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Darth A30NZ Amarr Altus Provisio Violent Society	Posted - 2009.09.23 07:24:00 - [1] Q: How many Caldari Businessmen can you fit in a Bestower? A: None... Bestowers don't have a drone bay.
AccesiViale Gallente Vox de Lucis	Posted - 2009.09.23 09:06:00 - [2] Heard this one in local from somebody else. Your mama is so fat she needs a cyno to get out of the house. The sky was blue but there was no god.
Cat o'Ninetails Rancer Defence League	Posted - 2009.09.23 09:17:00 - [3] how many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? a ratio of 10:1, if by 'change' you mean 'mercilessly gank' lol x Yay! Six months of defending! \o/ <3 to Abrazzar!
D4RK 0NE testicular Fortitude	Posted - 2009.09.23 11:14:00 - [4] Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails how many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? a ratio of 10:1, if by 'change' you mean 'mercilessly gank' lol x is it wrong that i lolled? D4.
BiggestT Caldari Amarrian Retribution	Posted - 2009.09.23 11:17:00 - [5] Yo' mummas sig is so big, she ate Jita Yo' mummas sig is so big, that when she attempts dock, Scotty declares, "Be gentle!" Yo' mummas sig is so big, she made a titan blush Yo' mummas sig is so big, little rifters get stuck in orbit around her. Yo' mummas sig is so big, she has to jump twice EVE Trivia EVE History
Grek Forto	Posted - 2009.09.23 11:18:00 - [6] How many EVE Players does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change it and 299.000 to whine and moan about how the last one was better!
Doomed Predator The Aduro Protocol	Posted - 2009.09.23 11:19:00 - [7] Yo momma is so fat she isn't allowed in high sec. The 'Fendahlian Collective' strikes again
Ethidium Bromide Amarr ZEALOT WARRIORS AGAINST TERRORISTS Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2009.09.23 11:20:00 - [8] Originally by: Grek Forto How many EVE Players does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change it and 299.000 to whine and moan about how the last one was better! i lol'd
AccesiViale Gallente Vox de Lucis	Posted - 2009.09.23 11:25:00 - [9] Your mama is so fat, she has her own sovereignty. The sky was blue but there was no god.
000Hunter000 Gallente Missiles 'R' Us	Posted - 2009.09.23 11:29:00 - [10] I jumped in yo momma last night and got podded by yo daddy ________________________________________________
Julius Rigel	Posted - 2009.09.23 17:04:00 - [11] So a thorax walks into a bar and the bartender is like "Where's the rest of you?!".
Shootmenot dammit	Posted - 2009.09.23 18:51:00 - [12] Yo momma is so big she collapses C6 holes in one jump. Yo momma is so big Chribba wants to mine in her.
Garos Svaratek Minmatar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2009.09.23 18:57:00 - [13] Originally by: Grek Forto How many EVE Players does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change it and 299.000 to whine and moan about how the last one was better! It wouldn't surprise me if that was true lol I make good posts.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.09.23 18:58:00 - [14] You are sitting in a basement with a flickering lightbulb and making jokes on the internet with people you haven't seen about pixels on screens lol --- I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :(
Mr Epeen	Posted - 2009.09.23 18:58:00 - [15] As Yoda would say to the above posters. "A career in comedy, you will never have" Mr Epeen
Feilamya Pelennor Swarm THE KLINGONS	Posted - 2009.09.23 19:00:00 - [16] Yo momma is so big she warps sideways.
steveid Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders	Posted - 2009.09.23 19:10:00 - [17] An Apoc, a Mega and a Rokh walk into a bar and order drinks with the firm intention of scoring some Jovian poontang. The rohk is the first to score taking home a fat girl he saw from a distance. The Apoc scores next with a sly wink at a fast moving filly on her way past. As the bar closes the waiter notices the Mega on the floor holding onto his bar stool and pumping furiously .. "What the frack are you doing?" he cries, half disgust and half puzzlement. "Well its the only thing close enough for me to screw..." cries the mega, and with a sly wink and a sheepish grin finishes: "But dont worry ... its working as intended." If you read this then you have to lick my balls.
