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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.15 13:29:00 -
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I have visited your graveyard.
Your corpses look delicious.
I hunger for the flesh of the dead.
Entrails with maggots and a pus-sauce may sate me, for awhile.
I must have it!
Goonswarm Federation Declares War Against EVE Cemetery From: CONCORD Sent: 2010.08.15 13:22
Goonswarm Federation has declared war on EVE Cemetery. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved. For your convenience we have included the appropriate CONCORD War Rules:
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.15 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: Professor Tarantula
Originally by: DaiTengu I have visited your graveyard.
Your corpses look delicious.
I hunger for the flesh of the dead.
Entrails with maggots and a pus-sauce may sate me, for awhile.
I bet you still have the crusts cut off your sandwiches.
When I eat sandwiches, I have my slaves eat the crusts for me.
Did you know that capsuleer in no way tastes anything like chicken?
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.15 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: Eternum Praetorian Edited by: Eternum Praetorian on 15/08/2010 13:48:29
Originally by: Azia Burgi
Originally by: Il Morte I find this confusing. Since when did Islam make it through the eve gate?
It is just something they do to provoke a reaction. Best just to ignore them and get on with it.
Here is a reaction . . .
Goonswarm Got BOB'd!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Except it was for an even stupider reason. Have fun groping charity of the NC internet Ginger Kids
Also, thumbs up to the cemetery. It is one of those things everyone loves to see in game.
The NC is unable to afford to feed me. Hence the wardec.
I will feast upon the remains of the fallen.
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.15 18:21:00 -
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Edited by: DaiTengu on 15/08/2010 18:21:43
Originally by: Azia Burgi Couple of things. The corpses are frozen and therefore, not rotting. The graves themselves are protected by CONCORD. Good luck fighting them.
If you knock down the tower I'll just build another and I'll keep building them until the end of the universe.
If there is anyone able to help defend the tower please evemail me ingame.
I am still accepting corpse donations, however for security reasons these will not be buried until after the wardec is retracted.
I will devour all of the corpses one by one in my massive maw before you can put another station up. They are like tiny little flash-frozen shrimp to me, and when warmed, the purification will begin. The contaminants left by by your amateur interment process will cause the corpses to quickly decay, tenderizing the flesh, and making it far more delectable to consume.
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.18 01:02:00 -
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Originally by: Azia Burgi The combined fleets of the Goons and Test Alliance were too much for our defences and the tower is now in reinforced mode. We estimate that we were outnumbered 20:1 with the enemy fleet totalling roughly 60 pilots.
Thanks must go out to the few brave pilots who attempted to repair the shields during the assault. Your actions will not be forgotten.
Willing to bet ISK that you don't actually remember a single one of them, as you didn't even post their names in this thread.
Let me help you, visit our killboard.
Also "argh damn goonies outblobbing us!"
No one cares about your cemetery, The only reason I'm there is because I'm hungry. I've been fasting in anticipation of the lovely, crunchy, crusty corpses I will get to devour.
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.18 19:16:00 -
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I WILL DEVOUR THE CORPSES, ALONG WITH THEIR FRAGILE METAL CONTAINERS.
I CAN DIGEST ANYTHING
TREMBLE IN FEAR OF MY GASTROINTESTINAL SUPERIORITY!
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.18 19:19:00 -
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Originally by: YangTze Quan
*** Congratulations to Azia Burgi and the Eve Cemetery members for standing up to them. ***
Fun fact: no one stood up to us. Not a single person shot at us, or declared war on us.
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