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Manivald Kostaja
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Posted - 2009.11.26 01:31:00 -
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Lonely autopiloting pod gets killed in Syndicate.
The podkiller receives a hilarious hatemail:
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Why do you keep killing innocent newbies?
You foolish griefer i am going wardec you and disband yuor corp! i am a goon spy and i am trying to infiltrate yuor space you racist. i am going to remove my own ***** (in game threat) because of you
btw i am going to report this incident to your alliance leader and yuo are going to be kicked oyut so next time dont kill me you filthy griefer
Ceo of the killer's corp contacts the victim.
[22:20:43] Ceo > Hello
[22:20:52] offender > umm hello!
[22:21:03] offender > are you related to that griefer who killed my pod
[22:21:13] Ceo > One of my members suggested taht I contact you, since you seem to be upset about that incident
[22:21:56] Ceo > Would you like me to kick him? or would you accept isk in return for your loss?
[22:22:11] offender > yes uh i was trying to explore some 0.0 space and he killed me!
[22:22:46] offender > i lost a lg crystal set because of that griefer
[22:22:48] Ceo > I am awfully sorry that happend to you, you never know what will happen in 0.0
[22:23:06] offender > my friend is a member of goonfleet and they will punish him!
[22:23:08] Ceo > Really? Thats bad!
[22:23:26] Ceo > Oh no, please not the goons
[22:23:33] offender > what are you trying to make fun of me
[22:23:41] Ceo > we can settle this without that cant we?
[22:23:55] offender > i am just so angry because people are so rude to newbies
[22:24:13] offender > my own ***** was almost removed by that incident
[22:24:25] Ceo > Would you take some isk to make it all better?
[22:24:38] offender > i mean 100m would be enough and youll also have to ggrant me a free passage thru that space
[22:25:10] offender > i shouldnt etll this but i was supposed to infiltrate razor alliance
[22:25:24] offender > goons are planning to remove them from this section of space
[22:25:25] Ceo > Its not our space, I think it is owned by Intaki Syndicate you will have to talk to them
[22:25:46] offender > what are you just some random pirates
[22:26:09] Ceo > No no, we have targets
[22:26:16] offender > are yuoo trying to pull my leg you s****i know that pirates don't pray compensation to their victims
[22:26:24] Ceo > Mostly goons, but there are others once in a while.
[22:26:52] offender > what???
[22:27:28] Ceo > Our targets.
[22:27:31] offender > luckily i managed to calm down a bit because last time this happened i got one week ban
[22:27:35] Ceo > you asked if we were random
[22:27:51] offender > so you are pirates after all?
[22:28:15] Ceo > No, Just explosion enthusiasts.
[22:28:41] offender > i don't understand anything about this anymore
[22:28:57] offender > so what were you doing in razor alliance space?
[22:29:01] Ceo > Well then maybe you should try WoW
[22:29:17] Ceo > Who is Razor?
[22:30:00] offender > razor alliance is a parth of northen coalition
[22:30:15] Ceo > There is no north in space.
[22:30:35] offender > **** THE CORPORATION I AM WORKING FOR JUST TOLD ME THAT THEY DON'T REIMBURSE MY IMPLANTS
[22:30:40] offender > AND THATS YOUR FAULT
[22:31:00] offender > YOOUR ENTIRE CORPORATION WILL BE CRUSHED
[22:31:11] Ceo > The whole thing?
[22:31:16] Ceo > Or just most of it?
[22:31:55] Ceo > Sounds like the corp you are working for are pretty cheap
[22:33:26] offender > how was i supposed to know that there would be pirates in razor alliance owned space
[22:33:33] offender > it was suppoesd to be peaceful and quit region
[22:34:08] Ceo > So you werent prepared for your assignment?
[22:34:37] offender > i was but i have other things to do than watch the screen all the time
[22:34:47] offender > i didn't think it would be dangerous
[22:35:46] Ceo > So you were unprepared and lazy, does your employer know this? Man I wouldnt want to be in your shoes, you are in the dog house.
