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Sergeant Shafto Caldari BulletProof Monks Sons of Tangra	Posted - 2009.11.03 18:35:00 - [1] Molle directors' forum post 23rd October ------------------- OK guys listen up. I have come up with the final version of a masterplan. Step 1 We get all the old BOB corps and a couple of the better pets back together. The outward ego thing did not work, so this time we must be the clowns! Step 2 In order to from the second biggest alliance in the game, we recruit some random noob corps into the alliance. Equal to us? Of course not, I fully understand our need to feel superior and since we have no space, our inferiors must also be empire based corps. Clever Part: In BOB Mk.1 these would have been pets, but having them in the alliance means not only do we not need them on our nap list, instead of pets we can call them 'learning' corps with 'potential'. Step 3 Evolution [Evol] is the Key. We were the first to create the coalition or 'community' power bloc. Soon though, others realised the potential of such organisations and by 2009, the greatest blob ever known descended upon our homeland and we were powerless to stop them. We Evolved, we called out this blobbing tactic as unfair and dishonourable, enabling us to maintain that we had a moral victory! It is late 2009 and we must evolve again. The biggest napfest in EVE is currently led by AAA and Atlas. Although we will be behind only the awful Goons in numbers, We must Evolve and join this blob with whom we shall be victorious! Clever Part: Since we will have napped one half of EVE, the enemies will be forced to nap the other half. TO THE FORUMS we must go and mock their pathetic attempts to nap! We are BETTER than anyone else, only we have the right to nap! Step 4 It was the way in which we **ed everyone off in BOB Mk.1, combined with bad diplomtic skills which led to our downfall. This time we shall stick to our South Eastern napfest and together we shall beat the Blob! ------------------------ Forum update 2/11/2009 Heads up guys, through bad diplomatic skills we have ed off Atlas and can no longer rely on these heathens. In other news, since everyone's having jokes on CAOD with us, WE STILL CONTROL THEIR GAME. disclaimer** Terrible post by terrible player aching from blueballs.
Grimpak Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2009.11.03 18:37:00 - [2] /popcorn --- Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals. ain't that right.
Dianabolic Gallente Reikoku IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 18:44:00 - [3] Originally by: Sergeant Shafto disclaimer Terrible post by terrible player aching from blueballs. wts: ball warmers.
Cpt Pugwash Caldari Dynaverse Corporation Vertigo Coalition	Posted - 2009.11.03 18:46:00 - [4] Originally by: Sergeant Shafto Molle directors' forum post 23rd October ------------------- OK guys listen up. I have come up with the final version of a masterplan. Step 1 We get all the old BOB corps and a couple of the better pets back together. The outward ego thing did not work, so this time we must be the clowns! Step 2 In order to from the second biggest alliance in the game, we recruit some random noob corps into the alliance. Equal to us? Of course not, I fully understand our need to feel superior and since we have no space, our inferiors must also be empire based corps. Clever Part: In BOB Mk.1 these would have been pets, but having them in the alliance means not only do we not need them on our nap list, instead of pets we can call them 'learning' corps with 'potential'. Step 3 Evolution [Evol] is the Key. We were the first to create the coalition or 'community' power bloc. Soon though, others realised the potential of such organisations and by 2009, the greatest blob ever known descended upon our homeland and we were powerless to stop them. We Evolved, we called out this blobbing tactic as unfair and dishonourable, enabling us to maintain that we had a moral victory! It is late 2009 and we must evolve again. The biggest napfest in EVE is currently led by AAA and Atlas. Although we will be behind only the awful Goons in numbers, We must Evolve and join this blob with whom we shall be victorious! Clever Part: Since we will have napped one half of EVE, the enemies will be forced to nap the other half. TO THE FORUMS we must go and mock their pathetic attempts to nap! We are BETTER than anyone else, only we have the right to nap! Step 4 It was the way in which we **ed everyone off in BOB Mk.1, combined with bad diplomtic skills which led to our downfall. This time we shall stick to our South Eastern napfest and together we shall beat the Blob! ------------------------ Forum update 2/11/2009 Heads up guys, through bad diplomatic skills we have ed off Atlas and can no longer rely on these heathens. In other news, since everyone's having jokes on CAOD with us, WE STILL CONTROL THEIR GAME. disclaimer** Terrible post by terrible player aching from blueballs. Either you are a stupid spy or a double agent as that post is better PR for IT than most of Molles announcements. Maybe the next evolution Molle talked about was to have stupid spys do all his announcements for him? ================================================= Kill Thief
Sergeant Shafto Caldari BulletProof Monks Sons of Tangra	Posted - 2009.11.03 18:46:00 - [5] Originally by: Dianabolic Originally by: Sergeant Shafto disclaimer Terrible post by terrible player aching from blueballs. wts: ball warmers. Sorry man, I haven't got any balls. I know some people though
Kombat PL Caldari Beach Boys Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 19:06:00 - [6] Where is the PROFIT step i don't see it anywhere.
