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Sharian Amber Center Of Psychology	Posted - 2009.10.04 14:46:00 - [1] New service has been opened for Eve Online players. We offer therapy sessions for our clients with our trusted therapists. Maybe you feel lonely, sad or have problems that you need help with. Our therapists will help you to get over your problems for a cheap price. Our services are confidential and we will not share any information with anyone. Here are some scenarios, when you should consider our services: - Bad wife aggro? Don't worry our therapists will help your wife to understand your playing habits. There is also possiblility for group session with the family through vent. - Lost a ship to pirates? Discuss with our professionals and get confort and understanding. We will also help you to play better and to avoid such disasters in the future. - Feel lonely? Do not worry, let our therapist entertain you and you will feel happy in no time! - Victim of a corp theft, and ready to quit? Do not quit, discuss with our professionals and they will sort out your anger and emorage! There are lots of other scenarios that you could face and need a therapist. Dont be shy, contact us and let us make you feel better in no time! When Incarna arrives we will have our own reception where you can come and relax, discuss and maybe shed a tear or two... Remember it will be alright! Here is the price list for our services: Therapy session = 50m ISK/h Extra hour = 40m ISK/h Emergency Booking (Session right away)= 25m ISK Group session= 150m ISK/h Group session with vent= 1B/h Contact secretary Miriam Amber for booking. If you have any questions or concerns please post them in this thread. Dr. Sharian Amber
Vysnaite Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.10.04 14:51:00 - [2] I would like to see a copy of diploma and license for practicing psychology.
Sharian Amber Center Of Psychology	Posted - 2009.10.04 14:52:00 - [3] Originally by: Vysnaite I would like to see a copy of diploma and license for practicing psychology. That will be provided when you order our service.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.10.04 14:53:00 - [4] This is so awesome lol I wish you all the best success with this much-needed service! --- I was going to run for CSM but life waylaid me :(
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:01:00 - [5] Originally by: Sharian Amber Originally by: Vysnaite I would like to see a copy of diploma and license for practicing psychology. That will be provided when you order our service. So payment has to be made before you provide any evidence of qualifications? Good luck with that. ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
Usul Atreides	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:07:00 - [6] You'd have to be crazy to pay 1bil/ho-oh wait.
zombiedeadhead Minmatar In Your Head	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:08:00 - [7] As I suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder, can I inquire if you offer Group Therapy?
Sharian Amber Center Of Psychology	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:10:00 - [8] Edited by: Sharian Amber on 04/10/2009 15:12:01 Originally by: Usul Atreides You'd have to be crazy to pay 1bil/ho-oh wait. Not at all, this service is for the rich people of EVE. It's not ment for poor people. It's very stressful to run this sort of service, and i belive our priceing structure is fine. We will give out free trials, where we take a client with problems, treat him/her and the client can then share the experience here in this thread. Originally by: zombiedeadhead As I suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder, can I inquire if you offer Group Therapy? We do indeed, you should also limit your multi client habits. This feeds your problem. You should play with only one character at a time. You will also need some heavy therapy to recover from this. Contact us ASAP!
JitaPriceChecker2	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:13:00 - [9] 0/10
Usul Atreides	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:17:00 - [10] Edited by: Usul Atreides on 04/10/2009 15:17:11 Originally by: Sharian Amber Originally by: Usul Atreides You'd have to be crazy to pay 1bil/ho-oh wait. Not at all, this service is for the rich people of EVE. It's not meant for poor people. It's very stressful to run this sort of service, and i belive our priceing structure is fine. We will give out free trials, where we take a client with problems, treat him/her and the client can then share the experience here in this thread. I see. So, poor people with problems are worthless and ignorable. How very scientologistic of you.
Serge Bastana Gallente GWA Corp	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:17:00 - [11] Yes, bit difficult to con poor people out of money they don't have. Is this a new way for Goons to raise revenue? ------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag. Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited!
Sharian Amber Center Of Psychology	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:17:00 - [12] Originally by: JitaPriceChecker2 0/10 Maybe you should try our forum troll, program. We could give you discount or even let you try our trial.
