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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
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Posted - 2009.09.13 14:42:00 -
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Edited by: Smog890 on 13/09/2009 14:44:22
Hello, the corporation would like to thank you for your interest in thinking about a future with us. You will find many reasons why the corporation is different from all other corporations and entities that exist in the know universe and what the corporation is all about in this manual.
First and foremost the the corporation serves to support every member of it by means of
- Economic Gain (isk and resources)
- To let your dark, evil side flourish
- Corporation economy (you can get what you need without having to deal with the prices that those monkeys sell in the regular universe market)
- Your adventurous side by means of killing, torturing, backstabbing, plundering, dirty talk, flying nude, tricking monkeys, and ganking everything in site of our guns.
- To be part of a group that brands all the letters of fear into the eyes of everyone in the universe.
- Corpses
As you have just read above the corporation is about supporting each and every member of its global empire but is also focused on the destruction of everything not of its brand.
The corporation however will take great care of each of its members by means of supplying them isk when the corporation is financially successful. How do you say, will the corporation supply isk to tens, if not hundreds, of members when no other corporation has ever been able to do so or hardly has been able to do so???
Well here are a few strategies the corporation will use and these will be explained in greater detail after this list.
- Ransoming
- Market games with the monkeys
- High security ganking (and no not using smartbombs but using you head)
- Industrial
- Mercenary work
- Not being greedy (needs no explanation)
- Corporation Taxes
Ransoming
The corporation will do a few different ransom styles such as
- Normal Ransom û Finding a monkey in low security and then shouting out isk numbers at him until he finally pays it.
- High security ransom û Such as infiltrating a corporation with a slave (alt) and then while that monkey is flying its freighter nice and safe through high security or that corporation feels all safe mining in there orcas and hulks we come in with our slaves (in the same corporation) and ransom those ships or blow them up and take whatever we can salvage.
- POS ransoms that are owned by small corporations or single players. Although the corporation hates shooting these POS thingys you can get a good amount of isk from ransoms. The corporation prefers numbers 1 and 2 to this dreadful way of making isk.
When a ransom is successfully obtained a small percentage fee will go to the corporation and the rest will be evenly divided up between the corporations members that where involved within the ransom.
Market Games with the Monkeys
This is a simple explanation that is using the corporations total isk to place buy orders in the market and then turn around and sell the items for a profit.
However this is a very effective way to generate isk quickly and a lot of it and our experts here at the corporation know how to do this.
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
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Posted - 2009.09.13 14:47:00 -
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High Security Ganking
This could also be classified under the Ransoming section.
Simply put our slaves (alts) get into a high security corporation full of monkeys that have freighters and large mining ships and then our slaves come in big bad warships and ransom them or blow them up and take there items that the monkeys had in those ships.
Note: since are slaves are in the same corporation that means we can shoot at the pitiful monkeys.
Another way to do this is to pretend like you are mining and go into an asteroid belt with your barge that has an orca. Make friends with that orca pilot and ask if he can haul your ore for you. If he says yes you eject your ore to a can he takes from that can and then it is now legal to shoot them so you go and get a big bad warship you had in the system and gank or ransom him.
There are many ways to do stuff like this and the corporation will show you how on successfully being hired.
Industrial
I'm sure all smart pilots know how this works. Industrial players do industrial stuff with asteroid belts and POS and turn all that into usable items for the corporations killing, torturing, backstabbing, plundering, dirty talk, flying nude, tricking monkeys, and ganking everything in site of our guns.
But do not worry if you are an industrial corporation member you will make a profit off of what you do for the corporation. You shall not be worked as slaves. In fact you will be gods because you are our backbone. No where in the history of the universe and worlds has a society been able to succeed without industry.
Mercenary Work
The corporation will accept mercenary work from outside low life monkeys and corporations in return for isk.
Such work accept will be:
- High security ganking of rival corporations (See the High Security Ganking section)
- War Declarations û these are not preferred by the corporation because they are boring and hardly if any excitement comes out of them. But if the price is right then it shall be done.
- POS removal û boring but if the price is right the corporation shall do so.
- Helping hands û If the sub-human other corporations need help in fighting a battle and they pay the right price we shall lead our fleet to help them to victory.
The above was a somewhat brief explanation of how the corporation will work to help you flourish and be one of the elite in the universe and feared by everyone.
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
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Posted - 2009.09.13 14:52:00 -
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Equality of All Corporate Members
We here at the corporation will make sure that every member of our elite status are all treated the same as if they where the CEO of the corporation. What all this mambo-jumbo square dancing means is everyone that is in the corporation is of no higher rank or lower rank than any other member.
