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Nyxster
Gallente
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.01 01:44:00 -
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***** AT YOUR PARTY. UNINVITED. STEALING YOUR SH*T *****
The nastiest n newest Pubbie PVP Only Terrorism Corp in new Eden or your money back*
We are only here to cause mayhem, chaos and anarchy: don't expect a ransom to be honored,scam to be punished,1v1 to be upheld or member to stand his ground,we are villains,cowards,no-gooders,evildoers,lamers,freaks,pimps,biatches and low life criminals, we have no agenda, no morals, no plan, we kill, we get killed. we are purely in it for the corpses because we are a bloodthirsty murderous rabble.
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║Gatecrashers║----->>> EVE TERRORISM ORGANIZATION OPEN FOR BIZNESS
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Recruitment is now OPEN
Experience Requirements:
∞active & mature (NC21) pilots preferably in UK TZ
∞Psychotic Terrorists
∞Murderers
∞EvilDoers
∞Scammers
∞Suicide Bombers
∞Gankers
ôthe thing about gasoline and dynamite.....its cheapö
We offer:
∞Access to murder and mayhem in Highsec,lowsec,nullsec and forums. if it moves you can kill it. if it talks you can smack it.
∞Solo and fleet mission runner, hauler, miner, ninja, gatecamper, pirates, innocent bystanders and AFK nubs murdering
∞Theft and Destruction of other players property.
∞Villains, Scum, Lowlifes, No-Gooders, Junkies, and freaks to PVP with as your brosefs.
∞Smack, Grief, Foul Play. Dishonourable conduct
∞if you steal the materials, we will build you something with them. and maybe keep it but meh.y'know...
∞Nuff Wardecs, KOS and generic death on a plate to keep you, your mum and your dog in cake till hometime.
∞PVP murder daily.
∞Did we mention the MURDER?
Requirements for membership:
∞No SP Minimum but HACS, Intys, AF's n Recons is Nice. Smartythron/geddon/raven is a MUST except for noobs who must train it.
∞A willingness to have a security rating of -5.0 or lower or go flashy red for suicide ops/hisec podding
***if you are not prepared to podkill in hisec on a murderous whim DO NOT APPLY. no woofters here plz, only death row candidates.***
∞You must be immature, antisocial, disrespectful and a general smacktard asshat to all non corp members
∞Willingness to backstab, lie, cheat, deceive and murder the entire inhabitants of New Eden for no reason other than WE LIKE IT. WE LIKE IT A LOT.
∞Willing to contribute to Corps needs and x up for PVP even if its crazy suicide.
∞Self-motivated and can stand your losses without ringing your mum and crying.
∞Tolerance of insanity, sick humor
∞Strictly NO emoragers, leet PVP I am the GOD types or arrogant douchebags, from 50K SP to 100m SP you will be treated EQUALLY REGARDLESS OF YOUR KILL/LOSS RATIO. We don't care about stats n numbers, we care about inflicting terror and mayhem on surprise victims, not for the loot, not for the status but simply for the kick of corpse collections.
What we can offer:
∞A nice home (when i say nice, i mean meh) in lowsec with a home delivery service of prossies, exotic dancers, quafe and crash ultra. and some ships if we remember after doin all teh drugs n whine.
∞T2 discount program, capital logi fleet for raidin' nullsec, teamsmack server for swearin n cussin, killboard, forum, website. other stuffz we havent got round to yet.
∞epic lolz with a bunch of british numpty no-gooders who take this about as seriously as gordo brown takes our economy.
∞moar tears, whine n cake than you can shake a stick at. if murda don't come to us, then we fedex it to our victims.
Contact Nyxster (GMT), Sythyss (US CALI TZ) Zillaby Trypp (GMT TZ) or join public channel PROJECT MAYHEM for recruiting parley, assuming we are not all in bed with hangovers from all the beer n whine.
We won't bumsex you u too much unless you are a scouse div who cant steal a ibis from a noob so join us, you will regret it moar than the pope investing in a nobsock factory/ebank
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Zillaby Trypp
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Posted - 2009.11.02 15:06:00 -
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I spent all day looking for this thread at work so I could bump it!
