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Arcturus Archangel
Sons of Michael
137
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Posted - 2012.07.02 06:08:00 -
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Tug McLub wrote:Arcturus Archangel wrote:Tug McLub wrote:Arcturus..
I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you. I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours. I only have 37k isk left...can I borrow 200m? And thanks for noticing my soft cheeks :)
Unfortunely my dear Tub McSrub, we cannot provide the service you seek. You will have to take you and your unforgiving rash else where. Perhaps your mother will take care of it. After all, what are mothers for?
Perhaps she can pince those cheeks while shes at it. [Insert witty quote here] |
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2012.07.02 06:11:00 -
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Arcturus Archangel wrote:Tug McLub wrote:Arcturus Archangel wrote:Tug McLub wrote:Arcturus..
I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you. I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours. I only have 37k isk left...can I borrow 200m? And thanks for noticing my soft cheeks :) Unfortunely my dear Tub McSrub, we cannot provide the service you seek. You will have to take you and your unforgiving rash else where. Perhaps your mother will take care of it. After all, what are mothers for? Perhaps she can pince those cheeks while shes at it.
Ah, good Idea!!
Its almost feeding time anyway. |
Arcturus Archangel
Sons of Michael
137
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Posted - 2012.07.02 06:14:00 -
[33] - Quote
Tug McLub wrote:Arcturus Archangel wrote:Tug McLub wrote:Arcturus Archangel wrote:Tug McLub wrote:Arcturus..
I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you. I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours. I only have 37k isk left...can I borrow 200m? And thanks for noticing my soft cheeks :) Unfortunely my dear Tub McSrub, we cannot provide the service you seek. You will have to take you and your unforgiving rash else where. Perhaps your mother will take care of it. After all, what are mothers for? Perhaps she can pince those cheeks while shes at it. Ah, good Idea!! Its almost feeding time anyway.
Fantastic, I'll let Adriel know.
[Insert witty quote here] |
Tusen Takk
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.07.02 15:26:00 -
[34] - Quote
posting in a BAWF thread, free bumpz, sup tysinger hvordan er du? etc etc
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
704
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Posted - 2012.07.02 15:30:00 -
[35] - Quote
As you can see we're serious people who you can absolutely trust to actually get something done. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
78
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Posted - 2012.07.16 03:03:00 -
[36] - Quote
Still taking contracts to do terrible things for no good reason. |
Arcturus Archangel
Archbreed
342
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Posted - 2012.07.16 05:57:00 -
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Adriel Malakai wrote:Still taking contracts to do terrible things for no good reason.
You may do terrible things to me anytime you wish sweetheart. [Insert witty quote here] |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
736
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Posted - 2012.07.16 06:08:00 -
[38] - Quote
Someone tried to contract me to do a thing and I was all set to accept his contract but then I forgot what his name was. If you're that guy you should get in touch with Adriel. |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
13
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Posted - 2012.07.16 17:59:00 -
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Whatever you do, don't contact me unless you're looking for Cyber...that's all I'm good at.
P.S. No Dragons. |
Gimboid
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.07.16 18:09:00 -
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How much for a straight-out suicide gank on a group of Empire macro miners? 8 Mackenaws and an Orca? |
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Tusen Takk
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
33
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Posted - 2012.07.16 22:15:00 -
[41] - Quote
You could just report them to CCP since they actually give two craps about that now. Instead of, you know, spending a billion isk or whatever to have someone do something that you can do yourself and still not get the account banned. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
79
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Posted - 2012.07.19 20:42:00 -
[42] - Quote
Still whoring ourselves out to cause harm to others - the more innocent, the better. |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
355
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Posted - 2012.07.20 01:00:00 -
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Quote:We welcome members of any species Got any monkeys?
Post with your monkey. |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
15
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Posted - 2012.07.20 06:44:00 -
[44] - Quote
I occasionally put on my monkey suit for the right person. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
79
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Posted - 2012.08.04 17:30:00 -
[45] - Quote
Have someone you want space-molested by crazy furry RPers with a pink and purple murderboard? Then shoot me a mail with the details so the male-on-male sexual harassment can begin! (In game, of course) |
Elias Greyhand
Potentially Irresponsible
7
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Posted - 2012.08.04 18:30:00 -
[46] - Quote
I have absolutely no reason to but this thread has somehow enticed me in to hiring you people.. |
Taraxon Taranogas
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2012.08.04 18:43:00 -
[47] - Quote
"Hiring" anyone in Eve is a scam. They just take your money and never actually do anything. CCP needs to have an escrow system this would keep them honest.
That being said, send me 1 billion ISK and I will get the job done for you. |
Elias Greyhand
Potentially Irresponsible
7
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Posted - 2012.08.04 19:14:00 -
[48] - Quote
Taraxon Taranogas wrote:That being said, send me 1 billion ISK and I will get the job done for you.
See, if you just asked nicely I could have given you 1 billion.. |
Faekurias
Sons Of 0din Dark Therapy
3
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Posted - 2012.08.04 21:02:00 -
[49] - Quote
Elias Greyhand wrote:Taraxon Taranogas wrote:That being said, send me 1 billion ISK and I will get the job done for you. See, if you just asked nicely I could have given you 1 billion..
can I have 1b please? <3 |
Elias Greyhand
Potentially Irresponsible
7
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Posted - 2012.08.04 21:27:00 -
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Faekurias wrote:Elias Greyhand wrote:Taraxon Taranogas wrote:That being said, send me 1 billion ISK and I will get the job done for you. See, if you just asked nicely I could have given you 1 billion.. can I have 1b please? <3
You get bonus points for the "<3", but Taraxon ruined it for all of you and is the reason we can't have nice things |
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Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
15
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Posted - 2012.08.05 02:54:00 -
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Ima tie you all up in the back of my van and have soft furry man luv with you... and yes, I have extra tails. |
Sorany
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2012.08.06 07:55:00 -
[52] - Quote
oh jesus.
please don't shoot my merlins! |
J3rz11
Hard Knocks Inc.
2
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Posted - 2012.08.06 13:36:00 -
[53] - Quote
Tysinger wrote:Ima tie you all up in the back of my van and have soft furry man luv with you... and yes, I have extra tails.
welcome to the war!
i've gotta introduce you to kilikas, you two are gonna get along great! |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
15
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Posted - 2012.08.06 23:53:00 -
[54] - Quote
OMG I luv new Friends!!! |
Kilikas Avoridian
Hard Knocks Inc.
5
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Posted - 2012.08.07 02:39:00 -
[55] - Quote
Hello Tysinger. I like to party. Pretty hard in fact. Once I got an account banned for child exploitation. Would you like to party with me? |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
15
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Posted - 2012.08.07 05:38:00 -
[56] - Quote
you have to ask??
ummm YA |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
79
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Posted - 2012.09.04 22:07:00 -
[57] - Quote
Your friendly, neighborhood furry enthusiasts are still taking contracts! If you need someone sexually assaulted by a bunch of dudes dressed in a variety of disturbing animal costumes, then have we got the show for you. |
Soltwekre Shimaya
Savage Marauders
0
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Posted - 2012.09.05 00:39:00 -
[58] - Quote
Tysinger wrote:Ima tie you all up in the back of my van and have soft furry man luv with you... and yes, I have extra tails. can i lay on your pillows? |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
19
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Posted - 2012.09.05 20:44:00 -
[59] - Quote
Of coarse you can honey Bear :) |
Pollo Rico
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
64
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Posted - 2012.09.05 21:10:00 -
[60] - Quote
Pollo, he approves... murder of flimsy noobie make Pollo smile. Pollo he happy. http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves |
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