I thought I could finally get someone concorded and maybe steal some loot. So I convod him and tried to find out whats up.
It seems that this random idiot in Dodixie is testing out his new Loki and wants me in his lvl 4 as backup. Of course being an upstanding citizen of new eden I said I would help but requested that he puts a remote rep on his ship so that I could stay alive if things went bad. At first he gave me the impression that he didn't fit it but I went into the mission anyway hoping to somehow get some tears.
After that one thing led to another and I started getting some rat agro and my punisher was struggling to stay alive. But what happened next shocked me. My shields started rapidly coming back and the Loki pilot was rr'ing me!!! So then I shot him we both got concorded and I got this nice killmail.
2009.08.07 22:57:00
Victim: *********
Corp: ********
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Loki
System: Dodixie
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 19438
Involved parties:
Name: Corelatis Squad Leader / Serpentis
Damage Done: 12471
Name: CONCORD Police Commander / CONCORD
Damage Done: 6930
Name: Herty (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.1
Corp: The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Capsule
Weapon: Dual Light Pulse Laser II
Damage Done: 37
Destroyed items:
Projectile Collision Accelerator I
Black Market Entry Keycard (Cargo)
Titanium Sabot M, Qty: 54
Medium S95a Partial Shield Transporter
Loki Propulsion - Fuel Catalyst
Sisters Core Scanner Probe, Qty: 10 (Cargo)
Republic Fleet Warp Scrambler (Cargo)
Capacitor Control Circuit I
Shield Boost Amplifier I
Damage Control II
Republic Fleet Gyrostabilizer, Qty: 2
425mm Medium 'Scout' Autocannon I, Qty: 3
Loki Offensive - Turret Concurrence Registry
Loki Engineering - Capacitor Regeneration Matrix
Azure Canyon Tourist Pass (Cargo)
Loki Defensive - Adaptive Shielding
Projectile Metastasis Adjuster I
Dread Guristas Invulnerability Field
Gallente Navy Stasis Webifier
Loki Electronics - Emergent Locus Analyzer
Alarus Ekire's Insignia (Cargo)
Dropped items:
Serpentis Transaction Log (Cargo)
Sisters Expanded Probe Launcher (Cargo)
Titanium Sabot M, Qty: 36
Corelum C-Type 10MN Afterburner
Republic Fleet Gyrostabilizer
425mm Medium 'Scout' Autocannon I, Qty: 2
Combat Scanner Probe I, Qty: 10 (Cargo)
Pithum A-Type Medium Shield Booster
Titanium Sabot M, Qty: 12902 (Cargo)
Dread Guristas Invulnerability Field
Now the real issue started. There was well over a bill in loot in the wreck and I had a gcc and no ship able to tank a lvl 4 and on top of that all my friends were too far away or afk. Well there was 1 friend with a Dodixie alt but lvl 4s > nub ships. So I fit up my trusty executioner and waited for my gcc to end so that the race between me and the ex loki pilot could begin.
So 15mins later I was sitting on the gate to the mission with his cane and once he jumped I jumped hoping he would get all agro... he didn't... Luckily though I got to the wreck first but got popped while entering warp and got this kill mail which is probably the biggest executioner lost ever and worst drop ever.
2009.08.07 23:15:00
Victim: Herty
Corp: The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Executioner
System: Dodixie
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 816
Involved parties:
Name: Corelior Sentinel / Serpentis (laid the final blow)
Damage Done: 816
Destroyed items:
Dread Guristas Invulnerability Field (Cargo)
Pithum A-Type Medium Shield Booster (Cargo)
Overdrive Injector System II
Nanofiber Internal Structure I
Sisters Expanded Probe Launcher (Cargo)
Corelum C-Type 10MN Afterburner (Cargo)
Republic Fleet Gyrostabilizer (Cargo)
Dropped items:
Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters
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Farrah Funbottom
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.08.08 02:48:00 -
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awesome!
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari
Yakiya Tovil-Toba Memorial Foundation
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Posted - 2009.08.08 02:48:00 -
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Toasting in a killmail bread.
-- "Quite possibly the nicest person who'd ever want to kill you." |
Tammin Sol
Out For Blood
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Posted - 2009.08.08 02:49:00 -
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+1 interwebz for you, good sir, a good read. No lewtz though!
