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Sergeant Shafto
Caldari BulletProof Monks Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.11.03 18:35:00 -
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Molle directors' forum post 23rd October
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OK guys listen up. I have come up with the final version of a masterplan.
Step 1
We get all the old BOB corps and a couple of the better pets back together. The outward ego thing did not work, so this time we must be the clowns!
Step 2
In order to from the second biggest alliance in the game, we recruit some random noob corps into the alliance. Equal to us? Of course not, I fully understand our need to feel superior and since we have no space, our inferiors must also be empire based corps.
Clever Part: In BOB Mk.1 these would have been pets, but having them in the alliance means not only do we not need them on our nap list, instead of pets we can call them 'learning' corps with 'potential'.
Step 3
Evolution [Evol] is the Key. We were the first to create the coalition or 'community' power bloc. Soon though, others realised the potential of such organisations and by 2009, the greatest blob ever known descended upon our homeland and we were powerless to stop them.
We Evolved, we called out this blobbing tactic as unfair and dishonourable, enabling us to maintain that we had a moral victory!
It is late 2009 and we must evolve again. The biggest napfest in EVE is currently led by AAA and Atlas. Although we will be behind only the awful Goons in numbers, We must Evolve and join this blob with whom we shall be victorious!
Clever Part: Since we will have napped one half of EVE, the enemies will be forced to nap the other half. TO THE FORUMS we must go and mock their pathetic attempts to nap! We are BETTER than anyone else, only we have the right to nap!
Step 4
It was the way in which we ****ed everyone off in BOB Mk.1, combined with bad diplomtic skills which led to our downfall. This time we shall stick to our South Eastern napfest and together we shall beat the Blob!
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Forum update 2/11/2009
Heads up guys, through bad diplomatic skills we have ****ed off Atlas and can no longer rely on these heathens.
In other news, since everyone's having jokes on CAOD with us, WE STILL CONTROL THEIR GAME.
**disclaimer** Terrible post by terrible player aching from blueballs.
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Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.11.03 18:37:00 -
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/popcorn ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Dianabolic
Gallente Reikoku IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Sergeant Shafto **disclaimer** Terrible post by terrible player aching from blueballs.
wts: ball warmers.
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Cpt Pugwash
Caldari Dynaverse Corporation Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2009.11.03 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Sergeant Shafto Molle directors' forum post 23rd October
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OK guys listen up. I have come up with the final version of a masterplan.
Step 1
We get all the old BOB corps and a couple of the better pets back together. The outward ego thing did not work, so this time we must be the clowns!
Step 2
In order to from the second biggest alliance in the game, we recruit some random noob corps into the alliance. Equal to us? Of course not, I fully understand our need to feel superior and since we have no space, our inferiors must also be empire based corps.
Clever Part: In BOB Mk.1 these would have been pets, but having them in the alliance means not only do we not need them on our nap list, instead of pets we can call them 'learning' corps with 'potential'.
Step 3
Evolution [Evol] is the Key. We were the first to create the coalition or 'community' power bloc. Soon though, others realised the potential of such organisations and by 2009, the greatest blob ever known descended upon our homeland and we were powerless to stop them.
We Evolved, we called out this blobbing tactic as unfair and dishonourable, enabling us to maintain that we had a moral victory!
It is late 2009 and we must evolve again. The biggest napfest in EVE is currently led by AAA and Atlas. Although we will be behind only the awful Goons in numbers, We must Evolve and join this blob with whom we shall be victorious!
Clever Part: Since we will have napped one half of EVE, the enemies will be forced to nap the other half. TO THE FORUMS we must go and mock their pathetic attempts to nap! We are BETTER than anyone else, only we have the right to nap!
Step 4
It was the way in which we ****ed everyone off in BOB Mk.1, combined with bad diplomtic skills which led to our downfall. This time we shall stick to our South Eastern napfest and together we shall beat the Blob!
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Forum update 2/11/2009
Heads up guys, through bad diplomatic skills we have ****ed off Atlas and can no longer rely on these heathens.
In other news, since everyone's having jokes on CAOD with us, WE STILL CONTROL THEIR GAME.
