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Aaron Mirrorsaver
R.E.C.O.N.
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Posted - 2009.10.11 18:50:00 -
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Ladies and gentlemen.
Being the greatest ever player from the Caribbean, very near the island of Jamaica, and no not any of those sissy virgin islands.
I announce my candidacy for the 4th CSM.
My campaign drive? Who cares for the carebears?
Are you a carebear? Or a casual player? Do you just play eve for fun? Do you just want to be left to alone to mine in hi-sec with your hulk and afk your freighter and hauler without worries?
Well I hear your cries. As your representative I will push CCP to give you tools to protect your enterprises better. Keep you safer from those nasty griefers who wardec 5 man corps with 50 people and ask them to pay unfair ransoms.
Think about all that hauling you could do in your freighter or hauler while afk. Imagine not having someone come into your missions and steal your salvage, no more ninja salvaging.
in a nutshell.
I will help protect you from
-suicide ganking -salvage stealers and ninja salvaging -keep your peaceful corp safe from terrible pvpers.
Suicide ganking is a major issue my carebear friends, go to any gate leading near to market hubs, especially .5 gates and there are so many gankers on these gates the competition is so high.
Even the poor miners in high sec can't mine in their faction hulks because there are those who don't gank for profit but just to reap your tears.
Mission runner-- yes I am talking to you, when was the last time you ran a mission in a hub without having some guy come in and take all your salvage? And the worst part being you can't do anything about it.
Peaceful corps, I am talking to you, how do you feel being wardecced by advanced players and given un meetable ransom demands?
Haulers of massive and valuable cargo, how do you feel having to spend 4 hours to warp to every gate at 0, just to go 20 jumps with your precious cargo? And still not be guaranteed to make it.
Freighters are being shot down left and right, it only takes 20 insured battleships to do it.
Carebears, self proclaimed or not, peaceful players, casual players, players who just want to play their game and be left alone. Unite. I will be your voice crying out from the ground to CCP.
thank you. ------
Aaron your one hot man. I love you. Applebabe |
NobSock
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Posted - 2009.10.11 18:59:00 -
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Originally by: Aaron Mirrorsaver Ladies and gentlemen.
lots of stuff i didnt read.
i will vote for you, daddy.
now please read me another bedtime story.
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no pants
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Posted - 2009.10.11 19:10:00 -
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you have my axe
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Araja clan
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Posted - 2009.10.11 19:11:00 -
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you don't have my vote. __________________________
My other alt is A Ferrari |
Bestofworst
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.10.11 19:16:00 -
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Originally by: no pants you have my axe
You have my slightly damaged bow, because another CSM took my good one. ---- My Music
Anything I say is only what I think. If you have a problem with me, take it up with me. |
Lucas Tigh
United Systems Navy Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.10.11 19:35:00 -
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I was going to vote for you after I saw the alliance mail.
Then I read your platform.
For the love of puppies please be a troll. -------------------------------------
CCP, make me a winner.
I win. |
Erik Amirault
Gallente 543
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Posted - 2009.10.11 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: Aaron Mirrorsaver ... and no not any of those sissy virgin islands...
I'd argue this point. All the same, I know you'll do as well at as you are capable, bastard. Got my vote. Like you ever questioned it.
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Valrandir
Elemental Mercury Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.11 19:46:00 -
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Originally by: Aaron Mirrorsaver Ladies and gentlemen.
Being the greatest ever player from the Caribbean, very near the island of Jamaica, and no not any of those sissy virgin islands.
I announce my candidacy for the 4th CSM.
My campaign drive? Who cares for the carebears?
Are you a carebear? Or a casual player? Do you just play eve for fun? Do you just want to be left to alone to mine in hi-sec with your hulk and afk your freighter and hauler without worries?
Well I hear your cries. As your representative I will push CCP to give you tools to protect your enterprises better. Keep you safer from those nasty griefers who wardec 5 man corps with 50 people and ask them to pay unfair ransoms.
Think about all that hauling you could do in your freighter or hauler while afk. Imagine not having someone come into your missions and steal your salvage, no more ninja salvaging.
in a nutshell.
I will help protect you from
-suicide ganking -salvage stealers and ninja salvaging -keep your peaceful corp safe from terrible pvpers.
Suicide ganking is a major issue my carebear friends, go to any gate leading near to market hubs, especially .5 gates and there are so many gankers on these gates the competition is so high.
Even the poor miners in high sec can't mine in their faction hulks because there are those who don't gank for profit but just to reap your tears.
Mission runner-- yes I am talking to you, when was the last time you ran a mission in a hub without having some guy come in and take all your salvage? And the worst part being you can't do anything about it.
Peaceful corps, I am talking to you, how do you feel being wardecced by advanced players and given un meetable ransom demands?
