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Breia Starbeam
Amarr Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:04:00 -
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Well after a nice hit in the face by us (Maru ka'ge) to PL they decided to get a lil emo and decide to bring out the big guns. So they brought out the titan and decided it was time to camp the sanc once agian. Let us pause for a sec so our readers can guess what happened next.... Yes it did happen PL DD'ed their own fleet in their EMO rage against Maru Ka'ge. Once agian another flawless victory to the great PL . Ive told you many times in local that we offer great PVP training for a small fee. So after this i thought i would do something nice. PVP Rule #1- Never ever under any reason Press the D-day Device when no one is around but your OWN fleet. PVP Rule #2- Dont let the kids on the small bus pilot your titans or you bound to have to relearn Rule #1 Thanks for the Laugh and Screan Shots and Frapps 
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StainLessStealRat
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:08:00 -
[2]
1st in a claiming victory while docked thread.
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Breia Starbeam
Amarr Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:12:00 -
[3]
o no read agian i gave the victory to PL hands down 
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OninoTimmo
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:21:00 -
[4]
I too once saw a DD  it was so 0wnagi   I posted a terrible thread about it     
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Shad0w Hawk
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:37:00 -
[5]
i saw a dd once and i was like :):) then it hit me and i was like :(:(
its true though like u say :) we have the kid :) on the small bus :( piloting that titan :)
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Sick Boy
Minmatar Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:41:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Breia Starbeam Well after a nice hit in the face by us (Maru ka'ge) to PL they decided to get a lil emo and decide to bring out the big guns. So they brought out the titan and decided it was time to camp the sanc once agian. Let us pause for a sec so our readers can guess what happened next.... Yes it did happen PL DD'ed their own fleet in their EMO rage against Maru Ka'ge. Once agian another flawless victory to the great PL . Ive told you many times in local that we offer great PVP training for a small fee. So after this i thought i would do something nice. PVP Rule #1- Never ever under any reason Press the D-day Device when no one is around but your OWN fleet. PVP Rule #2- Dont let the kids on the small bus pilot your titans or you bound to have to relearn Rule #1 Thanks for the Laugh and Screan Shots and Frapps 
My name is Sick Boy and I approve of this message
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Shad0w Hawk
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:48:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Sick Boy My name is Sick Boy and I approve of this message
These are the items you had in your proteus' low slots.
Amarr Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Centum A-Type Energized Reactive Membrane (1) Corpum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Damage Control II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1)
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Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:52:00 -
[8]
c u  on   teh    battlefield     
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Sick Boy
Minmatar Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 06:53:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Shad0w Hawk
Originally by: Sick Boy My name is Sick Boy and I approve of this message
These are the items you had in your proteus' low slots.
Amarr Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Centum A-Type Energized Reactive Membrane (1) Corpum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Damage Control II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1)
you seem mad :( it's gonna be ok, it's gonna be ok 
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Daniel Ogden
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: Shad0w Hawk
Originally by: Sick Boy My name is Sick Boy and I approve of this message
These are the items you had in your proteus' low slots.
Amarr Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Centum A-Type Energized Reactive Membrane (1) Corpum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Damage Control II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1)
Let's not digress... You DD'd your own fleet! LOLLERCOASTER!  
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Sick Boy
Minmatar Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:01:00 -
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Originally by: Daniel Ogden
Originally by: Shad0w Hawk
Originally by: Sick Boy My name is Sick Boy and I approve of this message
These are the items you had in your proteus' low slots.
Amarr Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Centum A-Type Energized Reactive Membrane (1) Corpum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Damage Control II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1)
Let's not digress... You DD'd your own fleet! LOLLERCOASTER!  
Ya we are here to talk about PL getting OWNED by Maru Ka'ge in a fleet fight, and then emo raging and DDing their own fleet. Let's stay on topic here.
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Han LaoTsu
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:02:00 -
[12]
Postin an in ImportantÖ thread.
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voxen
Gallente Trans-Solar Works Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2009.10.06 07:37:00 -
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Originally by: Sick Boy
Originally by: Daniel Ogden
Originally by: Shad0w Hawk
Originally by: Sick Boy My name is Sick Boy and I approve of this message
These are the items you had in your proteus' low slots.
Amarr Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Centum A-Type Energized Reactive Membrane (1) Corpum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Damage Control II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1)
Let's not digress... You DD'd your own fleet! LOLLERCOASTER!  
Ya we are here to talk about PL getting OWNED by Maru Ka'ge in a fleet fight, and then emo raging and DDing their own fleet. Let's stay on topic here.
Wait, what, someone DD'ed their own fleet and lost a mighty 7 ships? This surely is CAOD worthy, no wait, contact ISD for a full blown article.
(in all honesty, PL killing PL is more succesful than MK killing PL. c/d?
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Lenid Kalkin
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:06:00 -
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It was a practical joke on Destromath's part. He was suppose to cyno the titan in on a pos but decided to do it at a station with hostiles and a bubble instead. Titan pilot panicked when he loaded grid and saw hostiles/bubbles so he Doomsdayed without noticing the friendlies on field.
Worst cyno pilot and titan pilot in PL by far. |

