Break-A-Wish Foundation is an all-male erotic roleplay alliance

Eh?

Aren't those breasts? or do you have a sideline in smuggling half-coconuts?

wait...... is there a Ladyboy combat wing?

all-male erotic roleplay

I am open to a ladyboy

If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something.

lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that.

lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that.

Um, are you guys a gay corp or something? Not that thers anything wrong with that, just asking.
It sounded like maybe a good corp for minute.

Not that there is anything wrong with that either eeks.

Arcturus..

I have this real bad rash and I do not know what to do and Vimsy will not help me at all with my problem, so I am turning to you.

I will require a 100m isk induction fee for the task and a additional 100m once your tears stop falling from that soft frail cheek of yours.

I only have 37k isk left...can I borrow 200m? And thanks for noticing my soft cheeks :)

Unfortunely my dear Tub McSrub, we cannot provide the service you seek. You will have to take you and your unforgiving rash else where. Perhaps your mother will take care of it. After all, what are mothers for?

Perhaps she can pince those cheeks while shes at it.

Ah, good Idea!!

Its almost feeding time anyway.

Still taking contracts to do terrible things for no good reason.

We welcome members of any species

That being said, send me 1 billion ISK and I will get the job done for you.

See, if you just asked nicely I could have given you 1 billion..

can I have 1b please? <3

Ima tie you all up in the back of my van and have soft furry man luv with you...
and yes, I have extra tails.

Ima tie you all up in the back of my van and have soft furry man luv with you...
and yes, I have extra tails.

Pollo, he approves... murder of flimsy noobie make Pollo smile. Pollo he happy.

"Hiring" anyone in Eve is a scam. They just take your money and never actually do anything. CCP needs to have an escrow system this would keep them honest.

I will show you some love sweetheart...

It sounds way cooler when it's called a mudderbeard.

I'd like a word with whoever your FC is, by the way.

I don't think you understand dude, HIS ALT IS IN THE GODDAMNED RvB

I thought Freddie Mercury was dead.

I'll teach you how to install stripper poles into your cargo-hold. All you need is a screwdriver and some Cinnamon flavored lube...

The point is that we have the SP to put a serious dent into any war-target without destroying killboards. And that's what matters...

Anyone can buy a high SP character. Knowing how to use it while being a space-douche is the important part. But yes, not destroying KBs with T2 fit vindicators is important too.

EDIT: Typo fixed.

I've had this toon since it's birth. Nobody bought it. I was in Eve when BoB fell, and CVA was actually getting somewhere.

And you'll notice that that Vindicator wasn't flown by me, it didn't happen while I was online, it was gangbanged, and neutral remote reppers interfered in that fight. It was a canflipping trap.

We also lost a T3 cruiser during a war once because the pilots wife decided to unplug his router and pick a fight with him over his online gaming addiction right at that moment. That was a horrible thing to watch...

I can't control unfortunate circumstances. Your corp is no different. I'm sure I could pick your KB apart and find a blunder or two. But it doesn't change the fact that you're still positive in kills... like my corp... does it?

I found your thread. I'm gonna make a blanket with it. Xxox

Only if it's a patchwork quilt made with feelings and stuff. I need more Awesome cool in my life.

Well thank you for the kind comments, now lets get down to the dirty.

7) A special interactive EVE rendition of West Side Story, starring all of your favorite Break-A-Wish Members!

Nice awoxing. I guess you guys are really trustworthy.

I was actually considering hiring you up for a contract but seriously. If I let the outrageous prices go and see what you're doing you might aswell not honor a contract and backstab me for more isk.


Try to fix your reputation, if that's even possible.

You'll notice a couple of things in the first post of this thread.

1) We are complete douchebags to other people, and advertise this as our strongest asset. In fact, nearly every bump in this thread directly promotes how we wreck other people's game every day.

2) One of our listed and oft used services is awoxing. That's right, we get hired to infiltrate corps and take out specific people. The killing of that Bhaal just shows that we're pretty damn good at killing retards with too much money.

Now, I realize that you're upset over your 10b in losses in that terrible Bhaalgorn + pod, but crying in our thread, particularly with an NPC alt, is hilarious and confirms what we've been trying to advertise - that we are complete assholes who are very good at blowing space-pixels up and crushing the hopes and dreams of other people. Breaking their wishes, if you will.

So please, continue trying to tarnish our reputation as terrible, terrible people who will do unspeakable things to other people for money, by discussing the horrible things we did to you.

1) You're right with the exception of 1 thing. Being a douchebag is not an asset. Maybe in some 10th world country.

