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Mickey Simon
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.27 04:38:00 -
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So I'm in empire at the moment, trying to find active corps that have enough members who are active and wont blob me and my 2 friends.
I find one corp, and they're p chill. Fairly active, have a mix of older and newer players, don't seem to blob too much.
Today, while having a chat to some of their members, I find out that Freelancer Alliance has declared war on them.
I drop my dec like the honourable gentleman I am and start doing some research on this Freelancer Alliance. They're p average, the main combat corp Fallen Nova has 2:1 kdr which is fairly terrible for an empire corp and certainly nothing to write home about. The alliance itself has a 1:2 kdr although some of those corps have sadly left the alliance.
I've put a vote through on this alliance, and if all goes to plan should be seeing them on the battlefield in 48 hours.
Long and boring story short - Freelancer Alliance are obviously terribly dishonourable (and plain terrible) and need to be punished for their terrible crime.
If you wish to aid me in this honourable endeavour feel free to do one of three things.
1) If you have some spare ISK, feel free to donate some to the Blutkinder corp wallet to help with the war declaration fee and ships for us to fly in order to deliver this justice.
2) If you are a pilot who is between corps, is bored, and wants to fight on the side of honour and integrity, put an application in with Blutkinder and I'll review it and mb take you on board to help kill these dishonourable pirates.
3) If you are a CEO of a corporation or alliance, and have some spare ISK, spare time, and spare ammo - declare war on Freelancer Alliance and help punish them.
In closing:
Honourable people of crime and punishment, help save my war targets. They deserve better than being killed by some terrible alliance like Freelancer Alliance.
and yes, I realise I am an absolutely terrible poster/pilot/player/person etc
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Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.09.27 04:52:00 -
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Zombie Apocalypse Guitar-Wielding Superteam |
PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2009.09.27 07:14:00 -
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dude agg sex assault is no joke
unless you like 5-99 or life in the pen
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Mashashige
Minmatar
Eternal Perseverance
Hellstrome Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.27 07:22:00 -
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Man mickey, you're the prime example of HONOUR and GENTLESHIP - I wish you well in your endeavors.FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, said corp you wardecced has 3 active wardecs on them - seems like they're either smacking too much or have otherwise made themselves pretty sweet targets.
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Mickey Simon
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.27 07:58:00 -
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 Originally by: Mashashige
Man mickey, you're the prime example of HONOUR and GENTLESHIP - I wish you well in your endeavors.FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you kind sir.
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Also, said corp you wardecced has 3 active wardecs on them - seems like they're either smacking too much or have otherwise made themselves pretty sweet targets.
I'm not sure what happened to be honest. They had no wars when I declared war upon them, then suddenly 3 other ones came in 2/3 days later. Unless there is some hidden gold mine that they have access to, I'm not sure why they have suddenly become popular as they are a bunch of reasonably chill gentlemen (perhaps some gentlewomen too? Not sure but don't want to presume).
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Lexa Hellfury
The Hull Miners Union
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.09.27 08:31:00 -
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Fallen Nova are incredibly terrible, back when Lexa was but a noob alt Maximum Yarrage decced them. They are really happy to x up if they find 1 or 2 isolated targets, but really don't do anything without 4-1 odds. Make sure to make fun of them for being ex-Hydra and make references to how awesome Triumvirate are, they really like that.
Originally by: RedSplat
The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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JainaProudmoore
Beyond Suppression
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.09.27 08:48:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Fallen Nova are incredibly terrible, back when Lexa was but a noob alt Maximum Yarrage decced them. They are really happy to x up if they find 1 or 2 isolated targets, but really don't do anything without 4-1 odds. Make sure to make fun of them for being ex-Hydra and make references to how awesome Triumvirate are, they really like that.
HYRDA RELODDED IS BAC AND RECRUTN LOOK THREAD http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1174819&page=2
HYRDRA WILL PROVAIL
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Jim GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
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Posted - 2009.09.27 09:12:00 -
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Gnarkill INC most likely has a service/services you may be looking for
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xXxDrAgOnWrAiThxXx1996
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION.
