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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.10.01 15:42:00 -
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That's right folks. Well..specifically a new employee who will be coming on board.
The guy is super bear, and is going to be dropping his subs, but would like to get his hand in on some of the fun that the IEEE gets into.
There is only one problem with this plan, the Joe Show(tm) is currently about as exciting as five day old semen stains. And while we have a couple leads on new investigations, they are all in Gallente high sec and the new employee (being a super bear) currently is hated enough by the Gallente navy that they will fire on him on sight.
This is where you all come in. I'm certain that you guys know of some more real idiot CEO's that could use some exposition by the IEEE. Normally I hate to 'force' an investigation like this, but I'd like to show my new guy some fun before he goes off.
So, I'm taking suggestions for a new investigation.
We've got some restrictions because of the new employee's standings on this one.
1) Caldari space only please. 2) Corporation or alliance in question must have leadership that are not operating in compliance with standards and practices as published by the IEEE. You should have seen plenty of the kinds of violations during our prior invesigations that we like to focus on. 3) Remember...we're going after the incompetent. Suggestions like 'Go Kill (insert large, obviously doing pretty well for themselves alliance)' 4) Size does matter. We can usually not investigate a very large corporation or alliance due to manpower issues.
So if you folks wouldn't mind suggesting people, either here or via eve-mail or private conversation, the IEEE would greatly appreciate it. Thank you for your time. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Riedle
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Posted - 2009.10.01 15:52:00 -
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HYDRA RELOADED has broken the English language.
Worthy of an investigation.
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BallistaII
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: Riedle HYDRA RELOADED has broken the English language.
Worthy of an investigation.
Y U SPEK HERESY OF HYRDA ALLICE!?!?!?!?!?!
PREPARE 4 WARDEK COMIN UR WAY NOOB!!!!
Nexus Kinnon for CCP President!!!! Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!!! |
Commander Azrael
Three Shades of Brown
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:06:00 -
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BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION.
Guess your not wrong
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:07:00 -
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Originally by: Riedle HYDRA RELOADED has broken the English language.
Worthy of an investigation.
While I am certain that the English language might appreciate the gesture, I'm pretty sure that HYDRA RELOADED are not incompetent. And the investigation would go something like this:
Quote: IEEE agents die horribly as competent pilots fitting ships competently squish the IEEE...HYDRA RELOADED members refrain from mining (do any of them actually mine?) running missions, or other non-warlike practices to concentrate on beating the IEEE into a pulp. While the smack might run heavy in local, nobody can understand half of it.
And while this might be fun to watch on the forums for a short while...the main objective (being to show the new guy some fun) would not be well served. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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BallistaII
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: Riedle HYDRA RELOADED has broken the English language.
Worthy of an investigation.
While I am certain that the English language might appreciate the gesture, I'm pretty sure that HYDRA RELOADED are not incompetent. And the investigation would go something like this:
Quote: IEEE agents die horribly as competent pilots fitting ships competently squish the IEEE...HYDRA RELOADED members refrain from mining (do any of them actually mine?) running missions, or other non-warlike practices to concentrate on beating the IEEE into a pulp. While the smack might run heavy in local, nobody can understand half of it.
And while this might be fun to watch on the forums for a short while...the main objective (being to show the new guy some fun) would not be well served.
M8 U KAN MEAK MUCH INVESTGATIN OF US BUT WEN WE GET WARDEK WE GOT INTO
WAR MODE!!!!!
IN WAR MODE WE DUN MINE BUT WE MEAK GATHERIN IN2 DEFESE FLEET FORMATIONS
Nexus Kinnon for CCP President!!!! Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!!! |
Tameris Khan
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:20:00 -
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Originally by: Commander Azrael Guess your not wrong
Pot. Kettle. Black!
Now crawl back down whatever revolting shade of brown hole you spawned from.
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:23:00 -
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While ships may survive a week of that war, braincells would pop within the hour.
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xXxCuteBoyxXx
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: THE L0CK While ships may survive a week of that war, braincells would pop within the hour.
ARE U SAING WE ARE DUMP ?????
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Bjron
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:28:00 -
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Yo, HYDRA RELOADED, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish PRO-FAILING, But Hydra was the worst Corporation ever, WORST CORPORATION EVER!
But you guys are pretty close to claiming that title.
