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Utada Hikki
EMI Talent Agency
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.19 09:19:00 -
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Edited by: Utada Hikki on 19/11/2009 09:27:46
EMI Talent Agency, on behalf of HYDRA RELOADED, is very pleased to announce victory over the pirate s****organization united.
We make patrolling of region Sinq Laison start on 0800 eve time.
During we encounter local warlord Jared D'Uroth grieved by local pirate scums united.
We gather gallante strike force of fierce drone carriers Dominix and Imicus to rid the infested system of Rancer of pirate scums.
OPERATION CLEANING, it was called.
Near death, Jared informed that there be dancer in Rancer and adviced to take alternative route.
We know danger but sad of death of warlord Jared.
He proud of our resolve n told us a dirty sekret about united.... a sekret sooo sekret that even the sekret kool klub doesnt know....
there be an onyx in Rancer.
or so we were told.
he said, this onyx is the piller of united pirate force, without it, they can no longer fight innocent travellers passing trough the region.
We took last words of brave Jared and ventured into Rancer. Upon jumping in, the pirate scums fled like pigdogs with tail on fire.
We opened scanner in search for the piller onyx....
and so it was found on a spot of safety 1000km off the gate.
Brave scout Keria Matsuma landed on the lone onyx and opened drones to fire.
so it was the lone onyx, knew that its end has been marked, sat idly in the depths of space, quietly waiting its death without opening fire.
or prehaps he know he was enchanted by forces of evil, disallowing our scout to break his unholy shield and survive indefinately.
Keria knew something was not right, and called for backup.
soon the messengers began running around the HYDRA HIGH COMMAND intercom system, and a CALL TO ARMS order was issued through the allice.
brave warrior Bai ZongTong attempted to undock from Jita, only to encounter hostile forces of privateers and was sacrificed in actions six jumps away.
but those who made the call channeled holy energy together into Keria's drones. allowing him to finally break the wicked shield of the pillar onyx.
BUT IT WASNT ENOUGH STILL.
the shields just grow HARDER and LARGER, as Keria's drones fired relentlessly.
but perhaps it was fate....
that great Mickey Simon emerged from the shadows,
"gentlemen, i see you are in need of help to break the forces of evil."
Keria noded.
Mickey decloaked his mighty Taranis of swift, and as he opened fire, the pillar of united incenerated into ashes which quickly dissolved into the depths of space.
The rest of united?
They fled in fear. Docked in stations owned by the very people they once harassed.
Today united is trapped in Racer like a pigdog without its head, lost in space for direction and meaning in life. HYDRA RELOADED has done what is necessary to cripple such pirate force that has been long feared. it is now up to the rest of the capsellers to finish the remanents off.
the pirate infestation is no more.
but we should all remember the resolut and bravery of Bai ZongTong, who sacrificed his ibis of war and pod in this operation, and Jared for spilling the sekrecy.
Utada Hikki
CEO of EMI Talent Agency
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ElCholo
Minmatar
Blackwater USA Inc.
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.11.19 09:49:00 -
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I laughed.
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ANGRY23
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.11.19 10:33:00 -
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EH? Have you been smoking illegal substances?
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Keria Matsuma
EMI Talent Agency
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.19 10:35:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: ANGRY23
EH? Have you been smoking illegal substances?
u angry?
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And from then on, whenever there's a bunch of animals in one place, it's called a Tzu!
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The AEther
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2009.11.19 10:36:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Utada Hikki
He proud of our resolve n told us a dirty sekret about united.... a sekret sooo sekret that even the sekret kool klub doesnt know ... there be an onyx in Rancer.
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Helena Andresen
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.11.19 10:42:00 -
[6]
A most stunning tale of bravery and honour.
You must excuse me, it has made me quite flustered.
/fans self
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.11.19 10:44:00 -
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Such reports of bravery are to be applauded and not questioned like the disrespectful villan before me.
Let us have five minutes silence for those brave capsellers...
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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Muadd Dibb
Caldari
Calimae Logistics Foundation
Manifest Destiny.
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Posted - 2009.11.19 11:33:00 -
[8]
erm "bravo"
maybe
nvm
erm bump
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Roastedpot
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.11.19 12:04:00 -
[9]
lol..