Octavain
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:20:00 -
[15]
Step one in PR control:
Claim it was a practical joke...tee hee lol lol, look guys what I did!
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Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:22:00 -
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Originally by: Octavain Step one in PR control:
Claim it was a practical joke...tee hee lol lol, look guys what I did!
Step 1 in Maru'Rage
Be a pubbie ***got :emote: :emote: :icon:
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Guygeboe
Caldari Steel Battalion Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:25:00 -
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awesomness, can I get the battlereport?
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OninoTimmo
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:29:00 -
[18]
seven ships died!!  better go to  CAOD   
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Omeega
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:43:00 -
[19]
O**** titan reporting for duty (just kidding spies don't get titans)
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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DeltaTeam
Amarr GK inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:48:00 -
[20]
Oh god, you Maru Ka'ge guys really are the dumbest lot around here.
I guess with victory like this, PL are soon to be evicted from Pure Blind and you can go back to crushing NC into the dust under your sandals?
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Elthana
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 08:52:00 -
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Originally by: Lenid Kalkin
It was a practical joke on Destromath's part. He was suppose to cyno the titan in on a pos but decided to do it at a station with hostiles and a bubble instead. Titan pilot panicked when he loaded grid and saw hostiles/bubbles so he Doomsdayed without noticing the friendlies on field.
Worst cyno pilot and titan pilot in PL by far.
i was the only mk outside station in my carrier. Which hostiles was he surrounded by exactly, where he panicked? That guys pro, he must be your top titan pilot/alliance leader
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Khobba Gelos
Gallente V O O D O O
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Posted - 2009.10.06 09:07:00 -
[22]
Hey, MK guys, are you going to give away free Machariels to PL as well? 
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Abby Aden
Caldari The Broken Remanence Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 09:16:00 -
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I find it amusing how some people will try to justify it anyway they can, trying and hoping that if they downplay it that the ones on the winning side will look stupid and non-deserving.
Stop whining, it only makes you a baby.
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Helen
Amarr Blood Traders Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.10.06 09:32:00 -
[24]
Well I guess PL got bored of just DD'ing blues and went for a change of pace. How they will survive is anyone's guess and surely they will start *****ing about this on the PL forums shortly afterwards someone will lose a Nyx then a civil war will break out...
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Cippalippus Primus
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 09:35:00 -
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Edited by: Cippalippus Primus on 06/10/2009 11:22:02 Maru Ka'ge itc (I have no idea what he's saying btw):
[ 2009.10.05 15:08:38 ] Breia Starbeam > i fig one of two things 1: you guys are trying to set us up do to the loses you haven taken from us: 2: you want us to start messing with the NC to keep em occupied while you guys take more of their space. basically you guys hold alot of sov and after [ 2009.10.05 15:09:07 ] Breia Starbeam > patch its gonna take alot of iskies from alot of moons to pay for all that [ 2009.10.05 15:09:46 ] Breia Starbeam > thus the reason for yall being here [ 2009.10.05 15:09:56 ] Breia Starbeam > am i close [ 2009.10.05 15:10:00 ] Cippalippus Primus > yeah [ 2009.10.05 15:11:06 ] Breia Starbeam > so why stay here when we obviously provide reconisable opisition to yall only thing i can think of is taht yall enjoy fighting someone that doesnt just run away [ 2009.10.05 15:12:03 ] Breia Starbeam > i mean its not like we are taking titans in to attack you we are just BS gangs but even at that note you have taken heavy losses to us [ 2009.10.05 15:12:06 ] Cippalippus Primus > pretty much yea [ 2009.10.05 15:12:46 ] Breia Starbeam > so are yall staying hear or looking to head somewhere else [ 2009.10.05 15:13:39 ] Cippalippus Primus > we are building up for a final assault on goons [ 2009.10.05 15:14:01 ] Cippalippus Primus > u know them? [ 2009.10.05 15:14:18 ] Breia Starbeam > yeah i know goons [ 2009.10.05 15:14:24 ] Breia Starbeam > ever one does [ 2009.10.05 15:14:35 ] Cippalippus Primus > i don't [ 2009.10.05 15:14:54 ] Breia Starbeam > are you new to PL [ 2009.10.05 15:15:13 ] Cippalippus Primus > a bit [ 2009.10.05 15:15:26 ] Cippalippus Primus > im the vladivostock tz diplomat [ 2009.10.05 15:15:37 ] Breia Starbeam > nah your a 2007 player no way you dont know goon [ 2009.10.05 15:15:52 ] Cippalippus Primus > i bought this char [ 2009.10.05 15:16:00 ] Cippalippus Primus > i started playing a month ago [ 2009.10.05 15:16:42 ] Breia Starbeam > hmm [ 2009.10.05 15:16:52 ] Breia Starbeam > 1 month and your a dip huh [ 2009.10.05 15:17:16 ] Cippalippus Primus > yeah, pl gives amazing career opportunities [ 2009.10.05 15:19:03 ] Breia Starbeam > ok ok enough beating around the bush what are you wanting for me because your a dip so you ahve to want something [ 2009.10.05 15:19:16 ] Cippalippus Primus > i want it all [ 2009.10.05 15:19:30 ] Breia Starbeam > i mean from me [ 2009.10.05 15:20:46 ] Cippalippus Primus > i need maru ka'ge to perform a covert operation [ 2009.10.05 15:21:09 ] Cippalippus Primus > if you are willing to take part in it, riches and honor await you [ 2009.10.05 15:21:39 ] Breia Starbeam > see i knew you want us to go into NC space and begin a assualt on them and hold them till yall can bring more numbers [ 2009.10.05 15:24:08 ] Breia Starbeam > IMHO if you guys can take on NC how could you ever expect to take on Goons [ 2009.10.05 15:24:21 ] Cippalippus Primus > the system of m-o in tribute, do you know it? [ 2009.10.05 15:24:23 ] Cippalippus Primus > You will never find a more wretched hive of s****and villainy [ 2009.10.05 15:25:00 ] Cippalippus Primus > purge it with fire and flames [ 2009.10.05 15:25:19 ] Cippalippus Primus > and you'll feast beside us with isk and virgins [ 2009.10.05 15:25:32 ] Breia Starbeam > lol virgins huh [ 2009.10.05 15:26:14 ] Cippalippus Primus > we lack many things [ 2009.10.05 15:26:40 ] Cippalippus Primus > but not overweight virgins playing internet spaceships [ 2009.10.05 15:27:09 ] Breia Starbeam > so you want us to hit rawrs office [ 2009.10.05 15:27:23 ] Cippalippus Primus > yes [ 2009.10.05 15:30:08 ] Breia Starbeam > ok saying we do whats in it for us because its gonna have to me imaculate for us to do it because you really are a hated enemy [ 2009.10.05 15:31:58 ] Cippalippus Primus > riches and fame -clp
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Proxay
Gallente Fallen Angel's Blade.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 11:51:00 -
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Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 11:51:40 Speaking as someone who looks for talented PVPers, I will never recruit anyone with a Maru Ka'ge Corp in their history.
We love everyone. |

Midge Mo'yb
Caldari Antares Shipyards Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.06 12:00:00 -
[27]
how about you train your pilots... the ****ing need it... -----------------------------------------------
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.06 12:42:00 -
[28]
I didn't think anyone could be any worse than PuPPeT MaSTeRs when it came to terrible smack, terrible posting and delusion.
I was wrong. --- Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

L'Artest
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 12:45:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Suitonia I didn't think anyone could be any worse than PuPPeT MaSTeRs when it came to terrible smack, terrible posting and delusion.
I was wrong.
^
Also if 7 ships constitutes a fleet in Maru whatever the hell you're called, I don't know what to say
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Abby Aden
Caldari The Broken Remanence Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 12:45:00 -
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Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 11:51:40 Speaking as someone who looks for talented PVPers, I will never recruit anyone with a Maru Ka'ge Corp in their history.
You sound like you are speaking as a sore loser.
Who would want to join a corp with sore losers?
I feel sorry for anyone that would join you. Whiners are never good for a corp. You remember what your mommy did to you when you were annoying? She spanked you and you cried. |

The Blinded
Minmatar GK inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 12:48:00 -
[31]
Is it even technically possible to gather so many delusional hopeless smackers without it being the real intention behind it?
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Tobruk
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 12:50:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Suitonia I didn't think anyone could be any worse than PuPPeT MaSTeRs when it came to terrible smack, terrible posting and delusion.
I was wrong.
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Sig removed. Elmo Pug removed my sig because he hates me
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Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:09:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Tobruk
Originally by: Suitonia I didn't think anyone could be any worse than PuPPeT MaSTeRs when it came to terrible smack, terrible posting and delusion.
I was wrong.
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Fat Ducker
Amarr Lucky Hydra Corp
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:15:00 -
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Originally by: Suitonia I didn't think anyone could be any worse than PuPPeT MaSTeRs when it came to terrible smack, terrible posting and delusion.
I was wrong.
Paging Nrom Gustav.
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Proxay
Gallente Fallen Angel's Blade.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:33:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 13:33:37
Originally by: Abby Aden
Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 11:51:40 Speaking as someone who looks for talented PVPers, I will never recruit anyone with a Maru Ka'ge Corp in their history.
You sound like you are speaking as a sore loser.
Who would want to join a corp with sore losers?
I feel sorry for anyone that would join you. Whiners are never good for a corp. You remember what your mommy did to you when you were annoying? She spanked you and you cried.
To be a sore loser, I would've had to have lost something.
I never lose.
We love everyone. |

titanstory
Amarr Section XIII Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:39:00 -
[36]
another Maru Ka'ge useless thread
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Yaay
Amarr Game-Over
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:40:00 -
[37]
Am I needed for this thread in any way?
DD changes
Docking PVP games |

