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Huan CK
Gallente GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2009.10.24 23:28:00 -
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Edited by: Huan CK on 24/10/2009 23:31:40
Well, a few weeks ago when the Moros-changes for the patch got released, Moros prices started dropping fast, and I was able to snatch a Moros at about 1.05bn iskies. Calculating insurance cost, I noticed that I can blow up the dread and make marginal profit by cashing the payout. The "suicide a loler Dread" idea was born and remained in my mind for a long time.
After a long, long time of thinking on how to make it blow, I decided on a sentry sniper fit and park it on a gate/renter station while our regular gangs do their day-to-day stuff ;)
At about 20:30 EVE-Time, I go on vent and tell my corp-mates "guys, today is the day I wanna lose my Moros!" The fit is completely for lulz and was kept cheap for a reason ;D The lows were filled with structure tank, to appear as an easy kill, and then go giggle while the HP wont move :) The extra 2 mids weren't really needed, and therefore Civilian mods where put in for more lulz :)
Since there were Carriers in belts, at gates and station multiple times today, we decided to take a battleship gang (insurance on most was about to end, so they needed to pop anyway) to either scare the carriers back to docks or hoping they'd leave them out for remote rep and therefore push others to undock and die.
The Moros was on standby and didn't show til later on. The locals docked up and hid as usual, so we started shooting station services. SoT gathered a fleet and parked 2 jumps out, not daring to engage (they had like twice our numbers and equivalent ships, bc and bs mostly).
After quite some time, SoT moved closer while another 50 man EH gang arrived 2 jumps out. Kinda hilarious that they waited on EH reinforcements ;) They warp to station just as we leave for a safe and shortly after go out again. Since it was getting pretty late and I said I wanted to lose the Moros tonight, I decided to use it as bait for the big blob :)
The cyno went up, the Moros came in, and both, SoT and EH gangs turned around, warping to the cyno. The bubble went up just before the whole fleet arrived. They bubbled themselves, easing our job at tackling :D Pro decission by their gang :) Pretty soon shiat starts hitting the fan! It was quite a mess, and very hilarious. While most of them focused on my Moros, the rest of the gang was able to call primaries, kill targets and **** a few ships. The drone swarms got bigger and bigger, and the small ships dared to come in to ***** on the killmail. Then, the ECM-Burst and the Smartbomb start going off, killing tons of drones, inflicting uninsured isk-losses by popping those small buggers. Even Inties and Bombers got too close and got ****d by the smartbomb.
We sure did have a fun time pvp-ing tonight. We fought outnumbered on like 1:5+ odds (call us blobbers again, lol?! ), had tons of laughs, and were able to once more train our pvp pros in quite ugly situations.
For those who need to get a better overview of the fight, watch our killboard! battle summary
Although the killboard shows a negative ratio, it turned out in our favour :) The Moros threw off 4 mil profit after all cost (ship+fit+insurance cost), the bs where insured, and we lost nothing causing monetary damage, while we killed quite some non-insurable stuff :)
Thanks to SoT, EH and all the undocking renters for this fun fight! Hope you enjoyed it as much and had as many giggles than we did :) Please also respond with your views of the fight and your fun vent-moments :) I'm sure you had some when we gave you this *gift* 
I see you again, soon :)
Yours truly, love you all,
CK proud Panda
PS: GK is recruiting! Join in and share our fun! For noobs and newbs: Join our starter corps, GK lite!
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Skyvyr
Caldari House Of BlackStar Semper-Mortis
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Posted - 2009.10.24 23:47:00 -
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awesome. -- I often heard the Sky's the limit, sadly I'm broke fairly often. |

StainLessStealRat
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.24 23:54:00 -
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we did not hold 2 out we jumped in 3 times and you guys safed up each time. Total waste of even a lol dread next time try mabey killing something before you cyno into the middle of nowhere and die in a fire while you support gets shredded.
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Hickock
Caldari Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.10.24 23:56:00 -
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you only killed 1 bs and 3 t2 cruisers.... the rest was t1/t2 frigs
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Richstall10
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:14:00 -
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I'm just surprised that you actually didn't hide all night.... like every night..
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Faife
Minmatar Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:20:00 -
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you know, non **** alliances suicide dreads into JFs as opposed to sitting 200km off station until you die -- Check out my EVE cartoons - most recent: #17 Goomba needs a new job |

