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Ahistaja
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.15 22:01:00 -
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Edited by: Ahistaja on 15/09/2009 22:01:49
Originally by: edeity I am deeply interested in this topic, however must ask for credentials and reference. I do wish to understand more on the Goon but as is known from common experience, words and meaning itself serves a different purpose when crafted by a Goon.
You come here obviously to engage in discussion. If so, please provide some proof or evidence of the dogmatic authority of your views on the religion of Goon. I would like to take you at face value but alas experience points otherwise.
My stated purpose in life is the conversion of souls to the Amarrian faith, and to make this a truly recognised religion across all space and all time. Truth is eternal and omnipresent. Further discourse on this subject if genuinely of interest to you is welcome. There may yet be common ground to explore.
The dogmatic authority of Jihadism is the divine revelation of the Prophet Karttoon (pbuh). Further proof is neither required nor necessary; the faithful see the excellence of Jihadism's divine works and the lamentations of the infidels and are contented.
There is only one god and Karttoon is his Prophet. Aloha Akhbar.
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Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.09.16 13:17:00 -
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Edited by: Lindsay Logan on 16/09/2009 13:17:38
Originally by: Zarithas Edited by: Zarithas on 09/09/2009 15:30:28
Originally by: Trish Red
Quote: At the core of our religion is the belief that God, that Divinity Itself, is in every asteroid, every moon, every world. We believe that every asteroid, given time, will form itself into a new world.
This means that the miners are not only infidels, but also the greatest enemy of your goonish faith?
This is correct. The grave sin of ultra-capitalistic asteroid defilement, and its refinement and production into yet more unclean mining ships all to continue degrading Allah's holy creations is the most evil cycle.
There is no greater enemy.
Why not start by restoring the sanctity of goon's dyspro moons? Those moons are quite holy as well.
Just asking.
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Cancer Face
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.16 13:53:00 -
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They are sacred indeed. They are orbited by Karttoon's Sacred Orbital Mosques.
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Poonetch
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Posted - 2009.10.01 07:20:00 -
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Sweet, goonswarm is giving up mining. Conract all your infidel tools of defilation to me at 1 isk per and i will gladly help you with your hypocritcal cruisade. Hulks and Mackinaws first plz. Also include bpo's of those tools of infidel defilation.
Then proceed to remove all your towers and jumpgates since those run off ice products that are also MINED and move to drone space where you can mine with guns. This also means get rid of all jumpfreighters, dreds, carriers, motherships and titans since you will no longer need them to purge high sec and park them at towers also reducing the need for ice products. No more seige mode plz, Fly through the exsiting gates.
For all those cap ship bpo'S i am willing to put up 2 isk per as compensation in aiding you with your cruisade.
I agree with you completely on this yippy yiii yay to the faith
Lets see how true you are to your faitful words of wisedom. or possibly
Is this a guise to roleplay and greif the commoners of empire space so you can justify being common greifing lowlife pirates that chose to target the weak for profit.
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Mihali
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.10.02 12:29:00 -
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Dear Goonswarm,
I'm mining the heck out of these asteroids right now & you can't do nothing about it. 
Oh, is that Mercoxit. Oh yes!
Stop messing with my slack, pinko. Praise Bob! |

Goa'Tnigoe
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Posted - 2009.10.02 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux Beliefs and Practices (Core Tenets)
We believe that every world longs to live in the warm embrace of the Almighty.
No Almighty [pick your preference] seems to have been able to create their perfect universe. They're Almighty, they just need some bruisers to do the dirty work for them. They -could- do it in the blink of an eye, they just so happen to be in a staring contest with the god in the other universe. I think it's an outsourcing thing.
Or: the Almighty is Almighty, he just can't be bothered. "And on the 6th day, Gawd said "Whatever"and gave it a rest".
This leads to a farce called Jihadswarm and the head blue pill snorter finding their own bovine excrement rationale for being the terminally tiresome "Wha, dunno dude. I'm bored, wanna shoot some miners, just fer lulz?"
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Good Fellow
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Posted - 2009.10.03 04:23:00 -
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Your faith is flawed, as is Karttoon. You do not lead by example, nor do you practice what you preach.
Cleanse yourselves before striving to provide JUSTICE to the masses.
Your current path is one of JUST-US and it makes you the infidel in the eyes of the allmighty.
Karttoons delusions of the rightous path are the product of excessive use of booster drugs and the feeling of invulnerability after having run out of targets to blob.
Repent you sins lest you become the new BOB!!!