Abby Aden
Caldari The Broken Remanence Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:40:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 13:33:37
Originally by: Abby Aden
Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 11:51:40 Speaking as someone who looks for talented PVPers, I will never recruit anyone with a Maru Ka'ge Corp in their history.
You sound like you are speaking as a sore loser.
Who would want to join a corp with sore losers?
I feel sorry for anyone that would join you. Whiners are never good for a corp. You remember what your mommy did to you when you were annoying? She spanked you and you cried.
To be a sore loser, I would've had to have lost something.
I never lose.
Less whining and more enjoying the game then?
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Kaitou Shiroi
Gallente Hakata Group Blade.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:41:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 13:33:37
Originally by: Abby Aden
Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 11:51:40 Speaking as someone who looks for talented PVPers, I will never recruit anyone with a Maru Ka'ge Corp in their history.
You sound like you are speaking as a sore loser.
Who would want to join a corp with sore losers?
I feel sorry for anyone that would join you. Whiners are never good for a corp. You remember what your mommy did to you when you were annoying? She spanked you and you cried.
To be a sore loser, I would've had to have lost something.
I never lose.
Quoting for edit time. ---
Unless specifically stated otherwise, the opinions expressed in my posts do not reflect those held by my corporation or alliance.
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Proxay
Gallente Fallen Angel's Blade.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:44:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 13:47:32
Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 13:33:37
I'm just that ****ing good.
Originally by: Abby Aden Less whining and more enjoying the game then?
Less chest beating and more actual fighting of PL, please?
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Official Blade. stance:
Quote: [13:46:43] Kimiko Hakata > I mean, christ, how many times does one need to say "NO TEETH" until they figure it out?
We love everyone. |

Richyp
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:48:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Abby Aden
Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 13:33:37
Originally by: Abby Aden
Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 11:51:40 Speaking as someone who looks for talented PVPers, I will never recruit anyone with a Maru Ka'ge Corp in their history.
You sound like you are speaking as a sore loser.
Who would want to join a corp with sore losers?
I feel sorry for anyone that would join you. Whiners are never good for a corp. You remember what your mommy did to you when you were annoying? She spanked you and you cried.
To be a sore loser, I would've had to have lost something.
I never lose.
Less whining and more enjoying the game then?
Less **** posting and more staying docked then?
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Abby Aden
Caldari The Broken Remanence Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:56:00 -
[42]
omg lol. Come on guys. I am not the one that piloted the titan. This thread is for him. Lets calm down?
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Ohne
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 13:59:00 -
[43]
And once again Maru Kage trolls the whole internets... 
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Abby Aden
Caldari The Broken Remanence Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 14:02:00 -
[44]
I was actually not there. But if I was at an event where Maru ka'ge some how managed to destroy their fleet I would not stop you guys from making fun of it. It is a game, learn to have some fun.
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Drakin030
Caldari Eye of God Slightly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 14:27:00 -
[45]
This thread is all ragey.
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DeltaTeam
Amarr GK inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 15:06:00 -
[46]
Seriously, you cant be that stupid. Right?
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Faife
Minmatar Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.06 15:09:00 -
[47]
wrong color background because :effort: -- Check out my EVE cartoons - most recent: #17 Goomba needs a new job |

Daniel Ogden
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 15:45:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Faife
wrong color background because :effort:

That is pretty funny, thanks for taking the time to make us pictures, you are so kind!
o/ To all the fans!
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Ethan Hunte
Gallente Ninjas With Frikkin StarShips
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Posted - 2009.10.06 16:07:00 -
[49]
all doubt has been completely removed from my mind.
maru kage are indeed without any intelligence.
I was rooting for them because of the evil PL.
But posting on caod because PL of all people dd their own fleet? Probably out of boredom with you around.
It's PL. They could dd 10 capital fleets and have a good laugh about it.
Your post would be worth something if by DDing their own fleet, they ultimately lose the war. consequences, there are none.
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Sick Boy
Minmatar Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 16:21:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Sick Boy on 06/10/2009 16:23:42
Originally by: Proxay Edited by: Proxay on 06/10/2009 11:51:40 Speaking as someone who looks for talented PVPers, I will never recruit anyone with a Maru Ka'ge Corp in their history.
you mean my blade application got denied? 
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Daniel Ogden
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 16:45:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Ethan Hunte all doubt has been completely removed from my mind.
maru kage are indeed without any intelligence.
I was rooting for them because of the evil PL.
But posting on caod because PL of all people dd their own fleet? Probably out of boredom with you around.
It's PL. They could dd 10 capital fleets and have a good laugh about it.
Your post would be worth something if by DDing their own fleet, they ultimately lose the war. consequences, there are none.
I give you 2 weeks.
Of course they can afford it. Doesn't make it any less funny. They lost a small battle and sent in a carrier as they were losing, and a Titan to the station to try and DD us when we got back. They fail DD'd and it was hilarious. Contrary to popular PL propaganda we were coming home from a roam that took us at least 20 jumps out. OH MY... MARU KA'GE LEFT THE STATION. PLEASE.
Originally by: Lenid Kalkin It was a practical joke on Destromath's part. He was suppose to cyno the titan in on a pos but decided to do it at a station with hostiles and a bubble instead. Titan pilot panicked when he loaded grid and saw hostiles/bubbles so he Doomsdayed without noticing the friendlies on field.
Worst cyno pilot and titan pilot in PL by far
If it was such a practical joke then why don't you guys laugh about it instead of crying and lying to cover up your Titan pilot's fail? Bottom line is they were YOUR bubbles and there was only PL on the field as we, correctly, presumed an emorage Titan drop. Have a laugh about it and let it go...
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britishfish
Minmatar Gladiators of Rage Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 16:55:00 -
[52]
titan plot fail? PL DD there own fleets all the time and more so there allies just ask the goons haha
i guess maru just dont get PL 
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ScheenK
Gallente StatiC Ex. The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 16:56:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Elthana
Originally by: Lenid Kalkin
It was a practical joke on Destromath's part. He was suppose to cyno the titan in on a pos but decided to do it at a station with hostiles and a bubble instead. Titan pilot panicked when he loaded grid and saw hostiles/bubbles so he Doomsdayed without noticing the friendlies on field.
Worst cyno pilot and titan pilot in PL by far.
i was the only mk outside station in my carrier. Which hostiles was he surrounded by exactly, where he panicked? That guys pro, he must be your top titan pilot/alliance leader
Hi, this char ^^ i quoted is sick boys alt fyi, and congrats pl for dd'ing your own fleet and getting on coad once again maru congrats on doing nothing again you guys really are awesome and also we'll see you guys on teh battlefield...o wait you guys dont undock...ffs
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Daniel Ogden
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 17:12:00 -
[54]
Originally by: ScheenK ...maru congrats on doing nothing again you guys really are awesome and also we'll see you guys on teh battlefield...o wait you guys dont undock...ffs
Didn't we kill a StatiC Ex. Carrier a couple weeks ago? 
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HotSeat
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 17:18:00 -
[55]
3 things you need to know about PL
1. We have way too many Titans 2. We are all very bored, including our Titans pilot, and therefore will do just about anything to relieve said bordem 3. PL will DD just about anything, any time, including our own pilots as per #2
Welcome to Eve _____________________________________
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Psorion
Caldari Black Nova Corp IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.06 17:26:00 -
[56]
Originally by: HotSeat 3 things you need to know about PL
1. We have way too many Titans 2. We are all very bored, including our Titans pilot, and therefore will do just about anything to relieve said bordem 3. PL will DD just about anything, any time, including our own pilots as per #2
Welcome to Eve
Yes.. They will DD a Frigate if you stay still long enough. Still, sounds like fun times.. Where is this again?? 
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Faife
Minmatar Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.06 17:41:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Psorion
Originally by: HotSeat 3 things you need to know about PL
1. We have way too many Titans 2. We are all very bored, including our Titans pilot, and therefore will do just about anything to relieve said bordem 3. PL will DD just about anything, any time, including our own pilots as per #2
Welcome to Eve
Yes.. They will DD a Frigate if you stay still long enough. Still, sounds like fun times.. Where is this again?? 
confirming that PL uses DDs as a means to combat afk cloakers -- Check out my EVE cartoons - most recent: #17 Goomba needs a new job |

