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Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:46:00 -
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Before Holander posts, I have to say
~GROUND FLOOR~
Get ready nerds |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
26
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:53:00 -
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INTRODUCTION
Announcing a civil upscale mixer of a chat channel. Where politics and fun mix. A change of pace from the ordinary - especially when Jericho Fraction is on the scene. This is sponsored by Gallente but is open for all. It's a social place so leave that bad attitude at home and your guns at the door.
LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS
Is open for business and pleasure. This is a moderated but open channel for Gallente, Intaki and invited guests (and respectful blind-dates) to chat and socialise about the politics and pleasures of the day. This is intended to be interesting, vibrant, sometimes edgy, but always respectful and totally lacking in boorish nonsense. Top secret plans will doubtless be discussed in other channels so it won't be neccessary to infiltrate simply for the purpose of listening.
Ideally we would hope to attract guests and friends from all walks and life and the various cultures of Eve. War may rage and intrigues may scream beyond the walls but "La Maison" continues as the music plays, the champagne flows and the girls make eyes at bold spacers and charming rogues alike!
So long as decorum is respected, we make no barring rules against anyone in Eve. The Gallente Federation has a reputation for cosmopolitan culture and permissive inclusion, and its our desire to prove this out with a multi-cultural gallente-hosted nightspot for the rich and famous, the clever and the cunning, and all the most notorious and deadly personalities of Eve.
Rationale
"La Maison" is a virtual club that exists in the cyberspace of Eve star cluster's myriad interconnected datastreams. This miracle of communications technology interfaces the Pod systems of starship command to provide an entirely lifelike and responsive environment to portray personna and action in the company of other neurologically attuned individuals.
The near instantaeneous transmission of data and response means distance is no limiter to access, while the profound neural interface of the command Pod translates perceived stimuli to entirely recognisable physical forms.
In essence one may live the environment of the virtual club; it is entirely possible to become drunk, overwhelmed by sensation or indeed rendered insensible by sudden violence. Thus we warn the patron that such happenstance neccessitates the adoption of sensible precautions when sharing this reality with the dangers of real-space and external physical interaction.
And of course; the management of "La Maison" accepts no burden of responsibility for loss of starships and personal possessions when under the influence of stimuli in the virtual environment.
To access this marvel of Gallente technology and cultural artistry you have only to open your subspace communications panel, and enter the magic phrase ... LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS
Or, even better, have an existing guest invite you; how better to arrive than on the arm of a charming regular to this enchanting locale?
Rules Of Conduct
First and foremost, "La Maison" is a roleplaying environment of specific interest to aficionados of the genre, and declares primary responsibility to the regular clientele and comfort and entertainment therein. Disruption of the mood by boorish behaviour or evocation of crass reality will not be tolerated under any circumstance.
Punishment of infractions will be immediate and severe, with a warning, then gagging, then banning from the channel being the eventual result. Continued attempts to disrupt the channel will be awarded with harrassment petitions and general derision on the part of our clientele.
Conduct-wise; please be respectful of fellow guests, and though it is entirely likely you will find yourselves in the presence of those holding contradictory and indeed, hostile, ideologies and political beliefs, be sure to engage in debate with an eye on civility and respectable decorum. Remember that the Gallente Federation is an open and permissive society and few quirks and pecadillos are frowned upon save narrow-minded prejudice and inflexible dogma.
With regard to privacy; be aware that "La Maison" is a semi-public environment that plays host to many members of the galactic press and as such, may not be considered a secure location for personal and political secrets. If you are not happy with the prospect of your words and actions becoming potential public property then it is likely you have come to the wrong place! (Private rooms can of course be conjured at the discretion of consenting partners, and groups of intimate friends).
The Hostesses
Jade Constantine
Mistress of the Golden Chamber: JF
Gallente born and raised, and tutored as a pleasure slave and courtesan to the exotic tastes of the Amarri court. Jade's career veered violently off course when a diplomatic envoy's transport was blown to pieces in mysterious circumstances and she was rescued from the escape pods by the enigmatic genetic mastermind Athule Snanm.
Jovin Ketils
Psychosexual Battlefield Therapist: JF
An experienced slave of love, aquired her former masters fortunes in a play of desire. Hostess of passionate soiree's in her Chalet, enticing her guests to acts of ecstacy and lust with sensous cocktail concoctions. Carrying a child for the notorious Wencher Hardin she dreams of a future beyond imperial delusions in the aegis of Jericho Fraction and the free stars of hope and high aspiration.
Lianhaun
Reformed Indy Ganker: Evolution
Once the terror of the spaceways the lovely Lianhaun was a member of the notorious space invaders gang formed by the dashing pirate Setec. Times change however, and Lian has promised to pay richly for her past naughtiness in the coinage of love and fair intentions.
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Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
26
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:54:00 -
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Miso
Mistress of Cultural Assassination: JF
Intaki freedom fighter and info-terrorist for hire; the enigmatic Miso made common cause with JF during the war against the Taggart Transdimensional Megacorp and ongoing opposition to reactionary state-fascism in all its forms in the period following Ragnar's fall. Her penchant for sex and violence beyond entirely sane proportionality has made Miso a media star across the gallente federation, with sales of of her steamy earlier work in the billions.
Josephine
Kestrel ***** First Class: JF
A one-time freelance pilot and poster child for the aspirational ethics of the Caldari state. Josephine has made a legend out of pragmatic good sense and worldly awareness of shortcomings in the political fancies others become consumed by. She also mixes an extremely good cocktails.
