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Grath Telkin
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:34:00 -
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Originally by: Daniel Ogden
Of course they can afford it. Doesn't make it any less funny. They lost a small battle and sent in a carrier as they were losing, and a Titan to the station to try and DD us when we got back. They fail DD'd and it was hilarious. Contrary to popular PL propaganda we were coming home from a roam that took us at least 20 jumps out. OH MY... MARU KA'GE LEFT THE STATION. PLEASE.
So just to clarify, and not put any spin on this:
You got tired of losing carriers and t3 ships to us on your own undock, so you waited till we were out on an op and went roaming. Lets stop pretending that you do this a lot (the roaming, we all know that your undock is a graveyard for carriers bearing the MK flag).
Then at some point Destro did something stupid (*shocker*) followed by a PL titan pilot doing something stuipd (*shocker*)and killing A)blues B)greens C) purples at some point..
Where was the news? Why the thread?
I think what everybody is giving you **** about, is the fact that NOBODY can figure out why you thought this relevant, or needed posting about.
You should ask the northern guys/goonswarm how many times they got DD'd by us while blue, or in fleet during the delve war.
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Hrin
Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: Psorion
Originally by: HotSeat 3 things you need to know about PL
1. We have way too many Titans 2. We are all very bored, including our Titans pilot, and therefore will do just about anything to relieve said bordem 3. PL will DD just about anything, any time, including our own pilots as per #2
Welcome to Eve
Yes.. They will DD a Frigate if you stay still long enough. Still, sounds like fun times.. Where is this again??
Hey do you know who else tried to DD frigates once?
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Joe Stalin
Caldari Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:07:00 -
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Edited by: Joe Stalin on 06/10/2009 20:14:40 Edited by: Joe Stalin on 06/10/2009 20:10:31
Originally by: ScheenK
Originally by: Elthana
Originally by: Lenid Kalkin
It was a practical joke on Destromath's part. He was suppose to cyno the titan in on a pos but decided to do it at a station with hostiles and a bubble instead. Titan pilot panicked when he loaded grid and saw hostiles/bubbles so he Doomsdayed without noticing the friendlies on field.
Worst cyno pilot and titan pilot in PL by far.
i was the only mk outside station in my carrier. Which hostiles was he surrounded by exactly, where he panicked? That guys pro, he must be your top titan pilot/alliance leader
Hi, this char ^^ i quoted is sick boys alt fyi, and congrats pl for dd'ing your own fleet and getting on coad once again maru congrats on doing nothing again you guys really are awesome and also we'll see you guys on teh battlefield...o wait you guys dont undock...ffs
Don't undock??? Hilarious... Just to go over the chain of events as seen from my Scorpion:
1) Maru took fleet to EC- to chase down an MH gate camp 2) MH knows better now than to stay on gate camp too long in the EC- area (based on their own forums instructing them not to anymore due to losses), and had left the area shortly before Maru arrived 3) Maru saddened we missed out on an MH stomp heads back to X-7 to find something better to do 4) On a stroke of luck Maru scouts discover a PL gang in X-7 on the L-T gate 5) Maru takes the initiative and jumps right in on PL fleet 6) Even though PL fleet was slightly outnumbered, PL has 3x the members in local compared to Maru, so PL knowing they could still potentially outnumber Maru if their pilots can rally quickly PL stays to fight to their credit. 7) Even with PL reinforcements coming in as a slow stream, Maru through superior offensive and repair tactics scatters the PL fleet into an every man for themselves retreat with some moderate losses - few losses on the Maru side 8) Maru FC gives the order to return to station after the last PL warps off with his tail between his legs 9) PL to their credit catches a couple Maru stragglers who didn't follow the warp to station order 10) PL now begins to amass an 2nd fleet outside of Maru's station 11) Since Maru is actually outnumbered by at least 3 to 1 in system by PL, and PL is now in the middle of a total nerd rage about having their fleet scattered when they see themselves as superior, it is obvious that PL will now launch an all out assault on Maru since they are that predictable. Since Maru FC is well aware of the danger of letting the slow to respond PL have time to get their act together to put together a far superior numbered force, Maru FC gives the order to dock up and deny PL their chance at redeeming themselves. 12) Only 1 Maru is now outside of station in a non-aggressed carrier to watch the raging PL fleet build up, the battle is over having taught PL a lesson about their need to actually have their reinforcements ready to go to backup their gate camps because Maru won't wait for PL. Maru, being completely outnumbered by every adversary we face, specializes in guerrilla tactics, while PL being slow to respond is only effective when they have notice that the battle is coming to give them a chance to get their act together. This is a weakness of PL that Maru exploits regularly. 13) PL then brings in a titan to the center of their own fleet they are building, with only the single Maru carrier far away on the other side of the station... PL then hits the DD button. 14) Maru FC says over coms practically word for word "Who just bombed PL? Holy $#$%! Who the hell just bombed them??!!!! Oh my god! THEY JUST DD'd THEIR OWN FLEET!!!! HAAHAHALOLLOLOLOL!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
That is exactly how the entire battle went down. It was completely hilarious
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Mr Rive
Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:14:00 -
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Bring back PuPPeT MaSterS they were better at this
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Hrin
Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:27:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Stalin
Don't undock??? Hilarious... Just to go over the chain of events as seen from my Scorpion:
1) Maru took fleet to EC- to chase down an MH gate camp 2) MH knows better now than to stay on gate camp too long in the EC- area (based on their own forums instructing them not to anymore due to losses), and had left the area shortly before Maru arrived 3) Maru saddened we missed out on an MH stomp heads back to X-7 to find something better to do 4) On a stroke of luck Maru scouts discover a PL gang in X-7 on the L-T gate 5) Maru takes the initiative and jumps right in on PL fleet 6) Even though PL fleet was slightly outnumbered, PL has 3x the members in local compared to Maru, so PL knowing they could still potentially outnumber Maru if their pilots can rally quickly PL stays to fight to their credit. 7) Even with PL reinforcements coming in as a slow stream, Maru through superior offensive and repair tactics scatters the PL fleet into an every man for themselves retreat with some moderate losses - few losses on the Maru side 8) Maru FC gives the order to return to station after the last PL warps off with his tail between his legs 9) PL to their credit catches a couple Maru stragglers who didn't follow the warp to station order 10) PL now begins to amass an 2nd fleet outside of Maru's station 11) Since Maru is actually outnumbered by at least 3 to 1 in system by PL, and PL is now in the middle of a total nerd rage about having their fleet scattered when they see themselves as superior, it is obvious that PL will now launch an all out assault on Maru since they are that predictable. Since Maru FC is well aware of the danger of letting the slow to respond PL have time to get their act together to put together a far superior numbered force, Maru FC gives the order to dock up and deny PL their chance at redeeming themselves. 12) Only 1 Maru is now outside of station in a non-aggressed carrier to watch the raging PL fleet build up, the battle is over having taught PL a lesson about their need to actually have their reinforcements ready to go to backup their gate camps because Maru won't wait for PL. Maru, being completely outnumbered by every adversary we face, specializes in guerrilla tactics, while PL being slow to respond is only effective when they have notice that the battle is coming to give them a chance to get their act together. This is a weakness of PL that Maru exploits regularly. 13) PL then brings in a titan to the center of their own fleet they are building, with only the single Maru carrier far away on the other side of the station... PL then hits the DD button. 14) Maru FC says over coms practically word for word "Who just bombed PL? Holy $#$%! Who the hell just bombed them??!!!! Oh my god! THEY JUST DD'd THEIR OWN FLEET!!!! HAAHAHALOLLOLOLOL!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
That is exactly how the entire battle went down. It was completely hilarious
hey, a story
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Joe Stalin
Caldari Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:28:00 -
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PL may have superior numbers, plenty of money to waste, and enough extra ships to spare... but you PL guys claiming you DD your own ships for the hell of it because you are that wealthy, and that is why you DD'd your own backup fleet while Maru watches, just sound like complete morons that can't think of a better excuse.
Next time you guys want to DD your own fleet for the hell of it, I recommend not doing it in front of an audience... You embarrassed yourself with your failed gate camp that you couldn't reinforce even though you seriously outnumbered us in system, and then you went on to further embarrass yourselves by destroying your entire backup fleet that was out for revenge while not dealing any damage to Maru in the process.
Any excuse about how you do this all the time just makes you guys look all the more stupid. Maru is just a little alliance that should be no problem for you guys if you could get your act together. I suggest just staying docked in Sisters to avoid further mockery.
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Grath Telkin
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:30:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Stalin They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
So this whole time your crowing about 7 guys?
THE ENTIRE FLEET OF SEVEN?!?!
Jesus Christ I don't know how we'll ever bounce back from that kind of loss.
Seven.
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Joe Stalin
Caldari Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:39:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Grath Telkin
Originally by: Joe Stalin They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
So this whole time your crowing about 7 guys?
THE ENTIRE FLEET OF SEVEN?!?!
Jesus Christ I don't know how we'll ever bounce back from that kind of loss.
Seven.
Keep trying to spin your fail gate camp & fail backup fleet... Just remember next time you try to fight Maru, we will warp in one of your own titans and DD your entire fleet again like last time.
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Eltyron
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:55:00 -
[69]
Could someone let me know why we're trying to defend/rationale ourselves against the Maru point of view of what happened? They aren't secretly on and off again blue, so we don't care about them.
Its kind of funny, but the PL tears in this thread are probably the sweetest.
STOP BEING MEAN TO US MARU, YOU JERKS!
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Grath Telkin
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:57:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Stalin
Originally by: Grath Telkin
Originally by: Joe Stalin They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
So this whole time your crowing about 7 guys?
THE ENTIRE FLEET OF SEVEN?!?!
Jesus Christ I don't know how we'll ever bounce back from that kind of loss.
Seven.
Keep trying to spin your fail gate camp & fail backup fleet... Just remember next time you try to fight Maru, we will warp in one of your own titans and DD your entire fleet again like last time.