NEED MORE WHINE!!!
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24hr Leavesey
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Posted - 2009.11.02 23:00:00 -
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friendly bump.
These guys are complete and utter ****s
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Slaith Criid
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Posted - 2009.11.02 23:19:00 -
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contact me ingame
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Shafty
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.11.03 18:37:00 -
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Cheeky bump bump boom for the terrorists du jour.
Join Gatecrashers and you will see moar action than a Amsterdam Window Girl during a august bank holiday.
Soon to be Members of S****Alliance for 23/7 pew pew with the locals and close access to 0.0 roamin' rapage.
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vellean
Gatecrashers
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.11.04 19:53:00 -
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"Ask not what your corp can bump for you, but what you can bump for your corp"
Come and join our atrocity led response to the carebear virus.
Vent, Corp and Alliance KB's, Daily Roamin' Ops in lowsec/0.0 and moar cake than mr Kiplings.
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Zillaby Trypp
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.05 11:43:00 -
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Ok we're out of cake but we have moar smack then Pete Docherty. Join our recruitment channel for details on joining.
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Zaraak
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Posted - 2009.11.06 17:22:00 -
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Edited by: Zaraak on 06/11/2009 17:22:24
Bump for the crazy mother*****s. Love this great gang!
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Lilith Akhkhazu
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Posted - 2009.11.07 17:10:00 -
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-Bump-
Great corp, pew pewing and having fun. :]
Now it's time for some of that cake. |
Zaths
Minmatar
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.07 19:31:00 -
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Really cool guys! Like it, a lot!
Come and join us!
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24hr Leavesey
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Posted - 2009.11.08 12:07:00 -
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Bizump back to the tizop.
Best fun you can have on EVE with yer clothes on. Feel free to hang out of your pants however. We're very liberal like that.
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Sorana Bonzari
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Posted - 2009.11.08 12:35:00 -
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hmmm...looks interesting.. bet i'd be a good fit
My resume
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Zaraak
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Posted - 2009.11.08 15:57:00 -
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Still having a blast! You won't be disappointed with us!!
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Starscraper
Gatecrashers
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.11.09 12:57:00 -
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If Gary Glitter was as cool as this corp he would have all the children swarming round him. To much? You haven't heard nothing yet.
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Zillaby Trypp
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.10 13:57:00 -
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2 weeks old and 26 members already. Arguably the most unconventional corp in the whole of eve with evil hell dogs content in ruining every carebears dreams and aspirations.
If there are to many long words in here for you to understand I have linked and English thesaurus for your perusal.
Thesarus
Over 21's only need apply as things might get colourful.
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Paradox H
Caldari
Misguided Affliction
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Posted - 2009.11.10 15:10:00 -
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I like.
I like a lot.
On my way as soon as i log on tonight...
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Amarrian Magnum
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Posted - 2009.11.10 15:58:00 -
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On battleclinic it says you have 6 kills and 27 losses. Do you have another killboard wich shows all of you losses/kills or does battleclininc have them all?
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Nyxster
Gallente
Gatecrashers
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.11.10 17:07:00 -
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 Originally by: Amarrian Magnum
On battleclinic it says you have 6 kills and 27 losses. Do you have another killboard wich shows all of you losses/kills or does battleclininc have them all?
∞Strictly NO emoragers, leet PVP I am the GOD types or arrogant douchebags, from 50K SP to 100m SP you will be treated EQUALLY REGARDLESS OF YOUR KILL/LOSS RATIO. We don't care about stats n numbers, we care about inflicting terror and mayhem on surprise victims, not for the loot, not for the status but simply for the kick of corpse collections.
so which part of this did you mistake us for Noir??
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Paradox H
Caldari
Misguided Affliction
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Posted - 2009.11.10 20:02:00 -
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Originally by: Amarrian Magnum
On battleclinic it says you have 6 kills and 27 losses. Do you have another killboard wich shows all of you losses/kills or does battleclininc have them all?
On the Eve forums your past posts seem to point to you being a wormhole-living, npc-hunting, cry-baby. Do you have any other posts which shows you not to be a pvp-shy, epeen-sucking, ladyboy?
