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Bai ZongTong
Caldari Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 02:51:00 -
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Greetings capsuleers of New Eden,
My name is Bai ZongTong, Minister of Communication of the Hydra Reloaded Allice.
To those who thought, that we were finished off by the pathetic dogs of Triumvirate, I chortle to their hollow cries of victory.
Many years back, our great alliance realized that continuing fleet operation and POS warfare would degrade us to the same level as you inferior beings.
Our ambitions have since grown far beyond irrelevant space holdings.
We now seek for total destruction of your insolent organizations, and Triumvirate's staged triumph over us was merely the first act in the great play of HYDRA.
During the past years of intermission, we appeared dormant to hide our operations, and to prepare for what is to come.
I think you've all seen Act Two by now. The rest of CAOD is panicking over the swift destruction of CVA.
Like the second act, the third and fourth act will come unnoticed until the consequences have been passed.
I wish I were allowed to enumerate our devious and cunning plans to you now, so that you may surrender all the quicker, but that will destroy the integrity of this beautiful play.
For now, I suggest your alliance to send diplomatic contacts to His Majesty xXxDrAgOnWrAiThxXx1996 The Great Leader or High Admiral Nexus Kinnon for terms of your obedience. Pledging terms of allegiance or surrendering might reduce your roles as victims in the upcoming acts, but as a mere spokesmen, I can not guarantee any favorable terms for you.
Also, we are recruiting.
HYDRA WILL PROVAIL
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Yakar Kunn
Caldari Red Federation
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Posted - 2009.10.29 02:52:00 -
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Edited by: Yakar Kunn on 29/10/2009 02:52:35 HYDRA PROVIL
(and First)
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Fat Ducker
Amarr Lucky Hydra Corp
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Posted - 2009.10.29 02:59:00 -
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Edited by: Fat Ducker on 29/10/2009 03:04:42 I for one, will be mailing your 13 yr old alliance leader to beg for standings, and to be spared when all others are purged.
This thread does however, require more Nrom Gustav, and a sprinkling of suitonia.
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Amantus
Gallente Blue Republic
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Posted - 2009.10.29 03:00:00 -
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Well Done Hydra Reloaded. ------------
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Bai ZongTong
Caldari Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 03:03:00 -
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Edited by: Bai ZongTong on 29/10/2009 03:03:52
Originally by: Fat Ducker I for one, will be mailing your 13 yr old alliance leader to beg for standings, and to spared when all others are purged.
This thread does however, require more Nrom Gustav, and a sprinkling of suitonia.
Fostering acquaintance with HYDRA members will not increase your chances for a better acquittance.
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 03:38:00 -
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Originally by: Fat Ducker Edited by: Fat Ducker on 29/10/2009 03:04:42 I for one, will be mailing your 13 yr old alliance leader to beg for standings, and to be spared when all others are purged.
This thread does however, require more Nrom Gustav, and a sprinkling of suitonia.
Unfortunatly the "Roadkill Stallion" Nrom Gustav is unsubbed right now. --- Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Zuk Hades
Minmatar Baptism oF Fire Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.10.29 03:57:00 -
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Originally by: Bai ZongTong Greetings capsuleers of New Eden,
My name is Bai ZongTong, Minister of Communication of the Hydra Reloaded Allice.
To those who thought, that we were finished off by the pathetic dogs of Triumvirate, I chortle to their hollow cries of victory.
Many years back, our great alliance realized that continuing fleet operation and POS warfare would degrade us to the same level as you inferior beings.
Our ambitions have since grown far beyond irrelevant space holdings.
We now seek for total destruction of your insolent organizations, and Triumvirate's staged triumph over us was merely the first act in the great play of HYDRA.
During the past years of intermission, we appeared dormant to hide our operations, and to prepare for what is to come.
I think you've all seen Act Two by now. The rest of CAOD is panicking over the swift destruction of CVA.
Like the second act, the third and fourth act will come unnoticed until the consequences have been passed.
I wish I were allowed to enumerate our devious and cunning plans to you now, so that you may surrender all the quicker, but that will destroy the integrity of this beautiful play.
For now, I suggest your alliance to send diplomatic contacts to His Majesty xXxDrAgOnWrAiThxXx1996 The Great Leader or High Admiral Nexus Kinnon for terms of your obedience. Pledging terms of allegiance or surrendering might reduce your roles as victims in the upcoming acts, but as a mere spokesmen, I can not guarantee any favorable terms for you.
Also, we are recruiting.
HYDRA WILL PROVAIL
HAHAHAHA, this made my night, thank you
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Daco Cutter
Gallente NQX Innovations HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 04:01:00 -
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Edited by: Daco Cutter on 29/10/2009 04:02:49 B0\/\/ 70 0UR |\|0BL3 4|\|D 5UP3R10R /\/\19|-|7
F0R jU571(3
|-|'/DR4 \/\/1LL pR0\/41L!!!!!!!