Jasmine Constantine
VP Mayhem and Slaughter: JF
Jade's cousin by genotype, Jasmine is an entirely more forceful and direct personality, favouring precision engineering and vast collateral damage as fine adjunct to the shock and awe of her unrestrained gallente sexualty, Jasmine is twice as dangerous when she is being charming.
Charity Regard
Toybox of Temptation: Asgard Ind
A fine upstanding representative of the Caldari society, polite, intelligent, witty, and always ready to lead a hand to the least fortunate amongst us. Charity Regard is a human byword for respectful decorum and immortal tact. Tempted thus, who amongst us could truly be without sin?
DB Preacher
Dream of Dark Intentions: Reikoku
A hard drinking fast loving heroine of the Venal civil war, DB Preacher founded Reikoku on the principles of reckless bravado and total disregard for personal safety. Its therefore safe to assume that her tastes in the Boudoir are hardly less extreme, or lacking in artful spice.
Hellena
Temptress and Headmistress: Red Light District
Born on a beutiful tropical planet, Hellena grew up knowing what beauty was, and how to satisfy. Hearing the call she left to explore and to meet new people to pleasure, particularly a red haird Gallentean woman whom she adores. space can be lonley..care to keep me company?
Charming Distraction
Are you a lady of taste and refined sensuality? A wild amazon of fleeting moods and electric passions? A diva or temptress, a sinner or a saint? "La Maison" has openings for all, and we welcome applications from appropriately talented would-be hostesses from around the Eve star cluster.
The hours are as whim dictates, the service as one's heart does bid, the rewards as rich as risk may find when staked in peril in the game of love and fine desire.
All we ask is boundless wit and some small nod in the direction of civilised inteplay, (though fast betimes the opposite may serve as well to play in close poetic fine refrain.)
The wages? Ha, let noteriety and fame be wage enough and if the gentlemen (and noble ladies) yet lay tip upon the morn ... well, 'tis fitting thus and no harm done nor fast returned on repute, nor faith, nor wondrous name thereafter.
Applications thence in person to the ladies of the house. And luck and love the close reward of those who dare! |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
26
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:54:00 -
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Anything you'd like to add, Jade? |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
34
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:01:00 -
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Holander Switzerland wrote:**** you ender, stealing my thunder
I told you to hurry up and you didn't :colbert: |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
34
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:04:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:
words
Hey there, respond to my posts that came from your space brothel page, please. |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
35
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:10:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:By which I guess you guys acknowledge you have lost the actual discussion (again).
Ahahahahaha |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
35
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:11:00 -
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I like the part where he denies none of this |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
35
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:13:00 -
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I forgot to post this sweet, sweet banner that he made to promote his site too
http://i.imgur.com/QExzV.jpg
I just popped like 18 boners |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
45
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Posted - 2012.06.18 19:11:00 -
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Richard Desturned wrote:Jade Constantine wrote:I've linked a podcast where two step specifically cites how unfair he believes it is on the large 0.0 alliances that hisec raider corps can gang up on them in Inferno 1.0. it's a shame that two step isn't in goonswarm or in any 0.0 alliance then, isn't it? so much for your smoking gun l0l
Obviously Two Step is in our pockets, as well as CCP |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
45
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Posted - 2012.06.18 19:24:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:Arrgthepirate wrote:When are you going to get that WE DO NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ALL THE WAR DECS EVER. It does NOT hurt us. AT ALL. In ANY WAY. It might hurt a few idiots a week. They deserve it, it's funny, and they'll bounce back. We're not losing space, we're not losing our trillion isk a month moongoo, we're not having our assets locked in stations. We're not losing supers.
If you want highsec to fight back, form an alliance, and go on a roam. I know that traveling through multiple regions might seem scary, but I promise it's fun. It hurts you in the most profound way possible. It hurts the feelings and ego of your leader. All the isk in the world won't make up for the sting when it becomes apparent that the Mittani lost a war to Jade Constantine and needed the 1.0 game mechanics to change in order to protect him from the consequences of defeat. This is fact, public record, simply the way things are.
[Citation Needed] |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
47
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Posted - 2012.06.18 20:07:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:Kyle Myr wrote:
I'll keep this simple - weaselior is one of our directors. He's repeatedly asked for you to demonstrate some form of concrete proof that you're hurting us at all. He's also posted our monthly technetium income as a formula on this forum, so if you use the few billion ISK damage we don't reimburse as 'proof', that's fairly easily refuted. Same for posting war record losses - Goonfleet has lost plenty of actual 0.0 wars, let alone empire wars, by the 'isk war' metric, and other, more tangible metrics (taking space, causing opponents to collapse).
Yes but so easily you forget the "humiliation of the great leader" metric which can be measured in knuckleposting tweets. This is obviously not a war that has anything to do with isk otherwise I suspect I wouldn't have been able to earn 8.7 billion isk in 4 days while being hunted by the "ministry of love" in their 3 stealth bombers. You are collectively "hurt" when "pubbies" laugh at you. "pubbies" have been laughing at you. Hence you do kinda lose.
What does this even mean? |
Haquer
Vorkuta Inc
Goonswarm Federation
47
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Posted - 2012.06.18 20:07:00 -
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Does somebody have an Insane to English translator? |
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