Grek Forto	Posted - 2009.09.23 19:11:00 - [18] Originally by: Captain Pompous You are sitting in a basement with a flickering lightbulb and making jokes on the internet with people you haven't seen about pixels on screens lol YOUR SITTING IN A BASEMENT WITH A FLICKERING LIGHTBULB COMPLAINING ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE WRITE ON AN INTERNET SPACESHIPS FORUM!!!111!!ONE!!!
Nicholas Barker Black Nova Corp IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.09.23 19:15:00 - [19] Why does noddy wear a hat? ------ back from 90day forum ban.
Ant'n Deck	Posted - 2009.09.23 19:46:00 - [20] Originally by: Captain Pompous You are sitting in a basement with a flickering lightbulb and making jokes on the internet with people you haven't seen about pixels on screens lol sorry, flashbacks.. in other news Valkyrie II hovers into a bar, barman asks - 'Why the long face' Hat, coat - taxi!!!
Avon Caldari Black Nova Corp IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.09.23 19:59:00 - [21] A Minmatar walks in to a bar ... and promptly uses it to beef up his Rifter. アニメ漫画です
Elisa Llass Terra Prime Industries	Posted - 2009.09.23 20:00:00 - [22] Training skills is like picking at a scab... it never gets done. Sometimes I think my Eve addiction is a job. ------------------------------------------------- Stop exploding you cowards!
Adunh Slavy	Posted - 2009.09.23 20:10:00 - [23] A pirate, a preacher and a duck walk into a low sec bar. The bartender asks, "Hey what's the duck for?" The duck says, "I'm the main you idiot, these are my alts!" The Real Space Initiative - V5 (Forum Link)
Ninja Troll	Posted - 2009.09.23 21:52:00 - [24] Naughty boy draws non-female genitalia on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!!
Blnukem 192 Amarr Malevolent Industries	Posted - 2009.09.23 22:11:00 - [25] Edited by: Blnukem 192 on 23/09/2009 22:12:26 Yo momma is so fat, she needs a freighter just to get to another station. EDIT: Just noticed all the Yo momma jokes...
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2009.09.24 00:41:00 - [26] Minmatar are actually Jedi knights : duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together All of life’s problems can be solved with two things : duct tape and WD40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, you need duct tape. And if it doesn’t move and it should, you need WD40. _ Info about our corp \| Beginer's ISK making guide \| Manufacturer's helper
D3F4ULT Gallente	Posted - 2009.09.24 00:52:00 - [27] yo momma's so big her pod is a titan.
Demorar Borgear	Posted - 2009.09.24 02:11:00 - [28] An Amarr a Caldari A Gallente and a Minmatar all sat on a branch, which one hits the ground first? The Amarr, Caldari and Gallente all land at the same time, the Minmatar stopped half way to pick up ship parts.
GAdm Tyrael Rum Runners and T2 Ducktape	Posted - 2009.09.24 02:30:00 - [29] An ammar pilot and a gallente pilot go and hit the belts to test there new guns. First belt they hit couple rats, ammar pilot shoots and kills the rat, gallente pilot shoots, "god damnit I missed.", the ammar pilot seems a bit annoyed but doesn't say anything. Next belt, couple rats, amaar pilot shoots and kills, gallente pilot shoots, "god damnit i missed again." Unwilling to take it anymore shouts "if you take the lords name in vain again he will smite thee." And yet another belt, couple rats, amaar pilot shoots and kills, gallente pilot shoots but yet again, "god damnit i missed!" At this moment a giant hole starts to form in space and then a blinding white light, BOOM, the amaar ship is destroyed. Then from the hole... "Damnit I missed again."
Janice Jankowski	Posted - 2009.09.24 03:03:00 - [30] i tried searching on eve search for the terrible eve jokes thread, but all i found was a thread about cat

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