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Epegi Givo Amarr Araja clan	Posted - 2009.08.22 01:31:00 - [1] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 22/08/2009 01:32:19 The previous corrupted wish threads are all dead, so why not start another. How to play: The person above you makes a wish, you have to find some way to make it so it comes true, but make it go horribly wrong for him/her in some way. When you are finished, make your own wish. You are not allowed to make wishes about the next person's wish, or about how they corrupt yours. When corrupting a wish, you cannot make it so a thing completely unrelated to the wish happen. EX: a person wishes for a jove frigate, one that CCP can't confiscate Bad corruption: The person is flying around, when a car falls onto his head from out of totally nowhere. Good corruption: CCP learns about the jove frigate, and fires the person in charge of making sure stuff like that never happens. That person needed the job, and will lose EVERYTHING for you getting him fired. He decides that suicide is the only option left now, and with the remaining money he has, he hires a hitman to kill you in one of the most creative ways possible. The hitman decided on getting a helicopter, towing a car below it, and dropping the car on your head, killing you. Both corruptions ended with the wisher having a car falling on his/her head, but one is related to the wish, the other isn't. I wish that had arms that can stretch into whatever shape/length I want them to. ------------------------------------- My other alt is A Ferrari Binary Translator
Janice Jankowski	Posted - 2009.08.22 02:22:00 - [2] You shape your bendy arms once and they become stuck like that. I wish for a longer thread
Trustworthy Joe	Posted - 2009.08.22 02:35:00 - [3] Originally by: Janice Jankowski You shape your bendy arms once and they become stuck like that. I wish for a longer thread very well, a moderator will follow this post and then lock it, extending the thread by 2 posts. i wish this thread would be locked _______________________ with a name as trustworthy as mine, i cant POSSIBLY be an alt Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails <-- this is your brain on boosters
Iasius Mercurialis Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.08.22 03:09:00 - [4] Hitmen? Hur weaksauce in my experience. cluck cluck Still yet to be surprised. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. ~Saint
Epegi Givo Amarr Araja clan	Posted - 2009.08.22 03:22:00 - [5] Originally by: Trustworthy Joe Originally by: Janice Jankowski You shape your bendy arms once and they become stuck like that. I wish for a longer thread very well, a moderator will follow this post and then lock it, extending the thread by 2 posts. i wish this thread would be locked Granted. The pod-pilot named "The L0CK" has instituted started doing things he considers "Locking" to 10 specific threads. Locking is where he hacks into the CCP database, and finds out every player name from a specific IP address. And he does this for he 2nd reply in each of the 10 threads. Then he hires mercs to hunt down and destroy each of those charecters for 3 years. Everyone in the other 9 threads he chose left EVE, but you wished for this thread to be "Locked" so you are now not going to be able to do anything in EVE for 3 years. I wish the person below me has a strange urge to poke themself on the left knee once every day. ------------------------------------- My other alt is A Ferrari Binary Translator
Arvald Caldari Imperial Manufactorum Aegis Militia	Posted - 2009.08.22 04:27:00 - [6] Originally by: Epegi Givo Originally by: Trustworthy Joe Originally by: Janice Jankowski You shape your bendy arms once and they become stuck like that. I wish for a longer thread very well, a moderator will follow this post and then lock it, extending the thread by 2 posts. i wish this thread would be locked Granted. The pod-pilot named "The L0CK" has instituted started doing things he considers "Locking" to 10 specific threads. Locking is where he hacks into the CCP database, and finds out every player name from a specific IP address. And he does this for he 2nd reply in each of the 10 threads. Then he hires mercs to hunt down and destroy each of those charecters for 3 years. Everyone in the other 9 threads he chose left EVE, but you wished for this thread to be "Locked" so you are now not going to be able to do anything in EVE for 3 years. I wish the person below me has a strange urge to poke themself on the left knee once every day. granted, but they do it with a knife and you end up feeling really bad about it and jump off a building i wish my toe wasnt broken ok but seriously, next person that derails my thread gets a railroad spike shoved through their neck
Nomakai Delateriel Amarr Ammatar Free Corps Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2009.08.22 05:11:00 - [7] Originally by: Arvald i wish my toe wasnt broken Granted. However Russia just started a military offensive towards western Europe and the draft is re-instituted in almost every nation on earth. Since your toe is no longer broken you're now considered perfectly healthy and you're drafted into 79th mechanized infantry, also known as "The guys that go first into hopeless situations so that nobody else has to" I wish I could find a decent apartment where the rent wasn't equivalent to highway robbery. ______________________________________________ -My respect can not be won, only lost. It's given freely and only grudgingly withdrawn.
