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Tysinger
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Posted - 2012.06.15 05:05:00 -
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mmmm |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2012.06.15 19:33:00 -
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I am open to a ladyboy wing, but they all have to be originally from Thailand and like Raccoon's. |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2012.07.16 17:59:00 -
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Whatever you do, don't contact me unless you're looking for Cyber...that's all I'm good at.
P.S. No Dragons. |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2012.07.20 06:44:00 -
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I occasionally put on my monkey suit for the right person. |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2012.08.05 02:54:00 -
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Ima tie you all up in the back of my van and have soft furry man luv with you... and yes, I have extra tails. |

Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2012.08.06 23:53:00 -
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OMG I luv new Friends!!! |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2012.08.07 05:38:00 -
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you have to ask??
ummm YA |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2012.09.05 20:44:00 -
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Of coarse you can honey Bear :) |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2012.09.15 01:26:00 -
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Well thank you for the kind comments, now lets get down to the dirty. |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2012.10.16 04:47:00 -
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OMG NEW FRIENDS!!!! |
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Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.02.06 04:33:00 -
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GET IN DA VAN |

Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.02.13 07:53:00 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:We beat the everliving snot out of all of our recent contracts to the point where they quit fighting after a single engagement and spent the rest of the time we were at war with them sitting quietly in station sobbing to themselves.
So probably you want to hire us if you want a few absurdly effective people to relentlessly hound someone until their corp or alliance ceases to function or their "Main FC" (I use the term loosely) quits the game because he lost a 20 man fleet to 3 guys.
I honestly don't know why you'd hire any other highsec merc alliance unless you desperately need a trade hub camping, because we're not going to help you with that.
+ I give free handys for every van ride. |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.02.26 03:58:00 -
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Tah'ris Khlador wrote:BadAssMcKill wrote:Tah'ris Khlador wrote:Figures. You would try and contract us against my alt. I thought you were Boom Boom's alt That too! I'm also Denzel Washington.
Wait..... I slept with Denzell Washington...ummmmmm |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.03.12 18:59:00 -
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Sarah Deerbourne wrote:I have a target for you guys he boxes 10 ships at last count for a combined worth of 50b who should I contact.
Contact Adriel Malakai. |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.03.14 03:46:00 -
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Frank Doberman wrote:Just popped in to ask if that dedicated transexual/gender confused/cross-dresser elite combat unit has been formed yet?
I have a erm.... friend... who might be interested. Yes, that's it.
How do you feel about Raccoons? |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.04.23 04:45:00 -
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One day the Raccoon suit will be put back on :) |

Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.06.15 23:02:00 -
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OMGOMGOMG..
Do I get to put my Raccoon suit back on???? |

Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.06.18 22:00:00 -
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Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:22 member alliance with 3 or 4 players rest alts. ROFL.
If i hire you guys can i pay you what you are truly worth in the form of 3 or 4 Ibis ships a week? Don't worry about making change though, the 4th Ibis is a tip.
Get back to me soon ok?
lololol tardboi |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.07.15 03:39:00 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:Hmm, which corner does Tysinger work on?
I want more friends! Welcome back :p
I'm on every corner, in every bush, waiting for you. |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.01 20:06:00 -
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Free ice cream party at my place!
BYOD |
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Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.03 03:50:00 -
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I'm still on your street, you just can't see me :p
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Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.08 23:27:00 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:Vimsy Vortis wrote:We theoretically run on a "live and let live" policy towards other mercs wherein we try and avoid becoming involved in their business without due cause. However recently some other mercs have made it apparent that they are not interested in that kind of arrangement.
Subsequently we have been implementing various corrective actions. Our current war status with Marmite is an example of one such corrective action.
At this point it should be fairly clear that poking your nose into our business is not a good course of action. This message was so well put together..... honestly it was hard to comprehend. You spoke like a true lawyer. My lesson of day: Don't mail Break A Wish unless you are giving them money or they blue you first. 3rd person point of view: This was a pretty solid threat/statement.
I do give free rides. |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.14 02:04:00 -
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oooh we have new friends YAY!! Though I think they might need new helmets.... lolol tards |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.14 06:01:00 -
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night watchmen wrote:I call for back up from like 8 people to when I get raped from leet forum trolls.
lolol tardboi |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.14 06:58:00 -
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Why Hello Vegas :) |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.14 07:07:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Tysinger wrote:Why Hello Vegas :) I heard you wanted a 96 page thread, so heeeeeeeeers JOHNNY!
lol tyvm :) |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.21 19:07:00 -
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I am here, I just like hiding in your closet :)
and RL work has got me running all over the states, but I still have time for fun.. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.21 19:22:00 -
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I'm not falling for that again!!!
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Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.08.26 22:42:00 -
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I have 76 likes!!! This is my magic number, don't you F it up!!!!
I'm a STAR!! |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.09.13 02:36:00 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:The important part is that Adriel's Ogre Is showed up on the killmail.
HAHA, Adriel is such a scab!! Ogre I's lolol. |
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Tysinger
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Posted - 2013.10.23 18:38:00 -
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I will return with a brand new Van, fully carpeted floor to ceiling. Rug burns turn me on.....ohhhh ahhhhh. |

Tysinger
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Posted - 2014.03.23 03:43:00 -
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OMGS!! My van ran out of gas on the turnpike after I dumped the bodies.... Had to call AAA, Will have a new van very soon, just getting the new ice cream decals sorted out. |
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