The only person of the corporation that is of higher rank is, well, the CEO. The CEO has the final say in the direction of the corporation, members arguments, planning, and any on-goings in the corporation. But the CEO is also a servant of his people and will listen to each and every member.
This may seem like a dictator ship that the corporation runs and it somewhat is but it is only for the good and safety of the corporation. An example of why this is done is because one person can bring down the corporation with the right access levels (Band of Brothers).
We here at the corporation will make sure that each member is treated fairly, nice, and is respected. If any wacky-mambo-gumbo stuff happens between corporate members such as harassing another for no reason than the harasser will be promptly fired and executed. Another example of this is if some drugged out member is of constant annoyance and everyone hates him that member will be stabbed in the eyes with needles, fired, and executed to appease the work force.
We here at the corporation look forward to you be a dedicated individual that will help and be nice to each corporate member but be cruel and sadistic to non-corporate members (monkeys).
Closing statement or Better Known as Text that Makes Words that Makes Sentences that Makes Paragraphs, that the Corporation Hopes you are able to Read if not Please go back to the general universal population of monkeys.
We here are the corporation hope you join us. Yes we are a filthy s****of pilots but we are also a smart and well organized kind of pilots. We need you the fighter or the industrialist or the conman!
We look not to rule the universe but to only have fun and hurt peoples feelings not of the corporation and also **** off a whole bunch of monkeys by taking all of there bananas away.
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
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Posted - 2009.09.13 14:58:00 -
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Edited by: Smog890 on 13/09/2009 14:59:12
Applying to the Corporation
Due to the corporation being a fresh newly created corporation we would rather get 20 new members to start on the same day. Why? Because this will make it so the members if hired one by one will not be bored and will have something to do as in ô20ö members are in the corporation and hence the corporation members can do something.
Once 20 new members are ready to join the corporation then they will be notified to apply and will be accepted.
However if you would like to join and do not care about waiting around for new members to be hired on then you are free to join right away.
Qualifications to be Hired
- Must be able to fly a Battlecruiser or above
- Must love to be evil
- Must be able to assist and help any member of the corporation when they ask for help
- Can either be an industrial or war pilot
- Dedicated to helping everyone in the corporation succeed
If you meet the above Qualifications then please contact the corporations CEO smog890 in-game or send a mail to him if he is out of the office.
We look forward to hearing from you.
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
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Posted - 2009.09.13 15:03:00 -
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About the CEO:
Reserved coming soon
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Bischopt
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Posted - 2009.09.13 17:54:00 -
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lol This sounds great. Especially the part about corpses and letting my dark, evil side flourish and flying nude 
I know Smog can organize some really clever stuff so this corp is not gonna be boring, that's for sure.
I'll join if I get tired of FW anytime soon. |
Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
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Posted - 2009.09.14 19:32:00 -
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bump
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Captain Vaguy
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Posted - 2009.09.15 00:38:00 -
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Wow this sounds really good, shame Im loyal to my corp. Your bound to get plenty of interest to this. You may want to be selective. Im tryinbg to resist the dark ide in me, but if i fail, then this is defonatly the corp for me. I know some of the pilots that are queing up to join so i think this corp will be a huge success.
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
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Posted - 2009.09.15 05:51:00 -
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still taking on member join us!!!
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
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Posted - 2009.09.15 16:19:00 -
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bump
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.09.16 05:00:00 -
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move this to top by magic
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.09.18 05:08:00 -
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bump
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.09.18 23:15:00 -
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bump
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.09.19 14:15:00 -
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bump, join us!
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.09.20 03:58:00 -
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moving back to the top
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.09.20 14:29:00 -
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still lookin for you!
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.09.21 06:13:00 -
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Come chat with me and join! Maybe you will get a lil lucky while chatting with me hmmmmm 
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SUB ROSA ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2009.09.21 23:16:00 -
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bumpsy
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.09.23 19:52:00 -
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bump
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 06:45:00 -
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bump
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.09.25 19:16:00 -
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bump
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.09.26 13:12:00 -
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bump
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.09.27 14:29:00 -
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Edited by: Smog890 on 27/09/2009 14:29:20
bump (but out of town for the next day and half)
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:56:00 -
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bump, bk from out of town
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.09.30 19:53:00 -
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another grand move up to top
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Onyx Nightshine
Feudum Chalybis
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.10.01 14:36:00 -
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know what, im gonna bump this for you on the way past
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Smog890
Minmatar
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.10.02 07:26:00 -
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moving
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Sweden lady
Amarr
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.10.02 22:30:00 -
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bump (my alt) main got banned from fourms thats just how pirate I am!
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Sweden lady
Amarr
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 00:59:00 -
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bump
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Sweden lady
Amarr
Corporate Scum
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:45:00 -
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bump
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