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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:22:00 -
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Edited by: MirrorGod on 29/09/2009 19:24:21
It's over nine thousand - billion!!!!
Somewhere in the midst of our harassment of the minmatar militia we decided that hiding cruiser gangs in wormholes was a great idea, for various reasons. By this designed we stumble upon many a wormhole.
One particular wormhole, which we've affectionately now named Goldstrukk, contained a control tower with an Orca. Being that I hate both of these things, I jotted down the corp's name for intel purposes. The subject came up for infiltration and we figured we'd make a quick buck.
When the agent got inside complete mining corporation, what he reported back was a goldmine; The life in a box to end all. An entire fleet inside a SMA and T3 production to boot.
A month and then some goes by and everything's boring in mother Amamake. Then one day, our agent receives the director status he's been sitting around for.
TL;DReaders start here
Last night was time to party and we partied hard. With the target corporations CEO online and busy falcon'ing about in 0.0, the HERETIC LIBERATION CREW moved in with pods.
1) "Yo dawg I herd u liek towers..." We steal a tower out of their tower and anchor it on a moon as our temporary HQ 2) "You're in the motherf〄cking space olympics" We marathon mode 100 ships and modules from thier tower to ours. 3) "Full Force in every - one wormhole" We manage to squeeze all battleships, an orca, golem, damnation, all T2 cruisers and frigs out into known space, now secured in high-sec and awaiting sale.
The fleet we stole is still entirely intact, minus one huginn sacrificed to tackle Bellums legion (love you Bellum :3).
Fleet is only slightly used
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Saithe
Caldari Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:24:00 -
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What would you do with access to 10bil+ in assets?
Steal them, of course!
This is a story about how I singlehandly stole an entire life savings in assets from a single corp, based in a wormhole; and successfully moved all the ships (with the help of friends) to empire space in the course of 4 hours.
About 2 months ago, I recieved information about a POS that was located inside of J131034, which I aptly named Dung Beetle. I personally went and scouted it out, and saw several very expensive ships floating inside the POS, as well as several CHA's and t3 production batteries. After a little initial research, I applied to the corp with my mining alt, as they were a wormhole mining corp investing into t3 ship and subsystem construction. I fly with them for a month; mining, shooting sleepers, and hauling ore into empire to sell. Seemed friendly, right? They did not trust me at first, which was understandable because my alt has 44mil sp, and can build titans. The CEO was skeptical as my legitimacy because of this, and the fact that my alt's corp history was fairly short; spending time in a corp for about a month. I kindly explained that I tried my hand in 0.0 mining and did not like it due to the constant threat of hostiles. Afterwards I solo mined, and helped friends out with random tasks when mining got boring. Made it seem like a completely legit story, and a legit main. They asked me about PvP, and although it was hard, I managed to hide my knowldge of PvP and fits for PvP ships.
I spent my time in hiding, being kind and helpful. Slowly, through the inability of fast hauling assistance, I gained access to the CHA's to both view and pull from every tab in the CHA. This also gave me access to the SMA. I took a quick peek inside, and my jaw dropped when I saw the amount of assets inside the SMA. I was also given access to operate the POS modules, because the CEO would turn off batteries to turn on other batteries, and hit a snag when I was mining and could not put the ore into the CHA because it was offline.
After gaining access to the required modules, I rounded up a few friends, changed the POS password, offlined all the guns, and jettisoned a Caldari Medium Tower from the corp's own CHA. I then took fuel out of the active POS to last a day, jettisoned it, and we quickly set up the tower at a nearby moon. When it came online, I selected the entire contents of the SMA, and jettisoned them all at once. Bricks were shat. I jumped into the nearby Orca, and started rounding up everything I could from the various batteries while my friends frantically hopped in ships and flew them to our new pos. The entire time this was happening, I was chatting it up with the CEO about what he was doing, and he had no idea what was happening behind the scenes. 4 hours later, after moving close to 65 ships or more to our new POS, we started flying the most valuable ships to the wormhole exit, which was Corvyn, next door to Stacmon. We managed to get every battleship, every t2 ship, and the commandships out to Corvyn, before the hole collapsed due to mass. The following day, I probed out the next hole to empire, and we moved the rest of the battlecruiser and cruisers out, as well as the medium tower itself.