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.08 02:56:00 -
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 Originally by: Tammin Sol
+1 interwebz for you, good sir, a good read. No lewtz though!
I no im so angry....I was in warp and my pod went backwards when my ship popped.....
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Saurons Eye
Minmatar
Hordes of Mordor
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Posted - 2009.08.08 03:03:00 -
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Wow this is so incredible I almost believe it.
Also umm.... who cares even if it was, which it isn't.
The skill level involved in this is slightly less than that of the strong kid with downs syndrome who opens mommy's peanut butter jar for her and then wears a cape all day cuz he's the hero.
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.08 03:07:00 -
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Originally by: Saurons Eye
Wow this is so incredible I almost believe it.
Also umm.... who cares even if it was, which it isn't.
The skill level involved in this is slightly less than that of the strong kid with downs syndrome who opens mommy's peanut butter jar for her and then wears a cape all day cuz he's the hero.
So why is this fake?
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.08.08 03:12:00 -
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lol 
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.08.08 06:15:00 -
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Originally by: Saurons Eye
Wow this is so incredible I almost believe it.
Also umm.... who cares even if it was, which it isn't.
The skill level involved in this is slightly less than that of the strong kid with downs syndrome who opens mommy's peanut butter jar for her and then wears a cape all day cuz he's the hero.
If you can't find humour in this then I don't think C&P is the sub-forum for you. And yes, this is real.
Originally by: RedSplat
The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.08 06:29:00 -
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Proper Preparation and Planing Prevents **** Pore Performance.
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Kan3r Blaze
Minmatar
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.08.08 09:57:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Proper Preparation and Planing Prevents **** Pore Performance.
Is that a skin care thing?
Noir.
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Agent Known
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.08.08 10:09:00 -
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I guess it just wasn't your day.
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Ynon
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Posted - 2009.08.08 10:47:00 -
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Ruined somebody's newly acquired pride and his faith in humanity while losing two ships in the process and not getting anything out of it?
*imagines how ********** must have felt about this*
Ah that's right .. you got that out of it.
What a waste, man. Next time at least try and plan the looting part better.
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ViRUS Pottage
Caldari
THE FINAL STAND
The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2009.08.08 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: Saurons Eye
Wow this is so incredible I almost believe it.
Also umm.... who cares even if it was, which it isn't.
The skill level involved in this is slightly less than that of the strong kid with downs syndrome who opens mommy's peanut butter jar for her and then wears a cape all day cuz he's the hero.
Originally by: Ynon
Ruined somebody's newly acquired pride and his faith in humanity while losing two ships in the process and not getting anything out of it?
*imagines how ********** must have felt about this*
Ah that's right .. you got that out of it.
What a waste, man. Next time at least try and plan the looting part better.
Guessing you 2 are alts of the noob who lost his Loki.
Shut the **** up and poast with main.
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Originally by: CCP Taera
May I have your stuff?
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Larkonis Trassler
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Posted - 2009.08.08 11:18:00 -
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Good stuff Herty... Ignore the trolls, C&P needs more brave souls like you to post original content.
Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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WeaponsHot
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Posted - 2009.08.08 11:25:00 -
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Edited by: WeaponsHot on 08/08/2009 11:25:30
well done another pointless post bragging a pointless kill-email
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ViRUS Pottage
Caldari
THE FINAL STAND
The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2009.08.08 11:27:00 -
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Originally by: WeaponsHot
Edited by: WeaponsHot on 08/08/2009 11:25:30
well done another pointless post bragging a pointless kill-email
Crime and Punishment
Warn others of the latest scam, hire a mercenary to seek revenge or brag about your kills. This is the place to discuss the criminal elements of EVE.
Please go away.
Nice 1 herty :)
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Originally by: CCP Taera
May I have your stuff?
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Bestofworst Worstofbest
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.08.08 11:33:00 -
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Great kill, need more awesome killmails.
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Jaggati Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.08 11:52:00 -
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Originally by: Kan3r Blaze
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Proper Preparation and Planing Prevents **** Pore Performance.
Is that a skin care thing?
I believe theres a cream for that...
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.08 11:56:00 -
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Originally by: Jaggati Khan
Originally by: Kan3r Blaze
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Proper Preparation and Planing Prevents **** Pore Performance.
Is that a skin care thing?
I believe theres a cream for that...
You all need to read up on your military doctrine..