SEVEN BRAH
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Elthana
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:04:00 -
[71]
Nice job on calling the Hyperion primary guys. Was really hard to keep a hyperion tank repped up.
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Trebor Notlimah
Gallente Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:16:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Elthana Nice job on calling the Hyperion primary guys. Was really hard to keep a hyperion tank repped up.
LMAO @ Hyperion. People still fly those things?
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.07 01:19:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Stalin
Any excuse about how you do this all the time just makes you guys look all the more stupid. Maru is just a little alliance that should be no problem for you guys if you could get your act together. I suggest just staying docked in Sisters to avoid further mockery.
Not the mockery --- I spent 3 months in Delve, and all I got was a lousy Shrike mail
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Ethan Hunte
Gallente Ninjas With Frikkin StarShips
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Posted - 2009.10.07 01:29:00 -
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admit it maru fail, you really thought someone else besides yourself would think this was funny. Ninja is recruiting. |
Daniel Ogden
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.07 02:24:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Eltyron ... the PL tears in this thread are probably the sweetest...
QFT
Originally by: Ethan Hunte admit it maru fail, you really thought someone else besides yourself would think this was funny.
No. Please see above.
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Cheekything
Gallente Fallen Angel's Blade.
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Posted - 2009.10.07 02:49:00 -
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For a 600 man alliance with 27 corps you sure try so hard and say so much without doing any action or saying anything with meaning
Come to curse let us kick you out :D
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Shosin Tamaka
Gallente BAD WOLF INC. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.07 02:54:00 -
[77]
Damn it i missed it.
o/ to the fans!
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Jslice
Amarr Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.07 10:38:00 -
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HOLY ****... You guys are actually being serious about this? I thought it was a troll, stop **** posting, I know this is CAOD but please oh god just stop. Seriously DD's kill more friendlies than hostiles most of the time anyway, I don't know how PL will ever recover to replace those BS though....
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.07 10:49:00 -
[79]
pen15 --- Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Chochko
Caldari Bulgarian Mafia Squad Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.07 12:55:00 -
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pen15 indeed. ------------------------------------------- Ahh and Hek! |
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Jin Gle
Gallente Asgardreia
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Posted - 2009.10.07 13:11:00 -
[81]
Maru Ka'ge worst Ka'ge
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Jukhta Mein
Minmatar Independent Traders and Builders MPA
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Posted - 2009.10.07 13:12:00 -
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Edited by: Jukhta Mein on 07/10/2009 13:12:30 I'm willing to bet that if PL saw the same thing happen to an adversary they would be posting it here too, even if it's just seven ships.
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Dianeces
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.07 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: Jukhta Mein Edited by: Jukhta Mein on 07/10/2009 13:12:30 I'm willing to bet that if PL saw the same thing happen to an adversary they would be posting it here too, even if it's just seven ships.
Sorry buddy, if somebody doesn't DD at least 8 of their own ships, it isn't thread worthy.
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KeLLaX
Minmatar Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.10.07 14:54:00 -
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Originally by: Lenid Kalkin
It was a practical joke on Destromath's part. He was suppose to cyno the titan in on a pos but decided to do it at a station with hostiles and a bubble instead. Titan pilot panicked when he loaded grid and saw hostiles/bubbles so he Doomsdayed without noticing the friendlies on field.
Worst cyno pilot and titan pilot in PL by far.
hahaha :) nice :) that's jackass kind of humor I guess but it sure is funny :)
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CARY
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.07 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: Breia Starbeam Well after a nice hit in the face by us (Maru ka'ge) to PL they decided to get a lil emo and decide to bring out the big guns. So they brought out the titan and decided it was time to camp the sanc once agian. Let us pause for a sec so our readers can guess what happened next.... Yes it did happen PL DD'ed their own fleet in their EMO rage against Maru Ka'ge. Once agian another flawless victory to the great PL. Ive told you many times in local that we offer great PVP training for a small fee. So after this i thought i would do something nice. PVP Rule #1- Never ever under any reason Press the D-day Device when no one is around but your OWN fleet. PVP Rule #2- Dont let the kids on the small bus pilot your titans or you bound to have to relearn Rule #1 Thanks for the Laugh and Screan Shots and Frapps
I will have to give you a thumbs up on this post it was funny as heck, LMAO
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Olivor
Caldari Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.10.07 16:04:00 -
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I really have to search all over CAOD for useful informative topics. Then I read this. Thank you so much.
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Psilocin
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.07 16:50:00 -
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Edited by: Psilocin on 07/10/2009 16:51:27 This one time, I like, killed a shuttle and ****, and was all like WHOA DUDE SWEET KILL
smoek weed
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Hubris
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.07 17:40:00 -
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LOL my main and alts have been DD by our own titans more than anyone else. Our titan pilots are just big meanies tbh........ - uncensored eve discussion and battle reports www.BattleDB.com
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Bobbechk
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.07 17:54:00 -
[89]
Moure Ra'ge
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Alakith
Caldari RennTech BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.10.07 18:29:00 -
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this whole thread is
~Alakith~
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