The total value of everything that was stolen: 9bil+ (not including the stack of about 1000 t1/t2 items in my hangar)
Oh, and thanks for all the fish ships :) -Saithe
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Susy Assulu
Caldari Atomic Mexicans
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:25:00 -
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Iam 12 what is this?
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Dalmont
Caldari Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:26:00 -
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So this one time, we were in wormhole space, and there was lots of money to be had, and now its in our hanger. True story.
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Dawts
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:27:00 -
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Can we get a list of ships, chat logs, pics, anything? There is a big sammich here, but no meat.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Dawts Can we get a list of ships, chat logs, pics, anything? There is a big sammich here, but no meat.
Working on that, will be ammended
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Alhambra Trellane
Imperium Forces
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:32:00 -
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Oops. 
Where's the tears? It's like a big, fluffy chocolate cake without the icing.
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Hoo Is
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:48:00 -
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So ummm... basically... you can't muscle up enough to kill carebears, so you join them and steal stuff...
Lame story cousin ---- a reply which adds nothing to a thread or results in a thread being bumped with no new discussion worthy content is considered spam and as such warrants a forum ban |

Saithe
Caldari Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:49:00 -
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Edited by: Saithe on 29/09/2009 19:49:12 Here are the screenshots. Enjoy :) SS 1 SS 2 SS 3 SS 4 SS 5 SS 6 SS 7 SS 8 SS 9 SS 10 SS 11 SS 12 SS 13 SS 14
and last but not least: Stolen Golem + Fit
And yes, everything you see is stolen.
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Susy Assulu
Caldari Atomic Mexicans
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Posted - 2009.09.29 19:55:00 -
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P epic haul
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:01:00 -
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Screenshots, pastebin added to OP
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Lexa Hellfury
The Hull Miners Union Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:02:00 -
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This is a pretty awesome thread. Nice job guys.
Originally by: Saithe when I was mining

Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Dawts
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: Hoo Is So ummm... basically... you can't muscle up enough to kill carebears, so you join them and steal stuff...
Lame story cousin
THIS IS GAME, you're p. terrible at c&p bro.
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Salliene
Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:16:00 -
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Just curious,
How much time did you have to spend away from your main to get enough trust from this corp to get a director's role? Is this sort of stuff a full time job or were you able to do it pretty much on the side?
At any point did you almost screw the whole thing up, perhaps by accidentally referring to your main or anything?
Are there any members of the target corp that you genuinely liked, and maybe feel kinda bad about screwing over, or were you able to completely detach yourself from such things?
Thought about trying this myself from time to time, but I am too prone to feeling sorry for the other guy.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr The Phantom Acolytes
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:17:00 -
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I guess their utter sense of loss and bitter disappointment equals your own epic lols and sense of accomplishment and thus the cosmic equilibrium is maintained. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...
p.s. nice haul lol
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:21:00 -
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http://killboard.heretic-nation.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=41223
CNR entirely faction fit, was nice killing it with stolen ships.
Here's an embarrassing tidbit -- we killed the legion and then this jumped in. We somehow didn't tackle it. Followed it went to a kick out station...instapop.
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Buhhdust Princess
Annihilate.
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:25:00 -
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POSTING IN OMGWTF I LOST ALL MY **** thread.
Good job Mirror, nice to see ur still up to ur usual **** lol 
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zombiedeadhead
Minmatar In Your Head
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:26:00 -
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I'll take that Afterburner skillbook off your hands, at a reasonable price ofc.
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Saithe
Caldari Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:27:00 -
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Originally by: Salliene Just curious,
How much time did you have to spend away from your main to get enough trust from this corp to get a director's role? Is this sort of stuff a full time job or were you able to do it pretty much on the side?