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jack morrigan
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Posted - 2009.10.05 12:56:00 -
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Fools do you not know that religion is nothing but a tool designed by those who desire power and wealth. It's sole purpose is to control the minds and actions of others, by promising bliss and rewards in the after life, in exchange for a life of hardship and suffering in this one, and all you will get for your loyalty is a cold and lonely grave. |

Jaggath
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Posted - 2009.10.06 01:08:00 -
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The pursuit of religious goals and crusades has only ever ended in an increase of needless bloodshed. It is the curse of those who shackle themselve to a supposed Authority higher then man. I look out in to the cold empty of space and I see.... nothing. There is no divine authority. Your Prophet Karttoon has fabricated your deity in the pursuit of his own personal power, and you have bought wholey in to his lies. Nothing makes slaves better then religion it seems.
But even going further, what does this religion promise us? We are the immortal gods of space, our life extended in to the millenia. What is the reason to shackle one's self to a deity if the rewards of the afterlife will never truely come.
You are fools following the teachings of a crafty con man, no different then the fools who have their accounts emptied by those they trusted.
Though I suspect this is just one more excuse for the sickening orginazation known as the Goons to justify their rampent piracy.
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James Marlow
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Posted - 2009.10.06 22:26:00 -
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Everything else aside, Ledoux and the rest of his cronies sound like a bunch of buffoons, peppering their declarations with words like "Allah" and "Jihad". Those two terms mean "God" and "Struggle" in Arabic, and to randomly switch to another language after using English makes no sense at all. What, are you trying to imply Goons are like the extremely stereotypical Muslims the media portrays? It sure sounds like that, especially since you use the term "Mosque", which is a term used SPECIFICALLY FOR ISLAM. Okay, so you're putting up a front of being some fanatical terrorist organization, or something along those lines, and you're inadvertently blasting Muslims as a result. Good job, Ledoux, you're a *****.
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Jinmei Nakasumi
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Posted - 2009.11.02 23:22:00 -
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Goonswarm 'used' to mean something. now its nothing more then a big fat retarted joke.
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Mad Murgan
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Posted - 2009.11.03 03:32:00 -
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Edited by: Mad Murgan on 03/11/2009 03:34:20 Upon hearing your words and pondering them I am forced to only one conclusion.
The average member of goonswarm is not only terminally psychotic and in serious need of purification but also of below average intellect.
So after much thought I must give this vulger and completely tasteless reponse to your heretical staements Mr devlish ledoux.
He-hem....
<insert explitive> goonswarm with a chainsaw sideways.
With that having been said I feel the need to apologise to everyone not associated with goonswarm especially any ranking members of the faith present. It is hard to listen to such heresy and not resort to unsactioned violence aginst the fools spewing it.
Do have a wonderfull day. Loyal to God, Empress and Empire.
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Titus Balls
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Posted - 2009.11.03 23:06:00 -
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Having nearly been suckered into the cult known as 'The Faith', I can gladly say I came to my senses at the last moment.
I have always been a man of science and free will - but I was going through a hard time. My brother had been taken as a slave while out on a mining op.
I had turned to drinking and had a Crash addiction. One day, in Rens, I had befriended one of their 'outreach program' guys. He was a nice guy and I used to see him around the bar I usually hung out on. One night where I got wasted, he helped me out and took me to sober up. We chatted away about how he went through a similar thing when his wife died but that the faith helped him.
After chatting for a few hours he pulled out this book about Karttoon and how he started 'The Faith' - and them blam, the sales pitch started. Seriously, the guy was freaky. His eyes changed and wanted me to pay him 1m ISK to come to some retreat where I could learn all about the faith.
Luckly I was pulled away by a mechanic that was working on my ship in the station (I took it out drunk and ended up bashing it against some asteroids). He told me that these guys this guy have been for a couple of months now here taking people to Delve to their 'retreat'.
Turned out they were basically locking you into some "everlasting contract" where you sign you're soul away for 5 billion years and you have to fight for them. I laughed. But after looking up stuff about them I hear the rumors are true.
Then luckly I met an old friend who I mined with a few years back and he was on the way down to Catch - he had heard about my brother, having worked with us both, and persuaded me to come down and check out the space. My brother may have been freed already and living and fighing with U'K. Unfortunatly he wasn't, and I haven't found him yet. But after meeting some great folk I decided to stay down here and help the U'K cause in the hope of freeing my brother.
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Sepherim
Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris Ordo Magna
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Posted - 2009.11.04 01:25:00 -
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Isn't the universe ironic!
http://z10.invisionfree.com/Ordo_quaesitorisOrdo Quaesitoris |
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