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.09.27 11:17:00 -
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Originally by: JainaProudmoore
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Fallen Nova are incredibly terrible, back when Lexa was but a noob alt Maximum Yarrage decced them. They are really happy to x up if they find 1 or 2 isolated targets, but really don't do anything without 4-1 odds. Make sure to make fun of them for being ex-Hydra and make references to how awesome Triumvirate are, they really like that.
HYRDA RELODDED IS BAC AND RECRUTN LOOK THREAD http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1174819&page=2
HYRDRA WILL PROVAIL
stop posting retart or im kicking u from hydra
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maCH'EttE
Celestial Bacon
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Posted - 2009.09.27 11:32:00 -
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I would also very much enjoi the chance of free Wardecs against large quantities of targets.... Thank yao.
Originally by: ISD Devil Hanzo
I got pwned! 
CELESTIAL BACOOOOON... |
Roastedpot
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.27 22:39:00 -
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wait what? i gotta log in more haha :-D goooo mickey! <3
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Smiling Menace
Gallente
Crimson Paradox
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Posted - 2009.09.28 06:22:00 -
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Edited by: Smiling Menace on 28/09/2009 06:23:15
Originally by: xXxDrAgOnWrAiThxXx1996
Originally by: JainaProudmoore
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Fallen Nova are incredibly terrible, back when Lexa was but a noob alt Maximum Yarrage decced them. They are really happy to x up if they find 1 or 2 isolated targets, but really don't do anything without 4-1 odds. Make sure to make fun of them for being ex-Hydra and make references to how awesome Triumvirate are, they really like that.
HYRDA RELODDED IS BAC AND RECRUTN LOOK THREAD http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1174819&page=2
HYRDRA WILL PROVAIL
stop posting retart or im kicking u from hydra
Confirming spelling will provail...
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.28 07:04:00 -
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Hmm... strange, youre name pop'ed up when u logged in last evening Mickey 
Was wondering who the hell you are, then i see this post today..hehe 
I guess our paths has crossed not to long ago, u sad litle man of no E-peen 
Still dont know who the hell you are, but at least i do know you are a broke bastard
Song:
Mickey Simon is a broke bastard,
broke bastard,
and he cant get laid.....
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Lexa Hellfury
The Hull Miners Union
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.09.28 07:06:00 -
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Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
Hmm... strange, youre name pop'ed up when u logged in last evening Mickey
Was wondering who the hell you are, then i see this post today..hehe
I guess our paths has crossed not to long ago, u sad litle man of no E-peen
Still dont know who the hell you are, but at least i do know you are a broke bastard
Song:
Mickey Simon is a broke bastard,
broke bastard,
and he cant get laid.....
wat
Originally by: RedSplat
The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Mickey Simon
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.28 07:07:00 -
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Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
Hmm... strange, youre name pop'ed up when u logged in last evening Mickey
Was wondering who the hell you are, then i see this post today..hehe
I guess our paths has crossed not to long ago, u sad litle man of no E-peen
Still dont know who the hell you are, but at least i do know you are a broke bastard
Song:
Mickey Simon is a broke bastard,
broke bastard,
and he cant get laid.....
wat
I'm not broke =\
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.28 07:25:00 -
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Originally by: Mickey Simon
Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
Hmm... strange, youre name pop'ed up when u logged in last evening Mickey
Was wondering who the hell you are, then i see this post today..hehe
I guess our paths has crossed not to long ago, u sad litle man of no E-peen
Still dont know who the hell you are, but at least i do know you are a broke bastard
Song:
Mickey Simon is a broke bastard,
broke bastard,
and he cant get laid.....
wat
I'm not broke =\
I guess i was mislead to believe you are a broke basteeeerrrd since you publicly is asking for ISK to help in your WD's 
Or is begging the new wave for attention *****s? 
Are you Joe Phoenix?
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Mickey Simon
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.28 07:38:00 -
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Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
Are you Joe Phoenix?
No, and you're a terrible troll.
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Wayward Daughter
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Posted - 2009.09.28 07:54:00 -
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Originally by: Mickey Simon
Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
Are you Joe Phoenix?
No, and you're a terrible troll.