[22:36:33] offender > those ****heads are saying that its my own fault and i lost my pod because of my incompetency
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Manivald Kostaja
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Posted - 2009.11.26 01:38:00 -
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[22:36:42] offender > thats a foul lie
[22:36:52] offender > they are just ignorant tards
[22:37:01] Ceo > Well I think they may have a point, Dont you?
[22:37:13] offender > why so?
[22:37:31] offender > i was even trying to be nice to you
[22:37:37] offender > and this is all i get
[22:38:05] Ceo > You went into 0.0 which is inherently dangerous, and then you didn't remain alert and were under armed to defend yourself.
[22:38:19] Ceo > But like you said, you are a noob
[22:38:36] Ceo > WELL NOOB WELCOME TO EVE!
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TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
Extreme Prejudice.
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Posted - 2009.11.26 02:03:00 -
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Razor own syndicate now?
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.26 02:31:00 -
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Originally by: TimMc
Razor own syndicate now?
Yeah yeah.. The intaki just sold it to them.. They havent had a chance to scrub off all the name tags yet but its theirs so you all better watch out.
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Venetian Tar
United Systems Navy
Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.11.26 03:26:00 -
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Originally by: Lana's Alt
Originally by: TimMc
Razor own syndicate now?
Yeah yeah.. The intaki just sold it to them.. They havent had a chance to scrub off all the name tags yet but its theirs so you all better wotch out.
Fixed it got you  |
The Crushah
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.11.26 04:12:00 -
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He sounds like the guy in corp nobody else likes:
Doof: So what do I do?
Ceo: Uhhhh, we need you to spy for us. Yeah! Heres what you do, run around Syndicate in your pod looking for Razor.
Ceo: Trust me.
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.11.26 05:28:00 -
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Originally by: Venetian Tar
Originally by: Lana's Alt
Originally by: TimMc
Razor own syndicate now?
Yeah yeah.. The intaki just sold it to them.. They havent had a chance to scrub off all the name tags yet but its theirs so you all better wotch out.
Fixed it got you
Tar = Fail.. I speek good words wivout halp.
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Shade Millith
International House of PWNCakes
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Posted - 2009.11.26 07:59:00 -
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Welp, I'd suggest OP runaway really quick!
Cause YOOUR CORP WILL BE CRUSHED
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farfrael
Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.26 10:45:00 -
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Edited by: farfrael on 26/11/2009 10:45:37
Originally by: The Crushah
He sounds like the guy in corp nobody else likes:
Doof: So what do I do?
Ceo: Uhhhh, we need you to spy for us. Yeah! Heres what you do, run around Syndicate in your pod looking for Razor.
Ceo: Trust me.
lol, so true.
Send him to 31-mlu, I heard it is peaceful this time of year
OTOH, this important piece of strategic news (Razor owns syndicate!) will be relayed to Razor high command immediately!
OP Needs more names though
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Vistilantus
Caldari
You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2009.11.26 11:02:00 -
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Edited by: Vistilantus on 26/11/2009 11:02:54
Originally by: Manivald Kostaja
[22:36:42][22:38:36] Ceo > WELL NOOB WELCOME TO EVE!
Wow, you sure told him! 
This really deserves it's own thread, aren't you awesome!
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Flying ZombieJesus
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Posted - 2009.11.26 14:32:00 -
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Thats odd, same thing happened to a corpy of mine - where he was the podkiller.
Guy convos and asks for 30 mil to pay back his implants . . . who would give him money anyway.
This *also* happened in syndicate. I'm willing to bet the two know eachother.
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Roland Deschaines
Minmatar
The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre
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Posted - 2009.11.28 10:25:00 -
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You got trolled, podkiller.
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Monsieur Rolly
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PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2009.11.28 10:30:00 -
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Originally by: Roland Deschaines
You got trolled, podkiller.
this guy, smart guy
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Kazang
Gallente
Wrecking Shots
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Posted - 2009.11.28 17:42:00 -
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Originally by: Roland Deschaines
You got trolled, podkiller.
I happen to know this is a fact 
Kazang
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