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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.10 01:24:00 -
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Edited by: ceaon on 10/09/2009 01:26:07
this can be considered a weird joke, but is really a joke ?
....many ppl on a ship after a storm the ship is ****ed up bla bla bla and few survive on a island; 6 chinese and one north american they have organize and live on the island until are rescued so they make daily tasks; hunt fishing collect food etc etc but all to feed the NA guy that do nothing all day the other 6 make every single thing for him ....
here comes the questions: WHY ? the 6 chinese work to maintain the NA guy ?
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Bestofworst Worstofbest
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.10 01:28:00 -
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Bigger *****.
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Mesuinu
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.09.10 01:28:00 -
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Because the NA guy found the whistle that controls the giant man-eating Polar Bear's in the forest before the others?
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Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.09.10 01:30:00 -
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They were raised under an authoritarian regime that indoctrinated them to blindly follow orders and the north american grew up with free choice in the country and so knows how to run a farm. He was also the ceo of an eve macro corp I heard. 
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Cardiana
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Posted - 2009.09.10 02:29:00 -
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Edited by: Cardiana on 10/09/2009 02:33:25
its love. love asks nothing in return. also the na guy obviously is injured so he cant roam around.
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Cardiana
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Posted - 2009.09.10 02:38:00 -
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or possibly they feed the already gotten fat from mc donalds na guy so much that they can all sit on his belly and row home?
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Jin Nib
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Posted - 2009.09.10 04:40:00 -
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Easy the NA is bat**** insane and they simply include them in their plans and give him offerings to appease him. In the mean time he's running up and down and doing all sorts of unspeakable things to the local fauna.
In other words they figure if he's happy he's less likely to bash their heads in witha rock while they sleep. Also they'd never give watch to him for the same reason. See they want it that way. 
-Jin Nib
Trading on behalf of Opera Noir since:
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Kata Dakini
Amarr
Flatiron Academy
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Posted - 2009.09.10 05:26:00 -
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The NA, in all likelihood, is an indistinguishable person, as this continent is home to more immigrants and refugees than the rest of the world combined.
Who knows where he is from. Maybe he's Chinese and was the smart one out of the seven to leave his crappy country and offer himself a more promising life.
For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized.
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chipdumper
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Posted - 2009.09.10 06:34:00 -
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The NA is handicapped, injured or incapacitated in some way.
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rValdez5987
Amarr
Imperial Guard.
Soldiers of Solitude
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Posted - 2009.09.10 06:38:00 -
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the OP explains the current state of both the Chinese and American economies.
it is essentially saying that if China wasn't gathering and creating stuff for the Americans, and we had to do it ourselves, China would produce for themselves rather than eating our scraps, and we as Americans would either have to live less richely or we would starve (both most likely)
Its an excerpt from a book called Crash Proof: How to survive the coming economic collapse, written by Peter Schiff. A book in which half of it already came true over the last two years. Worth the read. |
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chipdumper
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Posted - 2009.09.10 06:41:00 -
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Edited by: chipdumper on 10/09/2009 06:41:36
ah..its because the NA is female and the rest are male  Doh no this aint right
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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.10 07:54:00 -
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rValdez5987 hat off sir |
Sazkyen
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Posted - 2009.09.10 09:57:00 -
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Originally by: rValdez5987
the OP explains the current state of both the Chinese and American economies.
it is essentially saying that if China wasn't gathering and creating stuff for the Americans, and we had to do it ourselves, China would produce for themselves rather than eating our scraps, and we as Americans would either have to live less richely or we would starve (both most likely)
Its an excerpt from a book called Crash Proof: How to survive the coming economic collapse, written by Peter Schiff. A book in which half of it already came true over the last two years. Worth the read.
[Mortal Kombat narrator's voice] Flawless victory!
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adfadfadfawe
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Posted - 2009.09.10 10:14:00 -
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but... who was phone?!!
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HankMurphy
Minmatar
Pelennor Swarm
THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.09.10 10:32:00 -
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Originally by: ceaon
here comes the questions: WHY ? the 6 chinese work to maintain the NA guy ?
because thats how Sam Walton decided it should be?
oh its aJOKE, i thought you said metaphor
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Cardiana
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Posted - 2009.09.10 11:55:00 -
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Originally by: rValdez5987
the OP explains the current state of both the Chinese and American economies.
it is essentially saying that if China wasn't gathering and creating stuff for the Americans, and we had to do it ourselves, China would produce for themselves rather than eating our scraps, and we as Americans would either have to live less richely or we would starve (both most likely)
Its an excerpt from a book called Crash Proof: How to survive the coming economic collapse, written by Peter Schiff. A book in which half of it already came true over the last two years. Worth the read.
yes you cant cheaat balance 
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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.10 12:25:00 -
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the question is still there WHY ?