Vemille Kechov
Caldari OrdoDraconis The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2009.10.06 18:36:00 -
[58]
The fact that M'K are being serious just makes it all the more sad.
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IronGoldenEagle
Caldari Annihilate.
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:04:00 -
[59]
IS this a troll or are Maru Kagomi for real?
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Trebor Notlimah
Gallente Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:27:00 -
[60]
Friendly Fire > Sitting Docked In Station.
/Thread
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Grath Telkin
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:34:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Daniel Ogden
Of course they can afford it. Doesn't make it any less funny. They lost a small battle and sent in a carrier as they were losing, and a Titan to the station to try and DD us when we got back. They fail DD'd and it was hilarious. Contrary to popular PL propaganda we were coming home from a roam that took us at least 20 jumps out. OH MY... MARU KA'GE LEFT THE STATION. PLEASE.
So just to clarify, and not put any spin on this:
You got tired of losing carriers and t3 ships to us on your own undock, so you waited till we were out on an op and went roaming. Lets stop pretending that you do this a lot (the roaming, we all know that your undock is a graveyard for carriers bearing the MK flag).
Then at some point Destro did something stupid (*shocker*) followed by a PL titan pilot doing something stuipd (*shocker*)and killing A)blues B)greens C) purples at some point..
Where was the news? Why the thread?
I think what everybody is giving you **** about, is the fact that NOBODY can figure out why you thought this relevant, or needed posting about.
You should ask the northern guys/goonswarm how many times they got DD'd by us while blue, or in fleet during the delve war.
I actually was hoping to find out Shadoo was back and had DD'd a fleet in celebration. Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Hrin
Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 19:37:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Psorion
Originally by: HotSeat 3 things you need to know about PL
1. We have way too many Titans 2. We are all very bored, including our Titans pilot, and therefore will do just about anything to relieve said bordem 3. PL will DD just about anything, any time, including our own pilots as per #2
Welcome to Eve
Yes.. They will DD a Frigate if you stay still long enough. Still, sounds like fun times.. Where is this again?? 
Hey do you know who else tried to DD frigates once?
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Joe Stalin
Caldari Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:07:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Joe Stalin on 06/10/2009 20:14:40 Edited by: Joe Stalin on 06/10/2009 20:10:31
Originally by: ScheenK
Originally by: Elthana
Originally by: Lenid Kalkin
It was a practical joke on Destromath's part. He was suppose to cyno the titan in on a pos but decided to do it at a station with hostiles and a bubble instead. Titan pilot panicked when he loaded grid and saw hostiles/bubbles so he Doomsdayed without noticing the friendlies on field.
Worst cyno pilot and titan pilot in PL by far.
i was the only mk outside station in my carrier. Which hostiles was he surrounded by exactly, where he panicked? That guys pro, he must be your top titan pilot/alliance leader
Hi, this char ^^ i quoted is sick boys alt fyi, and congrats pl for dd'ing your own fleet and getting on coad once again maru congrats on doing nothing again you guys really are awesome and also we'll see you guys on teh battlefield...o wait you guys dont undock...ffs
Don't undock??? Hilarious... Just to go over the chain of events as seen from my Scorpion:
1) Maru took fleet to EC- to chase down an MH gate camp 2) MH knows better now than to stay on gate camp too long in the EC- area (based on their own forums instructing them not to anymore due to losses), and had left the area shortly before Maru arrived 3) Maru saddened we missed out on an MH stomp heads back to X-7 to find something better to do 4) On a stroke of luck Maru scouts discover a PL gang in X-7 on the L-T gate 5) Maru takes the initiative and jumps right in on PL fleet 6) Even though PL fleet was slightly outnumbered, PL has 3x the members in local compared to Maru, so PL knowing they could still potentially outnumber Maru if their pilots can rally quickly PL stays to fight to their credit. 7) Even with PL reinforcements coming in as a slow stream, Maru through superior offensive and repair tactics scatters the PL fleet into an every man for themselves retreat with some moderate losses - few losses on the Maru side 8) Maru FC gives the order to return to station after the last PL warps off with his tail between his legs 9) PL to their credit catches a couple Maru stragglers who didn't follow the warp to station order 10) PL now begins to amass an 2nd fleet outside of Maru's station 11) Since Maru is actually outnumbered by at least 3 to 1 in system by PL, and PL is now in the middle of a total nerd rage about having their fleet scattered when they see themselves as superior, it is obvious that PL will now launch an all out assault on Maru since they are that predictable. Since Maru FC is well aware of the danger of letting the slow to respond PL have time to get their act together to put together a far superior numbered force, Maru FC gives the order to dock up and deny PL their chance at redeeming themselves. 12) Only 1 Maru is now outside of station in a non-aggressed carrier to watch the raging PL fleet build up, the battle is over having taught PL a lesson about their need to actually have their reinforcements ready to go to backup their gate camps because Maru won't wait for PL. Maru, being completely outnumbered by every adversary we face, specializes in guerrilla tactics, while PL being slow to respond is only effective when they have notice that the battle is coming to give them a chance to get their act together. This is a weakness of PL that Maru exploits regularly. 13) PL then brings in a titan to the center of their own fleet they are building, with only the single Maru carrier far away on the other side of the station... PL then hits the DD button. 14) Maru FC says over coms practically word for word "Who just bombed PL? Holy $#$%! Who the hell just bombed them??!!!! Oh my god! THEY JUST DD'd THEIR OWN FLEET!!!! HAAHAHALOLLOLOLOL!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
That is exactly how the entire battle went down. It was completely hilarious
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Mr Rive
Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:14:00 -
[64]
Bring back PuPPeT MaSterS they were better at this
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Hrin
Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:27:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Joe Stalin
Don't undock??? Hilarious... Just to go over the chain of events as seen from my Scorpion:
1) Maru took fleet to EC- to chase down an MH gate camp 2) MH knows better now than to stay on gate camp too long in the EC- area (based on their own forums instructing them not to anymore due to losses), and had left the area shortly before Maru arrived 3) Maru saddened we missed out on an MH stomp heads back to X-7 to find something better to do 4) On a stroke of luck Maru scouts discover a PL gang in X-7 on the L-T gate 5) Maru takes the initiative and jumps right in on PL fleet 6) Even though PL fleet was slightly outnumbered, PL has 3x the members in local compared to Maru, so PL knowing they could still potentially outnumber Maru if their pilots can rally quickly PL stays to fight to their credit. 7) Even with PL reinforcements coming in as a slow stream, Maru through superior offensive and repair tactics scatters the PL fleet into an every man for themselves retreat with some moderate losses - few losses on the Maru side 8) Maru FC gives the order to return to station after the last PL warps off with his tail between his legs 9) PL to their credit catches a couple Maru stragglers who didn't follow the warp to station order 10) PL now begins to amass an 2nd fleet outside of Maru's station 11) Since Maru is actually outnumbered by at least 3 to 1 in system by PL, and PL is now in the middle of a total nerd rage about having their fleet scattered when they see themselves as superior, it is obvious that PL will now launch an all out assault on Maru since they are that predictable. Since Maru FC is well aware of the danger of letting the slow to respond PL have time to get their act together to put together a far superior numbered force, Maru FC gives the order to dock up and deny PL their chance at redeeming themselves. 12) Only 1 Maru is now outside of station in a non-aggressed carrier to watch the raging PL fleet build up, the battle is over having taught PL a lesson about their need to actually have their reinforcements ready to go to backup their gate camps because Maru won't wait for PL. Maru, being completely outnumbered by every adversary we face, specializes in guerrilla tactics, while PL being slow to respond is only effective when they have notice that the battle is coming to give them a chance to get their act together. This is a weakness of PL that Maru exploits regularly. 13) PL then brings in a titan to the center of their own fleet they are building, with only the single Maru carrier far away on the other side of the station... PL then hits the DD button. 14) Maru FC says over coms practically word for word "Who just bombed PL? Holy $#$%! Who the hell just bombed them??!!!! Oh my god! THEY JUST DD'd THEIR OWN FLEET!!!! HAAHAHALOLLOLOLOL!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
That is exactly how the entire battle went down. It was completely hilarious
hey, a story
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Joe Stalin
Caldari Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:28:00 -
[66]
PL may have superior numbers, plenty of money to waste, and enough extra ships to spare... but you PL guys claiming you DD your own ships for the hell of it because you are that wealthy, and that is why you DD'd your own backup fleet while Maru watches, just sound like complete morons that can't think of a better excuse.
Next time you guys want to DD your own fleet for the hell of it, I recommend not doing it in front of an audience... You embarrassed yourself with your failed gate camp that you couldn't reinforce even though you seriously outnumbered us in system, and then you went on to further embarrass yourselves by destroying your entire backup fleet that was out for revenge while not dealing any damage to Maru in the process.
Any excuse about how you do this all the time just makes you guys look all the more stupid. Maru is just a little alliance that should be no problem for you guys if you could get your act together. I suggest just staying docked in Sisters to avoid further mockery.
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Grath Telkin
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:30:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Joe Stalin They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
So this whole time your crowing about 7 guys?
THE ENTIRE FLEET OF SEVEN?!?!
Jesus Christ I don't know how we'll ever bounce back from that kind of loss.
Seven.
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Joe Stalin
Caldari Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:39:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Grath Telkin
Originally by: Joe Stalin They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
So this whole time your crowing about 7 guys?
THE ENTIRE FLEET OF SEVEN?!?!
Jesus Christ I don't know how we'll ever bounce back from that kind of loss.
Seven.
Keep trying to spin your fail gate camp & fail backup fleet... Just remember next time you try to fight Maru, we will warp in one of your own titans and DD your entire fleet again like last time.
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Eltyron
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:55:00 -
[69]
Could someone let me know why we're trying to defend/rationale ourselves against the Maru point of view of what happened? They aren't secretly on and off again blue, so we don't care about them.
Its kind of funny, but the PL tears in this thread are probably the sweetest.
STOP BEING MEAN TO US MARU, YOU JERKS!
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Grath Telkin
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.06 20:57:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Joe Stalin
Originally by: Grath Telkin
Originally by: Joe Stalin They just destroyed their ENTIRE fleet with a Titan!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
So this whole time your crowing about 7 guys?
THE ENTIRE FLEET OF SEVEN?!?!
Jesus Christ I don't know how we'll ever bounce back from that kind of loss.
Seven.
Keep trying to spin your fail gate camp & fail backup fleet... Just remember next time you try to fight Maru, we will warp in one of your own titans and DD your entire fleet again like last time.
SEVEN BRAH
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Elthana
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:04:00 -
[71]
Nice job on calling the Hyperion primary guys. Was really hard to keep a hyperion tank repped up. 
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Trebor Notlimah
Gallente Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici
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Posted - 2009.10.06 21:16:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Elthana Nice job on calling the Hyperion primary guys. Was really hard to keep a hyperion tank repped up. 
LMAO @ Hyperion. People still fly those things?
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.07 01:19:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Joe Stalin
Any excuse about how you do this all the time just makes you guys look all the more stupid. Maru is just a little alliance that should be no problem for you guys if you could get your act together. I suggest just staying docked in Sisters to avoid further mockery.
Not the mockery --- I spent 3 months in Delve, and all I got was a lousy Shrike mail
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Ethan Hunte
Gallente Ninjas With Frikkin StarShips
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Posted - 2009.10.07 01:29:00 -
[74]
admit it maru fail, you really thought someone else besides yourself would think this was funny. Ninja is recruiting. |