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Maya Silverman
Universal Mayhem
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Posted - 2009.11.19 12:54:00 -
[10]
I came.
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.19 12:58:00 -
[11]
Note to self: Set alliance chat to blink again.
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Hoodat Bee
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Posted - 2009.11.19 12:58:00 -
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I have growed LARGER and HARDER thanks 2 this tale of epic hero!
HYDRA HAS PROVAILED!
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Jack Norris
Crimson Empire.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2009.11.19 13:21:00 -
[13]
Edited by: Jack Norris on 19/11/2009 13:23:29
COOL STORY BRO
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.11.19 13:55:00 -
[14]
This made me man-wee.
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Kalnov
Gallente
Broski Enterprises
No Fun Allowed
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Posted - 2009.11.19 14:05:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Utada Hikki
Edited by: Utada Hikki on 19/11/2009 09:27:46
brave warrior Bai ZongTong attempted to undock from Jita, only to encounter hostile forces of privateers and was sacrificed in actions six jumps away.
pOOR VALIENT SOLDER
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Boss Lemming
Gallente
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION.
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.19 14:08:00 -
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hydyra provil! w/ pyrat scumbags
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Alhambra Trellane
Harbingers of Chaos Inc.
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Posted - 2009.11.19 14:30:00 -
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Quote:
Mickey decloaked his mighty Taranis of swift
What is this I don't even...
+1 for hilarity.
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Scaldo Pwncakes
Gallente
The Hull Miners Union
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.11.19 15:07:00 -
[18]
*applause*
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jimmyjam
Gallente
Sinner Among Saints
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.11.19 15:16:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Keria Matsuma
Edited by: Keria Matsuma on 19/11/2009 10:45:12
Originally by: ANGRY23
EH? Have you been smoking illegal substances?
u angry?
actualy i would like to aplaud ANGRY23 for reminding us of the true spiret of the game EVE ONLINE
ANGRY23 > no i didnt lose anything, this is a fake internet spaceship game its fun whether you win or lost cause it aint real
You dont have any weed do you.Dont be angry
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DDemon
The Order of Chivalry
Nex Eternus
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Posted - 2009.11.19 15:43:00 -
[20]
Quality :D
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The Crushah
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.11.19 17:27:00 -
[21]
This is like that dance fight in West Side Story.
I demand song and dance!
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Don Pellegrino
Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.11.19 17:46:00 -
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HYRDA EPIC VICTORY IT IS.
/BOW
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Morel Nova
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.11.19 18:04:00 -
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It warms my heart to know that there are still some warriors, fierce and defiant, who will stand up for JUSTICE and ORDER!
Reward small gang/solo pvp!
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FOEHAMMER006
Hydro Chronic
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.11.19 18:54:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Keria Matsuma
Edited by: Keria Matsuma on 19/11/2009 10:45:12
Originally by: ANGRY23
EH? Have you been smoking illegal substances?
u angry?
actualy i would like to aplaud ANGRY23 for reminding us of the true spiret of the game EVE ONLINE
ANGRY23 > no i didnt lose anything, this is a fake internet spaceship game its fun whether you win or lost cause it aint real
Reading anything you type makes me want to destroy babies. 
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Keria Matsuma
EMI Talent Agency
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.19 22:36:00 -
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sacrifiec of jared was not in vain.we have distroy pigdog piller in honor of him. No longer will Racer be feared!
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And from then on, whenever there's a bunch of animals in one place, it's called a Tzu!
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Jimmy Kudo
Comply Or Die
Retribution.
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Posted - 2009.11.19 22:46:00 -
[26]
Originally by: ANGRY23
EH? Have you been smoking illegal substances?
I know I am
___________________
HAWAIIAN PRIDE |
Fat Buddah
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Posted - 2009.11.20 03:48:00 -
[27]
So United is out of the picture then?
Rancer vs Decon vs Egglehende
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Taurin Letonil
Amarr
PURE.
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.20 04:25:00 -
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Glory to the allice
HYDRA WILL PROVIL
we are recruiting |
Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari
The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2009.11.20 07:12:00 -
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WTF IS PROTUS?!
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CanIHave YourStuff
Minmatar
Amamake Money Off You Dummy IRL .ingame.
