Eh?

Aren't those breasts? or do you have a sideline in smuggling half-coconuts?

wait...... is there a Ladyboy combat wing?

lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that.

I don't think you understand dude, HIS ALT IS IN THE GODDAMNED RvB

Nice awoxing. I guess you guys are really trustworthy.

I was actually considering hiring you up for a contract but seriously. If I let the outrageous prices go and see what you're doing you might aswell not honor a contract and backstab me for more isk.


Try to fix your reputation, if that's even possible.

1) You're right with the exception of 1 thing. Being a douchebag is not an asset. Maybe in some 10th world country.

2) I know and talk with 1 of your guys and I also heard the other side of the story. I found out on my own that there was no way you could plan this except from the moment the beforementioned bhaal pilot contacted you, which is already too late for a contract. Which means your services are a load of bullshit. Mildly said.

3) This of course IS a npc alt because I do not want my PvE corp to get it's activities limited because of a war dec from you guys. That would mean I would actually have to hire REAL MERCS to deal with you people. Yes, I earnestly believe you'd DEC my corp because of your hurt pride, if you have any left.

Thank you vmuch for your attention. I'm out.

These guys are just losers who have nothing better to do. Just an unorganized rabble that would no doubt fail to accomplish even the most basic tasks, but would expect to be paid all the same.

Hey, I'm just pointing out the truth regardless of the fact that you made a dim-witted comment about my report. Nobody is in "misery" because of a random AFK miner, you moron.

If you had somewhere near normal intelligence you would know that such threads like mine are often productive. People will do things just because they can. Why shouldn't I abuse the stupidity of no-life fools like yourself for my own personal gain?

Just don't forget you actually wrote that I was in misery because you wouldn't gank a random mack

These guys are clowns. Who would realistically hire these kids for anything? yea, nobody.

So Denzel Washington equals the metaphysical concept of Brahm for you guys?

Just doing more harmless and innocent market research to further a newbies' understanding of the game, now that Kelduum isn't around to beat the **** out of me for inquiring into the darker arts :

Question(s) -
How does a mercenary/griefer organisations like yours split loot and payment from contracts/WTs among its members?
How does griefing become economically viable?

I'm trying to study the economic incentives of griefing. Please help out a curious and hardworking newb.

Friendly bump, for what is Definately the best Merc ad thread.
If not best C&P thread.

I am seriously considering hiring you, just to support you. I just have no idea what the hell I need mercs for.
I'll come up with something soon I hope.

culo, i aint drinkin

Let break a wish get back to their private convo...on this forum thread, 10-4?

Holey1 out

these dudes are clowns.

A+ forum trolls, D- Eve players.,

You all and Pendulum of Doom have been buddy buddy lately....

How do I get in this club?

Damn... that pod... story?

This thread seems to have lost altitude and is in imminent danger of becoming juicy ground chuck. Blame the pilot

I havent been in amarr for a while...get current yo.
MYM8 FTW BBQWTFLMFAOPWN+1

We theoretically run on a "live and let live" policy towards other mercs wherein we try and avoid becoming involved in their business without due cause. However recently some other mercs have made it apparent that they are not interested in that kind of arrangement.

Subsequently we have been implementing various corrective actions. Our current war status with Marmite is an example of one such corrective action.

At this point it should be fairly clear that poking your nose into our business is not a good course of action.

Won't fight wartargets when they are suspect and aggressed on 4-4... Some mercs.

Its cute how your mad we stopped aggro because a guardian dcd we would have fought but you pussies didnt even warp to station.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17587795

Nice dual 180mm ***

Apparently u havnt either lol if u cant fit a cane.

Dark people who are this bad don't know how to fit standard guns you don't need to try explaining it, at this level of incompetence they can't learn.

TLDR; IM MAD

Confirming: Tora hired you guys right?

I was wondering where everyone went.

Trust me.... we all saw .....

+1 to BAW for a strong showing at a POS defence they were hired for (i think). I do believe that the 12 strat cruisers and 15 dreads were a bit much though lol. Too bad they didn't give you the fight you had expected.

Good group that are able to respond to contract requests quickly.

Admire them more? Geez, I know what kind of game EVE is and I'm certainly not telling you how to play. But most Awoxxers aren't James Bond. They aren't crippling a corporation for any grand purpose (or go do it to Goonswarm!) They're doing it for that sweet isk filled kill that they got by pretending to be someone's compatriot .

On the other hand, keeping a 70 (or even 60) to 1 success ratio while engaging in PvP is an accomplishment. Getting the idiots in noob/indy corps to trust you isn't. And that is where most Awoxxing is done, corporations that have members who fly faction/officer fit mission ships - and all you have to do is pretend to be their friend and go out with them in a mission helpful like. Nope, nothing to admire there.

If I were a client, I would be happy with your war results. But if you look at the damage you done in 2 months its nothing to what we lose per year. About 2% of the total. But I will give you this. The war dec makes my guys fly smarter, which resulted in the lowest monthly losses since 2013.

For that, you'll get a fluffy Fedo !

Let's have a fight and deal with this bawaw crying/chestbeating fest.

Oh wait... you scared.

Got it.

D.



EDIT: forgot to say: Hasbeens.

Lets be honest. Saying GFD is not really flipping out. Second i think Adriel had drank 4 Mountain Dews and was calling targets like a madman and i was having a hard time keeping up with all the blinky red in the overview. Third and Adriel was getting weird there in the end making all the pew pew noises while calling targets.

Thats cocaine an coffee obvious. I would gbt faction war if he was public fleet fc .
I contacted them about a carrier held ina small pos in c1 hisec static wh I found by cross referrencing km's and they never replied dissapiont

Other people comment that we talk a lot on comms.

There's nothing unusual about having a casual conversation while you have 40 hostiles on grid with you in my opinion.