Meno Theaetetus Gallente Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.11.03 19:06:00 - [7] Originally by: Cpt Pugwash Originally by: Sergeant Shafto Molle directors' forum post 23rd October .... Either you are a stupid spy or a double agent as that post is better PR for IT than most of Molles announcements. Maybe the next evolution Molle talked about was to have stupid spys do all his announcements for him? I don't think he actually expected you to think it was real Cpt.
Zlatorg Caldari 3LITE. Emergence.	Posted - 2009.11.03 19:15:00 - [8] yawns BIG DADDY ZLAT!
General Windypops Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.11.03 19:39:00 - [9] Originally by: Sergeant Shafto a couple of the better pets I don't get why everyone is so against the concept of pets. Nothing makes me happier than when I take my pet poodle out for a frolic in the fields. I love the feel of his warm breath when he licks my face, and pants.
titanstory Amarr Section XIII Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.11.03 19:43:00 - [10] IT need AAA & friends? serously ><

Palmer Eldritch Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.11.03 19:48:00 - [11] Originally by: Cpt Pugwash Either you are a stupid spy or a double agent as that post is better PR for IT than most of Molles announcements. Maybe the next evolution Molle talked about was to have stupid spys do all his announcements for him? Agreeing that was a better post that most of Molle's announcements. I also like your character name.
Ma'al Raer Minmatar Failswarm	Posted - 2009.11.03 19:54:00 - [12] Originally by: titanstory IT need AAA & friends? serously >< Yes because PL has reason to talk about someone calling allies.
ArmyOfMe Caldari Exotic Dancers Club	Posted - 2009.11.03 20:33:00 - [13] looks legit
Xiaodown Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 20:36:00 - [14] Originally by: Sergeant Shafto Molle directors' forum post 23rd October In BOB Mk.1 these would have been pets, but having them in the alliance means not only do we not need them on our nap list, instead of pets we can call them 'learning' corps with 'potential'. That's a pretty mean thing to say about Dark Rising. --
VonKaplanek III Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 20:41:00 - [15] I love fantasy, You should be a screen writer.
Snot Shot Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 20:41:00 - [16] Pretty interesting to see such a nobody alliance full of losers and juggalos create such emotional rage while just making a post about who they are and then refing a few PL r64s?.. Funny thing is that goonies seem to be the most upset since IT has not shown much interest in them at this point. In typical goonie rage (the only thing they bring to EVE) they have pulled out every demoralizing comment, photo, and historical ôfactö they could find in order to try and derail the camaraderie starting to gel within the new alliance. Is ITÆs strategy to just ignore goonies while they scream for attention and the chance to be relevant again?.. Meanwhile PL, not use to being the focus of attention and just relying on blindsiding everyone, gets some of their massive EVE wide r64 collection threatened and in turn begs the NC to come running down to save them? Rumor has it that the NC told PL to start handing over their r64s in the north if they want the NC to respond when PL cries for halp. Looks like PL will loose some R64s either way they turn? NC are the new ôMercsö for hireààand are hired by PL wtfà Although you goonies donÆt like it, EVE seems to be getting much more interesting these days and as we approach Dominion it looks like everyone has gotten tired of you. Your only hope to keep EVE in toilet has been to try and turn this new alliance into the ôproblemö facing EVE by dredging crap that Molle did in the past or might do in the futureà(scary).. Sad thing for goonies is that today the EVE community has a comparison we can make: EVE with IT vs. EVE with endless goonie forum vomiting and no pvpàà Anyways, I gotta get back to hunting clowns down before the dec runs out so Molle if you are reading this, I am heading to Syndicate tonight and IÆm brining hell with me!! . Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot BAM!! HEAD SHOT!!!