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Posted - 2009.11.20 07:24:00 -
[30]
Mickey Simon : Damage done 750 : WTF PK STEELER
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.11.20 08:11:00 -
[31]
Wall of potential memes hits ship doing..... a lot of f**king damage.
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Varg Tepes
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.11.20 09:57:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Jimmy Kudo
Originally by: ANGRY23
EH? Have you been smoking illegal substances?
I know I am
Count me in too.. *giggles* 
Guess i smoked to much too since i actually found this thread amusing
Now... where's my candy... i got the munchies.... 
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Shade Millith
International House of PWNCakes
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Posted - 2009.11.20 11:30:00 -
[33]
Killing a AFK lone HIC.
In epic story telling style.
With all the grace, spelling and grammar of Hydra Alliance
Threads do NOT come any better than this
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Project Cyborg
Dark Star Cartel
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Posted - 2009.11.20 17:36:00 -
[34]
Epic story bro
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Benedict Carol
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Posted - 2009.11.20 18:21:00 -
[35]
WTF IS PROTUS? |
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.11.20 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Benedict Carol
WTF IS PROTUS?
What is would have died much quicker and much less epically for $200 Alex?
And Page 2 snipe.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Shmeria
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Posted - 2009.11.20 19:35:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Utada Hikki
the shields just grow HARDER and LARGER,
Is it bad I'm feeling mildly aroused? |
Iva Soreass
the united
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Posted - 2009.11.21 00:17:00 -
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I for one welcome our new overlords HYDRA RELOADED.
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Ignitious Hellfury
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.11.21 00:32:00 -
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Thanks to the hevans for the swift delivery from thine heathens!!
Hydra I bow and pay fealty to theeeee!
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.11.21 00:40:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Benedict Carol
WTF IS PROTUS?
HYDRA WILL PROVAIL!
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Noir Hellscream
Gallente
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2009.11.21 11:34:00 -
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Lovely little story but i am saddened to not hear of the involvement of the nefarious Criminal Mr.Hellscream!!!!!!
Pull over to the top astroid belt and step out of the pod and this will go alot easier for you |
Steve Celeste
Caldari
Overdogs
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Posted - 2009.11.21 13:03:00 -
[42]
Cool
story
bro
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.21 14:58:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Steve Celeste
Cool
story
bro
please don't clog up the forums with this nonsense.
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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Roastedpot
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.11.21 15:50:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Steve Celeste
Cool
story
bro
please don't clog up the forums with this nonsense.
agreed
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Airtight Alibi
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Posted - 2009.11.21 18:31:00 -
[45]
stop being such attention *****s... honestly dudethatusedtobeknownasGarmon... shut up... get a life.
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Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
Universal Peace Operation
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Posted - 2009.11.21 22:45:00 -
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Originally by: Airtight Alibi
stop being such attention *****s... honestly dudethatusedtobeknownasGarmon... shut up... get a life.
post with your main 
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Quote:
I think the point [of t3] was that your foes would never know how you were fit, adding the element of surprise.
Like, surprise!!! I decided to go with EHP and DPS.
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Count MonteCarlo
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.21 23:15:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Airtight Alibi
stop being such attention *****s... honestly dudethatusedtobeknownasGarmon... shut up... get a life.
I didn't make this thread, but thanks for giving me some attention
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.22 10:03:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Count MonteCarlo
Originally by: Airtight Alibi
stop being such attention *****s... honestly dudethatusedtobeknownasGarmon... shut up... get a life.
I didn't make this thread, but thanks for giving me some attention
That's all we are here for. Once a church follower always a church follower..
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Agile Nakajima
Minmatar
Lollipops for Rancors
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Posted - 2009.11.22 21:04:00 -
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I liked the part with the space ships.
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Thingymawotzit
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.11.22 23:30:00 -
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HYDRA DIDNT PROVAIL
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.22 23:38:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Thingymawotzit
HYDRA DIDNT PROVAIL
Nice ganking skills there 
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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Thingymawotzit
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.11.23 00:12:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Nice ganking skills there
Mmm.....HYDRA tears yum yum yum.
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Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.23 00:16:00 -
[53]
We killed a BS with 2 BS, 2 BCs and a HAC.