Yakia TovilToba Halliburton Inc.	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:21:00 - [13] Originally by: Sharian Amber our services: - Bad wife aggro? Don't worry our therapists will help your wife to understand your playing habits. There is also possiblility for group session with the family through vent. - Feel lonely? Do not worry, let our therapist entertain you and you will feel happy in no time! There are lots of other scenarios that you could face and need a therapist. Dont be shy, contact us and let us make you feel better in no time! Here is the price list for our services: Group session with vent= 1B/h Contact secretary Miriam Amber for booking. If you have any questions or concerns please post them in this thread. Dr. Sharian Amber You are offering a psychologist service over ventrillo, which contains out of game issues. Offering rl money/goods/services for isk is a violation of the Eula/ToS. Expect to be banned anytime soon.
Destination SkillQueue Are We There Yet	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:23:00 - [14] Originally by: Yakia TovilToba You are offering a psychologist service over ventrillo, which contains out of game issues. Offering rl money/goods/services for isk is a violation of the Eula/ToS. Expect to be banned anytime soon. I support this product/service.
Sharian Amber Center Of Psychology	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:24:00 - [15] Originally by: Yakia TovilToba Originally by: Sharian Amber our services: - Bad wife aggro? Don't worry our therapists will help your wife to understand your playing habits. There is also possiblility for group session with the family through vent. - Feel lonely? Do not worry, let our therapist entertain you and you will feel happy in no time! There are lots of other scenarios that you could face and need a therapist. Dont be shy, contact us and let us make you feel better in no time! Here is the price list for our services: Group session with vent= 1B/h Contact secretary Miriam Amber for booking. If you have any questions or concerns please post them in this thread. Dr. Sharian Amber You are offering a psychologist service over ventrillo, which contains out of game issues. Offering rl money/goods/services for isk is a violation of the Eula/ToS. Expect to be banned anytime soon. You are actually wrong here.
Yakia TovilToba Halliburton Inc.	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:41:00 - [16] Originally by: Sharian Amber You are actually wrong here. ToS No. 11:The advertisement or sale of out of game goods and services not directly related to EVE online is prohibited. The only out of game goods and services which can be advertised or sold are the following: EVE forum signature creation, website and third party voice communication server hosting or EVE Time Codes. Your offer includes: Quote: New service has been opened for Eve Online players. We offer therapy sessions for our clients with our trusted therapists. Maybe you feel lonely, sad or have problems that you need help with. Our therapists will help you to get over your problems for a cheap price. Our services are confidential and we will not share any information with anyone. Here are some scenarios, when you should consider our services: .... group session with the family through vent. ... - Feel lonely? Do not worry, let our therapist entertain you and you will feel happy in no time! Here is the price list for our services: Therapy session = 50m ISK/h Extra hour = 40m ISK/h Emergency Booking (Session right away) = 25m ISK Group session = 150m ISK/h Group session with vent = 1B/h Compare the underlined parts: you offer therapist services to cure inter alia feelings of loneliness, i.e. a service which is not directly related to EVE.
Sharian Amber Center Of Psychology	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:48:00 - [17] Originally by: Yakia TovilToba Originally by: Sharian Amber You are actually wrong here. ToS No. 11:The advertisement or sale of out of game goods and services not directly related to EVE online is prohibited. The only out of game goods and services which can be advertised or sold are the following: EVE forum signature creation, website and third party voice communication server hosting or EVE Time Codes. Your offer includes: Quote: New service has been opened for Eve Online players. We offer therapy sessions for our clients with our trusted therapists. Maybe you feel lonely, sad or have problems that you need help with. Our therapists will help you to get over your problems for a cheap price. Our services are confidential and we will not share any information with anyone. Here are some scenarios, when you should consider our services: .... group session with the family through vent. ... - Feel lonely? Do not worry, let our therapist entertain you and you will feel happy in no time! Here is the price list for our services: Therapy session = 50m ISK/h Extra hour = 40m ISK/h Emergency Booking (Session right away) = 25m ISK Group session = 150m ISK/h Group session with vent = 1B/h Compare the underlined parts: you offer therapist services to cure inter alia feelings of loneliness, i.e. a service which is not directly related to EVE. Actually you are wrong like i stated, this is ingame service. If you have problems in accepting this i suggest you file a petition.