Trustworthy Joe	Posted - 2009.08.22 05:40:00 - [8] Originally by: Nomakai Delateriel Originally by: Arvald i wish my toe wasnt broken Granted. However Russia just started a military offensive towards western Europe and the draft is re-instituted in almost every nation on earth. Since your toe is no longer broken you're now considered perfectly healthy and you're drafted into 79th mechanized infantry, also known as "The guys that go first into hopeless situations so that nobody else has to" I wish I could find a decent apartment where the rent wasn't equivalent to highway robbery. granted. however, you were robbed on the way to the apartment, so you cant afford it anyway. i wish i had a fool proof wish that i used on something good. _______________________ with a name as trustworthy as mine, i cant POSSIBLY be an alt Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails <-- this is your brain on boosters
Janice Jankowski	Posted - 2009.08.22 05:47:00 - [9] Originally by: Trustworthy Joe i wish i had a fool proof wish that i used on something good. granted, you use it one something good, but it's so good that you sty with it all the time and die alone. I wish for games to be tested more before release
Bestofworst Worstofbest Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.08.22 06:15:00 - [10] Originally by: Janice Jankowski Originally by: Trustworthy Joe i wish i had a fool proof wish that i used on something good. granted, you use it one something good, but it's so good that you sty with it all the time and die alone. I wish for games to be tested more before release granted, the game is never being released due to "continued testing". I wish C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER... and a pony. ________________________________________________ My Music Posts slowly rising in quality to the decline of my dignity.
PKlavins Caldari Extinction Severe	Posted - 2009.08.22 12:46:00 - [11] Originally by: Bestofworst Worstofbest Originally by: Janice Jankowski Originally by: Trustworthy Joe i wish i had a fool proof wish that i used on something good. granted, you use it one something good, but it's so good that you sty with it all the time and die alone. I wish for games to be tested more before release granted, the game is never being released due to "continued testing". I wish C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER... and a pony. Granted. The combo breaker breaks the vital combination of bones, sinew and ligaments in the pony's legs. The legless pony, a little bit ****ed off, bites you in the gonads. I wish for more war targets to log on... The new 7.5km web = web + scram = "Wamble".
Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2009.08.22 12:49:00 - [12] Granted. All your war targets log on simultaneously... ... to an adult-themed dating website, where they meet your mother, and arrange a 300-on-1 orgy. I wish Legions didn't suck.
Bestofworst Worstofbest Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.08.22 12:58:00 - [13] Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Granted. All your war targets log on simultaneously... ... to an adult-themed dating website, where they meet your mother, and arrange a 300-on-1 orgy. I wish Legions didn't suck. Granted.. no wait.. not granted... ________________________________________________ My Music Posts slowly rising in quality to the decline of my dignity.
