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Zillaby Trypp
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.18 16:28:00 -
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Best sang to the theme of I like big butts.
I like big bumps and I cannot lie, you other toons can't deny that when a ship warps in with a little tiny gun with a big gun in there face they get shot.
and back to the top.
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Nyxster
Gallente Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.21 19:48:00 -
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Edited by: Nyxster on 21/11/2009 19:49:49 Well what can i say.
We got slung out of s****because we were actually to awful to be considered scum, and we shot own own alliance members in the face.
but you too can be as bad as us for the special one time price of "your soul".
come make a deal with the devils of lowsec.
Open door for all UK/Scandinavian players preferably with HAC/Recon/Hictor/Inty fast roaming gang skills and an ability to smack.
Obviously our KB stats arent exactly Noir yet, but look at what a pretty internetz site we has made!
Gatecrashers Interwebz Site
So we are a bit crappy at pvp tbh. but we are the coolest squirrels in school.
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Alarik Semler
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Posted - 2009.11.21 21:30:00 -
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Your website gives me eye strain. App sent.
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Nyxster
Gallente Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.22 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: Alarik Semler Your website gives me eye strain. App sent.
it has a secret mind-control device embedded in the message, it has clearly worked. don't worry the headaches and vomiting will subside within 48 hours, the voices in your head however won't 
application response has been sent. 
roll up, roll up fellow british buggers and scandinavian sodomisers, there is still room at the inn for hardy folk of a questionable moral disposition with access to stolen carebear gold!
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Nyxster
Gallente Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.23 19:43:00 -
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monday bump for all you british and scandic terrorisers who are sick of emo american FC's whining at you for being an arsehat.
Apply online at www.gatecrashers.info and be entered into a prize draw to win a free chicken and 24 viagras.
NB: they might be aspirin. the bloke wasnt clear. you will either get it up or cure your headache. you still get the chicken either way.
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Zillaby Trypp
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.24 13:14:00 -
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Chickens gone, got peckish last night and took 6 of the viagra/aspirin. Not sure what they are yet but I feel fine and had a stirring in my pants.
Still Recruiting. Contact me or Nyxter ingame or join our recruiting channel 'Project Mayhem' for more info.
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Nyxster
Gallente Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.25 17:10:00 -
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Still Open for Dangerous and Despicable British and Scandinavian Terrorists to join us.
Our pilots are considered so dangerous now these clowns had to hotdrop 2 carriers + triage for their 2x BC's to kill a solo Gatecrashers drake.
Join us, and they might have to use titans next.
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Zillaby Trypp
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.27 15:51:00 -
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We missed a bump! Who's bloody running this thing? 
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Tirus Sinobi
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Posted - 2009.11.27 17:29:00 -
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So aside from the same old stuff as every other pirate corporation in EVE what do you do? |

Nyxster
Gallente Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.27 18:47:00 -
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Edited by: Nyxster on 27/11/2009 18:48:04
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi So aside from the same old stuff as every other pirate corporation in EVE what do you do?
Well we don't hire 2009 trolling cynical alts, who clearly are too stupid to get what makes us special. Might want to work on your perception chap, reading comprehension is clearly not working out for you. 
Hint for anyone else: what makes us special, is we don't have a single member who is as as mr epeen cynic as this arsehat. :)
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Evil Bugger
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.28 17:57:00 -
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Join the British House of Eve Horrors.
Like a 1973 Ghost Train careering thru lowsec but with an even worst smell of strongbow cider and stale **** as you try to get debbies bra off before you pop back out the front doors.
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Nyxster
Gallente Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.29 17:53:00 -
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Sunday Night bump, The ghost train was put together by nomark pikers with the mechanical capabilities of monkeys and sadly the ghost-train has collapse impaling poor debbie and denying evil bugger the opportunity to remove her wonder-bra and cop a feel.
We've been wardecced by russians and Margaret Thatcher has moved in Next Door.
Come on you bulldogs, BRITAIN NEEDS YOU!
We shall fight them on the stargates etc.
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Tirus Sinobi
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Posted - 2009.11.30 10:53:00 -
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Quote: Well we don't hire 2009 trolling cynical alts, who clearly are too stupid to get what makes us special. Might want to work on your perception chap, reading comprehension is clearly not working out for you. Laughing Hint for anyone else: what makes us special, is we don't have a single member who is as as mr epeen cynic as this arsehat. :)
Haha, so worth it, you can add easily agitated to the list. |

Evil Bugger
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.30 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Edited by: Tirus Sinobi on 30/11/2009 15:09:01 stuff.
Thanks so much for taking time out from your special needs classes to come and troll us again today, we do hope things work out for you better in the future.
hugs, the Gatecrashers
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Tirus Sinobi
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Posted - 2009.11.30 16:19:00 -
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Edited by: Tirus Sinobi on 30/11/2009 16:22:12
Originally by: Evil Bugger
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Edited by: Tirus Sinobi on 30/11/2009 15:09:01 stuff.
Thanks so much for taking time out from your special needs classes to come and troll us again today, we do hope things work out for you better in the future.
hugs, the Gatecrashers
Is that the best you can do?
Besides someones got to bump your fail thread. |

Evil Bugger
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2009.11.30 16:53:00 -
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loving your work.
its right up there with the warning on cigarette packets for literary entertainment.
keep going, you could win the booker prize for lightweight trolls.
please call again.

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Tirus Sinobi
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Posted - 2009.11.30 17:01:00 -
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Troll, troll, troll.
Is that all you can think up? I thought this is what your Corporation did... Smack
Had high hopes after Nyxster's response to my original question, "can they really be assaulting my recruitment question" I thought. turns out you seem to lack interesting things to say.
Pft, enjoy your final bump.
Psst, Im not trolling, your thread isnt worth trolling. |
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