Daniel Ogden
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.07 02:24:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Eltyron ... the PL tears in this thread are probably the sweetest...
QFT
Originally by: Ethan Hunte admit it maru fail, you really thought someone else besides yourself would think this was funny.
No. Please see above.
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Cheekything
Gallente Fallen Angel's Blade.
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Posted - 2009.10.07 02:49:00 -
[76]
For a 600 man alliance with 27 corps you sure try so hard and say so much without doing any action or saying anything with meaning
Come to curse let us kick you out :D
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Shosin Tamaka
Gallente BAD WOLF INC. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.07 02:54:00 -
[77]
Damn it i missed it.
o/ to the fans!
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Jslice
Amarr Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.07 10:38:00 -
[78]
HOLY ****... You guys are actually being serious about this? I thought it was a troll, stop **** posting, I know this is CAOD but please oh god just stop. Seriously DD's kill more friendlies than hostiles most of the time anyway, I don't know how PL will ever recover to replace those BS though....
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.07 10:49:00 -
[79]
pen15 --- Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Chochko
Caldari Bulgarian Mafia Squad Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.07 12:55:00 -
[80]
pen15 indeed. ------------------------------------------- Ahh and Hek! |

Jin Gle
Gallente Asgardreia
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Posted - 2009.10.07 13:11:00 -
[81]
Maru Ka'ge worst Ka'ge
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Jukhta Mein
Minmatar Independent Traders and Builders MPA
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Posted - 2009.10.07 13:12:00 -
[82]
Edited by: Jukhta Mein on 07/10/2009 13:12:30 I'm willing to bet that if PL saw the same thing happen to an adversary they would be posting it here too, even if it's just seven ships.
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Dianeces
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.07 13:53:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Jukhta Mein Edited by: Jukhta Mein on 07/10/2009 13:12:30 I'm willing to bet that if PL saw the same thing happen to an adversary they would be posting it here too, even if it's just seven ships.
Sorry buddy, if somebody doesn't DD at least 8 of their own ships, it isn't thread worthy.
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KeLLaX
Minmatar Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.10.07 14:54:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Lenid Kalkin
It was a practical joke on Destromath's part. He was suppose to cyno the titan in on a pos but decided to do it at a station with hostiles and a bubble instead. Titan pilot panicked when he loaded grid and saw hostiles/bubbles so he Doomsdayed without noticing the friendlies on field.
Worst cyno pilot and titan pilot in PL by far.
hahaha :) nice :) that's jackass kind of humor I guess but it sure is funny :)
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CARY
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.07 15:28:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Breia Starbeam Well after a nice hit in the face by us (Maru ka'ge) to PL they decided to get a lil emo and decide to bring out the big guns. So they brought out the titan and decided it was time to camp the sanc once agian. Let us pause for a sec so our readers can guess what happened next.... Yes it did happen PL DD'ed their own fleet in their EMO rage against Maru Ka'ge. Once agian another flawless victory to the great PL . Ive told you many times in local that we offer great PVP training for a small fee. So after this i thought i would do something nice. PVP Rule #1- Never ever under any reason Press the D-day Device when no one is around but your OWN fleet. PVP Rule #2- Dont let the kids on the small bus pilot your titans or you bound to have to relearn Rule #1 Thanks for the Laugh and Screan Shots and Frapps 
I will have to give you a thumbs up on this post it was funny as heck, LMAO 
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Olivor
Caldari Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.10.07 16:04:00 -
[86]
I really have to search all over CAOD for useful informative topics. Then I read this. Thank you so much.
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Psilocin
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.07 16:50:00 -
[87]
Edited by: Psilocin on 07/10/2009 16:51:27 This one time, I like, killed a shuttle and ****, and was all like WHOA DUDE SWEET KILL
smoek weed
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Hubris
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.07 17:40:00 -
[88]
LOL my main and alts have been DD by our own titans more than anyone else. Our titan pilots are just big meanies tbh........ - uncensored eve discussion and battle reports www.BattleDB.com
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Bobbechk
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.07 17:54:00 -
[89]
Moure Ra'ge
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Alakith
Caldari RennTech BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.10.07 18:29:00 -
[90]
this whole thread is 
~Alakith~
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Xiaodown
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.07 18:29:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Hrin
Originally by: Psorion
Originally by: HotSeat 3 things you need to know about PL
1. We have way too many Titans 2. We are all very bored, including our Titans pilot, and therefore will do just about anything to relieve said bordem 3. PL will DD just about anything, any time, including our own pilots as per #2
Welcome to Eve
Yes.. They will DD a Frigate if you stay still long enough. Still, sounds like fun times.. Where is this again?? 
Hey do you know who else tried to DD frigates once?
The Enslaver. Know what happened to him? He was punished by being hired by CCP.
Never DD frigates, or else CCP will hire you. --
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Hosy
Minmatar Burning Technologies Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2009.10.07 18:45:00 -
[92]
Originally by: britishfish titan plot fail? PL DD there own fleets all the time and more so there allies just ask the goons haha
i guess maru just dont get PL 
And NC titan pilots are doing the same Linkage With this hot drop and DD on MM fleet from TJ we managed to win the fight. I love when NC members start to talk b*******
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DrMaddog
Minmatar Unknown Soldiers Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.10.07 21:43:00 -
[93]
Wow this is like reading youtube comments. Personal KillBoard Blogage |

Nrom Gustav
Caldari Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.07 21:51:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Fat Ducker
Originally by: Suitonia I didn't think anyone could be any worse than PuPPeT MaSTeRs when it came to terrible smack, terrible posting and delusion.
I was wrong.
Paging Nrom Gustav.
LUCKY HYDRA HI2U
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Aggressive Bias
Caldari Shadow Company THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.10.07 23:25:00 -
[95]
Originally by: DrMaddog Wow this is like reading youtube comments.
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the SNEEP
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.08 02:12:00 -
[96]
Oh man you got frapps out of this? Is that like a frappachino?
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Estios
Minmatar Destructive Influence
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Posted - 2009.10.08 09:57:00 -
[97]
This Maru Kage bunch of kids are new to EVE right?
omg omg omg someone DD'd their own fleet, TO THE FORUMS So HMV consider Andy Williams and Dean Martin to be "easy listening" do they? Tell that to my mate Dave, he's been deaf for 20 years.
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Valerianne
Caldari NoobFleet G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2009.10.08 10:28:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Shad0w Hawk
Originally by: Sick Boy My name is Sick Boy and I approve of this message
These are the items you had in your proteus' low slots.
Amarr Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Centum A-Type Energized Reactive Membrane (1) Corpum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane (1) Damage Control II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1) Magnetic Field Stabilizer II (1)
Maru Kage: LOL you accidentally the whole fleet PL: Ya and i scanned your proteus and i know what u have on low slots
PL has been idiotized by goonswarm c/d?
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ServantOfMask
Minmatar Eye Bee Em
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Posted - 2009.10.08 11:41:00 -
[99]
Edited by: ServantOfMask on 08/10/2009 11:42:23 they popped it... no need for scanner. scanners take too long with a bored blue titan on grid.
just to remind the new kids, PL are the guys who brought a bunch of the Titans(props to goons and Razor too) used to DDD-kill a carrier and punch a dread in the nuts. took like 27 of em to do it but it was hilarious... from there is it soo hard to comprehend that they might conceivably DDD 7 measly T1 ships?
on a seperate note we have goons, DICE, BNC a corp that shares a rather similar name to sharks with frigging laser beams, PL, SoT, Gk, Blade and others agreeing that Marionettes are ******s... congrats you have healed the land! eve has a new enemy to hate, well maybe to look down at and try to sc**** off the bottom of our collective shoes.
edit: the carrier and dread were blue and donated by PL as far as i can recall. "Misina Arlath
GIRL = Guy In Real Life MMORPG = Many Men Online Role Playing Girls." |

Cippalippus Primus
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.08 11:45:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Valerianne Maru Kage: LOL you accidentally the whole fleet PL: Ya and i scanned your proteus and i know what u have on low slots
What's the point of a ship scanner in 0.0? We killed it. -clp
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Valerianne
Caldari NoobFleet G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2009.10.08 12:05:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Cippalippus Primus
Originally by: Valerianne Maru Kage: LOL you accidentally the whole fleet PL: Ya and i scanned your proteus and i know what u have on low slots
What's the point of a ship scanner in 0.0? We killed it.
you killed a proteus? Ya, wow sorry it wasn't specified, most certainly deserves a post on CAOD. You really showed them, go go PL (pls review my application, tnx).
You give them a harsh PVP game and they transform it into a WOW clone, in space |