**disclaimer** Terrible post by terrible player aching from blueballs.
Either you are a stupid spy or a double agent as that post is better PR for IT than most of Molles announcements.
Maybe the next evolution Molle talked about was to have stupid spys do all his announcements for him?
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Sergeant Shafto
Caldari BulletProof Monks Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.11.03 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dianabolic
Originally by: Sergeant Shafto **disclaimer** Terrible post by terrible player aching from blueballs.
wts: ball warmers.
Sorry man, I haven't got any balls. I know some people though
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Kombat PL
Caldari Beach Boys Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 19:06:00 -
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Where is the PROFIT step i don't see it anywhere.
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Meno Theaetetus
Gallente Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Cpt Pugwash
Originally by: Sergeant Shafto Molle directors' forum post 23rd October
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Either you are a stupid spy or a double agent as that post is better PR for IT than most of Molles announcements.
Maybe the next evolution Molle talked about was to have stupid spys do all his announcements for him?
I don't think he actually expected you to think it was real Cpt.
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Zlatorg
Caldari 3LITE. Emergence.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 19:15:00 -
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*yawns*
BIG DADDY ZLAT!
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.03 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: Sergeant Shafto a couple of the better pets
I don't get why everyone is so against the concept of pets. Nothing makes me happier than when I take my pet poodle out for a frolic in the fields. I love the feel of his warm breath when he licks my face, and pants.
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titanstory
Amarr Section XIII Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.11.03 19:43:00 -
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IT need AAA & friends? serously ><
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.03 19:48:00 -
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Originally by: Cpt Pugwash
Either you are a stupid spy or a double agent as that post is better PR for IT than most of Molles announcements.
Maybe the next evolution Molle talked about was to have stupid spys do all his announcements for him?
Agreeing that was a better post that most of Molle's announcements.
I also like your character name.
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Ma'al Raer
Minmatar Failswarm
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Posted - 2009.11.03 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: titanstory IT need AAA & friends? serously ><
Yes because PL has reason to talk about someone calling allies.
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ArmyOfMe
Caldari Exotic Dancers Club
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:33:00 -
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looks legit
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Xiaodown
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:36:00 -
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Originally by: Sergeant Shafto Molle directors' forum post 23rd October
In BOB Mk.1 these would have been pets, but having them in the alliance means not only do we not need them on our nap list, instead of pets we can call them 'learning' corps with 'potential'.
That's a pretty mean thing to say about Dark Rising. --
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VonKaplanek III
Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:41:00 -
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I love fantasy, You should be a screen writer.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:41:00 -
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Pretty interesting to see such a nobody alliance full of losers and juggalos create such emotional rage while just making a post about who they are and then refing a few PL r64s?..
Funny thing is that goonies seem to be the most upset since IT has not shown much interest in them at this point. In typical goonie rage (the only thing they bring to EVE) they have pulled out every demoralizing comment, photo, and historical ôfactö they could find in order to try and derail the camaraderie starting to gel within the new alliance. Is ITÆs strategy to just ignore goonies while they scream for attention and the chance to be relevant again?..
Meanwhile PL, not use to being the focus of attention and just relying on blindsiding everyone, gets some of their massive EVE wide r64 collection threatened and in turn begs the NC to come running down to save them? Rumor has it that the NC told PL to start handing over their r64s in the north if they want the NC to respond when PL cries for halp. Looks like PL will loose some R64s either way they turn? NC are the new ôMercsö for hireààand are hired by PL wtfà
Although you goonies donÆt like it, EVE seems to be getting much more interesting these days and as we approach Dominion it looks like everyone has gotten tired of you. Your only hope to keep EVE in toilet has been to try and turn this new alliance into the ôproblemö facing EVE by dredging crap that Molle did in the past or might do in the futureà(scary)..
Sad thing for goonies is that today the EVE community has a comparison we can make: EVE with IT vs. EVE with endless goonie forum vomiting and no pvpàà
Anyways, I gotta get back to hunting clowns down before the dec runs out so Molle if you are reading this, I am heading to Syndicate tonight and IÆm brining hell with me!!