HAHAHAHA OWNED HYDRA DONT MESS WIT DA UNITED WE GOT DA REAL SKILLZ HERE
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Aslon Seridith
Missions Mining and Mayhem
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2009.11.23 00:34:00 -
[54]
Ehhhhh, you somehow killed wannabee pirates? So cool
Funny read, I just dont see the point to be posting about it other then needing attention
~Aslon Seridith
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.23 00:51:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Thingymawotzit
Originally by: Lady Spank
Nice ganking skills there
Mmm.....HYDRA tears yum yum yum.
Not really, just pointing out how pointless it was flexing about that kill.
Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer
I could go for some doritos now, damn you Spank
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Thingymawotzit
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.11.23 00:59:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Thingymawotzit
Originally by: Lady Spank
Nice ganking skills there
Mmm.....HYDRA tears yum yum yum.
Not really, just pointing out how pointless it was flexing about that kill.
Flexing???
Im pretty sure you guys were the ones who started the thread going ZOMG!!!! WE MANAGED TO KILL A UNITED BS!!!111! WE R TEH UBER!!11!!!
All I said in my last post was that you _didnt_ provail.
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Zenethalos
Minmatar
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.11.23 01:05:00 -
[57]
A good read to come home to :)
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Chelso
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Posted - 2009.11.23 02:35:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Thingymawotzit
Im pretty sure you guys were the ones who started the thread going ZOMG!!!! WE MANAGED TO KILL A UNITED BS!!!111! WE R TEH UBER!!11!!!
You do know how to create your own new topic? Im sure a we ganked a BS topic would be an entertaining read.
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Keria Matsuma
EMI Talent Agency
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.23 05:17:00 -
[59]
Edited by: Keria Matsuma on 23/11/2009 05:18:01
Originally by: Thingymawotzit
HYDRA DIDNT PROVAIL
I MANGGE 2 TAKE 1 WITH ME UNTIED SCUMBAG
http://kmatsu.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=5004552
however today....
i fite. i die. they bring ship of jam and may batleships.
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And from then on, whenever there's a bunch of animals in one place, it's called a Tzu!
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Jack Norris
Crimson Empire.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2009.11.23 06:03:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Steve Celeste
Cool
story
bro
QTF
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Utada Hikki
EMI Talent Agency
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.23 07:59:00 -
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the remnant pigdogs scramble as they see the blood of the pillar onyx spilled throughout rancer.
they gather their remaining forces and try to fend off the absolute justisc that is hydra reloaded.
their blobs may suceed once or twice, but when the rear adrimal's capital fleet shows up, they shall be purged into oblivion for eternality.
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TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
Extreme Prejudice.
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Posted - 2009.11.23 11:03:00 -
[62]
Don't make me laugh in my lectures
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.23 11:07:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Utada Hikki
their blobs may suceed once or twice, but when the rear adrimal's capital fleet shows up, they shall be purged into oblivion for eternality.
The skools cap pilot is reporting he is ready. I can only assume this means he has found the key to the box we keep him in, or hes stronger than we thought.
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Iva Soreass
the united
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Posted - 2009.11.23 12:54:00 -
[64]
HYDRA RELOADED are the best overlords, i for one bow to there greatness.
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Iva Soreass
the united
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Posted - 2009.11.23 13:30:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Thingymawotzit
HYDRA DIDNT PROVAIL
Nice ganking skills there
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Thingymawotzit
Originally by: Lady Spank
Nice ganking skills there
Mmm.....HYDRA tears yum yum yum.
Not really, just pointing out how pointless it was flexing about that kill.
Btw Pot Meet Kettle.
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MicroWarpdrive II
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.11.23 17:45:00 -
[66]
One baby to another says
I'm lucky to have met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
A travel through a tube
And end up in your infection
Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you
With eyes so dilated
I've become your pupil
You've taught me everything
About a poisoned apple
The water is so yellow
I'm a healthy student
Indebted and so grateful
Vacuum out the fluids
Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you
You
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Utada Hikki
EMI Talent Agency
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.24 16:13:00 -
[67]
Originally by: MicroWarpdrive II
One baby to another says
I'm lucky to have met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
A travel through a tube
And end up in your infection
Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you
With eyes so dilated
I've become your pupil
You've taught me everything
About a poisoned apple
The water is so yellow
I'm a healthy student
Indebted and so grateful
Vacuum out the fluids
Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you
You
ignorance is strength.
but it will not save you from hydra's wrath.
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