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ViRUS Pottage
Caldari THE FINAL STAND The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2009.10.29 04:26:00 -
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Originally by: Daco Cutter Edited by: Daco Cutter on 29/10/2009 04:02:49 B0\/\/ 70 0UR |\|0BL3 4|\|D 5UP3R10R /\/\19|-|7
F0R jU571(3
|-|'/DR4 \/\/1LL pR0\/41L!!!!!!!
Am I a nerd because I read that with no problem?   On top of that, you're reading my sig.
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Originally by: CCP Taera May I have your stuff?
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squiggly12
Minmatar Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2009.10.29 05:07:00 -
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WTF is this??????????
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Dr MildlyUnpleasant
Amarr Altless Green Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.29 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Bai ZongTong HYDRA WILL PREVAIL
Fixed it for you.
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Lucius Killian
Caldari Malevolent Intentions Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2009.10.29 05:58:00 -
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You should let spell check "provail" once and a while.
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Pi Patel
Caldari The Maverick Navy Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.10.29 06:24:00 -
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That was so very cute. You go young fellow and enjoy yourself and don't let anyone tell you different.
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Mookuh
Caldari Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2009.10.29 06:48:00 -
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Bandwagoning troll is bandwagoning?
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Terry 'Mookuh' Hijakosji CAIN Public Relations |

Mach Rain
Caldari NQX Innovations HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 06:49:00 -
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Alright.....ah, if you manage to get standings with the great HYDRA RELOADED.....ah....betray us, and I will FONG you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your intrails will soon become your extrails.........I will wreak.........all the.......I'm a......pain, LOTS OF PAIN!!!
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JohnnyCashRules
Gallente Solarflare Heavy Industries Kahora Catori
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Posted - 2009.10.29 07:09:00 -
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All hail our new Gashon overlord??/
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Dec3mber
Amarr NQX Innovations HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 07:13:00 -
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Originally by: Lucius Killian You should let spell check "provail" once and a while.
You should check the sayings you use once in a while.
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Laedy
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 07:24:00 -
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Originally by: Dec3mber
You should check the sayings you use once in a while.
OMG. Dec3mber \o/ You're still in NQX??? I thought you dropped off the end of the universe or something. Log in more will you?
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U Mad
Caldari Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.10.29 07:31:00 -
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Originally by: Bai ZongTong HYDRA WILL PROVAIL
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Dec3mber
Amarr NQX Innovations HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: Laedy OMG. Dec3mber \o/ You're still in NQX??? I thought you dropped off the end of the universe or something. Log in more will you?
two more weeks of uni to go, then I can :)
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Deep Trip
Gallente Banished Intelligence Agency
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Posted - 2009.10.29 08:12:00 -
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you need a girlfriend
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Bai ZongTong
Caldari Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 08:15:00 -
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Originally by: Deep Trip you need a girlfriend
my gf is v. cute thank u very much.
if u need gf HYDRA RELOADED has an in game dating service.
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Boppi
Amarr Blue Republic
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Posted - 2009.10.29 08:39:00 -
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Edited by: Boppi on 29/10/2009 08:39:51 I really love Hydra reloaded <3
I give you guys 8/10 for best trolling.
You don't get the full 10 because good trolls should attempt to have at least 3 Threads about them on front page all the time. Probably recruit Derek Chu or Snot Shot for that.
I liked your Recruitment Thread though. Priceless. A little too obvious for my tastes, but youcan always count on idiots in CAOD.
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Laodell
Gallente The Blade of Xiphos
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Posted - 2009.10.29 08:56:00 -
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From the apparent mental condition of the author I would say the the final exclamation should read
Hydra will Prozac.
But seriously, having flown with and against Hydra in it's better years I can honestly say I never came across anyone like you during that time. If your post is an example of what Hydra Leadership was at the time Triumvirate came in and spanked you silly then I expect Hydra's demise was well earned, and should more than likely remain dead.
Now that's not Smack.
I expect your best option is to fire up your Hydroponics and reload your bong. 'Cause the resulting delusional state is about as close as your going to get to ever seeing the vale again.
Now that was Smack.
I noticed your guys have been flying out in Syndicate, Looks like a good area to be hunting in about now...
- Dell.
- Laodell -
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Bai ZongTong
Caldari Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 09:13:00 -
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Originally by: Laodell attempt to talk down HYDRA's greatness
please do not recruitment in our thread.
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Serizawa Kaho
Minmatar I.M.M Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.10.29 09:17:00 -
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Edited by: Serizawa Kaho on 29/10/2009 09:22:35 Bai plz stop posting. every time i try to read your topics my I.Q drops a few points.
or do everybody a HUGE FAVOR and get Firefox with spellchecker
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Chirinako
Caldari H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.10.29 09:43:00 -
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That is one of the most original "didn't want that space anyway" posts i've ever seen. 10/10
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 10:13:00 -
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Everyone knows that the only reason Tri won was because it was 2vs1 anyway Tri/BoB vs Hydra. --- Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Franga
Caldari NQX Innovations HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.29 10:21:00 -
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I loled when we were camped in by those BS. We wasted so much of their time, it was great. _____________________________

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Dannerkongen
Caldari Lootex
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Posted - 2009.10.29 10:26:00 -
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extreme provil
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