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General Windypops Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:24:00 - [1] Oh hello. I was just thinking back a few years and remembering that goonswarm used to think themselves edgy and unique. They used to be: - One of the few alliances that admitted new players (though charged them large amounts of r/l money to join) - Innovative and amusing - their video pitch to increase the alliance cap was truly awesome. - Shocking - we all know what those incidents are, and it's best not to discuss them here since it will only result in flaming. However in recent months Goons have: - Failed against an alliance 1/7th their size (Sys-K) - Lost titans to pitiful alliances Actually I can't be arsed finishing this post.
Rob Repper Minmatar Silver Snake Enterprise Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:25:00 - [2] 1st Oh no you didn't...
Buhhdust Princess Caldari Killer Koalas R.A.G.E	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:25:00 - [3] Edited by: Buhhdust Princess on 24/10/2009 22:25:24 NINJAEDIT DAMN U ROB ________________________________________
Elo Behram Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:27:00 - [4] Honestly the r/l money to join thing was a mistake though. If any prospective recruits are reading this, our fees are now much more reasonable and payable 100% through in-game isk. Convo our recruitment director penifSMASH for details on how to put your toon in goon!
Etien Aldragoran Gallente DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:29:00 - [5] It's not RL cash anymore. We only take ISK now.
General Windypops Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:29:00 - [6] I'm going to give it another go in a few minutes, but right now I can't muster up enough care to finish the post. Feel free to fill in the blankety blanks. The basic gist is that I've spent years hating them, and now they're not even doing anything worth bothering about. Read back and check a few of my old posts to get a sense of the kind of witty quips and barbed put-downs I'd use.
Valdarham Caldari Destructive Influence	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:45:00 - [7] who would pay RL money to join an alliance/corp!!
Gesty Riddick Caldari Broski Enterprises No Fun Allowed	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:46:00 - [8] I remember that time some of their WTs were having a funeral, for a player who died IRL, ingame. Goonies showed up and killed everyone there. That was epic FTW Also, detecting some butthurt in this thread.
Bud Johnson Caldari Broski Enterprises No Fun Allowed	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:51:00 - [9] >charged them large amounts of r/l money >$10
General Windypops Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:56:00 - [10] IN ALL SERIOUSNESS IS THERE ANYTHING 'SPECIAL' ABOUT GOONSWARM AT ALL THESE DAYS? I THINK THERE IS NOTHING NOTHING SPECIAL
Brutus Septimius Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.10.24 22:56:00 - [11] Originally by: Valdarham who would pay RL money to join an alliance/corp!! It's quite simple, actually... 1. A fool and his money are easily parted 2. Goons ask would-be members for cash ----------------------------------------- You draw the conclusion
Metal Dude Gallente Destructive Influence	Posted - 2009.10.24 23:04:00 - [12] Originally by: Valdarham who would pay RL money to join an alliance/corp!! If you can't get any for free, you have to pay for it. The truth will set you free
Goberth Ludwig Caldari Muppets with Blasters	Posted - 2009.10.25 00:09:00 - [13] Well everyone else adopted the goon memes so its not their fault. Besides their fanfest panel was brilliant. - Gob
Palmer Eldritch Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.25 00:13:00 - [14] Originally by: General Windypops IN ALL SERIOUSNESS IS THERE ANYTHING 'SPECIAL' ABOUT GOONSWARM AT ALL THESE DAYS? I THINK THERE IS NOTHING NOTHING SPECIAL You spent years hating us. That makes me feel pretty special.
Valdarham Caldari Destructive Influence	Posted - 2009.10.25 00:20:00 - [15] Edited by: Valdarham on 25/10/2009 00:20:19 Originally by: Metal Dude Originally by: Valdarham who would pay RL money to join an alliance/corp!! If you can't get any for free, you have to pay for it. So funny :)
Rotnac Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.25 04:11:00 - [16] Originally by: General Windypops However in recent months Goons have: - Failed against an alliance 1/7th their size (Sys-K) - Lost titans to pitiful alliances Pretty sure that's par for the course. Go go incompetent rifterswarm.
KFCboy Caldari Deep Space Productions	Posted - 2009.10.25 05:31:00 - [17] Originally by: Palmer Eldritch Originally by: General Windypops IN ALL SERIOUSNESS IS THERE ANYTHING 'SPECIAL' ABOUT GOONSWARM AT ALL THESE DAYS? I THINK THERE IS NOTHING NOTHING SPECIAL You spent years hating us. That makes me feel pretty special. whats funny is Goonswarm is now a clone of what you hated about allainces. GG bob jr
Kayl Breinhar Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.25 05:50:00 - [18] Psst, you forgot the bullet point "- Gotten fat and bloated on Delve jewgold to cushion stupidity and horrible EVE playing." Just trying to help you out.
