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Alaric T'Sun
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Posted - 2009.09.27 00:46:00 -
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Probed out a mission runner in low sec in a BC. Poor guy barely had four months in so there was no way he could fly that thing right. We locked his ass down quick and ripped shields and armor apart in like a minute. We were even nice and offered a ransom. Not my fault he hadn't earned enough ISK yet. Oh well ... pop'n'pod.
He wah'd about it, of course. Fair fight, too much money, the usual. So we WoW'd and carebear'd him until he left the game with a 'three account cancel' threat. Oh no ...
In hind sight, we shoulda' brought someone along to salvage his mission or something cause we didn't make any ISK. Still, carebear tears make my ship fly faster. |
Nottan Alty
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Posted - 2009.09.27 00:50:00 -
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Another fail thread.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2009.09.27 00:51:00 -
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I would like to subscribe to you newsletter...
though you could make it more poetic... like "Tears were streaming down his cheeks as he got on his knees and begged us to stop ripping through his ship, but his pleas fell on deaf ears..."
And now I need to take a 5 minute nap before I have the energy to post again. |
chattsbitch 2
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Posted - 2009.09.27 06:09:00 -
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 Originally by: Nottan Alty
Another fail thread.
fail comment more like...get something original man!!
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AsheraII
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Posted - 2009.09.27 07:05:00 -
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So? Are we now supposed to raise our arms in praise over you? Attentionwhoring is soooo second millennium, they had this thingy called a television back then with specialized people called reverends back, making millions of ISK a week doing just that.
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PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2009.09.27 07:08:00 -
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lame story br0
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Sir Carnage
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Posted - 2009.09.27 08:20:00 -
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So you dropped on a new player and you're bragging? Nice fail. You probably post velator and ibis kills on your kb. We all catch the occasional noob ratting/mining/auto-piloting/etc in low/null-sec. What we don't do is post about it.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.09.27 08:29:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker
I would like to subscribe to you newsletter...
though you could make it more poetic... like "Tears were streaming down his cheeks as he got on his knees and begged us to stop ripping through his ship, but his pleas fell on deaf ears..."
No no no. That's just beginner stuff. Something more like:
"And as we ripped his shields and armor off as if a doomed onion, the hapless pilot begged. But that begging would not be heeded in this cold wasteland of space. Nay. For now the answer was clear, relating to that ancient question about a tree falling in the forest before ears that could listen. Yet they never asked if those ears were connected to any souls who give a damn. We cut short these incessant pleadings, with much prejudice, and let the darkness provide an answer, as if from our own."
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Marc Isabel
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.09.27 08:51:00 -
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You fantasize too much.
http://www.nspta.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=127330
Also, you logoffski too much, but it doesn't help, does it?
http://www.nspta.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=127331 |
Ospie
Core Impulse
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Posted - 2009.09.27 09:09:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Originally by: Intense Thinker
I would like to subscribe to you newsletter...
though you could make it more poetic... like "Tears were streaming down his cheeks as he got on his knees and begged us to stop ripping through his ship, but his pleas fell on deaf ears..."
No no no. That's just beginner stuff. Something more like:
"And as we ripped his shields and armor off as if a doomed onion, the hapless pilot begged. But that begging would not be heeded in this cold wasteland of space. Nay. For now the answer was clear, relating to that ancient question about a tree falling in the forest before ears that could listen. Yet they never asked if those ears were connected to any souls who give a damn. We cut short these incessant pleadings, with much prejudice, and let the darkness provide an answer, as if from our own."
Well said! Well said Sir.
On a side note a 4 month old character COULD have decent skills for a BC. Also a short disapproving laugh at the hurricane!
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Kingwood
Amarr
Hello Kitty Pyjama Piwates
Global Disorder
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Posted - 2009.09.27 10:44:00 -
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Hey guys, I killed a BATTLECRUISER WARVESSEL!
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copal
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Posted - 2009.09.27 13:26:00 -
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Alaric T'sun
you want to fight real people, come play with us more!
no more 4 monther's to make posts about, soon your posts will sound like this
"OMG WTF i got pwned in low sec cause i was writing posts about how i bully y0oung chars, then these real players came out of no where and did things to be that the church frowns upon!"
Tee Hee
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Lord Windu
Echelon Warfare Unit
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Posted - 2009.09.27 13:43:00 -
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Originally by: Marc Isabel
You fantasize too much.
http://www.nspta.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=127330
Holy crap, the setup is terrible. Why would anyone stick standard T1 fittings onto a Hurricane, and 2 T1 med shield boosters, what has he been smoking cos I want to avoid it for sure. Oh and empty low-slots is just plain ******ed.
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Dodgy Past
Amarr
Lollipops for Rancors
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Posted - 2009.09.27 13:49:00 -
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Neo Spartans deserve a medal for putting that poor hurricane out of it's misery.
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xenonn
Gallente
Blackwater USA Inc.
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.09.27 13:53:00 -
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Why dont you stop picking no noobs and come and play with the big boys in 0.0? We will have salvagers at the ready.
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HMSBlueprint
Gallente
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Evil Kitty Federation
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Posted - 2009.09.27 13:57:00 -
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lame story, this is **** lol
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Major Stuart
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.09.27 14:09:00 -
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Edited by: Major Stuart on 27/09/2009 14:10:11
Since when did being 4 months old prevent someone from being able to using a BC for a mission 
That's a Templar, an Amarr fighter.
It is a combat drone used by carriers. |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.27 15:00:00 -
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U killed a noob and cried about it on the forums.
Pathetic.
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