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BallistaII
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:31:00 -
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Edited by: BallistaII on 01/10/2009 16:31:10
Originally by: THE L0CK While ships may survive a week of that war, braincells would pop within the hour.
Originally by: Bjron Yo, HYDRA RELOADED, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish PRO-FAILING, But Hydra was the worst Corporation ever, WORST CORPORATION EVER!
But you guys are pretty close to claiming that title.
I DARE U POST WIH MAIN SO WE CAN WARDEK U DIK
Nexus Kinnon for CCP President!!!! Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!!! |
Bjron
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:36:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII Edited by: BallistaII on 01/10/2009 16:31:10
Originally by: THE L0CK While ships may survive a week of that war, braincells would pop within the hour.
Originally by: Bjron Yo, HYDRA RELOADED, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish PRO-FAILING, But Hydra was the worst Corporation ever, WORST CORPORATION EVER!
But you guys are pretty close to claiming that title.
I DARE U POST WIH MAIN SO WE CAN WARDEK U DIK
Yo, BallistaII, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish PRO-FAILING, But Bjron, is my main. HYDRA RELOADED, WORST CORPORATION EVER!
Grats, you win!
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xXxCuteBoyxXx
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:38:00 -
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Edited by: xXxCuteBoyxXx on 01/10/2009 16:39:01
Originally by: Bjron
Yo, BallistaII, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish PRO-FAILING, But Bjron, is my main. HYDRA RELOADED, WORST CORPORATION EVER!
Grats, you win!
U R A LOOSER BECOS HYRDA IS NOT A COPORATION IT IS A ALLIACE
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Bjron
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: xXxCuteBoyxXx Edited by: xXxCuteBoyxXx on 01/10/2009 16:39:01
Originally by: Bjron
Yo, BallistaII, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish PRO-FAILING, But Bjron, is my main. HYDRA RELOADED, WORST CORPORATION EVER!
Grats, you win!
U R A LOOSER BECOS HYRDA IS NOT A COPORATION IT IS A ALLIACE
Yo, xXxCuteBoyxXx , I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish PRO-FAILING, and butchering the english language, But HYDRA RELOADED, is the wosrt Corporation/alliance ever.....
WOSRT EVER!
But you have to be a Corporation to be in a alliance!
xXxCuteboyxXX, are you a little confused about your sexual orientation?
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xXxCuteBoyxXx
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: Bjron
xXxCuteboyxXX, are you a little confused about your sexual orientation?
Y U ASKING THIS ?
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Bjron
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Posted - 2009.10.01 16:51:00 -
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Edited by: Bjron on 01/10/2009 16:51:23
Originally by: xXxCuteBoyxXx
Originally by: Bjron
xXxCuteboyxXX, are you a little confused about your sexual orientation?
Y U ASKING THIS ?
Yo, xXxCuteBoyxXx , I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish PRO-FAILING, and using a name that is creepey, and has a strange sound to it, But Bjron is one of the best names ever. BEST NAME EVER!
Cuase xXxCusteboyxXx sounds, well um questionable,
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xXxCuteBoyxXx
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:02:00 -
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Originally by: Bjron
Yo, xXxCuteBoyxXx , I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish PRO-FAILING, and using a name that is creepey, and has a strange sound to it, But Bjron is one of the best names ever. BEST NAME EVER!
Cuase xXxCusteboyxXx sounds, well um questionable,
SENSE IN YOUR OPENION IS NOT THEIR IMO
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Tameris Khan
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:03:00 -
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Originally by: Bjron Cuase xXxCusteboyxXx sounds, well um questionable
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Trioxi
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: xXxCuteBoyxXx
Originally by: Bjron
xXxCuteboyxXX, are you a little confused about your sexual orientation?
Y U ASKING THIS ?
Because you still owe me 450mil.
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Jamyl TashMurkon
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:07:00 -
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HYDRA RELOADED IZ DE BEST PEVEPE KORPORTION IN NEW EDEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DUNT MESS WIT HYDRA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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xXxCuteBoyxXx
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:08:00 -
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Originally by: Trioxi
Originally by: xXxCuteBoyxXx
Originally by: Bjron
xXxCuteboyxXX, are you a little confused about your sexual orientation?
Y U ASKING THIS ?