JohnHoe Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.25 05:55:00 - [19] Originally by: Brutus Septimius Originally by: Valdarham who would pay RL money to join an alliance/corp!! It's quite simple, actually... 1. A fool and his money are easily parted 2. Goons ask would-be members for cash ----------------------------------------- You draw the conclusion You obviously have no clue what an actual goon is. To point you in the right direction I will give you this hint; Goons were around before EVE existed. You figure out the rest.
the SNEEP Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.25 06:08:00 - [20] Originally by: General Windypops - Failed against an alliance 1/7th their size (Sys-K) hahahaha
AgentSythe Gallente Quantum Industries RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2009.10.25 06:13:00 - [21] Came for Butter Dog post and Snot Shot NAPTRAIN copy/paste Left disappointed.
Cindy McCain Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.25 06:19:00 - [22] ugh here let me go ahead and take the effort of creating this thread about an alliance that I despise yet then toward the conclusion of the post add in a lil line insinuating about how i cant be arsed to continue writing maybe then people wont think i put a lot of effort or thought into this but in actuality i'm truly obsessed with the subject material and desperately want people to give me attention please give me attention please..... here is your attention General Windypops here it is right here
Xekaen Caldari Company of Villains	Posted - 2009.10.25 06:25:00 - [23] Originally by: Gesty Rid**** I remember that time some of their WTs were having a funeral, for a player who died IRL, ingame. Goonies showed up and killed everyone there. That was epic FTW Also, detecting some butthurt in this thread. WoW copy fail. Talk to hand
penifSMASH Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.25 06:37:00 - [24] Originally by: Elo Behram Honestly the r/l money to join thing was a mistake though. If any prospective recruits are reading this, our fees are now much more reasonable and payable 100% through in-game isk. Convo our recruitment director penifSMASH for details on how to put your toon in goon! Much like paying for gametime via in-game isk, you too can join GoonFleet with a low refundable deposit using in-game isk. Convo me in-game for more info! We are also renting out Querious, Period Basis, and parts of Delve to prospective corps and alliances who want to make that bold move to 0.0 space. GoonSwarm is here to help your corp or alliance meet its goals and needs. Convo me in-game for more info!
Kymlicka Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.25 07:05:00 - [25] Hahahahaha. Large amounts of real life money. What sort of income does your Oxford education afford you that $10 US is a large sum of money? I don't remember us claiming to be good at this game, so why would it surprise you when we are in fact terrible at it? Also, thank you for spending years thinking about what we might think about ourselves.
Peoke Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2009.10.25 07:08:00 - [26] Well first I'm destroyed on vodka. Then they did lose thier first titan to smash which is worse than anything. then it took em a while to kill smash which had no leadership when I walked away. Right now they look pretty decent and again mars is in the alliance they are attacking which isnt good.
Brutus Septimius Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.10.25 07:28:00 - [27] Originally by: JohnHoe Originally by: Brutus Septimius Originally by: Valdarham who would pay RL money to join an alliance/corp!! It's quite simple, actually... 1. A fool and his money are easily parted 2. Goons ask would-be members for cash ----------------------------------------- You draw the conclusion You obviously have no clue what an actual goon is. To point you in the right direction I will give you this hint; Goons were around before EVE existed. You figure out the rest. The mere fact that you feel the need to explain this to me makes me believe you are somehow mad... My point still stands, and you just reinforced it. Have fun, fly safe.
General Windypops Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.10.25 07:45:00 - [28] Originally by: Palmer Eldritch Originally by: General Windypops IN ALL SERIOUSNESS IS THERE ANYTHING 'SPECIAL' ABOUT GOONSWARM AT ALL THESE DAYS? I THINK THERE IS NOTHING NOTHING SPECIAL You spent years hating us. That makes me feel pretty special. Tell me about it... How do you think I feel? My entire raison d'etre for 4 years has been to expose Goonswarm as a sham of a mockery, and a mockery of a sham. I woke up this morning hoping I'd have some enthusiasm back for the whole thing, but I don't think I'll even get this post past 4 lines.
Yakoff Caldari Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team	Posted - 2009.10.25 08:05:00 - [29] Originally by: Etien Aldragoran It's not RL cash anymore. We only take ISK now. Yes, because of the state of the global economy, virtual money is worth much more then RL money. Will rat for mortgage payment. ___ It deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat leettr be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef.
Alias11 Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.10.25 08:10:00 - [30] I miss the time when the people that were most dedicated to hating goonfleet were actual bitter goon vets that had a reason to hate us and could provide at least interesting conversation

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