2) I know and talk with 1 of your guys and I also heard the other side of the story. I found out on my own that there was no way you could plan this except from the moment the beforementioned bhaal pilot contacted you, which is already too late for a contract. Which means your services are a load of bullshit. Mildly said.

3) This of course IS a npc alt because I do not want my PvE corp to get it's activities limited because of a war dec from you guys. That would mean I would actually have to hire REAL MERCS to deal with you people. Yes, I earnestly believe you'd DEC my corp because of your hurt pride, if you have any left.

Thank you vmuch for your attention. I'm out.

1) You're right with the exception of 1 thing. Being a douchebag is not an asset. Maybe in some 10th world country.

Nice awoxing.

Nice awoxing. I guess you guys are really trustworthy.

I was actually considering hiring you up for a contract but seriously. If I let the outrageous prices go and see what you're doing you might aswell not honor a contract and backstab me for more isk.


Try to fix your reputation, if that's even possible.

We beat the everliving snot out of all of our recent contracts to the point where they quit fighting after a single engagement and spent the rest of the time we were at war with them sitting quietly in station sobbing to themselves.

So probably you want to hire us if you want a few absurdly effective people to relentlessly hound someone until their corp or alliance ceases to function or their "Main FC" (I use the term loosely) quits the game because he lost a 20 man fleet to 3 guys.

I honestly don't know why you'd hire any other highsec merc alliance unless you desperately need a trade hub camping, because we're not going to help you with that.

Contact one of us today to send your special someone one of our unique Valentine's Day E-Cards!

These guys are just losers who have nothing better to do. Just an unorganized rabble that would no doubt fail to accomplish even the most basic tasks, but would expect to be paid all the same.

Says the dude who's butt-mad because no one will suicide gank a freighter for him for free. Grow up and learn to deal with your own problems, or at the very least, make enough money to pay others to deal with them for you. Don't wallow in your own misery because no one will do your dirty work as a favor.

Hey, I'm just pointing out the truth regardless of the fact that you made a dim-witted comment about my report. Nobody is in "misery" because of a random AFK miner, you moron.

If you had somewhere near normal intelligence you would know that such threads like mine are often productive. People will do things just because they can. Why shouldn't I abuse the stupidity of no-life fools like yourself for my own personal gain?

I forgot, we're just the drooling sociopathic neck-beards who cannot control ourselves and must hurt other people because we can, and you're just here to enlighten us with a target for our destruction.

Go back to your mining - no one here is willing to put up with your bullshit for free.

Just don't forget you actually wrote that I was in misery because you wouldn't gank a random mack

These guys are clowns. Who would realistically hire these kids for anything? yea, nobody.

Please keep posting to my thread - I'm really enjoying the free bumps from the downy who thinks this subforum is filled with people offering free hitman services.

You're a dude shitting up two threads because you want people to gank a freighter and a mackinaw for you, for free, and they won't. Yet somehow, I'm the idiot. Right...

informing you that's not how C&P works.

Figures. You would try and contract us against my alt.

I thought you were Boom Boom's alt

Ah, I have found some one who I consider worthy enough to pay for their fun.

Amber Thetawaves
I am curious to hear your rates.

That too! I'm also Denzel Washington.

So Denzel Washington equals the metaphysical concept of Brahm for you guys?

Just doing more harmless and innocent market research to further a newbies' understanding of the game, now that Kelduum isn't around to beat the **** out of me for inquiring into the darker arts :

Question(s) -
How does a mercenary/griefer organisations like yours split loot and payment from contracts/WTs among its members?
How does griefing become economically viable?

I'm trying to study the economic incentives of griefing. Please help out a curious and hardworking newb.

Shoot me a mail or convo me in game for details.

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I have a target for you guys he boxes 10 ships at last count for a combined worth of 50b who should I contact.

Just popped in to ask if that dedicated transexual/gender confused/cross-dresser elite combat unit has been formed yet?

I have a erm.... friend... who might be interested. Yes, that's it.

We also are willing to negotiate alternative payment options for clients who can't pay up front under special circumstances..

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=217462&find=unread

Welcome to join the fun!

We're mercenaries, reliable ones, not small time bounty hunters.

I think our total lack of professionalism in this thread might give people the impression that we're just a bunch of weirdos. While we are pretty strange we are actually very effective at killing all kinds of junk, be it entire mining ops in dead end systems with a scout posted one out, dickstar POS towers or other merc alliances.

Recently we made both Failed Diplomacy and Whores In Space look really dumb when they became involved in wars with us of their own free will then we killed a bunch of their stuff.

