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Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2012.06.14 17:16:00 -
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Break-A-Wish Foundation is now open for public mercenary contracts.
Murderboard
Services Offered:
1) High-sec Decs and Harassment 2) Defensive Decs 3) POS Bashes 4) Suicide Ganks 5) General Griefing
Pricing:
Contract dependent
Contacts:
1) Adriel Malakai 2) Vimsy Vortis |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
66
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Posted - 2012.06.14 17:16:00 -
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~ Reserved ~ |
Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
296
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Posted - 2012.06.14 17:50:00 -
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It sounds way cooler when it's called a murderboard. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
426
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Posted - 2012.06.14 18:37:00 -
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I love these guys...
Would recommend I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
jimmyjam
Deadspace Exploration Conglomerate Clockwork Pineapple
44
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Posted - 2012.06.14 23:19:00 -
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Should call murdersex board with pics of males and or S3x. |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
11
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Posted - 2012.06.15 05:05:00 -
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mmmm |
Brorr Liason
Scordite Excavating Xenaphobe Pendulum of Doom
1
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:18:00 -
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Don't hire these guys!
Unless you want your targets severely embarrased, angry, utterly and relentlessly destroyed, epically bullied, and oddly enough, slightly aroused. |
Frank Doberman
Amarrian Retribution Amarr 7th Fleet
0
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Posted - 2012.06.15 15:14:00 -
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Eh?
Aren't those breasts? or do you have a sideline in smuggling half-coconuts?
wait...... is there a Ladyboy combat wing?
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Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
69
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Posted - 2012.06.15 15:36:00 -
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Frank Doberman wrote:Eh? Aren't those breasts? or do you have a sideline in smuggling half-coconuts? wait...... is there a Ladyboy combat wing?
Unfortunately not, but Tysinger leads our Furry Party Catering Committee, which is one our most successful offerings, and more than makes up for our lack of a dedicated Ladboy combat wing. |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
11
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Posted - 2012.06.15 19:33:00 -
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I am open to a ladyboy wing, but they all have to be originally from Thailand and like Raccoon's. |
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Bfoster
Insanely Twisted D3vil's Childr3n
2
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Posted - 2012.06.16 01:08:00 -
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Confirming the awesomeness of these men.. My first male on male experience in eve was with Tysinger.. Since then I haven't looked back! |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
669
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Posted - 2012.06.16 14:20:00 -
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If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something. |
Skadi vonNiflheim
East Citadel Trading Company
8
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Posted - 2012.06.17 05:25:00 -
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Adriel Malakai wrote: all-male erotic roleplay
someone just got them self a contract |
Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
121
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Posted - 2012.06.17 07:47:00 -
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Tysinger wrote:I am open to a ladyboy
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MaCoola
RSK. Curbstomp..
14
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Posted - 2012.06.17 17:11:00 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something.
lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
670
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Posted - 2012.06.17 17:36:00 -
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MaCoola wrote:Vimsy Vortis wrote:If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something. lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that. I don't know who you are but I think you've got the wrong number. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
76
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Posted - 2012.06.18 01:42:00 -
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MaCoola wrote:Vimsy Vortis wrote:If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something. lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that.
The funny part about this, is if you look through the campaigns, you'll find that we *very* rarely outnumber our opponents at all, let alone 3:1. |
Celeste Benal
University of Caille Gallente Federation
24
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Posted - 2012.06.18 09:07:00 -
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I would hire these guys just based on their name.
Also, confirming that I would love some man-on-man action. Followed by a threesome. But at least one of you has to be Minmatar. |
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
0
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Posted - 2012.06.18 22:38:00 -
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I would be Minmatar for you Baby :) |
Celeste Benal
University of Caille Gallente Federation
25
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Posted - 2012.06.19 03:26:00 -
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I thought Freddie Mercury was dead. |
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Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2012.06.19 06:02:00 -
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Hells no, I am just in hiding, waiting to pounce. |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
47
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Posted - 2012.06.19 06:17:00 -
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Back when I was still a virgin....no wait...that was another story...
Just for the awsome name I recommend to hire these gentlemen. |
Cetaphil Thrace
The Royal Dynasty Stealth Wear Inc.
8
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Posted - 2012.06.19 20:46:00 -
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Um, are you guys a gay corp or something? Not that thers anything wrong with that, just asking. It sounded like maybe a good corp for minute.
Not that there is anything wrong with that either eeks. |
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2012.06.20 03:54:00 -
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Cetaphil Thrace wrote:Um, are you guys a gay corp or something? Not that thers anything wrong with that, just asking. It sounded like maybe a good corp for minute.
Not that there is anything wrong with that either eeks.
Why would you think we are gay?
Is it because I have an accent?? |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
703
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Posted - 2012.07.02 05:00:00 -
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Our glorious leader is currently away. So instead of contacting Adriel you're going to want to get ahold of me instead.
That or send lots and lots of repetitive mails to Adriel, if you send enough I'm sure she'll get them! |
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2012.07.02 05:25:00 -
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Leader???
BAW |
Arcturus Archangel
Sons of Michael
134
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Posted - 2012.07.02 05:44:00 -
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I'm a mediator for the Break a wish foundation. Mail me with all your inquires and business if you wish to get anything done. [Insert witty quote here] |
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2012.07.02 05:48:00 -
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Arcturus..
I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you. |
Arcturus Archangel
Sons of Michael
134
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Posted - 2012.07.02 05:53:00 -
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Tug McLub wrote:Arcturus..
I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you.
I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours. [Insert witty quote here] |
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2012.07.02 06:05:00 -
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Arcturus Archangel wrote:Tug McLub wrote:Arcturus..
I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you. I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours.
I only have 37k isk left...can I borrow 200m? And thanks for noticing my soft cheeks :) |
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