At any point did you almost screw the whole thing up, perhaps by accidentally referring to your main or anything?
Are there any members of the target corp that you genuinely liked, and maybe feel kinda bad about screwing over, or were you able to completely detach yourself from such things?
Thought about trying this myself from time to time, but I am too prone to feeling sorry for the other guy.
Well, all I have to say is, dual client ftw. Also, the CEO droned on drunk alot, and I more or less toned him out, much like you do a whining nagging gf. Id just respond with yuhuh and yea alot, and throw in my 2 cents worth when needed. Being that all i did was mine with that toon, it was pretty easy to not screw up. just sit in a wormhole belt, mine, and haul while listening to music or pvping with Saithe. the hardest part was stiffling my knowledge of PvP when the ceo and nath1000 would talk about it.
As for feelings, this is a game. i didnt join the corp to make friends, i joined the corp to steal their crap.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:37:00 -
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Edited by: MirrorGod on 29/09/2009 20:37:45 super secret
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:49:00 -
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Good job and a good read and the logs made the whole 10/10 in my book.
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Pindleskin
Amarr Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 20:53:00 -
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Heretic Thief say its not true!!!
Watch this space :)
Pindle ----this---- |

Michael Hoare
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:14:00 -
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-Scumbag thieves should be taken out behind the barn and shot
-Barring that someone should be handy with a vid-camera to capture their basement dwelling emo-screams when someone rips THEM off. That video should then be immediately posted to YouTube for all to enjoy.
-Then they should be shot.
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Mutnin
Mutineers
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:16:00 -
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Edited by: Mutnin on 29/09/2009 21:16:57 Well I guess all is game and at least this was likely more fun than sitting on Oso gate camping all day? (other than the mining part of course)
GJ and it appears by the chat log, they took it rather well. BTW Saithe, I didn't know you could type.. That chat log was was much more interesting than your normal rumblings about giant pen1ses in Ama local.
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Saithe
Caldari Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:23:00 -
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Originally by: Michael Hoare -Scumbag thieves should be taken out behind the barn and shot
-Barring that someone should be handy with a vid-camera to capture their basement dwelling emo-screams when someone rips THEM off. That video should then be immediately posted to YouTube for all to enjoy.
-Then they should be shot.
I've actually had 4 of my accounts hacked and podded down to 900k sp.
This is a game, I could care less. It's called proper security.
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Saithe
Caldari Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:30:00 -
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Originally by: Mutnin Edited by: Mutnin on 29/09/2009 21:16:57 Well I guess all is game and at least this was likely more fun than sitting on Oso gate camping all day? (other than the mining part of course)
GJ and it appears by the chat log, they took it rather well. BTW Saithe, I didn't know you could type.. That chat log was was much more interesting than your normal rumblings about giant pen1ses in Ama local.
Thanks :)
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Tal'Shi Sonya
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:30:00 -
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"the butterfly effect" in action
lolz 
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Fearr Dorchaa
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:36:00 -
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bravo good sir..... bravo
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:56:00 -
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Originally by: Michael Hoare -Scumbag thieves should be taken out behind the barn and shot
-Barring that someone should be handy with a vid-camera to capture their basement dwelling emo-screams when someone rips THEM off. That video should then be immediately posted to YouTube for all to enjoy.
-Then they should be shot.
Proving once again that pirates are probably one of the most well adjusted and emotionally mature groups of players in all of Eve and carebears are the real psychos lol.
Oh, and \o MirrorGod I just had to take a swipe at that Golem, lol @ him not having the skills for a point! Too bad your Huginn did hah.  -- Bellum Eternus Inveniam viam aut faciam.
Tier 5 Battleships
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.29 21:57:00 -
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NO HONOUR
Originally by: CCP Whisper So you're going to have to do some actual thinking with regards to hull components and their capabilities instead of copying some cookie-cutter setup. Cry some more.
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