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ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.06.15 09:17:00 -
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You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination
You make a mental note of who you consider to be reds, neuts and blues in your workplace
You refer to coffee and other stimulating drinks as cap boosters
You get in a traffic jam and start swearing about how time dilation is about to kick in
You hate the rapper Drake for a reason other than his music, his appearance or who he is as a person
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
Mall parking lots remind you of Jita
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST
You're always half tempted to tell a stranger that if he gives you 5 bucks you will triple it
You own a lego rifter
You wonder how many high slots are on the ship in the movie Wall-E
You accidentally say 23/7 instead of 24/7
You yell at your children "Fail fit" when they put their shoes on wrong
You align to fire exits in case of emergency
Come home from a night at the bar and see a police checkpoint and think ah crap gate camp.
While looking at the price of something in a grocery store and think I wonder what the price in another region is.
While on the interstate a car speed by you and you think ah a scout.
I always call my email, evemail even in client meetings.
You sign your work email with your EVE name
You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
When you say "Roger" to your boss instead of "ok" (Guilty)
When you tell your kids who are making too much noise that its closed coms
When you explain to your girlfriend that the quickest way to the recently booked holiday destination is to take the jump bridge
You tell your other half you can have sex ALL night because you are cap stable.
You tell your mates in a busy pub to find somewhere to stand and "anchor on Dave"
You tell your colleague that his recent securing of an important contract was full of win.
You are watching a TV programme about the years most prolific celebrities and wonder why The Mittani didnt get a mention.
When your wife refers to EVE as "that stupid game".
When setting up international meetings, you are the one everyone counts on to figure out scheduling because you know what the relative time differences between AU/NZ, west coast, east coast, UK, Germany and (western) Russia without looking it up.
When your alarm clock is set to make the "target locking" sound to wake you up fast.
When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.
You call your female partner Aura in bed and ask her to say dirty things to you like, "Warp drive, active."
And if she's not in the mood, all she has to say is, "You are unable to jump because you are warp scrambled."
*kodos to the lawn alliance for these, thought id spread the fun a bit further
Your turn... - Nulla Curas |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:13:00 -
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You sit down, turn on your computer, and you've logged in and not realised
You start to look like your toon
You call primaries instead of priorities at work
You realize you cant use repair paste on your car (they overheat worse than spaceships!!)
- Nulla Curas |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.06.15 10:58:00 -
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You look for Quafe in vending machines
You look for the cloak when going past police
You click to talk on the phone
You relate your car to an Eve ship
You ask your friends if they want to go hotdrop the local takeaway
If you go to a take away ever again it is known as hotdrop oGÇÖclock
When giving directions you say GÇ£align toGÇ¥ GÇ£take the next jumpGÇ¥ GÇ£warp toGÇ¥ and refer to distances in AU
You sign a cast GÇ£should of fitted a DCUGÇ¥
- Nulla Curas |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.06.18 09:34:00 -
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Alua Oresson wrote:ChromeStriker wrote: You consider Iceland to be a viable vacation destination
You have a seperate clock on your phone that is set to EVE time
You spent $250 on a Playstation 3 just so you can play DUST (Planning on it)
I always call my email, evemail even in client meetings.
You go o/ in the chat window to the guy who posses your computer from IT
When your wife refers to EVE as "that stupid game". (Ex Wife)
When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.
Is it bad that all of these are actually true for me?
No....
When you wish you could spin your car
You scare your boss with your knowledge of corporate espionage
You have a car crash and the first thing you think is "**** I havenGÇÖt upgraded this clone"
You own a real life monocle
All books everywhere are skill books
When a new element is found you know if should of been called Tritanium
Parking sensors -> sensor boosters LED's -> Target Painters Balloons -> Smart Bombs
Your unimpressed by the size of a real battleships guns
You scare WoW players
Scuba diving brings to mind spaceships?
In history class you answer "spaceships" to the question "what did the Vikings give to the modern world?"
You laugh at your friends when they get it in there heads to try this new "trolling" and then troll them so hard they only realize a week later. - Nulla Curas |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.08.20 13:22:00 -
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Damn who necro'd this thread lol? Anywho...
When your Ringtone is the "target locked" alert,
You know at which jump distance you have enough time to run to the fridge,
Instead (aswellas) pictures of Justin Bieber, spice girls, and cats on your wall, you have maps and maps of maps for all the regions of eve, market details, material need spread sheets, and ship comparisons...
You have the phone numbers of peeps in your corp/alliance and have a "bat phone" on skype,
When you pick your wife up from work early, say an op is going down, and she RUNs to the car,
The fastest thing you do in a day is cycle primaries,
When playing drinking games, no matter how drunk you are or how complicated the rules, you laugh at you friends getting confused - Nulla Curas |
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