VonKaplanek III Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 20:45:00 - [17] Originally by: General Windypops Originally by: Sergeant Shafto a couple of the better pets I don't get why everyone is so against the concept of pets. Nothing makes me happier than when I take my pet poodle out for a frolic in the fields. I love the feel of his warm breath when he licks my face, and pants. you let your dog lick your pants?
Vidtorin Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 20:51:00 - [18] Aren't you the one that cried when MM camped you in jita for days because you war decced them?
General Windypops Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.11.03 20:52:00 - [19] Originally by: VonKaplanek III Originally by: General Windypops Originally by: Sergeant Shafto a couple of the better pets I don't get why everyone is so against the concept of pets. Nothing makes me happier than when I take my pet poodle out for a frolic in the fields. I love the feel of his warm breath when he licks my face, and pants. you let your dog lick your pants? Thank you for pointing out my own joke to me.
VonKaplanek III Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 20:59:00 - [20] Edited by: VonKaplanek III on 03/11/2009 21:02:24 I suspect the joke is in your pants. fake edit, windypops is a perfectionist, you can tell from his gentile demeanor.

General Windypops Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.11.03 21:01:00 - [21] Edited by: General Windypops on 03/11/2009 21:04:14 Originally by: VonKaplanek III I suspect the joke in in your pants. Do you mean "is in" rather than "in in"? If so, what you'll find in there is less of a joke, and more of a tongue twister.
General Windypops Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.11.03 21:07:00 - [22] Originally by: VonKaplanek III his gentile demeanor. How do you know I'm a gentile? You haven't seen inside my pants yet.
sting122 Amarr The Maverick Navy	Posted - 2009.11.03 21:10:00 - [23] Obvious troll is obvious.....
VonKaplanek III Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 21:27:00 - [24] Originally by: General Windypops Edited by: General Windypops on 03/11/2009 21:04:14 Originally by: VonKaplanek III I suspect the joke in in your pants. Do you mean "is in" rather than "in in"? If so, what you'll find in there is less of a joke, and more of a tongue twister. for people that choke on rice?
General Windypops Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.11.03 21:42:00 - [25] Edited by: General Windypops on 03/11/2009 21:43:39 Originally by: VonKaplanek III Originally by: General Windypops Edited by: General Windypops on 03/11/2009 21:04:14 Originally by: VonKaplanek III I suspect the joke in in your pants. Do you mean "is in" rather than "in in"? If so, what you'll find in there is less of a joke, and more of a tongue twister. for people that choke on rice? No, people who are allergic to nuts.
Hangman69 Caldari Evolution IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.03 21:48:00 - [26] u mad?
Warrio Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.11.03 21:50:00 - [27] Originally by: Snot Shot Usual well thought out and well written post. You know Syndicate is 0.0 right? -
Toman Torax Caldari Rage For Order Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2009.11.03 22:20:00 - [28] Poasting in a JUMP ON THE IT DOGPILE thread. Hi mom.
Sergeant Shafto Caldari BulletProof Monks Sons of Tangra	Posted - 2009.11.03 22:35:00 - [29] Originally by: Toman Torax Poasting in a JUMP ON THE IT DOGPILE thread. Hi mom. To be fair, The front page wasn't quite filled with IT threads so I thought they needed more attention. On a serious note, I think everyone is looking forward to the coming war (at least in Fountain and surrounding areas they are), i just hope neither side blobs the other into submission too soon!
Faife Minmatar Divine Retribution Sons of Tangra	Posted - 2009.11.03 22:39:00 - [30] Originally by: Sergeant Shafto To be fair, The front page wasn't quite filled with IT threads so I thought they needed more attention. On a serious note, I think everyone is looking forward to the coming war (at least in Fountain and surrounding areas they are), i just hope neither side blobs the other into submission too soon! all if IT will be living in empire when we're done with them



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