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Mmmmm bacon	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:05:00 - [1] Well heres what happened. My sister who btw has huge Ds. She says their C-cups but I dont believe it. Shes home from college, I was sitting on the couch watching TV, she came out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel with her hair flowing down. She says oh whats on TV, this is one of my favorite shows, and me being nervous never really seeing my sister like this before, I was like oh well its mine too, so she said do you mind if I sit here with you and watch it real quick, its a two seater sofa we were sitting on, she she sits next to me and smiles at me, I smile back at her. So were watching it and I cant help but to focus on how good she is smelling, so i was taken glances over at her. She noticed me glancing at her, and she asked me what I was looking at, I was like um nothing its just that we havent seen you in about three years, its been a long time, she was like I know its been such a long time youve gotten so big, then I was like wow you too, and she noticed me looking at her top. She was laughing and was like what can I say. I was like well you know...dont take this the wrong way but you are damn beautiful. she looked at me with a little bit of disgust at first then she was like you have gotten pretty cute yourself, thats when she gave me a kiss on the cheek and looked at me. with her look I couldnt control myself any more but I kept realizing she was my sister I cant take this any further, thats when I turned off the TV and she knew what was gonna happen next Thats when she put her arm around me and was like but you know our parents could be home in about thirty minutes what do we do, I was like I know but this is the only chance we will ever get to be alone, so as I glanced in her eyes and she glanced in mine she was leaning in and so was I, our lips touched, when all of a sudden my mom came bursting through the door. She saw what we were doing and was disgusted. She pushed me away from my sister and slapped her, then she turned to me, her finger pointed straight at my face, and she said, You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought "Now forget it, yo homes to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. thats when I realized I never have been loved by any woman like this again. It was beautiful, it was great and will always stay in my memories. i just wondered what would've happened if my mother didn't interrupt...
Another Liberthas Caldari Ha'Menudim	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:12:00 - [2] This isn't 4chan, is it?
mercyonman Caldari SOMBER SOLAR WINDS	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:14:00 - [3] wait is it sister by blood? or is it a step sister. cause even though it would be your step sister is would be less of a OMG but man i wouldn't know what to say. i mean damn just. damn holy crap. but hey i guess it was uncontrollable. but good luck washing it from your parents mind When you crash your car, then jump out running down the street to save your pod. Then you're playing way too much eve - MacGrowler III
Bestofworst Worstofbest Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:16:00 - [4] Originally by: Mmmmm bacon Well heres what happened. My sister who btw has huge Ds. She says their C-cups but I dont believe it. Shes home from college, I was sitting on the couch watching TV, she came out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel with her hair flowing down. She says oh whats on TV, this is one of my favorite shows, and me being nervous never really seeing my sister like this before, I was like oh well its mine too, so she said do you mind if I sit here with you and watch it real quick, its a two seater sofa we were sitting on, she she sits next to me and smiles at me, I smile back at her. So were watching it and I cant help but to focus on how good she is smelling, so i was taken glances over at her. She noticed me glancing at her, and she asked me what I was looking at, I was like um nothing its just that we havent seen you in about three years, its been a long time, she was like I know its been such a long time youve gotten so big, then I was like wow you too, and she noticed me looking at her top. She was laughing and was like what can I say. I was like well you know...dont take this the wrong way but you are damn beautiful. she looked at me with a little bit of disgust at first then she was like you have gotten pretty cute yourself, thats when she gave me a kiss on the cheek and looked at me. with her look I couldnt control myself any more but I kept realizing she was my sister I cant take this any further, thats when I turned off the TV and she knew what was gonna happen next Thats when she put her arm around me and was like but you know our parents could be home in about thirty minutes what do we do, I was like I know but this is the only chance we will ever get to be alone, so as I glanced in her eyes and she glanced in mine she was leaning in and so was I, our lips touched, when all of a sudden my mom came bursting through the door. She saw what we were doing and was disgusted. She pushed me away from my sister and slapped her, then she turned to me, her finger pointed straight at my face, and she said, You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought "Now forget it, yo homes to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. thats when I realized I never have been loved by any woman like this again. It was beautiful, it was great and will always stay in my memories. i just wondered what would've happened if my mother didn't interrupt... Oh god damnit... ________________________________________________ My Music Posts slowly rising in quality to the decline of my dignity.
Jin Nib	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:24:00 - [5] Given that the refrence is really old here's a link to help people out. -Jin Nib Trading on behalf of Opera Noir since: 2009.03.02 03:53:00
Bestofworst Worstofbest Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:28:00 - [6] Originally by: Jin Nib Given that the refrence is really old here's a link to help people out. Am I the only person who already knew it and then watched it all the way through and liked it? ________________________________________________ My Music Posts slowly rising in quality to the decline of my dignity.
Jin Nib	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:30:00 - [7] Originally by: Bestofworst Worstofbest Originally by: Jin Nib Given that the refrence is really old here's a link to help people out. Am I the only person who already knew it and then watched it all the way through and liked it? No. But we wont talk about that anymore. -Jin Nib Trading on behalf of Opera Noir since: 2009.03.02 03:53:00
baltec1 Antares Shipyards Vanguard.	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:39:00 - [8] Whats this? **** in MY eve?!?!
Jin Nib	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:43:00 - [9] Originally by: baltec1 Whats this? ** in MY eve?!?! I wish? Please bring back the ** spam CCP! Can we never be satisfied? OMG -Jin Nib Trading on behalf of Opera Noir since: 2009.03.02 03:53:00
THE L0CK	Posted - 2009.08.19 02:45:00 - [10] All I gathered is that the op and his sister were watching the fresh prince of Bel air which they both enjoy and committing acts of incest and he got the 2 stories intermingled. Originally by: Whitehound If I think, but I do not.