Kilmatar
Minmatar GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:20:00 -
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Originally by: Richstall10 I'm just surprised that you actually didn't hide all night.... like every night..
you must be a young sot if you think all we do is hide.
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StainLessStealRat
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:24:00 -
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Edited by: StainLessStealRat on 25/10/2009 00:25:52 Edited by: StainLessStealRat on 25/10/2009 00:24:55
Originally by: Kilmatar
Originally by: Richstall10 I'm just surprised that you actually didn't hide all night.... like every night..
you must be a young sot if you think all we do is hide.
Ok so where were you when posting this? I guess a' Docked B' Coaked C' on your main.
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Richstall10
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:25:00 -
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Originally by: Kilmatar
you must be a young sot if you think all we do is hide.
haven't seen you do any thing else yet
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Bobbechk
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:27:00 -
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so you lost 11 BS, some support and a Dread while killing 1 BS and some support *claims vicory based on isk losses infliced by lost warrior II's* then made a caod thread about it?
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Kilmatar
Minmatar GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:29:00 -
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Edited by: Kilmatar on 25/10/2009 00:29:44
Originally by: StainLessStealRat
Ok so where were you when posting this? I guess a' Docked B' Coaked C' on your main.
offline, watching a series. one does not need to be online all the time.
Originally by: Richstall10 haven't seen you do any thing else yet
well can safely say i have never seen you in fountain ever, unless you logged off right before / after we entered system.
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StainLessStealRat
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:34:00 -
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one does not call ones self one unless one is a nob!
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Kilmatar
Minmatar GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:37:00 -
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Originally by: StainLessStealRat one does not call ones self one unless one is a nob!
wow i dont belive you could make any less sence.
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StainLessStealRat
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:42:00 -
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Do you speak about yourself in the third person aswell? Or does that offend ones sensibility's?
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Faife
Minmatar Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:47:00 -
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we're missing the bigger picture here.
you guys posted a CAOD smack thread bragging you lost a dread. you guys realize this right? you just started an entire thread, chestbeating, about losting a dread.
ok, carry on. -- Check out my EVE cartoons - most recent: #17 Goomba needs a new job |

Kilmatar
Minmatar GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: StainLessStealRat Do you speak about yourself in the third person aswell? Or does that offend ones sensibility's?
omg, you really didnt get what i wrote did you.
"one does not need to be online all the time." is speaking of people in general, or dont you have a life outside the computer, in that case i get why you didnt get it
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jrmj22
Gallente The Freelancer's Mining Cartel
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:48:00 -
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Lame corp....lame story
Wow! You made 4 mil profit? Your corp must be the marketing geniuses of an entire generation.
You guys should just stick to your lame day job of flying recons and stealth bombers and kill renter's ratting ships when they undock/jump gates.
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StainLessStealRat
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:52:00 -
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one needs to learn correct context of one.
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Kilmatar
Minmatar GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: Faife Edited by: Faife on 25/10/2009 00:47:25 we're missing the bigger picture here.
you guys posted a CAOD smack thread bragging you lost a dread. you guys realize this right? you just started an entire thread, chestbeating, about losing a dread.
ok, carry on.
no actually, i think he started this thread to tell why this was done, but then you guys came in and started talking relativly stupid. and im just replying to it to annoy you.
and by the looks of it, its working
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Richstall10
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:56:00 -
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Originally by: Kilmatar
no actually, i think he started this thread to tell why this was done, but then you guys came in and started talking relativly stupid. and im just replying to it to annoy you.
and by the looks of it, its working
StainLessStealRat > one does not call ones self one unless one is a nob!
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Nightbird
Caldari SiN. Corp Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 00:59:00 -
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... did you factor in the cost of your clones?
Because I'm pretty sure that the clone for a dread level pilot is worth at least 4 mil.....
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FatFreddy
Minmatar Domination. THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.10.25 01:04:00 -
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Bare calculashunz in dis fred
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Kilmatar
Minmatar GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2009.10.25 01:05:00 -
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Originally by: Richstall10
Originally by: Kilmatar
no actually, i think he started this thread to tell why this was done, but then you guys came in and started talking relativly stupid. and im just replying to it to annoy you.
and by the looks of it, its working
StainLessStealRat > one does not call ones self one unless one is a nob!
awsome, i think ill put that in my bio, just for the lol.
btw loving the attention from SoT on this forum post tho 
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Capot
Minmatar Lyonesse. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.25 01:06:00 -
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Originally by: StainLessStealRat one does not call ones self one unless one is a nob!
i lol'd
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gpfault
Gallente Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 01:10:00 -
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Originally by: Kilmatar btw loving the attention from SoT on this forum post tho 
Well, no one else gives a ****.
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Pheegle
Caldari BlackTalon Mining Corp G-R-I-E-V-A-N-C-E
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Posted - 2009.10.25 01:21:00 -
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So let me get this straight.
1. You paid 1.05bil ISK for a Moros. 2. Paid 462mil ISK for platinum insuance for a 1.5bil ISK payout. Only assuming that you got the best insurance. 3. 1.05bil + 462mil = 1.512bil - 1.5bil for insurance payout = (-)12mil profit 
Where's the profit? Please explain because I want to make some ISK too 
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Skyvyr
Caldari House Of BlackStar Semper-Mortis
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Posted - 2009.10.25 01:23:00 -
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One, one is the loneliest number, yes it is. -- I often heard the Sky's the limit, sadly I'm broke fairly often. |

penifSMASH
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.10.25 01:30:00 -
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Richstall10
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 04:06:00 -
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Edited by: Richstall10 on 25/10/2009 04:06:34
Originally by: Kilmatar
awsome, i think ill put that in my bio, just for the lol.
Already in mine, you cant have it!
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Jebb Jones
Caldari Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.25 04:18:00 -
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LOL
Props to Huan CK who can type/troll better then he can PVP.
Even more brilliant to defelect the reality of a poor fit and even worse play by trumping your KB with your propaganda!
LOL
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