Cippalippus Primus
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.08 12:15:00 -
[102]
You're stupid. -clp
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.08 13:39:00 -
[103]
who in gods name are these people
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Zy'on
Caldari The X-Trading Company RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.08 14:33:00 -
[104]
Its like bragging about beeing 7th at the Paralympics until somebody noticed you are not physically handicapped, but just a ****** and disqualifies you. Hooray!
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Dianeces
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.08 15:00:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Valerianne
Originally by: Cippalippus Primus
Originally by: Valerianne Maru Kage: LOL you accidentally the whole fleet PL: Ya and i scanned your proteus and i know what u have on low slots
What's the point of a ship scanner in 0.0? We killed it.
you killed a proteus? Ya, wow sorry it wasn't specified
Yes, because a ship scanner is so much more likely~
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Raiiden
Gallente BAD WOLF INC. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.08 17:08:00 -
[106]
Originally by: Faife
wrong color background because :effort:
Id like to thank sick boy for hot dropping me that faithfull day and turning me toward the light. Id like to thank my fellow *******s in badwo for being so unsupportive all these years. Id like to thank MH for giving us something to pwn in the lonley times of PB, id like to thank PL for making my killboard spike back up after a short lul, I know im probbably forgetting somebody... but id like to also thank my mom, for bringing me hot poridge while i pwn PLs, id like t thank the Academy...
KANYE: IM SORRY BRO! AND ILL LET YOU FINISH........ BUT THIS THREAD IS ONE OF THE BEST TROLLS OF ALL TIME.... *shrugs*
Raiiden: *looks stunned*
o/ to all the fans! 
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Kaitou Shiroi
Gallente Hakata Group Blade.
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Posted - 2009.10.08 17:14:00 -
[107]
Why are all these threads still alive? Christ, CCP needs a sage function for these useless threads. ---
Unless specifically stated otherwise, the opinions expressed in my posts do not reflect those held by my corporation or alliance.
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Shosin Tamaka
Gallente BAD WOLF INC. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.08 17:32:00 -
[108]
Originally by: The Mittani who in gods name are these people
The noobs who neutered pl's northern offensive.
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Kaitou Shiroi
Gallente Hakata Group Blade.
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Posted - 2009.10.08 17:48:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Shosin Tamaka
Originally by: The Mittani who in gods name are these people
The noobs who're neutered
Fixed that for you. ---
Unless specifically stated otherwise, the opinions expressed in my posts do not reflect those held by my corporation or alliance.
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Raiiden
Gallente BAD WOLF INC. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.09 17:57:00 -
[110]
Edited by: Raiiden on 09/10/2009 17:57:49 FROM PL INTERNAL FORUMS REGUARDING THE MARU KANYE CRISIS:
Quote: Maru Ka-ge is making us failcascade no, not really, but you guys are looking like some pubbie ass ***gots on CAOD right now.
We know that they're barely worth mentioning, just as they do as well, yet you guys still give them credence by replying to their horrible trolls in CAOD and in local.
These guys thrive off of the fact that they can make one or two of the PL Olde guard spin in their seats by saying "OMG LOL PL IS TECH SUCS"
This is looking at you:
Awebon Quote: You probably missed the most important part of the conversation and were probably talking bout how useless, pathetic... oh the list could go you, but im sure you get the jist of what im trying to say! Hubris Quote: Killboards are not a good for what you are trying to use it for. When there are only 600 ish mails total a killboards flaws are pretty glaringly obvious. Your counting killmails that include our titans DDing ourselves such as the following involved parties.
Killboards are useful, but only so far. blafbeest Quote: we dont want you to die you remind of us puppet masters and in particular aneu. Its always nice to see how people like that behave when they are butthurt. Twisted Evil hf hubris again Quote: LOL, you got us we are truly full of fail.Shocked
Puppet Masters 2.0 TBH, awaiting incomming post about how Anue joins your alliance There's tons more replies like these terribad ones all over CAOD in the MULTIPLE MK threads. I hope you guys realize you're just giving them the fuel they need to rub themselves through their sweatpants for a job well done.
You want to see these guys get uncomfortable? Stonewall them. Every time you don't interact with them, you're taking away the sweatpants fuel. Sickboy kept trying to talk to me in local the other day and I just stonewalled him, his mesages kept getting more and more frantic to elicit a response until he ragequit from the system. Don't block them, just ignore them and they will rage and rage and rage. Then we'll have some tears to feast on.
tl;dr
Stop giving them sweatpants fuel by replying to them Don't block, ignore Strength honor power
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Billy Hardcore
Caldari Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.09 18:38:00 -
[111]
LAWL..
"STRENGHT, HONOR, POWER"
have you EVER had a girlfriend? HAHAHAHAHHA
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Joe Stalin
Caldari Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.09 21:50:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Joe Stalin on 09/10/2009 21:54:02 Edited by: Joe Stalin on 09/10/2009 21:51:11
Originally by: Raiiden Edited by: Raiiden on 09/10/2009 17:57:49 FROM PL INTERNAL FORUMS REGUARDING THE MARU KANYE CRISIS:
Quote: Maru Ka-ge is making us failcascade no, not really, but you guys are looking like some pubbie ass ***gots on CAOD right now.
We know that they're barely worth mentioning, just as they do as well, yet you guys still give them credence by replying to their horrible trolls in CAOD and in local.
These guys thrive off of the fact that they can make one or two of the PL Olde guard spin in their seats by saying "OMG LOL PL IS TECH SUCS"
You want to see these guys get uncomfortable? Stonewall them. Every time you don't interact with them, you're taking away the sweatpants fuel. Sickboy kept trying to talk to me in local the other day and I just stonewalled him, his mesages kept getting more and more frantic to elicit a response until he ragequit from the system. Don't block them, just ignore them and they will rage and rage and rage. Then we'll have some tears to feast on.
tl;dr
Stop giving them sweatpants fuel by replying to them Don't block, ignore Strength honor power
WOW, So now its official PL policy that their is really nothing worth saying to defend yourselves on CAOD? You guys might look better if you could just actually explain your fail 2:1 kill ratio on your own KB in favor of Maru... but I guess just shutting up for good is really the best overall strategy.
Ohh crap! Look what I just found in PL alliance mails!!! Look Look!
PL official strategy guide:
Chapter (1) Combat For effective combat, please X up in alliance and wait for a fleet. Fleets take approximately 1 hour to form, due to having to constantly refit ships due to recent self inflicted Titan DD loses. Also remember, the only way to win is to charge right at the enemy in the biggest blob fleet that can be assembled. PL testing has determined that no other effective strategy exists, regardless of what you have heard. Also, remember that when your friends undock into the middle of a small enemy station camp, it is best to ignore their cries for help until a sufficiently large PL blob fleet can be assembled one hour from now, then continue with standard blob strategy. Also, if victory is uncertain, it is better to DD our own fleet than allow the enemy fleet to rack up any kill mails. Feel free to DD our own fleets in front of enemy stations at will.
Chapter (2) Grid Hacks Since we are die hard Goon pets of the highest order, Our Goon masters kindly provided us with an early release of their Grid-Fu guide. This is a virtual bible for how to win PL engagements since extensive studies have shown we lack any and all other PVP skills. Remember, PL wins with overwhelming numbers and using borderline game exploits. Don't attempt to use intelligence or superior strategy against your enemy, because they will always outsmart us.
Chapter (3) Responding on CAOD and Local Since PL members never have anything intelligent to say, and can hardly spell let alone string together a sentence, it is now official policy to never respond to other alliances no matter how outrageous their claims. They point out our poor kill ratios? Ignore them. They are critical of our Titan DD suicide fleet tactics? Let them see how cool it is to DD their own fleet, why argue, we know self DD attacks work. They ridicule our grid hacks and blob fleet doggy style? Their loss. From now on whatever they say is right, and whatever we say is wrong. Do not respond to them under any circumstance. They keep talking and we will silently eat their words, regardless of what anyone else reads about us.
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Soggybottom
Gallente The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.09 22:43:00 -
[113]
Edited by: Soggybottom on 09/10/2009 22:43:22 That troll is way too transparent. Nobody is going to bite. Well maybe Flinx will.
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Shosin Tamaka
Gallente BAD WOLF INC. Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.09 22:47:00 -
[114]
Nobody, absolutely nobody, is allowed to take away MY sweatpants fuel. Whatever the **** that is. lol
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ThaDollaGenerale
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.09 22:49:00 -
[115]
Paging Hubris
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Mr Rive
Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.09 23:04:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Raiiden Edited by: Raiiden on 09/10/2009 17:57:49 FROM PL INTERNAL FORUMS REGUARDING THE MARU KANYE CRISIS:
Quote: Maru Ka-ge is making us failcascade no, not really, but you guys are looking like some pubbie ass ***gots on CAOD right now.
We know that they're barely worth mentioning, just as they do as well, yet you guys still give them credence by replying to their horrible trolls in CAOD and in local.
These guys thrive off of the fact that they can make one or two of the PL Olde guard spin in their seats by saying "OMG LOL PL IS TECH SUCS"
This is looking at you:
Awebon Quote: You probably missed the most important part of the conversation and were probably talking bout how useless, pathetic... oh the list could go you, but im sure you get the jist of what im trying to say! Hubris Quote: Killboards are not a good for what you are trying to use it for. When there are only 600 ish mails total a killboards flaws are pretty glaringly obvious. Your counting killmails that include our titans DDing ourselves such as the following involved parties.
Killboards are useful, but only so far. blafbeest Quote: we dont want you to die you remind of us puppet masters and in particular aneu. Its always nice to see how people like that behave when they are butthurt. Twisted Evil hf hubris again Quote: LOL, you got us we are truly full of fail.Shocked
Puppet Masters 2.0 TBH, awaiting incomming post about how Anue joins your alliance There's tons more replies like these terribad ones all over CAOD in the MULTIPLE MK threads. I hope you guys realize you're just giving them the fuel they need to rub themselves through their sweatpants for a job well done.
You want to see these guys get uncomfortable? Stonewall them. Every time you don't interact with them, you're taking away the sweatpants fuel. Sickboy kept trying to talk to me in local the other day and I just stonewalled him, his mesages kept getting more and more frantic to elicit a response until he ragequit from the system. Don't block them, just ignore them and they will rage and rage and rage. Then we'll have some tears to feast on.
tl;dr
Stop giving them sweatpants fuel by replying to them Don't block, ignore Strength honor power
nice fake poast bro
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Ethan Hunte
Gallente Ninjas With Frikkin StarShips
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Posted - 2009.10.09 23:05:00 -
[117]
Originally by: ServantOfMask Edited by: ServantOfMask on 08/10/2009 11:42:23 they popped it... no need for scanner. scanners take too long with a bored blue titan on grid.
just to remind the new kids, PL are the guys who brought a bunch of the Titans(props to goons and Razor too) used to DDD-kill a carrier and punch a dread in the nuts. took like 27 of em to do it but it was hilarious... from there is it soo hard to comprehend that they might conceivably DDD 7 measly T1 ships?
on a seperate note we have goons, DICE, BNC a corp that shares a rather similar name to sharks with frigging laser beams, PL, SoT, Gk, Blade and others agreeing that Marionettes are ******s... congrats you have healed the land! eve has a new enemy to hate, well maybe to look down at and try to sc**** off the bottom of our collective shoes.
edit: the carrier and dread were blue and donated by PL as far as i can recall.
- a corp that shares a similar name with sharks with friggin laser beams -
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AthlonJedi
Gallente RazorBlade Smile Inc. G-R-I-E-V-A-N-C-E
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Posted - 2009.10.10 00:13:00 -
[118]
Lolz
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Manterror
Gallente Fuzzy Duck Heavy Industries The Terminal Clan Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.10 01:08:00 -
[119]
O i c where this thread is going...
Setting course to docking perimeter
Your docking request has been accepted
*Open thread fitting window*
*Right-click*
*Fit Damage Control Unit II to thread*
Preparing to undock
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Hexman
Minmatar Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.10 03:36:00 -
[120]
Who the heck is Maru Kaga?
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Farscape Hw
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.10 06:08:00 -
[121]
leaked from the pl forums:
Quote: Farscape HW Pandemic Legion
Black Omega Security - US Kills: 749,743 (1,497) Losses: 42,242 (92) Monthly Kills: 59
Epeen Donations: 1,907M Posts: 310 Join Date: 2007 Jul
yall are a bunch of nerds...
who the **** are these mk or whatever guys again?
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Oli Robbo
Gallente Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.10 06:27:00 -
[122]
Originally by: DrMaddog Wow this is like reading youtube comments.
Best thing in this thread tbh.
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Fintroll
Minmatar Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.10 09:36:00 -
[123]
seriously
who the hell?
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Ethan Hunte
Gallente Ninjas With Frikkin StarShips
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Posted - 2009.10.10 18:48:00 -
[124]
Edited by: Ethan Hunte on 10/10/2009 18:48:37 page 66 snipe?? the greatest poster ever |