YO KA'HONTAS, IM HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KANYE WEST MADE ONE OF THE GREATEST TROLLS OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.28 07:55:00 -
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Originally by: Mickey Simon
Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
Are you Joe Phoenix?
No, and you're a terrible troll.
Did i hurt your E-feelings?
If so:
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Dracoknight
Eternal Guardians Corp.
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.28 08:00:00 -
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What was this thread supposed to deliver?
If its confusion and bad trolls, it surely do deliver...
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Roastedpot
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.28 13:31:00 -
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ya im pretty let down, and cant speak for mickey but im pretty poor, AND i dont have a large enough epeen, so spot on
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.28 13:39:00 -
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Hmm... How can I fix this?
I know, Puppies!
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
Roastedpot
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.28 15:41:00 -
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puppy 1 is less excited to be here than puppy 2
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Mickey Simon
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.29 05:58:00 -
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Edited by: Mickey Simon on 29/09/2009 06:02:13
So, the POS is coming out of reinforced in about an hour and a bit, and the corp has decided not to fight the terrible alliance.
I can drop the dec, but these guys tend to go around in 30 man fleets without splitting up so not sure it's worth my time or ISK - especially as the corp has decided to give up their POS.
However,
had a talk to the alliance executor, he's p cool, and gave me 100M ISK to sell him the locations of the corps remaining POS's. Trick question though, because they don't have any other POS's. Instead of a mail with POS locations and passwords, he's getting a link to this thread ( full mail here: http://slexy.org/view/s20R0kMTcA ) to discover my probable failure as a poster but also his failure at an alliance.
I've used part of that 100M ISK to cover the expenses I took while buying the corp stront and POS hardeners in order to help defend their POS as they requested, and then delivered the princely sum of 30M ISK to the corps CEO as a token of apology for not being able to do more and as some small consolation for losing their POS. The corp's p upbeat about things though, hopefully it wont set them back too much.
So in conclusion Freelancer Alliance can suck it.
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morby
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Posted - 2009.09.29 06:23:00 -
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meh,
it was worth a punt on the intel.
*shrugs .. ill simply add the cost onto the bill for the ceo, you can reimburse him if he chooses the pay up option.
as for the pos we still going to kick in the door and take all the **** inside.
07 hellstrome
yes on the smacktalk
yes on the corp has alot of isk
hence the 3 wardecks in a week.
anyway back to it
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Dracoknight
Eternal Guardians Corp.
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.29 06:34:00 -
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Smacking have caused horrible things in EVE so far...
i can mention our friends:
Joe Phoenix
"ThCEO"
"ThGuy"
and MissCEO
So kids: dont smack or the IEEE comes for ya!
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Traydor Murdoch
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Posted - 2009.09.29 16:40:00 -
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Sad when 1 guy in a corp can cause so much damage to his corpmates by smacktalking....
nah i don't buy it. ISKies come and ISKies go, that's what its all about.
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Labyrnth
Invicta.
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Posted - 2009.09.29 18:17:00 -
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Thank you ;)
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Dawts
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.29 18:49:00 -
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Confirming that donated ISK is being very well spent.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:14:00 -
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Originally by: Dracoknight
Smacking have caused horrible things in EVE so far...
i can mention our friends:
Joe Phoenix
"ThCEO"
"ThGuy"
and MissCEO
So kids: dont smack or the IEEE comes for ya!
I'm sorry, but smack talk is not usually sufficient reason for the IEEE to get involved. It usually requires the demonstration of incompetence and a failure to properly execute the most basic of corporate operations according to the professed corporate charter of a selected corporation.
The IEEE is not some sort of bogeyman. We simply endeavor to expose the incompetent to public ridicule in the hopes that better corporate management through peer pressure will result. Or at the very least amusement and examples of how not to do things get spread so that others may learn by our target's mistakes.
Note, the IEEE is available for consultancy services at unreasonable rates. You may actually be glad that you hired the IEEE to peer into the management of your corporation and suggest changes to bring you more into line with good standards and practices as published by the IEEE. Or if you know of a corporation that requires investigation, even more unreasonable rates are available for third party public investigations.
Not all third party investigations will be considered, and some may be referred to more specialized outlets along with a promise of IEEE documentation of the subsequent after-action reports.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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