|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Morvyn
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
|
Posted - 2009.09.04 23:25:00 -
[1]
So I don't know if you guys noticed, but ever since BoB died 0.0 has been boring as ****. There are only 3 power blocs nowadays: the NC, the Russians, and Goon & Friends.
Someone really needs to invade some ****. Like, how about this: Morsus Mihi does a full standings reset towards everyone and starts a war in the north, xxXxxXXxXXxXXXLEGION OF DEATHxxXXxXXXxxxXXxxxX (PROTIP: Adding X's to your name makes you at least 100 times cooler.) resets SOLAR FLEET/WING and invades their ****, and AAA does a full-scale invasion of Delve.
Wouldn't that **** be fun to read about on the forums?
Even though BoB were a bunch of arrogant bastards, at least they generated some lulz on the forums. Now all we have is a bunch of Goon posts, which were funny when Kenny was still crying about them but now nobody cares tbh.
|
Morvyn
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
|
Posted - 2009.09.05 00:20:00 -
[2]
Edited by: Morvyn on 05/09/2009 00:25:38
Originally by: Snot Shot
Welp just to show you that you are right......Goons are now in Jita with 200 man Fleet hiding from us in 4-4... The NAPT right and left hand has slowed down and no one knows what to do next. But all I gotta say is thanks NC/PL for giving us the EVE that we have today........good job...
Maybe the NAPT can go after another few smaller Alliances because they "stept out of line" and squash them like.......who was it that got blamed for that again? Oh wait...nah, BoB went after the big fish and kept EVE interesting while all the while trying to keep Goons from taking over the game cuz they knew this would happen if they did...
As always, in before your ghay, i hate u, u mad, tears, we control our right hand who controls the left, and DUST is where Goons will drive the knife home and finally kill EVE......
.
My alt is in Jita atm, and I actually saw Goons *****ing about that **** in local. Upon doing so, a Privateer asked, "u mad?" which made me lol pretty hard.
EDIT:
Originally by: Vxrasa
Originally by: MIRKINZ Edited by: MIRKINZ on 04/09/2009 23:54:45 Lies, CVA space is undersiege and goons have fail cascaded and now only has 39 outposts. Too bad we arent part of any power bloc mentioned or else something kewl could happen..
Edit: Also some fine cheese is in order for CVA as they have held up to the pressure for sooo long
Yes, Providence is being lost as we speak, sov 4s are dropping like flies, failscades are imminent.
o wait...
Tbqh, I do hope someone takes Providence. CVA & friends are basically what would happen if Chribba was an alliance, in that if they die everyone else will come help them. And, that can only have one result: lots of internet spaceships dying, and lots of crying / tears / ****posting on the forums.
|
Morvyn
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
|
Posted - 2009.09.05 00:44:00 -
[3]
Originally by: Snot Shot
Originally by: Innominate Edited by: Innominate on 05/09/2009 00:33:20 Three problems preventing major wars right now:
The first is the dust announcement, combined with the announcement of sov changes. Nobody wants to mess with sov when the system is likely to change drastically. This massive unknown is enough to prevent any large scale war investment.
The second is that a war requires someone to take the loser's space. There's a limited number of alliances competent enough to take sov even in undefended space. Look at how long Goonswarm's essentially undefended holdings in the east lasted, despite there being alliances looking to take it. At the moment there aren't many candidates you could GIVE space to.
And the third is that the death of bob was the end of a larger several year long almost nonstop conflict spanning the galaxy. Few are in a hurry to start a new one.
And the fourth which you forgot is:
[ZAF/KIA/MT][RA/MH/WI/XX/SoT/TCF][GS/PL/MM/RZ]---[Choo Chooo!!]>>>......TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!
.
You know, even though I really never liked BoB & pets at all because they were a bunch of arrogant bastards, it's really making the game boring as **** to just sit around and watch the NC, the Russians, Goon/PL, and AAAtlas give eachother reacharounds all day and not fighting anyone else.
|
Morvyn
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
|
Posted - 2009.09.05 01:09:00 -
[4]
Originally by: ThorTheGreat
Originally by: Morvyn
You know, even though I really never liked BoB & pets at all because they were a bunch of arrogant bastards, it's really making the game boring as **** to just sit around and watch the NC, the Russians, Goon/PL, and AAAtlas give eachother reacharounds all day and not fighting anyone else.
*sits on the sidelines screaming about how everyone else should do something*
Hey bro, if we weren't about to pwnmobile the Alliance Tournament, we would be dining in NOL- right now.
|
Morvyn
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
|
Posted - 2009.09.05 01:18:00 -
[5]
Originally by: ThorTheGreat
Originally by: Morvyn
Hey bro, if we weren't about to pwnmobile the Alliance Tournament, we would be dining in NOL- right now.
That's weird we seem to be able to act AND talk at the same time...
Tbqfh Goons are better at forums than any other alliance in the game so this is only to be expected.
|
Morvyn
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
|
Posted - 2009.09.05 04:46:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Hate Illa thorthegreat,
Sup brah. Nice killboard stats. You are a fearsome force within EVE. Riddle me this...what happens to you when PL and the NC disavow you?
Whatchu gonna do? You gonna attack someone? LOL You cannot do anything without PL and the NC. You are running a ponzi scheme. Time is running out though.
You better lower the SA signup fee. Five thousand other goons cant cash the checks your mouth is writing.
U mad?
|
Morvyn
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
|
Posted - 2009.09.05 05:04:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Hate Illa
Originally by: Morvyn
Originally by: Hate Illa thorthegreat,
Sup brah. Nice killboard stats. You are a fearsome force within EVE. Riddle me this...what happens to you when PL and the NC disavow you?
Whatchu gonna do? You gonna attack someone? LOL You cannot do anything without PL and the NC. You are running a ponzi scheme. Time is running out though.
You better lower the SA signup fee. Five thousand other goons cant cash the checks your mouth is writing.
U mad?
Nah U mad?
I'm going to have to say fail on this one. My link was a) a superior song, and b) actually relevant to the link text. So...
|
|
|
|