Eeontasia	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:50:00 - [18] Jeez, some folks have far too much starch in their underpants Sharian, this is brilliant! Do I get a special discount for being the first patient?
Northern Fall Minmatar Guild Exploration Guild Alliance	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:53:00 - [19] I heartily endorse this product and/or service. 10/10
Professor Tarantula Hedion University	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:54:00 - [20] That sounds more like a prostitution or counseling service. What do you know of space madness?
Yakia TovilToba Halliburton Inc.	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:54:00 - [21] How is this ingame, when you are offering to treat people who are not even playing Eve ("..our therapists will help your wife..", "There is also possiblility for group session with the family through vent.") by using a method of communication that has nothing to do with Eve ("vent"=ventrillo) ? Also an offer to cure someone's loneliness is not more ingame than offering someone a computer for ISK, which has been clearly stated as a prohibited isk purchase with out of game items (services in your case).
Sharian Amber Center Of Psychology	Posted - 2009.10.04 15:56:00 - [22] Originally by: Yakia TovilToba How is this ingame, when you are offering to treat people who are not even playing Eve ("..our therapists will help your wife..", "There is also possiblility for group session with the family through vent.") by using a method of communication that has nothing to do with Eve ("vent"=ventrillo) ? Also an offer to cure someone's loneliness is not more ingame than offering someone a computer for ISK, which has been clearly stated as a prohibited isk purchase with out of game items (services in your case). Like i said before, please file a petition. If useing a ventrilo is a problem, we can use eve voice. I will ask GM about this.
Anomandaris Draginpurake Minmatar	Posted - 2009.10.04 16:31:00 - [23] Originally by: Sharian Amber Edited by: Sharian Amber on 04/10/2009 15:12:01 Originally by: Usul Atreides You'd have to be crazy to pay 1bil/ho-oh wait. Not at all, this service is for the rich people of EVE. It's not ment for poor people. It's very stressful to run this sort of service, and i belive our priceing structure is fine. We will give out free trials, where we take a client with problems, treat him/her and the client can then share the experience here in this thread. Originally by: zombiedeadhead As I suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder, can I inquire if you offer Group Therapy? We do indeed, you should also limit your multi client habits. This feeds your problem. You should play with only one character at a time. You will also need some heavy therapy to recover from this. Contact us ASAP! So qualified you can spell the word pricing... I am a bit of a pedant but if you can't even be bothered to check your posts for spelling how can you be trusted with someone's psychological well-being? Originally by: CCP Whisper TInternet spaceships are serious business but they're not worth having an aneursym over. Honestly.
Tony Sharp	Posted - 2009.10.04 16:58:00 - [24] Edited by: Tony Sharp on 04/10/2009 17:00:17 People are intimidated by my tash as can be seen is this thread. Can you help? Is it me or them? I am so confused...
Ven Geance	Posted - 2009.10.04 17:34:00 - [25] Doc Im suffering from being an outcast and from lonelyness in my corp for having an unusually high sec status. What can i do to regain my self respect. Should I (a) go on a mindless rampage and kill everything i can? (b) go on a mindless rampage and kill everything i see? or (c) go on a mindless rampage and just kill everything? After this i may need some anger management as well. Doc do you fly a ship?
Anomandaris Draginpurake Minmatar	Posted - 2009.10.04 17:48:00 - [26] Originally by: Tony Sharp Edited by: Tony Sharp on 04/10/2009 17:00:17 People are intimidated by my tash as can be seen is this thread. Can you help? Is it me or them? I am so confused... Confirming that Tony Sharp's moustache haunts my dreams, can you therapise me for this? Originally by: CCP Whisper TInternet spaceships are serious business but they're not worth having an aneursym over. Honestly.

CCP Firnor	Posted - 2009.10.05 19:34:00 - [27] This offer of psychological assistance would be a violation of our Terms of Service (as it is not EVE related) not to mention other issues that could arise from this. As such I have removed this offer and locked the thread.


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