Spei Prodetor	Posted - 2009.08.22 15:38:00 - [14] Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Granted. All your war targets log on simultaneously... ... to an adult-themed dating website, where they meet your mother, and arrange a 300-on-1 orgy. I wish Legions didn't suck. Granted; Legions didn't just suck it blew, it was in fact so horrid that you were committed to a mental institution. I wish this thread never started
Epegi Givo Amarr Araja clan	Posted - 2009.08.22 18:57:00 - [15] Originally by: Spei Prodetor Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Granted. All your war targets log on simultaneously... ... to an adult-themed dating website, where they meet your mother, and arrange a 300-on-1 orgy. I wish Legions didn't suck. Granted; Legions didn't just suck it blew, it was in fact so horrid that you were committed to a mental institution. I wish this thread never started Granted. An alien civilization is thinking of going to war with earth and killimg us all. The deciding factor for them declaring war is based on how entertaining our culture is. At the point of deciding, we were JUST enough of them being entertained for them to come to us and give us incredible technology. But, this thread never came into existence, making us barely not entertaining enough. They then go to war and wipe out all humanity. I wish for a bag of Jolly Ranchers that always has what flavor i want. ------------------------------------- My other alt is A Ferrari Binary Translator
Atreus Tac Blood Covenant Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.08.22 19:23:00 - [16] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish for a bag of Jolly Ranchers that always has what flavor i want. Granted. However although it is in your favourite flavour the first one you pick is crammed with fluorosulfuric acid (google it) whcih burns your tongue so you have no sense of taste. As you have no sense of taste you cannot know which is your favourite flavour. I wish for a happy ending to my life __________________________________________________________ [16:54:07] Kopier Tante > if you got an mwd then your completly ****ed [16:54:34] Kopier Tante > you got no defence, no speed, nothing.
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.08.22 20:46:00 - [17] Originally by: Atreus Tac Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish for a bag of Jolly Ranchers that always has what flavor i want. Granted. However although it is in your favourite flavour the first one you pick is crammed with fluorosulfuric acid (google it) whcih burns your tongue so you have no sense of taste. As you have no sense of taste you cannot know which is your favourite flavour. I wish for a happy ending to my life Granted. You go to a Chinese massage parlor, run by the world's most beautiful womens. After you get your happy ending, one of the masseuses rips your junk off and you bleed to death. I wish that Dr. Phil would make hilariously ugly babies with Oprah Winfrey.
Azirapheal Amarr Armored Core Inc. The Council.	Posted - 2009.08.22 21:17:00 - [18] Originally by: JordanParey Granted. You go to a Chinese massage parlor, run by the world's most beautiful womens. After you get your happy ending, one of the masseuses rips your junk off and you bleed to death. I wish that Dr. Phil would make hilariously ugly babies with Oprah Winfrey. granted, but they inbreed and propagate like rats, and gang pvp you. i wish i was chuck norris Originally by: CCP Zymurgist SoonÖ
Bestofworst Worstofbest Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.08.22 21:46:00 - [19] Originally by: Azirapheal Originally by: JordanParey Granted. You go to a Chinese massage parlor, run by the world's most beautiful womens. After you get your happy ending, one of the masseuses rips your junk off and you bleed to death. I wish that Dr. Phil would make hilariously ugly babies with Oprah Winfrey. granted, but they inbreed and propagate like rats, and gang pvp you. i wish i was chuck norris Granted, Bruce Lee kills you. I wish I had a klon*****bar ________________________________________________ My Music Posts slowly rising in quality to the decline of my dignity.
cello MN	Posted - 2009.08.22 23:22:00 - [20] granted, but the people againest junk food association come to your door and picket for 6 days. I wish i had 8 million dollars and 8 trillion ISK.
silly person	Posted - 2009.08.23 03:31:00 - [21] Originally by: cello MN I wish i had 8 million dollars and 8 trillion ISK. Granted. Your father dies, and at the reading of the will he leaves you 8 million dollars, 8 trillion isk, and the knowledge that his in game identity was Cat O'Ninetails. I wish I had a girlfriend to do activities with.