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24hr Leavesey
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Posted - 2009.11.11 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: Paradox H
Originally by: Amarrian Magnum
On battleclinic it says you have 6 kills and 27 losses. Do you have another killboard wich shows all of you losses/kills or does battleclininc have them all?
On the Eve forums your past posts seem to point to you being a wormhole-living, npc-hunting, cry-baby. Do you have any other posts which shows you not to be a pvp-shy, epeen-sucking, ladyboy?
Zing !
Oh, and bump 
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Zillaby Trypp
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.11 15:22:00 -
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Bystanders will be shot. Run for cover motherf**ker.
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Zaths
Minmatar
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.11 17:13:00 -
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Edited by: Zaths on 11/11/2009 17:13:44
Originally by: Amarrian Magnum
On battleclinic it says you have 6 kills and 27 losses. Do you have another killboard wich shows all of you losses/kills or does battleclininc have them all?
Well, since i am pvp noob i have 0 kills so far and a lot of losses i might contribuate to those stats if it matters to you. But these guys accept me for who i am! A blood thirsty noob! Raarr! Love them!
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Nyxster
Gallente
Gatecrashers
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.11.12 16:06:00 -
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Daily bumperoo explosion.
Our Noob Terrorist training program is now full, however we still have room for EVE's baddest and maddest to join us.
Suicide bombing and ganking won't give you a great KB stats e-peen, but the smack is simply delicious and the concord cells aren't as uncomfortable as has been reported in the popular press, and there is much less unwanted buggery and sodomisation in the caldari pen than in the past.
sadly. 
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Evil Bugger
Gatecrashers
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.11.13 19:20:00 -
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Friday the 13th evil bump by the bugger.
An official Announcement by the Provisional Irrational Suicide Societe(P.I.S.S)
(A division of Gatecrashers, an equal opportunites terrorist employer with free buffet and pension plan)
Dear Carebears,
All your pods belong to us.
***message ends***
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Dai Nichi
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Posted - 2009.11.14 20:25:00 -
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Daily Bump,
Having spent all night helping shigsy and co to bump a bunch of freighters out of align only to be denied our place on the epic Fenrir KM, we will resort instead to bumping this thread and trolling the forums.
Join us, and you too can bump this thread. and maybe even shoot stuff.
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Nyxster
Gallente
Gatecrashers
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.11.15 21:05:00 -
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Sunday Night bump.
Still Open for guerrilla terrorists from the UK/EU to join the crazy gang.
join channel THE DARKER SIDE to find out moar!
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Zillaby Trypp
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.16 14:25:00 -
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I remember someone telling me and Nyxster that this would never work. Once we reach 50 members we will come and find you and whoever gets the final blow on his pod gets 100mil from my personal wallet.
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Haary
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Posted - 2009.11.16 14:45:00 -
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Horrible references on battleclinic?!?!?!?
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Ayssith D'ark
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Posted - 2009.11.16 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: Paradox H
Originally by: Amarrian Magnum
On battleclinic it says you have 6 kills and 27 losses. Do you have another killboard wich shows all of you losses/kills or does battleclininc have them all?
On the Eve forums your past posts seem to point to you being a wormhole-living, npc-hunting, cry-baby. Do you have any other posts which shows you not to be a pvp-shy, epeen-sucking, ladyboy?
OH SNAP!!
I want in, take my pvp cherry and do what you will with it
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Nyxster
Gallente
Gatecrashers
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.11.16 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: Haary
Horrible references on battleclinic?!?!?!?
Gatecrashers KB
was it getting cold under your bridge little troll?
Our KB reflects we are:
1: training new carebear pilots who never left empire
2: just moved into a new lowsec system where we have no intel and are getting "to know" our neighbours
3: are experimenting with new tactics and procedures rather than doing cookie cutter blob operations which probably reflects your own KB stats haary....
4: doing a lot of suicide ops, which if you read our OP you would realise was part of our business plan.
if people want to judge us like every other XYZ lazy arsed blobbing pirate corp then thats their perogative, our pilots know what makes us different. people either get it or they don't, you clearly don't but since we didn't invite you out from under your bridge bugger off and troll elsewhere.
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