Haulers of massive and valuable cargo, how do you feel having to spend 4 hours to warp to every gate at 0, just to go 20 jumps with your precious cargo? And still not be guaranteed to make it.
Freighters are being shot down left and right, it only takes 20 insured battleships to do it.
Carebears, self proclaimed or not, peaceful players, casual players, players who just want to play their game and be left alone. Unite. I will be your voice crying out from the ground to CCP.
thank you.
no
This has surpassed the Yarrdware specification and has been dubbed Uberware. |
Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.10.11 19:49:00 -
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This is *EXACTLY* the kind of thing I've been cross-posting about!
/waves to Matrix Skye
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Valrandir
Elemental Mercury Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.11 19:55:00 -
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no
This has surpassed the Yarrdware specification and has been dubbed Uberware. |
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Another Liberthas
Caldari Ha'Menudim
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: Valrandir no
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olyyy
Gallente hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: no pants you have my axe
and you have my sword!
Men never lie more than before elections, during war and after hunting. |
Capot
Lyonesse. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:17:00 -
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i'm gonna vote for you, cause i know this cant be your real program and because you live in the carribean.
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Claudia Voltaire
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:27:00 -
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Trolling?
Seriously, the them carebears, them greifers, makes yourself views or opinions completely uncredible.
I can only presume some bored sunday stiring fodder to feed the forum rabble.
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Crimsoneer
Gallente Knowledge Stick Station
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:37:00 -
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I like how you pretend you're going to protect people from suicide gankers and ninja salvagers, despite CCP repeatedly saying that they like those two professions being part of the game. ---------------------------------------
Pods and Pills, a low sec blog |
Avernus
Gallente Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:47:00 -
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Eve isn't supposed to look cold, harsh, and unforgiving. It is supposed to be cold, harsh, and unforgiving,
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Bigpimping
Pimp Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:49:00 -
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Will we get coconuts? ________________________________________ He who pimps, is God... |
Mr Ignitious
R.E.C.O.N. Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:55:00 -
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Originally by: Bigpimping Will we get coconuts?
He's not big on coconuts but he does sing some wonderful neil diamond.
I read the forums assuming there are no trolls, only really stupid people.
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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Zartanic
Red Federation
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Posted - 2009.10.11 20:55:00 -
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Op is a Troll trying to 'prove' carebears give a damn about being attacked.
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.10.11 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: Lucas Tigh I was going to vote for you after I saw the alliance mail.
Then I read your platform.
For the love of puppies please be a troll.
I dont think you get Aaron.
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Sir Rush
Caldari Sirrush Holdings And Industries Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.11 21:35:00 -
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Edited by: Sir Rush on 11/10/2009 21:35:56 Who are you?
edit: no
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Aaron Mirrorsaver
R.E.C.O.N.
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Posted - 2009.10.11 21:46:00 -
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If you wish to support my campaign.
Spread the word to your friends and send them to this thread.
If you wish to speak to me. Convo me or mail me in game anytime you see me online.
I am in the u.s timezone.
If you wish to join our merry band of supporters ingame.
join the channel, aaron-csm
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Aaron your one hot man. I love you. Applebabe |
XIII'th
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Posted - 2009.10.12 08:21:00 -
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Originally by: no pants you have my axe
in your back
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Ann Can
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Posted - 2009.10.12 09:05:00 -
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Originally by: Aaron Mirrorsaver
Being the greatest ever player from [where ever] ...
Don't need to read past that. One day humans will learn not to give power to those that want it, specially those with big egos. |
no pants
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Posted - 2009.10.12 09:57:00 -
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Edited by: no pants on 12/10/2009 10:05:13
Originally by: Malcanis
Originally by: Lucas Tigh I was going to vote for you after I saw the alliance mail.
Then I read your platform.
For the love of puppies please be a troll.
I dont think you get Aaron.
confirming an ironic campaign is very smart and will get you the most votes.
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Antoine Lefevre
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.12 10:04:00 -
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Quote: Aaron Mirrorsaver's Combat Record - Ranked #16,680
Ouch.
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Digital Solaris
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Posted - 2009.10.12 10:37:00 -
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Originally by: Antoine Lefevre
Quote: Aaron Mirrorsaver's Combat Record - Ranked #16,680
Ouch.
That's almost as bad as this. |
Serpents smile
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Posted - 2009.10.12 11:00:00 -
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As a carebear I will full heartily not support you.
No.
No.
No.
Please be a troll.
HTFU!
I rather vote for Cat then you. BTW where is Cat?
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Cyberjunk
Conflagration. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.10.12 11:01:00 -
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This guy seems a 100% legit. |
Altie McName
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Posted - 2009.10.12 11:04:00 -
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How will you petition CCP to change things in place that they put in, and want in, this game to further complete their vision for the world we play in? Hasn't happened so far, what makes you think you can change that by getting whiners to, hopefully, vote for you in droves? --- CCP wants you to HTFU! |
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