Because you still owe me 450mil.
m8 i not know u so theirfor i cannot think that i must giv u monie
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Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:08:00 -
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Originally by: xXxCuteBoyxXx
Originally by: Bjron
xXxCuteboyxXX, are you a little confused about your sexual orientation?
Y U ASKING THIS ?
YU MAEK GUD MAN-WIFE FR MANFAEK
PLS COME CABN I MKE SUP -------------------------
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xXxCuteBoyxXx
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:14:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias
YU MAEK GUD MAN-WIFE FR MANFAEK
PLS COME CABN I MKE SUP
sorry my forum is bug. i cannot post. is this happen to u to?
also sry i not understand you're msg my english not so good
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Bjron
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:20:00 -
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*gasp*
Help....
Brain cells dying.
*gasp*
Hydra reloaded...
*gasp*
no grammar skills.
*gasp*
Brain..... melting.
*dies*
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:39:00 -
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Why do I get the feeling Hydra's communication practices on the forums are mandated by their leadership in order to bring about trolling lulz?
There can't possibly be that many people that can't spell or use proper grammar/english in their corp, all with the silly "x" crap surrounding their names.
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Alhambra Trellane
Imperium Forces
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus Why do I get the feeling Hydra's communication practices on the forums are mandated by their leadership in order to bring about trolling lulz?
There can't possibly be that many people that can't spell or use proper grammar/english in their corp, all with the silly "x" crap surrounding their names.
You'd think so, yah. However getting through the interview process with them, as well as having to read their recruitment info argues pretty well otherwise.
I tried with an alt. I couldn't take the pain. Anyone who can is in the right corp.
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BallistaII
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 17:55:00 -
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Originally by: Alhambra Trellane
Originally by: Barakkus Why do I get the feeling Hydra's communication practices on the forums are mandated by their leadership in order to bring about trolling lulz?
There can't possibly be that many people that can't spell or use proper grammar/english in their corp, all with the silly "x" crap surrounding their names.
You'd think so, yah. However getting through the interview process with them, as well as having to read their recruitment info argues pretty well otherwise.
I tried with an alt. I couldn't take the pain. Anyone who can is in the right corp.
HYRDAS RECRUIKMENT PROCES IZ MOST FAST N FURIOUS OF ALL.
2GETER WE PICK THE BEST OF TEH ELITST PLAYARS OF NEW EDEN N RAIN ON THE UNIVERSE!!!!!1
Nexus Kinnon for CCP President!!!! Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!!! |
Bjron
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Posted - 2009.10.01 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII
Originally by: Alhambra Trellane
Originally by: Barakkus Why do I get the feeling Hydra's communication practices on the forums are mandated by their leadership in order to bring about trolling lulz?
There can't possibly be that many people that can't spell or use proper grammar/english in their corp, all with the silly "x" crap surrounding their names.
You'd think so, yah. However getting through the interview process with them, as well as having to read their recruitment info argues pretty well otherwise.
I tried with an alt. I couldn't take the pain. Anyone who can is in the right corp.
HYRDAS RECRUIKMENT PROCES IZ MOST FAST N FURIOUS OF ALL.
2GETER WE PICK THE BEST OF TEH ELITST PLAYARS OF NEW EDEN N RAIN ON THE UNIVERSE!!!!!1
* comes back as a ghost *
ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Beware, BEWARE the Pro-fail that is hydra reloaded!
* thinks a bit *
how can it rain in space?
* starts dissipating *
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
Hyrda Pro-fails so hard that you are not even safe in the after life!
* actvates warning sign *
* last gasp *
* brodcasts warning message to all of new eden *
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BallistaII
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.01 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Bjron
* brodcasts warning message to all of new eden *
finaly u now kno how DANGEROUS HYRDA IS!!! HYRDA ALLICE PROVIL!!!! |
Bjron
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Posted - 2009.10.01 18:15:00 -
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Originally by: BallistaII
Originally by: Bjron
* brodcasts warning message to all of new eden *
finaly u now kno how DANGEROUS HYRDA IS!!!
*epic facepalm*
Using all those emote smileys makes you look like you are 10.
Oh, yes, I know first hand how dangrous Hydra reloaded is, when they cant blow your ship up, or pod you, they melt your brain with epic fail grammar, and lack of reading skills.
( please note that Bjron does not have leet grammar skills, but at least he trys )
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