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Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
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VonKaplanek III
Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Sergeant Shafto a couple of the better pets
I don't get why everyone is so against the concept of pets. Nothing makes me happier than when I take my pet poodle out for a frolic in the fields. I love the feel of his warm breath when he licks my face, and pants.
you let your dog lick your pants?

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Vidtorin
Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:51:00 -
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Aren't you the one that cried when MM camped you in jita for days because you war decced them?
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: VonKaplanek III
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Sergeant Shafto a couple of the better pets
I don't get why everyone is so against the concept of pets. Nothing makes me happier than when I take my pet poodle out for a frolic in the fields. I love the feel of his warm breath when he licks my face, and pants.
you let your dog lick your pants?

Thank you for pointing out my own joke to me.
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VonKaplanek III
Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 20:59:00 -
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Edited by: VonKaplanek III on 03/11/2009 21:02:24 I suspect the joke is in your pants.
fake edit, windypops is a perfectionist, you can tell from his gentile demeanor. |
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.03 21:01:00 -
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Edited by: General Windypops on 03/11/2009 21:04:14
Originally by: VonKaplanek III I suspect the joke in in your pants.
Do you mean "is in" rather than "in in"? If so, what you'll find in there is less of a joke, and more of a tongue twister.
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.03 21:07:00 -
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Originally by: VonKaplanek III his gentile demeanor.
How do you know I'm a gentile? You haven't seen inside my pants yet.
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sting122
Amarr The Maverick Navy
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Posted - 2009.11.03 21:10:00 -
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Obvious troll is obvious.....
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VonKaplanek III
Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 21:27:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops Edited by: General Windypops on 03/11/2009 21:04:14
Originally by: VonKaplanek III I suspect the joke in in your pants.
Do you mean "is in" rather than "in in"? If so, what you'll find in there is less of a joke, and more of a tongue twister.
for people that choke on rice?
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.03 21:42:00 -
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Edited by: General Windypops on 03/11/2009 21:43:39
Originally by: VonKaplanek III
Originally by: General Windypops Edited by: General Windypops on 03/11/2009 21:04:14
Originally by: VonKaplanek III I suspect the joke in in your pants.
Do you mean "is in" rather than "in in"? If so, what you'll find in there is less of a joke, and more of a tongue twister.
for people that choke on rice?
No, people who are allergic to nuts.
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Hangman69
Caldari Evolution IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.03 21:48:00 -
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u mad?
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Warrio
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.03 21:50:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot Usual well thought out and well written post.
You know Syndicate is 0.0 right? - |

Toman Torax
Caldari Rage For Order Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.11.03 22:20:00 -
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Poasting in a JUMP ON THE IT DOGPILE thread. Hi mom.
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Sergeant Shafto
Caldari BulletProof Monks Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.11.03 22:35:00 -
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Originally by: Toman Torax Poasting in a JUMP ON THE IT DOGPILE thread. Hi mom.
To be fair, The front page wasn't quite filled with IT threads so I thought they needed more attention.
On a serious note, I think everyone is looking forward to the coming war (at least in Fountain and surrounding areas they are), i just hope neither side blobs the other into submission too soon!
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Faife
Minmatar Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.11.03 22:39:00 -
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Originally by: Sergeant Shafto To be fair, The front page wasn't quite filled with IT threads so I thought they needed more attention.
On a serious note, I think everyone is looking forward to the coming war (at least in Fountain and surrounding areas they are), i just hope neither side blobs the other into submission too soon!
all if IT will be living in empire when we're done with them 
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Dark Sidhe
Minmatar Rage For Order Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.11.03 22:58:00 -
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I'm thinking Shafto must be a recent graduate of the Pixel Spymaster's new class on stirring the pot and generating COAD rage.
The burning question is how Shafto did in Mittani's final exam or is this post part of the test?
So did IT and Atlas kiss and make up or is IT rolling over Omist as we speak??? -------------------------------
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TedJazuzKristGOD
Caldari R.E.C.O.N.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 23:02:00 -
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ive never seen a worse post and ive looked long and hard.
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Toman Torax
Caldari Rage For Order Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.11.03 23:04:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Sidhe I'm thinking Shafto must be a recent graduate of the Pixel Spymaster's new class on stirring the pot and generating COAD rage.