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.09.10 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: ceaon
the question is still there WHY ?
If they'd stopped feeding NA, the dollars in their wallets would become worthless?
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Cardiana
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Posted - 2009.09.10 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: ceaon
the question is still there WHY ?
the why is the resistance to the light itself,
if you want some ultimate answer here that is. 
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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.10 15:37:00 -
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i dont got the ultimate answer i got this
the NA guy is the "engine" for the island economy without him:
the 6 chinese dont need to work like a team
no reason to have one chinese that set who and what the daily tasks have to be made
without the NA guy each chinese only need to work few hours per day to get the food
without the NA guy there will be no work/tasks, without work/tasks the other 5 chinese cant be controlled
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Drunk Driver
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.09.10 15:47:00 -
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Originally by: ceaon
Edited by: ceaon on 10/09/2009 01:26:07
this can be considered a weird joke, but is really a joke ?
....many ppl on a ship after a storm the ship is ****ed up bla bla bla and few survive on a island; 6 chinese and one north american they have organize and live on the island until are rescued so they make daily tasks; hunt fishing collect food etc etc but all to feed the NA guy that do nothing all day the other 6 make every single thing for him ....
here comes the questions: WHY ? the 6 chinese work to maintain the NA guy ?
Maybe the NA guy has a mind control ray he bought from the Japanese robotics industry. He shoots the Chinese with it and they become slaves!
Or maybe the Chinese are stupid and work for the NA guy because they don't know any better.
Or maybe Satan hates the Chinese and keeps them beat down using his NA overlord.
Or maybe it's just a trick to fool you into thinking the Chinese are stupid until they can seize control of the mind control ray.
Or maybe the NA guy is really sexy and they work for him to get "favors".
Or maybe they're not Chinese at all. Maybe they're Koreans pretending to be Chinese to make the Chinese look bad.
Or maybe it's a group of secret French agents altered by plastic surgeons to look like Chinese while they search for the mind control ray while pretending to be stupid Chinese.
Or maybe it's a bunch of NA guys who are also Chinese and the first NA guy is their daddy and he spanks them if they don't work.
Or maybe you're example oversimplifies the conditions on the island.
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Cardiana
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Posted - 2009.09.10 16:07:00 -
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i think some dogmas we have about chinese are really trivial like also some dogmas we have about america. it is all so diverse and everyone is so kind really. news really sometimes pull your leg without noticing.
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Jin Nib
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Posted - 2009.09.10 17:51:00 -
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Originally by: Cardiana
i think some dogmas we have about chinese are really trivial like also some dogmas we have about america. it is all so diverse and everyone is so kind really. news really sometimes pull your leg without noticing.
Look, you can't just go around humanizing people on the net. It's not proper. People might start getting strange ideas about you...
-Jin Nib
Trading on behalf of Opera Noir since:
2009.03.02 03:53:00
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Cardiana
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Posted - 2009.09.10 18:01:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Nib
Originally by: Cardiana
i think some dogmas we have about chinese are really trivial like also some dogmas we have about america. it is all so diverse and everyone is so kind really. news really sometimes pull your leg without noticing.
Look, you can't just go around humanizing people on the net. It's not proper. People might start getting strange ideas about you...
I see your point... its way offtopic. Very good. 
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rValdez5987
Amarr
Imperial Guard.
Soldiers of Solitude
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Posted - 2009.09.10 21:28:00 -
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you question is why do the Chinese currently work so hard to get the Americans scraps and approval even though they would be better off themselves? well that is simple.
China owns 1 trillion dollars in US treasury bonds, and they finance our huge deficits. They sell us stuff, we buy stuff. They also have a large reserve in dollars for buying oil etc.
What happens when they offload all that? They are paid interest. They will essentially (not literally) repossess our country. It is profitable in the long term for the Chinese to work as cheap labor. As a nation they are experiencing rapid growth, and after the US economy finally collapses for good, they will have already profited and focused inward towards the needs of their own people. I use the term "needs" loosely as they aren't a democracy, but they will provide material things.
If such a dire scenario seems unlikely, you only need to look at the current state of the dollar, it's dwindling value, and the actions being made by the countries involved.
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Nol Agnot
Nightwatch Immortal
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Posted - 2009.09.11 01:26:00 -
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Is the bad english in the book also? If so I so want it on tape.
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g0ggalor
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Posted - 2009.09.11 06:39:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar
Originally by: ceaon
the question is still there WHY ?
If they'd stopped feeding NA, the dollars in their wallets would become worthless?
lol qft that is all
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