So yes, pay us your money and will we make the object of your hatred explode to the best of our ability, and our abilities are about as extensive as they get for highsec mercs.

Friendly bump, for what is Definately the best Merc ad thread.
If not best C&P thread.

I am seriously considering hiring you, just to support you. I just have no idea what the hell I need mercs for.
I'll come up with something soon I hope.

An entertaining use of spare money would be to hire 3 merc corps.

Hire merc A against merc B
Hire merc B against merc C
Hire merc C against merc A

Recently we have learned that faction warfare people are awful at highsec and their response to highsec PVP is either to fit up some terrible shield thing and instantly explode as soon as you lock them or do anything you can possibly imagine to try and avoid anyone shooting at them in what they percieve to be a "non-PVP zone" like fitting enormous numbers of stabs or flying 15 jumps into a camped lowsec gate and dying rather than fighting their highsec hostiles who were right next door.

So we're definitely willing to accept contracts against FW people. It's astonishing how funny those dudes are.

An entertaining use of spare money would be to hire 3 merc corps.

Hire merc A against merc B
Hire merc B against merc C
Hire merc C against merc A

Would be interested to know which FW people you have seen do this.

That seems unlikely. Unwillingness to engage targets in highsec is a pretty uniform trait among people that primarily play in pretty much any kind of space bar wormholes.

Anyway, it's unlikely that we'll be putting it to the test any time soon. We're currently based out of Nourvukaiken and the locals are of a distinctly caldari nature.

I have received notification from a TEST Pos Fueler that if I do not pay 100m on behalf of a client, I will receive hostilities against me and my corp. HALP.

Empty threats are empty.

I await judgement.

Was it ColonelSplendido? If so I received the same mail. I am in fear for my safety! What should I do?????

I'm frankly surprised that bored people with too much disposable isk don't hire highsec mercs to screw with eachother/random people for entertainment.

It's standard practice when someone contacts you with a contract you don't really want to do to give a really outlandish quote assuming that the potential client will be deterred by it, the "Aww crap" moment comes when they agree to pay the outlandish fee and now you have to do some terrible crap.

Another good idea would be to set up a really horrifying deathstar POS in highsec,hire one really large, reputable merc alliance to take it down, hire another, less effective group to defend it, a third group to shoot at the defenders and then man the guns yourself.

The war reports alone would be extremely funny, plus highsec mercs hate fighting eachother because it sucks for a variety of reasons but will often still do it to maintain their reputations so yo know you're causing a bunch of people a major pain in the ass.

When people post "I have loads of money what should I do?" threads I'm always either aghast that they couldn't think of anything, or convinced they must not be nearly rich enough to finance that kind of entertaining bizz.

It was! This should keep us safe.

Posting, just so you dont only have to talk to your corpies in here ....

In case someone is in a bad mood, this will cheer you up :

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19185721

Posting, just so you dont only have to talk to your corpies in here ....

In case someone is in a bad mood, this will cheer you up :

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19185721

Posting, just so you dont only have to talk to your corpies in here ....

In case someone is in a bad mood, this will cheer you up :

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19185721

Are you guys still relevant? I think u should all put on pink bunny costumes tbh, forget the raccoon suits. And yeah, you guys can talk in-game too you know. Seems like break a wish likes to have conversations on the forums with their own members. Denzel i find amusing, the rest of you are trying too hard.

Troll ya later bunnies

Winner dont do drugs....without me.

culo, i aint drinkin

Let break a wish get back to their private convo...on this forum thread, 10-4?

Holey1 out

Also Tora, since you have an affinity for pointing out campaign data, here's the rest of it in regards to the loss you referred to.

Culo : Go relocate your pos..... then at least you re doing something smart.

Cant we all just have a big friendly merc hug guys?

The hostilities in this thread are making me cry.

these dudes are clowns.

A+ forum trolls, D- Eve players.,

these dudes are clowns.

A+ forum trolls, D- Eve players.,

Yeah, I have literally the worst mining skills.

your trolling skills are bad. you have a lot to learn to catch up with your scrubby corpmates.

Yeah, I have literally the worst mining skills.

Bump for Denzel as he's kicking ass in his latest chess game!

Turns out I hate chess, but I am better than some people.

We were kind of inactive for a bit but we're back up to regular capacity now.

Incidentally we can now add The Marmite Collective to the list of mercenary alliances we've utterly trounced when they became involved in our wars. So if you want a mercenary alliance that other mercenary alliances grit their teeth when they see its name in a notification we're your dudes.

You must be high as a kite buddy, you avoided me like a plague. How many times I see u guys in local...then you run. MYM8 FTW. Now get back to talking to yourselves.....children.