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Ganav Corpim
Caldari
Imperial Commonwealth
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Posted - 2009.09.25 16:20:00 -
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I shall not stand down this abuse of our great leader! Joe is a good, kind, awesome person who is master of pvp stuffz, and will pod you repeatedly in his awesome shipz of awesomeness. Your lies and shenanigans against our lord and savior Joe "almighty" lastname will only lead to your downfall, you son of a poor person! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. I fart in you general direction, you griefer idiot! Now let us be in peace, or I shall taunt you from jita 4-4 a billionth time!
yOURS Truesly,
Ganav Corpim - a loyal subject of the IC, and a believer in his awesomenessness, he who has stuffz, Joe.
P.s
Zed for pres y'all!
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Vlad Cetes
Caldari
H A V O C
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.09.25 16:30:00 -
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Should I feel bad wanting more Joe tears?
NAH!!!
More please, will pay 5m for good tears.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.09.25 17:39:00 -
[33]
 Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Loqiel
I especially liked this recent series of events:
Axoc rejoins IC. Axoc and Joe in their Drakes jump me in my Rokh at a gate. Zeriel warps to me in a Vaga and we primary Joe. Joe runs, leaving Axoc holding the bag. Axoc dies. Axoc leaves IC.
<3
Oh, I was wondering why Axoc had joined and then left.
Joe...Sucks on ice...by the way. Paid for the fourth week of fun.
oh man, you're so naughty.
moar cool points for you
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.09.25 18:14:00 -
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Originally by: Trustworthy Joe
Originally by: Mickey Simon
This is the first non-completely**** Ryskin post I've ever seen. n1.
QFT
good read, im tempted to wardec joe, but meh.
Unless you play in his timezone, prolly not going to be any fun...I have yet to find anyone on from his corp other than station camping him in Jita the other week, which was pretty lame in itself. At least he could have taken a shot at me to make it fun. He pretty much just logs in, then out to an alt whenever he has war targets on.
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Drake Draconis
Minmatar
Shadow Cadre
REIGN Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.25 19:10:00 -
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+8
Just because there could have been much more.
Good read OP!
^_^
PS: nice on the carrier attack
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Lexa Hellfury
The Hull Miners Union
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.09.25 19:47:00 -
[36]
I would not be surprised if Joe turned out to be a Garmon alt at the end of all this and we've all been omgwtf trolled.
Originally by: RedSplat
The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Kotori Shirakawa
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.25 20:28:00 -
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I dont know whether to laugh or cry at this.
Joe is currently slowboating it from Amarr, up the Jita pipe in a Badger Mk2 on autopilot. Its a shame we arent at war with him.
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Sera Ryskin
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Posted - 2009.09.25 23:28:00 -
[38]
Edited by: Sera Ryskin on 25/09/2009 23:29:11
And just when I thought I'd seen the last of Joe, I get a wonderful message from him today: "I'll give you 700 million ISK to leave us alone!!!!". Offer accepted of course, only to find a whole 2 ISK deposited along with a rather offensive message (you know, for someone who supposedly never smacktalks, Joe sure does use a lot of profanity). Naturally, there is only one response to this kind of insult: I may be somewhat busy IRL, but the war dec goes active in 48 hours.
And you know what the really hilarious part is? I was honestly going to just let it end at this thread, and go find someone else (who hopefully fits fewer WCS) to kill. But no, Joe just had to keep smacktalking and earn himself another war. Some amusing bits of the conversation that followed (large amounts of Joe's profanity removed):
* Joe still thinks he can actually kill me (despite fitting WCS and running away like a little girl the last time I gave him a chance), and still thinks that his threats to put my "corps" in a can outside his station are going to scare me.
* Joe still thinks that I couldn't break his tank (because the first time I shot at him it was with a tackler frigate) and needed a carrier to do it, despite taking off almost half his Drake's shields before he could align and warp the second time I engaged him.
* Joe has conveniently "forgotten" that incident, and either believes it never happened, or thinks that if he tells me it never happened that I will actually believe him and be afraid.
* Joe claims that the corp mail about his "bounty" on me never happened, and that I faked the whole thing.
* Joe claims to have obtained his loan to buy a freighter (granted, there are a lot of stupid people in this game, so maybe someone did give it to him). If he's honest about that part (lol), well, I always like freighter kills.
* Joe thinks that he is more popular on the forums, I am just some noob griefer who nobody cares about, while his reputation is flawless. He apparently refuses to accept the existence of all of the various threads laughing at him.
* Joe claims that he actually has active members. No doubt he is counting all the spy alts in his corp as "members", and their AFK mining while waiting for him to give them director roles "activity".
The stress of war is clearly getting to him, his claims just keep getting more and more absurd and more profanity-filled, and his flailing for excuses gets more and more desperate. So much for leadership under pressure, huh?
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Isaac Starstriker
Amarr
Smegnet Incorporated
Libertas Fidelitas
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Posted - 2009.09.26 00:06:00 -
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I usually dislike wardecks that are grief-oriented to a degree, but this whole story is why I will never support wardecks disappearing. I'm glad to see people like you, making sure people like him quit Eve and GB2WOW. The amounts of laughs in these threads is beyond belief....
Thank you Sera.
--Isaac
P.S. Don't expect that from me often :P
Isaac's Haul*Mart - Closed
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Stuart Price
Caldari
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.09.26 00:49:00 -
[40]
Ok, that's it. I'm ratting my sec status up so I can enjoy this kind of fun.
I give myself a week tops before I gank someone in lowsec 'by accident'.
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Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.27 13:04:00 -
[41]
*ponders if personally funding a wardec just on the off chance joe ever comes into molden heath would be naughty*
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