Hubris
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.10 20:15:00 -
[125]
Edited by: Hubris on 10/10/2009 20:18:34
Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale Paging Hubris
fail-dolla is fail - uncensored eve discussion and battle reports www.BattleDB.com
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Uran otan
Minmatar Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:57:00 -
[126]
From PL forums:
Maru Ka-ge is making us failcascade no, not really, but you guys are looking like some pubbie ass ***gots on CAOD right now.
We know that they're barely worth mentioning, just as they do as well, yet you guys still give them credence by replying to their horrible trolls in CAOD and in local.
These guys thrive off of the fact that they can make one or two of the PL Olde guard spin in their seats by saying "OMG LOL PL IS TECH SUCS"
This is looking at you:
Awebon Quote: You probably missed the most important part of the conversation and were probably talking bout how useless, pathetic... oh the list could go you, but im sure you get the jist of what im trying to say! Hubris Quote: Killboards are not a good for what you are trying to use it for. When there are only 600 ish mails total a killboards flaws are pretty glaringly obvious. Your counting killmails that include our titans DDing ourselves such as the following involved parties.
Killboards are useful, but only so far. blafbeest Quote: we dont want you to die you remind of us puppet masters and in particular aneu. Its always nice to see how people like that behave when they are butthurt. Twisted Evil hf hubris again Quote: LOL, you got us we are truly full of fail.Shocked
Puppet Masters 2.0 TBH, awaiting incomming post about how Anue joins your alliance There's tons more replies like these terribad ones all over CAOD in the MULTIPLE MK threads. I hope you guys realize you're just giving them the fuel they need to rub themselves through their sweatpants for a job well done.
You want to see these guys get uncomfortable? Stonewall them. Every time you don't interact with them, you're taking away the sweatpants fuel. Sickboy kept trying to talk to me in local the other day and I just stonewalled him, his mesages kept getting more and more frantic to elicit a response until he ragequit from the system. Don't block them, just ignore them and they will rage and rage and rage. Then we'll have some tears to feast on.
tl;dr
Stop giving them sweatpants fuel by replying to them Don't block, ignore Strength honor power
STRENGTH HONOR POWER!!! you guys have honor??? when 
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Discrodia
Gallente Unknown-Entity Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.10.11 23:00:00 -
[127]
I swear to god I need to stop drinking water while reading COAD... ________________________________________________ HELP! CCP HAS NERFED MY SIG! ALSO CAPLOCKS IS FUN! While we're at it I need to bake muffins ^_^ |

SoD EnGun
Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.11 23:17:00 -
[128]
Posting in yet another we're desperate for attention thread.
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