Almori	Posted - 2009.08.19 03:12:00 - [11] Edited by: Almori on 19/08/2009 03:13:46 Edited by: Almori on 19/08/2009 03:13:28 Edited by: Almori on 19/08/2009 03:13:02 Disgusting! This has been forbidden for as long as I can remember. I can recall of no people allowing males to mate with their sisters. My god this is sick! edit : Perhaps if it were your cousin, then ok, but for God's sake not your own sister! edit 2 : typos.
Arvald Caldari Imperial Manufactorum Aegis Militia	Posted - 2009.08.19 05:30:00 - [12] Originally by: THE L0CK All I gathered is that the op and his sister were watching the fresh prince of Bel air which they both enjoy and committing acts of incest and he got the 2 stories intermingled. more like WINcest ok but seriously, next person that derails my thread gets a railroad spike shoved through their neck
Azirapheal Amarr Armored Core Inc. The Council.	Posted - 2009.08.19 05:31:00 - [13] hillbilly much? bopping his head to FPOBA at 7am... my neighbors going to *ing hate me Originally by:** CCP Zymurgist SoonÖ
Cing Liberdanis Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders	Posted - 2009.08.19 06:31:00 - [14] This is the cancer that is killing OOPE.
Bestofworst Worstofbest Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.08.19 06:34:00 - [15] Originally by: Cing Liberdanis This is the cancer that is killing OOPE. The WoW Offtopic boards must be down... ________________________________________________ My Music Posts slowly rising in quality to the decline of my dignity.
Sera Ryskin	Posted - 2009.08.19 06:43:00 - [16] Pics or it didn't happen. (Hey, someone had to say it...) ========== Merin is currently enjoying a 14 day vacation from the forums. Until she returns, you've got me to entertain you!
Devine13 Nomad LLP	Posted - 2009.08.19 06:44:00 - [17] so, what happened to the bacon?
Sazkyen	Posted - 2009.08.19 07:07:00 - [18] Originally by: Mmmmm bacon and it had dice in the mirror That's probably the most ridiculous detail I've ever heard. Also, why make up stories like this? Are you in for some short story competition?
adfadfadfawe	Posted - 2009.08.19 07:43:00 - [19] Just because you see it on slashdot or 4chan doesn't mean its a good idea to repost it to other places. Stop the cycle.
Jin Nib	Posted - 2009.08.19 07:54:00 - [20] Originally by: Sazkyen Originally by: Mmmmm bacon and it had dice in the mirror That's probably the most ridiculous detail I've ever heard. Also, why make up stories like this? Are you in for some short story competition? It's from the theme song. I think this was an attempt at comedy. Or troll. It's hard to tell really given that its not very successful as either. Try harder OP. -Jin Nib Trading on behalf of Opera Noir since: 2009.03.02 03:53:00
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2009.08.19 11:52:00 - [21] What are these new*s doing n my ~~Internet Spaceship~~ DUST 514 Discussion Forum?!?!?! _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008 Originally by:** CCP Fallout :facepalm:
SeismicForce Terra Incognita Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2009.08.19 12:27:00 - [22] Incest, a fun game the whole family can play! Originally by: Allisie In a recent interview, a dev mentioned that ships and skills cause lag and will be removed in EVE 2.
Slade Trillgon Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.08.19 12:29:00 - [23] Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 19/08/2009 12:29:07 Originally by: SeismicForce Incest, a fun game the whole family can play! Especially when his newly found hot sister creates a seismic force in his pants. Zing Slade Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat! =v=
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2009.08.19 12:30:00 - [24] Originally by: SeismicForce Incest, a fun game the whole family can play! Technically Mum and Dad have to sit out. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008 Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
Slade Trillgon Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.08.19 12:46:00 - [25] Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 19/08/2009 12:46:40 Originally by: Blane Xero Originally by: SeismicForce Incest, a fun game the whole family can play! Technically Mum and Dad have to sit out. As far as I know it is a game that is more frequently initiated by the parents Slade Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat! =v=
Bestofworst Worstofbest Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.08.19 12:48:00 - [26] Originally by: SeismicForce Incest, a fun game the whole family can play! Frequently played along with Sorry(TM) ________________________________________________ My Music Posts slowly rising in quality to the decline of my dignity.
SeismicForce Terra Incognita Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2009.08.19 13:36:00 - [27] Originally by: Slade Trillgon Especially when his newly found hot sister creates a seismic force in his pants. Zing Slade He he, been waiting for a good use for my name Originally by: Allisie In a recent interview, a dev mentioned that ships and skills cause lag and will be removed in EVE 2.
Mmmmm bacon	Posted - 2009.08.19 13:55:00 - [28] Originally by: SeismicForce Originally by: Slade Trillgon Especially when his newly found hot sister creates a seismic force in his pants. Zing Slade He he, been waiting for a good use for my name Hey you! Get back in my underpants where you belong!
Bestofworst Worstofbest Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.08.19 14:14:00 - [29] Originally by: Mmmmm bacon Originally by: SeismicForce Originally by: Slade Trillgon Especially when his newly found hot sister creates a seismic force in his pants. Zing Slade He he, been waiting for a good use for my name Hey you! Get back in my underpants where you belong! Yes, right where I left mine. Bowchickabowwow ________________________________________________ My Music Posts slowly rising in quality to the decline of my dignity.
Xtreem Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc. Exxxotic	Posted - 2009.08.19 14:28:00 - [30] i hate it when i am forced to with my uncle in bel air :(

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