Saint Lazarus Spiorad ag fanaiocht	Posted - 2009.08.23 03:59:00 - [22] Originally by: silly person Originally by: cello MN I wish i had 8 million dollars and 8 trillion ISK. Granted. Your father dies, and at the reading of the will he leaves you 8 million dollars, 8 trillion isk, and the knowledge that his in game identity was Cat O'Ninetails. I wish I had a girlfriend to do activities with. Granted but those "activities" turn out to be knitting and spending time with her deranged caber tossing family and you get crushed I wish I didnt have to move to a new house ----------------- My EvE Comic
Bestofworst Worstofbest Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.08.23 04:33:00 - [23] Originally by: Saint Lazarus Originally by: silly person Originally by: cello MN I wish i had 8 million dollars and 8 trillion ISK. Granted. Your father dies, and at the reading of the will he leaves you 8 million dollars, 8 trillion isk, and the knowledge that his in game identity was Cat O'Ninetails. I wish I had a girlfriend to do activities with. Granted but those "activities" turn out to be knitting and spending time with her deranged caber tossing family and you get crushed I wish I didnt have to move to a new house Granted, you are now homeless. I wish I had a driver's License ________________________________________________ My Music Posts slowly rising in quality to the decline of my dignity.
Sigvald Gottschalk	Posted - 2009.08.23 04:39:00 - [24] Originally by: Bestofworst Worstofbest I wish I had a driver's License Granted. One more car on the road pushes global warming over the tipping point, causing catastrophic floods and storms, killing ~15% of the Earth's population, yourself and your immediate family included. I wish I could finish my degree faster.
Trustworthy Joe	Posted - 2009.08.23 05:50:00 - [25] Originally by: Sigvald Gottschalk Originally by: Bestofworst Worstofbest I wish I had a driver's License Granted. One more car on the road pushes global warming over the tipping point, causing catastrophic floods and storms, killing ~15% of the Earth's population, yourself and your immediate family included. I wish I could finish my degree faster. granted, your mail in degrees for muderology and murderonomy arrive. you are now Dr Zoidberg. i wish i had an archon that can fly 23k ms with no agility, tanking, damage, or sensor problems. _______________________ with a name as trustworthy as mine, i cant POSSIBLY be an alt Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails <-- this is your brain on boosters
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.08.23 07:25:00 - [26] Originally by: Trustworthy Joe Originally by: Sigvald Gottschalk i wish i had an archon that can fly 23k ms with no agility, tanking, damage, or sensor problems. Granted. The only place it can be used is on the test servers. I wish I can bend light. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
LukeIAmYourForumAlt	Posted - 2009.08.23 07:26:00 - [27] Originally by: Trustworthy Joe i wish i had an archon that can fly 23k ms with no agility, tanking, damage, or sensor problems. Granted, but you don't have a drone bay now. I wish I had a magic beer bottle that never got empty and was always ice cold.
Epegi Givo Amarr Araja clan	Posted - 2009.08.23 07:33:00 - [28] Originally by: Aesgrim Originally by: Trustworthy Joe Originally by: Sigvald Gottschalk i wish i had an archon that can fly 23k ms with no agility, tanking, damage, or sensor problems. Granted. The only place it can be used is on the test servers. I wish I can bend light. Granted, You can't control how you bend light though. You are driving along, when you accidentally bend light to make yourself not notice that you are drifting into the oncoming lane of traffic. You crash headfirst into a bus and die. I wish that there was a competition of who has the best forum name, so the guy above me (who got skipped) could win it. ------------------------------------- My other alt is A Ferrari Binary Translator
cello MN	Posted - 2009.08.23 19:19:00 - [29] wish granted but it gets locked I wish that keyloggers don't get me because i opened that one "far from home world" comic link
Devilspawn666	Posted - 2009.08.23 20:30:00 - [30] Originally by: cello MN I wish that keyloggers don't get me because i opened that one "far from home world" comic link Granted, you don't get a keylogger. Instead you get last measure, and malware entrenches itself in your computer that will randomly cause last measure to pop up and crank up the volume so everyone can hear it while you are at work. I wish I had more cookies to eat.

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