The burning question is how Shafto did in Mittani's final exam or is this post part of the test?
So did IT and Atlas kiss and make up or is IT rolling over Omist as we speak???
Please don't turn this into a Mittani thread... his ego doesn't need any more stroking. ktnxbai
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lord khnrageX
Amarr Socialites Of The Crazy Horse Saloon Temporal Abyss
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Posted - 2009.11.03 23:15:00 -
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What she said! lord khnrage |

Juilus Carnius
Caldari Doomheim. Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2009.11.04 02:25:00 -
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Edited by: Juilus Carnius on 04/11/2009 02:26:52 Snot why are you even in this thread? Windy clearly has it under control talking about his pants (and dog. ----fake protip-derailing threads is more efficient than flame bate man.....
Caod has become worth reading again, thank god. Oh where the hell is butterdog?
On topic: What is the Atlas-It drama up to?
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Fenix Zealot
Caldari Aeon Of Strife
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Posted - 2009.11.04 02:52:00 -
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did it occur to anybody that the op might be a fake post? based on the types of posts that molle has made in the past both on caod and on allied forums, this "post" doesn't sound anything like him. En Taro Adun! |

Sworn Absent
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.04 04:42:00 -
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Edited by: Sworn Absent on 04/11/2009 04:42:35 hey sot maybe you should show up with more than a token number of guys to defend your own r64s????
e: oh right pets lol
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Graalum
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.04 07:11:00 -
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Edited by: Graalum on 04/11/2009 07:11:24
Originally by: TedJazuzKristGOD ive never seen a worse post and ive looked long and hard.
search for 'cary' on eve-search. This would be his best post ever
Originally by: Fenix Zealot did it occur to anybody that the op might be a fake post? based on the types of posts that molle has made in the past both on caod and on allied forums, this "post" doesn't sound anything like him.
i think that this was obvious to everyone
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Sworn Absent
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.04 07:31:00 -
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Originally by: Graalum search for 'cary' on eve-search.
dont do this unless you enjoy pain and agony
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Tomil
Caldari Full Contact Boese Onkels
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Posted - 2009.11.04 07:34:00 -
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nothing really new
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Buxaroo
Gallente The Maverick Navy IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.04 08:44:00 -
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Edited by: Buxaroo on 04/11/2009 08:44:27
Originally by: Fenix Zealot did it occur to anybody that the op might be a fake post? based on the types of posts that molle has made in the past both on caod and on allied forums, this "post" doesn't sound anything like him.
Fenix, it's called trolling I think everyone with a brain knows it isn't leaked Molle **** 
EDIT: wtf? p r 0 n is censored?
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Al'Gouhti
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.11.04 09:43:00 -
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Originally by: VonKaplanek III
for people that choke on rice?
waves to Von, how are you doing m8. Been a while since I have seen any of the old CoRM guys.
Originally by: Mr Reeth Is this a thread whose sole purpose is to bait and bash SF?
Classless... utterly classless.
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Helm Malanthor
Gallente La Isla del Mono
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Posted - 2009.11.04 11:20:00 -
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I've never seen an op failing like this one.
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Lucy Oreless
Gallente The Lonetrekkers Revival Of The Talocan Empire
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Posted - 2009.11.04 12:02:00 -
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Originally by: Helm Malanthor I've never seen an op failing like this one.
Then i guess you never read in C&P.. 
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Fenix Zealot
Caldari Aeon Of Strife
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Posted - 2009.11.04 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Buxaroo Edited by: Buxaroo on 04/11/2009 08:44:27
Originally by: Fenix Zealot did it occur to anybody that the op might be a fake post? based on the types of posts that molle has made in the past both on caod and on allied forums, this "post" doesn't sound anything like him.
Fenix, it's called trolling I think everyone with a brain knows it isn't leaked Molle **** 
EDIT: wtf? p r 0 n is censored?
Yes i know it was a troll, but there are people out there dumb enough to believe it. i figured id snuff out those false hopes before they grew too wildly =p En Taro Adun! |
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