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Ynon
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Posted - 2009.08.08 12:45:00 -
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Originally by: ViRUS Pottage
Guessing you 2 are alts of the noob who lost his Loki.
Shut the **** up and poast with main.
Confirming that I am Ynon's main and I didn't intend posting with an alt. (Not that it makes any difference lol, but true nonetheless).
<- Returning player here. Second post since I left EVE in ... 2004/2005? Something like that.
p.s. guess you tripped over your dog and fell down the staircase this morning? Tough luck, man.
p.p.s. what the hell is wrong with a little deserved sympathy for OP's victim?
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Ran Khanon
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Posted - 2009.08.08 12:47:00 -
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That was supposed to be me.
*being a noob in forum character control*
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Bestofworst Worstofbest
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.08.08 13:09:00 -
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Originally by: Ynon
Originally by: ViRUS Pottage
Guessing you 2 are alts of the noob who lost his Loki.
Shut the **** up and poast with main.
Confirming that I am Ynon's main and I didn't intend posting with an alt. (Not that it makes any difference lol, but true nonetheless).
<- Returning player here. Second post since I left EVE in ... 2004/2005? Something like that.
p.s. guess you tripped over your dog and fell down the staircase this morning? Tough luck, man.
p.p.s. what the hell is wrong with a little deserved sympathy for OP's victim?
Stupid pilots don't deserve expensive ships.
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Am I an alt, main, or both? You decide! |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.08.08 13:36:00 -
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Herty that's so mean.
I tip my hat.
Also lol at the skin cream question.
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
Havohej
Minmatar
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
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Posted - 2009.08.08 14:00:00 -
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@CCP: This is what you get for "fixing" the Lofty.
@Herty: lol n1
"You can still steal their stuff." - CCP Explorer
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Khornne
Caldari
Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2009.08.08 14:10:00 -
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Hilarious! Would read again. 
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.08 14:26:00 -
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Originally by: Ynon
Ruined somebody's newly acquired pride and his faith in humanity while losing two ships in the process and not getting anything out of it?
*imagines how ********** must have felt about this*
Ah that's right .. you got that out of it.
What a waste, man. Next time at least try and plan the looting part better.
Im sorry if I he said that he didn't want to use a remote rep so that he could properly test out his ship. Tbh I just wanted to steal his mission loot and maybe some bounties.
Im sorry
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Craeder
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Posted - 2009.08.08 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: ViRUS Pottage
Crime and Punishment
Warn others of the latest scam, hire a mercenary to seek revenge or brag about your kills. This is the place to discuss the criminal elements of EVE.
Except it wasn't the OP's kill, it was a CONCORDOKEN using a stupid game mechanic because EVE's base code doesn't recognize allies beyond the same corporation in a fleet.
cool story bro. I have 17 million, let me buy you a pint. *checks wallet* No wait, (insert Popular Pirate) stole my wallet.
EVE internet memes used more then OVER NINE FALCONS!!!! |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.08.08 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: Craeder
Originally by: ViRUS Pottage
Crime and Punishment
Warn others of the latest scam, hire a mercenary to seek revenge or brag about your kills. This is the place to discuss the criminal elements of EVE.
Except it wasn't the OP's kill, it was a CONCORDOKEN using a stupid game mechanic because EVE's base code doesn't recognize allies beyond the same corporation in a fleet.
cool story bro. I have 17 million, let me buy you a pint. *checks wallet* No wait, (insert Popular Pirate) stole my wallet.
EVE internet memes used more then OVER NINE FALCONS!!!!
post with your main you pansy
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.08 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Craeder
Originally by: ViRUS Pottage
Crime and Punishment
Warn others of the latest scam, hire a mercenary to seek revenge or brag about your kills. This is the place to discuss the criminal elements of EVE.
Except it wasn't the OP's kill, it was a CONCORDOKEN using a stupid game mechanic because EVE's base code doesn't recognize allies beyond the same corporation in a fleet.
cool story bro. I have 17 million, let me buy you a pint. *checks wallet* No wait, (insert Popular Pirate) stole my wallet.
EVE internet memes used more then OVER NINE FALCONS!!!!
If it wasn't for me this guy (probably your main) wouldn't have lost a loki (at least this time I highly doubt that he could keep it for that long) so yeah I think its my kill even if I did use concord.
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